第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHMzp9xTBK
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkXC1GPyeF
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhTT8GH107
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當然係第一時間拆利是啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdHGRJ5v8z
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QLb9wxAN1
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ndDSnQbhv
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唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ6G3KVmID
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TDSQL2bAF
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbtevtciD9
咦，後面有堆字噃！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg0Lup9SYP
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMPEvlNyju
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsODQUNoVe5
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRRvAcKyCk
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqgcZHZa6W
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXQtnx1hrG
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咁我即係唔使學啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcH6MYsoda
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2mQi4GuS7
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEYziKjzwz
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDgBGt3qi6
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SBsVwuaXO
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoCpzxzTa5
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglzcPduvps
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lj6l0E3SC
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qf1MKj1vI
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxohdjm9A2a
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSbKTwccvR
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRBzDQV5vP
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrrVgasSa9
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2IKguKYaf
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvYb5cFfpD
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYNnBfgkPp
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKeypFUGqv
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOijzbbeww
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuOtj4V3NQ
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85JlMGwfKv
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Lti25nNQ
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmATej7wxek
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YzgIXCYcJ
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5Z8RRBcZ2
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTSByOKrwA
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7u6CNP4Iw
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmyLGbkFV8
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ4tY0ROwf
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5S2BupTTZ
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J7igfv27b
「校長佢點啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMF8IhhdWj
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5WOAdXK5w
「咁就好喇！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXhtNT2pt8
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「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ4kKWRESp
之後，我行返前去最前面…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbPJCP2QyX
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZScbLNDGNg
「咁贏咗呢？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5MWJtRMwt
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1DuqQjpFM
佢真係乞人憎到呢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OaEb4tiAm
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwtHmdCYoO
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ528fDDw2io
「九字護身法，收！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDX6jHPxc4
「天馬行空！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKaPZOgBC5
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtd1sGHeVJ
「救命啊！救命啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpLrGet2CJ
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO5rZXVfrj
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62qqehWLSJ
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwTGfH6Kvz
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbjaI0xGli
好在，佢都識做…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsxeBkF3rB
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgJAZA9YW7
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRulcKsRRv
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykYeXj7kty
好啊！好啊！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQjSQIdROr
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5891cujVX
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k4t8nOCbL
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmncmJcmWXO
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(咇~~~！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6Ie7bZ4Kl
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytrQD3mFtm
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3L73hDynp
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXphcrm3Czy
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11VJtKT14C
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8buQuqsVjZ
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59l4pjk0x1
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYiDxvtofR
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsENUXsbiqz
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1MIjkTSXv
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVTP4SNJUm
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXE0XJG1P9
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4piLu7zSjs
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa8jCSzr6K
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0AaYRMWs8
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrfeqQjVLo
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9hKIZRIM7
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIB37vUHsz
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy1m4sBvgq
「傻佬明，波啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhrTsrm1pU
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz61xqVS5Ef
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO6qgCCWEg
「七旋斬！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyarLwjegY
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vusQmAHNT
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgWWFwYwVZ
「阿狗！接波！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AaeYsSB6y
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk68Y1XouFH
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL4OIts6p4
「百米九秒九！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo7jNES8G6
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUdVRoRCdS
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcqxdtOp9v
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tfykdLMms
(咇~~~！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRtxmz0PDm
YEAH，入咗喇！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjeCbcKe3P
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7tDSU9vbD
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIB1Am4CYX
「越位。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ObvhkRzHO
「越位？！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEPiSK2tcH
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH7UdIptnE
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dJPx0EANy
場面一片混亂…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLN2TZllVe
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFfmsfhf4d
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKAFw1wrwo
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeHwgH4IHa
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY6mqVFrT3
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm3LF2aayF
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZaqWjHnh0
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrkkiwxfSC
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf56QAY6oS
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvwKLfB0VF
(嘭~！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAHC82VhlH
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA4jhhusZo
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCNb8CmARO
個波仲…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd7uOhGSKR
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVMMe7BXvE
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzObZOlfLO
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