第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2BaqzW6kV
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupZNNXl75t
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t7XH9hMpU
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlzHBRCPz3
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEcikzaSk1
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIV3HrxRIY
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnHpkHPqI2
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPip6eI2W09
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFewGeA4nt
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOULR5NExA
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4G9JqX9eA
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnGKvxLusa
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4nCg0dcsW
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmIETNRtwY
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNHzoo7CZc
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GcvrSFPHn
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdEqIGh6tC
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCoteztR5G
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvrS7vLixt
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfNvdrXv35
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5sf3TSGVH
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoHx9DvIKW
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoem8lLpAhi
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl9iNmxjbH
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zbnBf8T8v
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDdkbh2mlK
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYAsSgk9n1
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2U5B2jKEq
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftBDwgKLVe
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKAKYs8Pw4
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoQymUR5fS
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucfXSP96H0
「係我哋啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzPrN21l0r
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCwExgJXOd
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd8R1ZHKxl
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4SBZjnjY2
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSruBYrCFL
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z0X0zUyzB
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpMqW3vLXO
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDbs3JMCaY
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEC00TpDS3
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr45XD8UGx1
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEslqJc7ESs
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ44cA7mh13
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg63ga6juC
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRDctDEEBv
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfXBoI6ZkI
「感覺還可以。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5hpxWfFdJ
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf0HgFEFIU
「最多咪輸！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YeBYkZ6VA
「你會唔會太天真啊？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeef6tOgHw
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndLpTo4ORF
「邊有得贏丫！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktH1PMh2gS
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv9rISA9g9
「妖，你去死啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaKHmtoeq7
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt1MrMpPt9
「好~~~」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sPUXXf5ak
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwskYSFDuz
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aNVGtWm29
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRceUEALYby
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HqZNrtqCZ
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2xCSly1t7
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqibmJ8cq3
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwjEwAgYbi
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMpdwYSej8
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjeIQ8XceS
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTFCUK1Uwn
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAO40cb6Zx
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ574p3YxUFb
阿明突然舉手。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnVp2vjXQD
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlgQuw3SgT
王老師望一望出面…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5FsbCSEiu
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYCEVNxOlY
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwERn23HQo3
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ec9pylmTR
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O1tmTAVv8
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAveBAMnTT2
輝輝，好英啊！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0MMvRTaDc
佢哋之後走咗入場…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aR5nnpkck
(咇~~~！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxdz8KHT3Z
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZzg8SOw0x
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL1AASUx6k
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TGDd72tvv
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0kQ2NvbaX
點解佢向上踢嘅？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡengd5dEJxy
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8TMFwIZP4
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs1CcFhlKk
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACBj72hNCr
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL87x0Hp37O
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixLwk3bCG5
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA9rZxP24V
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwRokkRnts
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkNZyGcqGJ
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCcofgr7ML
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDirIh14Yox
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSPp2xhG5o
(嘭~！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxIdWT014j
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAoWuLYaC9
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyIx8bVpnW
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNSowUDxQd
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEHTdu4iYh
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyR5dj2RW1
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YU35t47n0
「邊樣嘢啊？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcrAmNyiAz
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpMzDpPPxE
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydpVjC1heV
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz6KVA5IkB
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTU8emE3i5
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZrjHFA77X
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjK3CRm8UQ
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVaJJRnqdS
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjrj0ruZ8u
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwQ280KGVU
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pVAwai47h
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMufLiepdvb
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshpqA1Qe1h
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWBzo0GJs8
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78L6oUJpQf
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8USgIuMSk
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91iK16H5lr
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytOh2jcJSj
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfg03Vkidl
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kDNIhZRKx
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdc7RsiT34
至於出面…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iYRP04CUy
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZsKAtUZBA
………903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9HeqlBmad
突然，全場靜晒，因為…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW7pbVjHCd
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkx9U6XoRt
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqS7cVPmro
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfRnFJmHzi
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGSaUN07fz
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