第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIhBTr3hm8
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9cHGcGoZ9
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V413a6nfZ
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJv5nEtqwV
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUwUhuvXkL
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDJewerHY4
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBCsAohPoV
「咁贏咗呢？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwDydbLzRc
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGUpjsTTq4
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mYqlaImVl
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AhKVfpYAB
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT67kzf1gwy
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhHo7EHAIR
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSDJpAIF4Y
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ibBZzz4Ky
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuYmMmVXcs
我就襯有時間…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxfROnuWnj
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZQ3LiymRq
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee2dWpv7nN
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16CsxaQo8T
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYFMaPaYDL
會俾綁住嘅？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdRhqedzF8
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoLi5ofK7s
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZeF2NFg8C
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPYRPDRsSe
「唔係啊！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3K9eur56Y
「你玩緊SM？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjUkVMYneh
「唔係啊！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2Gy7eBCkC
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot4fPe78ng
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jFLgrvEYU
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39LFkIAfhd
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdeWWeArx3
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAg7WmDHDa
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8RMiDeH0L
「傻佬明，波啊！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Edq1lAFdP
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VlmZZ53tf
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHV37jVjls
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDamQe2bU7
「阿狗！接波！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPdH57iCCZ
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduoYYg7mdN
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW9ymJxax4
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh0lvREI22
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh93fnFjLR
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dhBPzutBf
「冇效！？點解啊？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGociWDUxmX
「越位。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyYJERwNfc
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ8umEWG6H
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbj7mW4GYV
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeEtB9wG70
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbFn4BgxFh
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa9eWdzYsa
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw1TlE8Bqs
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCkikTepia
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxCF66NNYu
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvOYd7Uepo
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2BHIFgkoN
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtgS0ptTNc
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxeIbSUcXP
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n3zjjuDaZ
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq6nxguvyu
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N8uyey5JZ
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgm9AUWLy9
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8oaOnfUvx
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2z14pKYuN
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtTlAyfvKv
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2otfq3ryrL
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRCmkmad1r
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK64CRYCBT
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfYnyByyW2
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS4E1N5KQU
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tucQ5bQYN
「好好笑呀可？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblc5Asz1ep
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CaSrA8gqq
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuNMxAKRNK
但事實上係從來都冇利…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvFMU7npST
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLvwUCP0vX
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EwdpyNu28
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9TgB8cQDM
「大袋」開出罰球…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEdNKb30IE
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i8akEonlK
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUiphkiHCn
「大王，請射球。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALyKHyRzb6
「我踢波使你教？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNEp76gHK9
「係嘅，係嘅。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVyaD6id2e
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwhIyWf91p
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa3SdAk1iF
「鬼王硬射！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjhoRe9O2Z
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwsvwwZKnR
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0BIItVonw
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGD6Bo5BWI
(咇~~~！)「入球！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIrLAE4t4r
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2DChTX93H
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDP6M5lQPR
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSehLbQXCke
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYTZ80A65I
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqStKyeoZj
「射穿牆！？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlJdgGM1AJ
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqdDYX63sV
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZZCIYof9P
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JziwKoWgl
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLHhfgsL11
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ79JPa6ulm
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c7qjrYPwO
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlikZdCHM6s
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvHAO6bfP0
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZmXgwWOud
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Ty4I2Srw
「林，尚，義！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfhIyg4YkM
(待續)725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQWkYnrBcP
下集預告︰725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpQZl4dg42
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSdHdeza2y
「請換入我！」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqByZm6BD0
註腳︰725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90436cvUIY
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Yon9am5k
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