第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUCilGY7RQ
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SYs71TKnf
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgwZLtTEIt
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBJrySgiI2
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnxshE4nlC
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQxj3JPQOn
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtssbWr1FNO
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKx6F4lvsj
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKmV3z2h0N
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaikMV2oNWC
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhHumFLvnf
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNYRKUy9Wv
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl3aeu9aZd
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkruNe50hoE
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBMjnIpoOJ
………881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu7lUceN6a
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDemBStHYO
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SF1m9TIny
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcl1PCVnQw
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjvwwoRa6M
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CdrpaHxUo
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H366TJp1Q
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAmyBtY4aX
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrH4DlKTzn
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4l4KbULu5
………881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeCMs5RRFQ
「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lsF3BALS7
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yguCi76tY
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vduhVWB2s
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIfL75DlIi
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNkCMiYkEa
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgYjtTvYp0
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4exptKPbYK
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu212dwPtox
「係我哋啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJMfXgVaEK
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRa6PWqCE0
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy51UF1Viy
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm0ArVdj0R
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3eSyEtpUA
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MXl0aCKPT
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21EldO9FV7
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ3ii9TpeO
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohudi1TQIf
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2PQ1c4wrs
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkLMrkYB4r
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03B3Es0WLS
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ7BgVf81C
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPnMCXLLZX
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo1y4QwkVP
「感覺還可以。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS84TAoJbAy
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmNHL4oMeK
「最多咪輸！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fyfnTn9fk
「你會唔會太天真啊？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGjqolhC2F
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72tGDswxhS
「邊有得贏丫！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvkv46AnlA
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChciaLYAtT
「妖，你去死啦！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R5ID98OJb
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sCyFo8KjD
「好~~~」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq2w9PPaCl
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOjcUtJF5n
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXVZsNw43a
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NtqgNsnhO
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gvZealPqh
………881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GIywuxXxe
「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXkrgewEU2
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVklZKXA3MB
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbowr4NRu0B
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaEZEQsgh2
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnyLnUUcxv
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gLLMsFBTN
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxctWs5JOD0
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywNh9VmJEg
阿明突然舉手。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaG2PprWQZ
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aTy95HHGg
王老師望一望出面…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡickvdE0ZJs
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79jqBK1Yx8
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LvF173oX9
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfC22ygd3Q
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUF66TGmvi
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj47ZZeOaVY
輝輝，好英啊！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcohykc5oG
佢哋之後走咗入場…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxt1ITjIke
(咇~~~！)881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4GMBhw6BP
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oB8qPYs9p
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXyUY8fTT8
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZFNqzZ3C1
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTngjhZrqm
點解佢向上踢嘅？881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcKu39E7XC
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHmBS9vsN9
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO7uSSZwVy
………881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuqzByuKFE
唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyqztb9sOi
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VAxDxpZIq
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhtb9eFYK6
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh3dVgWWza
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jYy8ZLjn5
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymAxpJQfOo
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK59CEs1w9u
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGdXoFlj8R
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedDVR3kUAO
(嘭~！)881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmnZwXNDOe
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTC2LXCSHF
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ppHLde6uM
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE8rOSVg0A
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIIDsygeqT
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7YCyj1Obs
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGaLH4kDzh
「邊樣嘢啊？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl80d7L91Kk
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wszgwKo9r
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQqIQJCn84
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HTPaKIxFD
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uYwTYedTf
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPymLyBWqQ
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqSgMpyHlT
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvxlo2U35Z
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoynmcW4qvc
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zvjHxsA0r
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDHtZ7RBtR
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6uJgMbybp
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLwWq226ua
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO26EHoJg7j
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QwFCTc34q
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD4SvsxyOV
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdfmybIlX8
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW30WL2UGXD
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc3QPrxKRZ
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaBbY8BSC5
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kxX6omYLU
至於出面…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpjR3oM2Iy
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAM0T7V5pK
………881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1mkdwNBd8
突然，全場靜晒，因為…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gmIyObGwm
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMD8c1xhc2
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRmRxcH6XR
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONBWByymxi
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」881Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Y8rU5TjG
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