第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLurHzrchN
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvmn21YTY8
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FotX4Hzvy
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcPPefpe4p
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nYPzIwScG
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSDI89Uxcx
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuVIvS4Akp
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgN1x4Xlow
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cYsO6Xs76
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtCvc7vfz9
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGYUpUMvCe
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWbUstO1Qb
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pC02yfRWB
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre3xQQuKjs
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIr7m5hEdb
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJskg3026xm
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3m2ifHz5z
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxHTDuhosH
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvM0XY4i6l
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvZaLE7uKD
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kzou7Zn5l
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfZO8WCRkx
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFl8dVVHAe
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGnq0edJq2
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8t486gEgk
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZGpthK9X1
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeL0LoGK7a
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5aR2lDvKR
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdTqGaqbcQ
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzXcmfVFX8
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNm3Qm9LO2
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqiCs6C3ok
「係我哋啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbajGNHwKz
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8fUmmOZYz
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAH74ISPpd
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiifkuRpovx
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iQwlotzVw
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchQ2x78pD2
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6mXQr884o
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtBciKKoLi
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCUoHMXctD
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Da1R125th
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl05r7wLx1b
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdLSsEKSD3
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xg9aeaNcZ
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33GHJir2yY
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c27NHII2N
「感覺還可以。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5noQBSOt2
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxXFDVTOTJ
「最多咪輸！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql6wfn7G2J
「你會唔會太天真啊？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcGMBFyBlr
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLh4CyqHPA
「邊有得贏丫！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQXoJAkqhm
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHE27hiucK
「妖，你去死啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStJfvme8G0
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce8L3z3T79
「好~~~」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw9CiKumVu
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1uWnuWyVJ
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xsSxqSqIh
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtS3iCdbD4
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ64AW1oIE
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQALGOnNlgb
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMwpM4uDxV
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb4cDxjQD4
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxbWZ5i3pL
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSSG8SF3q8
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgHitdyJXh
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DlninoRca
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7FcONvV1v
阿明突然舉手。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94xWAFB4QN
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq402pYQ9J
王老師望一望出面…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWoJ7GuxjD
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4szZgaQJu
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqvOtgzOCN
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx6uQ06Yrw
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHdd59W7jF
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw47qEzJsC
輝輝，好英啊！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i0veZBhAZ
佢哋之後走咗入場…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyccoOHZoFV
(咇~~~！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFy337y3b2
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ5telAjPw
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkOcND4MFc
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuVp2siSsk
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sQde9XeOn
點解佢向上踢嘅？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr3LyDm9bW
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpqQkNkQoE
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplo3IP8TwF
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9fU2ryL3v
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DHbhAc37S
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQsNsLusDz
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTAbRM79CA
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguZEMYecF8
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyzqsWkNQo
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6iPxkLDX3
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kvx0NYDOI
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1dwE2sGFj
(嘭~！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53UfSahMO5
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bldTonvjC
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrZ14IXvbW
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yxGrBC7CX
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wKUlfeVZu
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtoYg26xCp
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9ymL0isSh
「邊樣嘢啊？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgbek6FfCW
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGtjgiAlES
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYW1qQkNs3
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULzhsUWIfQ
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cHnMOPUP1
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7AIgt3o6e
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErd1TaMH0w
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPMBXjVPop
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7vfqOw5Bw
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lwTuMSVNz
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmedXUfzLm
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct3nxesI7h
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrILyJ6yId
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPgVXGc6Ld
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDMwzwAdTm
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFEJ618eZK
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDvEplts6W
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cfisvZ36N
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEoZH3sGzY
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr5IR5R3c9
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vTJz2Hm0X
至於出面…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtmV4TllED
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ2Kwf1mgJ
………830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJeNOoRF3C
突然，全場靜晒，因為…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT1CQUWYYU
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz6qxTqcSL
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb4oieHj3t
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqxW2ORto0
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2SsUEBM9e
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