第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9behSIU30
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93KPXbNkHS
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5Dph9BXZG
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G5pjWhjuQ
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewOPA4rzew
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mnaDUgnOd
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kqtee1ujB
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUs5MvQ9Wi
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuQ00YAHT2
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VcMbwmv24
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLuBg4JjC2
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaWJGNc7o6
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXZ1jQMu3P
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslR7oI7Es3
「衰仔！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf3KTvEAyy
「哎吔！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8aMzjQex2
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKnesVzRY7
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg0hGJmK5k
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PM5i9BfQx
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPLIVAuekb
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i5abBSZYU
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNonJQSMzVT
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQq9FQnjFZ
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqQozPZAIZ
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq7UD3M6Di
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZXbO5qEyy
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNbO2ekvvG
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZnSCFBroF
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxLa3DgWAr
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkGpDZyhzk
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTDcy4XB2f
「鳳初兄啊！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u367EeA1U
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BXbuWFHW7
「阿龜兄！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuDSFY4gA1
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgV43IYrpK
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8mWL8sD0P
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdAxq5AaqL
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZarSbPBfQ
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zzD1SnIkD
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxjPbdWE8U
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCdPPzdAZj
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH90zL8OCQ
「大家準備好未？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jqvibJtBI
「等陣！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhORkw61MXO
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLPYSQjOyU
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJVlhzLn1g
我好快就去完出返嚟…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLLYeggsuM
「得喇！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9atIs3IZT
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJwTRGnx2S
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLYBLC0eC4
「等等！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgbxOFKSda
「又咩啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrEqbcc5vS
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC6xRFVuAs
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBFthslG4O
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdUkBxB1lq
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHBZgjC4dN
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8S84IYiTn
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mwWdfOFsh
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I9E24ATMs
「哇~！丫~！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3hn0wbpOH
………849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wDchWpyDJ
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNAfyQI4E5
「到達！仲有時間剩！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJpydW8NJN
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxmdrF9Ndm
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh7dYbta7B
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnh9wQzyvU
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaOJmYlAHU
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdgtz9djbM
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF34Tcvk98
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqgoxhPqks
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZqvGxwLhq
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXDrFyh1IZ
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqIee1ubaH
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9GA6BDJea
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMCsVYO9HC
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyC6FfGuNO
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUtLjIzml8
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfPMfC2kOv
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlhZ5PVEaT
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mDjognfQL
我同阿公都係同病相憐…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXtgkNXEpV
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8MAxNIs9m
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkb3lAf9iC
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErTZJX1JR3
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NAAXWcX6V
「井底之蛙？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M8pylSw0A
佢行咗埋嚟…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxlO1jXRdl
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsaolrjTEB
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7wOw4Tck9
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfHkW8gboK
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MRItlQev9
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy7UPBh5ZQ
「咪住！」我大嗌。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnk0Lod8DS
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMlN71yVtt
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp9QQMxoZp
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLAtwOgOZi
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgHLlodwaR
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8xBj7NPHR
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbkrKtIpOI
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaByfpX6r2o
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnyD1Jm7yt
「死喇，冇利是封添。」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84z4tva841
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb51oXak2M
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTpxeAsih3
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV87fpX1Ew
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAK6aw14Gb
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZr8RCjGhb
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpMfcuWsYV
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgNFebA2bB
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiRCJ8UxhN
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnnipTCLmE
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygEwdEjLL0
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs9Nwfcy0I
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD461FD405t
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5s87DUxLx
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEavCPDTKuk
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6iVdRx8Dx
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwZuw61RqY
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y4UeSA8rT
(待續)849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBT1pso5As
下集預告︰849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzIIdYjyim
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDD04uKccy
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaglLDCvFH
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