第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先,等我入波啦!809Please respect copyright.PENANAEsltoiLLyd
(幾時追返我條時間線啊?!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAqNfdNkHVFf
「係喇!係喇!而家咪追囉!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAXJEKV1BVaW
………809Please respect copyright.PENANAAiPEwfLyHR
阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我,我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…809Please respect copyright.PENANAn3yABpK6C3
(又話追?!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAab4GJHy6x7
「咁我最多都係跑啫,唔係跳丫嘛,點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫!最多咪講快D囉!」809Please respect copyright.PENANA0hwzuNp6np
(咁你快D啦!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAWzQlIQjkmu
OK,講返喺地府呢邊先…809Please respect copyright.PENANAGMVF3jQeYs
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗,喺呢個時候…809Please respect copyright.PENANACu2pEqX43H
當然係第一時間拆利是啦!809Please respect copyright.PENANAkqBVDnZN96
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇,上集都有講,冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅!不過,阿公…809Please respect copyright.PENANA8fq9BZRKxZ
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封,唔會係報紙呱…809Please respect copyright.PENANABxJpvZZrFZ
如果係,我肯定…809Please respect copyright.PENANAfIRjb5Dh1B
唉,都係算啦,睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…809Please respect copyright.PENANA5Jw5nYo2FT
「吓!?聖經箴言!?敬畏耶和華是知識的開端!?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAxO8fTbquiv
我無奈到唔識講嘢,但係…809Please respect copyright.PENANAyAVsUY34X7
咦,後面有堆字噃!809Please respect copyright.PENANAvqYJytSp6m
有一大段嘢,因為太多字,所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…809Please respect copyright.PENANAgOMpT5MtGu
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人,終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…809Please respect copyright.PENANAmGXjNw9ZnM
佢自創咗一套神功,翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…809Please respect copyright.PENANAxWOFtGQFYM
希望我可以參透其中奧秘,用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪,但係…809Please respect copyright.PENANAiIp8KiDTXZ
我頂!唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦,臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁,仲化化地添,點睇啊?809Please respect copyright.PENANAqzJRXUf3Jh
唉,阿公真係…809Please respect copyright.PENANA8dzekYdF8Y
咁我即係唔使學啦!809Please respect copyright.PENANAij0L6s9PbK
「翻雲之絕技,聚氣如雲海,蕩漾於懷中,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。809Please respect copyright.PENANABKpfNOIUCc
我頂!扮乜嘢啫,文筆又差噃,係喇喎,得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩!?809Please respect copyright.PENANA08AFaTULCH
不過,「光管陳」竟然睇得到,唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅?809Please respect copyright.PENANAyht5UgYIe6
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。809Please respect copyright.PENANAvH3SCcfS9u
「陳Sir,你係咪都睇到晒啊?可唔可以幫我整理返啊?咁撩草,我睇唔到啊。」809Please respect copyright.PENANATXy7znrUvp
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅,就好好教吓你啦。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAtCVnbvmBm7
「覆雨之絕技,聚氣如水流,蕩漾於雙掌,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」809Please respect copyright.PENANA17uyi3jTJ0
「飛天之絕技,聚氣如流雲,蕩漾於腦海,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」809Please respect copyright.PENANA9CJ8AZQyWQ
「遁地之絕技,聚氣如水泥,蕩漾於雙足,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAi3xd3vcdjG
「爆烈之絕技,聚氣如流火,蕩漾於雙拳,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAsZAlC5rDjM
好心啦!抄都抄得好D丫,改幾隻字就算,揸流攤,冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦!809Please respect copyright.PENANALHUgxNy8bM
「係咁多,大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅,但係…佢咁樣就叫人學,我…真係不敢恭維。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAnDwL81wdZH
唉,連「光管陳」都咁講,都係返去人間先算把啦…809Please respect copyright.PENANAbQXCbqzEhp
………809Please respect copyright.PENANAbKDjB1VvxT
返到去之後,大家緊張咗一輪,因為乜事?阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。809Please respect copyright.PENANAEATUfwEUkD
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」,沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。809Please respect copyright.PENANAT59nIkmdSz
………809Please respect copyright.PENANAdk4K6VvKMO
入到球場,有把聲叫我哋去更衣室,我咪跟大隊去囉…809Please respect copyright.PENANArND9qUxDkr
入到更衣室,去見到返晒成班死仔,佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁,想點啊?809Please respect copyright.PENANAc80Ok2HSkm
不過,佢哋都平安無事就好喇,連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…809Please respect copyright.PENANArdaIdLs1fA
係唔見咗「黃仔」,話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。809Please respect copyright.PENANAQS1JVAdxbv
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAMYZRnxnB6o
陪「鬼王」踢波?贏輸都死啦!809Please respect copyright.PENANAezSpmEueq8
之後,阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…809Please respect copyright.PENANAxCjOqipDfW
我都跟埋去睇吓,點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…809Please respect copyright.PENANAf4omjxCi8T
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」,但係…809Please respect copyright.PENANAVCPaIwVQ6i
佢哋得十隻人咋喎,扮晒嘢想讓賽啊?定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢?809Please respect copyright.PENANAna6VIe0zKk
「你哋好,我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAG7S9S9XjBr
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟,仲鬼死咁樣衰。809Please respect copyright.PENANANawWsJkpxL
但係,我哋都冇得選擇啦,肉隨砧板上,咪唯有跟佢出場囉…809Please respect copyright.PENANATDd0RuNp3U
沿途,我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…809Please respect copyright.PENANAM8OMfQWr0L
「校長佢點啊?」809Please respect copyright.PENANA1Xj3JAzPlp
「冇咩事,不過要留院觀察囉,可能你畢業佢都未出得院!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAd3TzSFBjP1
「咁就好喇!」809Please respect copyright.PENANA2GRFR5wvF4
(…)809Please respect copyright.PENANAWE7pSX4C81
「丫,我意思係佢冇事就好喇!」809Please respect copyright.PENANASg1lK5nB4Y
之後,我行返前去最前面…809Please respect copyright.PENANATkOijDYaXs
「一陣,你哋唔輸得嫁,輸咗,鬼王就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。809Please respect copyright.PENANALdNtWOBXOz
「咁贏咗呢?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAOmsknXy9Mh
「一樣要死,你哋贏咗佢,佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」809Please respect copyright.PENANA2CWmxMV77h
佢真係乞人憎到呢…809Please respect copyright.PENANABHVG7qVZ3x
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知,出到球場,我終於忍唔住手喇…809Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ24e4ZRGF
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」,我就…809Please respect copyright.PENANA3xfVwEmb3W
「九字護身法,收!」809Please respect copyright.PENANA7T3gij8xSV
「天馬行空!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAIM2W1BJTN3
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度,串柒柒丫嗱!809Please respect copyright.PENANAPDGwNRmPzc
「救命啊!救命啊!」809Please respect copyright.PENANA87EpQYbDCK
掛好咗佢,我就跟返埋大家度,大家準備出場…809Please respect copyright.PENANAhAfsuJtVXL
「踢法照舊,穩守突擊,由Kenny策動攻勢,阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」809Please respect copyright.PENANAKx506ZhQZl
佢都真係戇過阿狗,當我傻架?809Please respect copyright.PENANAWJIA0KFPsn
「王Sir,唔釘得唔得啊?你睇吓隻妖怪個樣,好似想食人咁款,你叫我跟住佢?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAOlIlOdt66I
好在,佢都識做…809Please respect copyright.PENANA3mMNErgKzd
「咁算啦!大家自由發揮,唔死就好喇,出場啦!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAfoWv87WdHP
不過佢把死人烏鴉口,真係乞人憎,真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…809Please respect copyright.PENANAmEZhLC5PZn
「王Sir,D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅,不如,我都出埋場丫!」809Please respect copyright.PENANArdEKgmApHp
好啊!好啊!809Please respect copyright.PENANAJrhFOkpYTH
「陳Sir,唔使喇,你幫我哋保護D女仔丫!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAusC1dmzPVK
我頂!死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊?!809Please respect copyright.PENANAiz8qOkk3Qy
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場,行返埋後防線…809Please respect copyright.PENANAtXU7NJn2MF
………809Please respect copyright.PENANA3ziLIbrkxl
(咇~~~!)809Please respect copyright.PENANA5l1lO3wGkO
一開波,對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…809Please respect copyright.PENANAM1QRSM7IQm
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到,我咪四圍望吓囉…809Please respect copyright.PENANABujwYgxoj3
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩?我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…809Please respect copyright.PENANAO4AmpybFeO
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到,好似石化咗咁…809Please respect copyright.PENANAjxSrwCUIpL
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉!809Please respect copyright.PENANAxiBH69V5Z3
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨尊射球!」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。809Please respect copyright.PENANAAQZZEhciaj
咦,我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…809Please respect copyright.PENANAGisfM0oFyl
「喂,個波跌返落嚟喇!」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。809Please respect copyright.PENANAne5nzl6A0V
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨…」809Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qh8CJhdHa
………809Please respect copyright.PENANAsaU4zViNth
突然,全場靜晒,因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…809Please respect copyright.PENANAiWVGJ1fpPT
冇人,亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…809Please respect copyright.PENANASk3uf1YAzK
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘,唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAKMkYCwA6j6
「冇球員離場,唔可以俾第二個出場!」809Please respect copyright.PENANABcwG7Z9vru
「你邊位啊?喺我地頭博我嘴,你係咪唔想活啊?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAwRgcvQWXnp
嘩,呢個球證都算沙噗喇,「鬼王」都串…809Please respect copyright.PENANAWHTWKzWMdU
「世界最佳光頭球證,哥,連,拿!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAupA1O8S5ho
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。809Please respect copyright.PENANAKPB097ITAC
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋,但係…809Please respect copyright.PENANAzh0IIUsoFi
「傻佬明,波啊!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAIbFpImnCa5
阿輝突然叫我,我先見到個波就喺我腳邊,我…809Please respect copyright.PENANAQqHxVtI5X8
呆咗唔夠半秒,即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…809Please respect copyright.PENANABIxFdg2Jle
「七旋斬!」809Please respect copyright.PENANArsGLKpdrZ9
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAhbr9hvtNlR
個波靚到丫!傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…809Please respect copyright.PENANAzOmmGJT0yK
「阿狗!接波!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAnJyiXuGnp7
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…809Please respect copyright.PENANANqPZwlTnvt
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…809Please respect copyright.PENANAVgLu5jWDDi
「百米九秒九!」809Please respect copyright.PENANA5egf93Kkqq
佢真係跑得超快,而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…809Please respect copyright.PENANAY8CR6Uh0ED
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射!」809Please respect copyright.PENANASyW9hdW7pT
嘩,個波好勁啊!睇嚟要入喇!809Please respect copyright.PENANAJjSbqZeayq
(咇~~~!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAD4ykSzTFQ3
YEAH,入咗喇!809Please respect copyright.PENANARM4OIsAqVv
「入球冇效!」哥連拿講。809Please respect copyright.PENANAF7QVlpLzX2
「冇效!?點解啊?」阿輝問。809Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0iT2yFfIV
「越位。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAuWoNMHQ0eM
「越位?!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAmadoFNY4nN
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊?」阿輝問。809Please respect copyright.PENANA7MiJbsIo68
「唔識,唔識,我唔識,我真係唔識嫁,你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。809Please respect copyright.PENANAJDp0r8CQrz
場面一片混亂…809Please respect copyright.PENANAK9Hgoy3AaH
「小姐,唔該你返出去,而家罰球。」809Please respect copyright.PENANAxbTzTA69Gf
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過,話時話,點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢?809Please respect copyright.PENANAehQrqrRlmE
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友,佢因為頭先俾球證串,所以仲發緊脾氣;1809Please respect copyright.PENANA4TQpxVXufh
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去,我係佢老母,就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。809Please respect copyright.PENANAa35DLviNRC
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…809Please respect copyright.PENANAzxjhDpdNpN
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿,竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…809Please respect copyright.PENANAobBHSfoBp6
睇嘢啦!阿公嘅絕技,加上我嘅創意…809Please respect copyright.PENANAbdJP9dqJNm
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAffy4haFKWp
嘩,我個波勁到我自己都唔信,成個火球咁飛埋去,睇嚟入緊喇!809Please respect copyright.PENANAlUugyawDOu
(嘭~!)809Please respect copyright.PENANAIUFS0Zwdt2
「小你媽媽個些丫!牆嚟嘅?」809Please respect copyright.PENANAFbSvKviQBx
原來,佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」,佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…809Please respect copyright.PENANA0ypGiI1fiK
個波仲…809Please respect copyright.PENANA0eULFBbuQv
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…809Please respect copyright.PENANAGP90bo0JLo
「金,翅,仆,佳,鳥!」809Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5a3ZpDWuA
(待續)809Please respect copyright.PENANAsTD6sjGiam
下集預告︰809Please respect copyright.PENANAVezgWwAncq
「黃仔」!?佢唔係「北轍」咩?做乜佢…809Please respect copyright.PENANAaNEyLJ8ht0
註腳︰809Please respect copyright.PENANAH6aiuqJ01r
(1) 疾風無敵銀堡壘 — 日本熱血系嘅運動動畫,不過成隊都係機械人嚟。809Please respect copyright.PENANA69jq0A2Ln7
(2) 沙噗 — 即係有膽識。809Please respect copyright.PENANAisFVDGxDFN
(3) 七旋斬 — 九百幾套動漫用過,唔知邊套係第一套,意思係斜斜地斬埋去。809Please respect copyright.PENANAYb4TnKYzYO
(4) 碧咸 — 本來應該唔使介紹,但係…即係贝克汉姆,David Beckham,以前D靚仔球星囉。809Please respect copyright.PENANAuAZSNMIsXi
(5)「龍門」 — 呢度係講緊守門員。809Please respect copyright.PENANASsusTbBXMc
(6) 豬蘿 — 六七十年代D麻甩佬好鐘意用嚟形容人地蠢。809Please respect copyright.PENANAd0rUT6uKEy