第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfau1YOHzV
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaEy4nHlW7
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHaBhcEjNP
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFQUHDtnFO
(又話追？！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpm14OA1oK
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX7TXFduQ5
(咁你快D啦！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagtmcfKbeo
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gO4iLWchf
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqfbT65wRB
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZSm2W4VSW
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTE9vCUxsi
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflG7M6CZpE
如果係，我肯定…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVoCnKjfFS
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqDiKPTN7e
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4bRwrqclv
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypKVAoUYHr
咦，後面有堆字噃！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0uXXFL9iY
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflaCgyRDD5
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwqnajM0MG
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWZGXVMu9S
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB4co30CZo
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkC0YLdBx8L
唉，阿公真係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzGhIgY1li
咁我即係唔使學啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTxPBP7qIx
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppriTqdYZO
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcypQuM4oOh
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbE07SvWuH
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiA9ATFwcVl
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZIYlquQu8
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRnRafhtRv
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepwErvQqyJ
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzekjtBGSOP
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7Tq8p5JiK
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RCIebXgqQ
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIxAWx0vly
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOXkGzaJG2
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrjQopz4mp
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Bzoybb6K
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoSo9WffpH
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsXacRUoJl
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLGI8Sddwb
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHDrTCQ9Ut
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhOdX1MXnB
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn8nhNeLvv
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4tuUREtxD
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgffMAil1s
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyrqicMJ87
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh68Kx6I1e
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb3i04SiUK
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW3lcydQzP
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrwUoUdQxX
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lWbbk8G8O
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKZ6yNDGuP
「校長佢點啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfFeFfgDHR
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhvaaiyv38
「咁就好喇！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sCz9xoTw7
(…)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7cTooy5BJ
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGCVleobJE
之後，我行返前去最前面…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH51sljtJH
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cZXxSjAQ7
「咁贏咗呢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklaXv3kjlN
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3yY0fZ37e
佢真係乞人憎到呢…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTQro1v946
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuzvDSXnU3
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwCINveJ7W
「九字護身法，收！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh9K96E3Rx
「天馬行空！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCw8SVO8jn
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMqVcN9mzD
「救命啊！救命啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBxt5xOqDZ
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwYljgskJw
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdglM8ek4M
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBVPbIqK5j
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshlq8dqrtq
好在，佢都識做…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj8cix0RKo
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisijfmBMzl
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUE2313GTS
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRncE9RGvbg
好啊！好啊！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmGx0VfzbT
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpNJbSrbs3
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XULGY7HHF
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEbWPthwFS
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(咇~~~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJJozCT49d
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa0YW49dCA
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPc5JzvTrC
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBPYGuFXT3
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKsEgqrszc
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5H5fk8vDT
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJLOKWBaoY
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e3iQQUJ4Y
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJY0oHUA6s
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uCCbiEnql
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01ULweTUuN
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pT7c3k4TX
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfrqKI0JQj
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiiQ6FiY1n
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU8wNLsWDK
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoRmDfSCK7
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhnO8dIASy
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZzEpvCMQn
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV4Ms0a5Xl
「傻佬明，波啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79F84seGi4
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAcx3Sx2Ny
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE27f5insi
「七旋斬！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6jfBe8XhK
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhSC0XSzp3
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpDg6Nr4Ao
「阿狗！接波！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENGmF8KSBm
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8I3c2arcK
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvYzAfizzP
「百米九秒九！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM0b7wcCk9
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUhQGHhmHc
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQuHIPCTT7
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8vtoPhdeC
(咇~~~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpgXgJvhdV
YEAH，入咗喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wzpHNvF5c
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkiF6swOrC
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV9s4IwqH2
「越位。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHCKa9Sm5n
「越位？！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR58mWpwvx
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S3sboRjx3
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM3Wm4F3zA
場面一片混亂…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsVZGobUbP
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqaimL1WVd
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLm3M49v3Y
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI2I3RSxaM
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcAUhbxO0
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RNOXHSj4W
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYfHGVWhGk
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oTn4xWPzZ
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck2LVTaDt5
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpORokjPle
(嘭~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOTys3eHLT
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qU2B0J5b2
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7IQJdIStM
個波仲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4P2B3CAu9
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnfKRID7JR
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQhJOKfFN5
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