第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q0jOFSDYl
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyLVP3R2zf
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB53fgPjGB
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJCJXbM7lA
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgKci4T8om
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qUBIBoEI7
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4l3YfLSvF
「咁贏咗呢？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPqo94sMEw
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahn3MuRcM6
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j510Cjgec
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mlcmv9bhq
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBmWT3uqoy
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZz5YVo8oe
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoML5T56zxm
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniUrtbvhc5
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnIL5UBT5J
我就襯有時間…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKpykC1ZZt
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7oCo1YSmO
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBWURDPyCK
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XljqEZDU1
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KICrIvjGF
會俾綁住嘅？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcrOTpa2GR
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBXt0ai989
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fWyDPA74q
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeitdSSp1pp
「唔係啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsanW8EoKDT
「你玩緊SM？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslWU4EV0aD
「唔係啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTXnbWqflm
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDvHXQxLS5
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn3O03UMO4
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwuT1yIvLD
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhPM16h0XK
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa5cy18XKd
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4QPmPkAHC
「傻佬明，波啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7frKSmY9Nc
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJxyG7Ukfc
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklsfZUB0sK
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeacirwr5o3
「阿狗！接波！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1BLD6Yxux
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP1tGF7eHw
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xDyXqDWqq
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17sD2YO4q9
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs2DGIfcH0
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80D97I8RgU
「冇效！？點解啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvVlwqnaj2
「越位。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhydPgQWhx
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNnIqjLztr
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuZIed7eI0
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdaAP9D0tK
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCDXKQuiOT
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8hQhqDdR4
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7cfMMYjWV
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqjnSDB7nM
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPco18DydbU
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5YqIRrMoU
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h7Sfjm950
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDVIV1nxmb
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAjVHsNQCW
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY7BnzTARq
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1L70xyJeD
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwC8nonVjw
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4MPvQgxYG
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI38i8lpWh
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ1gA56xiO
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pggGkFnG9
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCANnwpxdv
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSGr0LQz3z
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3f5dCzH0O
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Hab4ojND
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAWo0yjXXf
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGuBrdHg9U
「好好笑呀可？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kRelnwWyQ
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtVAVzSHD3
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmfrbEx2rw
但事實上係從來都冇利…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kYxUUV0V4
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsIBsMOAqT
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E9QppSYfd
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcSGg4XjwD
「大袋」開出罰球…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv9hOcUTzQ
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUHvEV8Bbu
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSqnCQd8W9
「大王，請射球。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2hWef9f05
「我踢波使你教？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qBAkt94tP
「係嘅，係嘅。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk56ojNYuw
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCkWcdhxbk
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj0xZWO1t4
「鬼王硬射！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWdWWc5p0d
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXaviO2cpj
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxz1aN7xZN
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0RMxIznuq
(咇~~~！)「入球！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTCMVVX9e
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSHxfZJkKz
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DX13XOzdx
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccZWk4Bckj
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLASXfpbilG
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lJFk1TtUU
「射穿牆！？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLAxkGxhYn
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETAeK07Mue
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcDPElcvR9
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf7FMRfsf4
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTe5jMaDLU
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKHEJPFy6b
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK3eNTDglj
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zLSE9BfBu
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9K4ZvecM0
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNLX6hF6iH
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9KT2VO5GA
「林，尚，義！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtjxH3C8VX
(待續)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBH0mIk2Ah
下集預告︰680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL1rZAp8cq
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0LJNMR4V7
「請換入我！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgu3DCY343
註腳︰680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeajF4Pg9jE
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZxZRiiU5r
然後按「加至主畫面」