（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW1FnHmrHb
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRv1e7jzcv
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpduGlfCzDF
（擡頭看看太陽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHCciuC05b
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0HToFQ45C
（撓撓猴頭）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuTv5cJoBl
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIUfum8MG7
（沒有回答）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJxM4QnUvC
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPpv7Cbjli
（剛要走）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eIgq8rkjI
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNkCp2QTb
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvSfked6dJ
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAUGS0cJUu
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBYgJc2mPE
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16fzIW31nM
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdAPsJUONU
悟空：其他人呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxFsGJajw7
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS2ahGsfXV
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuTHSGCTNP
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lFa0xF0JQ
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3deH69ivVu
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVwesm27Zq
悟空：你受傷了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYHxRIQl6d
通背猿猴：看我頭部。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGIePzKxKk
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtTj6ScVQ8
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9EMmGWjpu
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHeiimwJ8F
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYWetBWwg5
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWVddn6uWB
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUycBnCktO6
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6QWBDTj7z
通背猿猴：很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZJTZj9gs9
悟空：牛到什麽程度？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Tj6JVoBG
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivKENhA4l3
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmMDixXbgS
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpswQXDC5P
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUwtSBReU6
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGibbSjLIPG
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDaGTcLwVK
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsbF0X7iwS
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbu5ux8hPh
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9lVMp2GlX
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQBeQdACD3
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMOkwK9DMi
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZEcMme0t3
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybrvjAprYW
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD9TtJcRDE
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDt5uB7Y8F
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TzzX8tavu
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtoUdRC7KP
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcfKeWCLOS
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGbt0DMP00
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK35EofNux
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gbxiRINUw
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0yZwWHNJv
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c7iLDNNgF
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulC7vy2106
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYYMu4uxbw
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMWWl3JFK2
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCeyV4vwKY
（眾猴一看，是大王！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoWgyUW4SL
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RI2q0z9KS
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4mWidoRDy
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHRzO6LSaN
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvEyGWCvwf
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLYpvIVHkD
悟空：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFpEYqarNv
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKy7Mm2NIg
悟空：你的意思是？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVRZCwIj2S
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGap3YhzEC7
悟空：不愛聽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUInFyxMG1
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRd0oulRuH
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4CRfUAzeu
牛魔王：嗯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntMRxMepAF
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSvmz6rF4X
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg6RaFdCJv
悟空：沒感覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHh6IjZtYM
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYoQa32cSJ
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y2kIPDP7y
牛魔王：哦～48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQuzCbc8na
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme9PlpUQit
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuKU0uPzbb
悟空：當然可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsCVgs5yKn
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedhWjoe48z
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLM9mDaneT
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7XFJD3b1f
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl4195bsih
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozAgrbRSdC
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKUe9T4bON
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVzDd8yU9h
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxcUIFvJIy
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWtrVCNKgX
牛魔王：威武吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFnvPoYUTl
悟空：我感覺很別扭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5SSH5slUm
牛魔王：別扭也威武。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIxItDg3UQ
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hbqwVdCmS
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j2d7QKMu3
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4Q9GCk4R4
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUYXMDDpWE
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfJ4Rm2Yk5
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lDbErjvMi
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRx3biSVG4
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ6h6c6FDM
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ugr30Trj
牛魔王：你明白吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU0SMjVZe2
悟空：我明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7foGQV2VYN
牛魔王：我也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8sCferXFf
悟空：你真的明白？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3iMNBBITA
牛魔王：我真的明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SMCtglIlz
悟空：我真的也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpeVKdJxTt
牛魔王：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8YC6s9wsD
悟空：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt5nXdk12x
（兩人淚流擁抱）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtso7Tyakq
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZDbBVCywM
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGqV3XsMyz
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajdI8AIiU6
牛魔王：保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXxaJr78bp
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTbUV6OeXT
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqtdJ5C54G
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu4Nm0TuZR
牛魔王：猴兄……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFnuhW3Cbh
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQjCu3cj0n
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCfHU0RXFG
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqv5pxvHKf
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd96qtktgp
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0ga7pzrzR
牛魔王：我放不下心。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfi4WgJw3C
悟空：你想怎樣？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0vM5Joln6
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQwVDb4c9a
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMDzmEKcwz
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e70XX2bjH
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW1gwmiXBk
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydVlMIL5V6
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAt0vVcTZh
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RTXK22JjI
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tY15s8Krc
牛魔王：這就是我的……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeilpWZjUO
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm5rIEaO8E
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtROFrDG7c
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLpPvlUFwa
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBG21LsdHy
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4UBte4L5Y
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHGuxFduAI
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGOHUHaLUJ
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckJoY41i73
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVsXTlhRjz
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJDjOGG0OE
悟空：哇！這麽多？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMl0tzt1CC
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqynrTCrw4a
悟空：你還要打？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBFcrthGlA
牛魔王：我認輸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwikBF85Ky
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYAPxVdEsh
牛魔王：等等。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcYTl9d1cv
悟空：還有何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWMZtKi2jN
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQUrTX4OR
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmG77izNln
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwLuxwWxEA
我擺平。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsPuYDWInN
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XlbWwKRSP
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJv6LJ7HH2
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWXuoP7zzq
悟空：擺平。牛……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CDZauH7J9
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdAl27Ewg0
悟空：死豬。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJddFNCvzm
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBFXDf4W0p
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArVBS8NGKK
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay9HNljp79
悟空：我剛看到。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgyc5DBXx5
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnajYyDkw53
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClzQulclk8
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBIDXDkgVj
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTev3SDpB10
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2UyxAa0gx
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllDCy8jYTw
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci9cWsTmDP
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9rDt1DQQd
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IrWEyNSN0
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXIqZ5N5OH
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjeNpkBRtN
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKFKjyh2ct
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3W7iyaj1I
悟空：忠臣！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzFiiUfaVi
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOrgn4MfWF
悟空：你沒兵器吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqpyxgva54
通背猿猴：我有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenQJPv5JXQ
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGQhajpmcf
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvOhKGYGco
悟空：這是那般兵器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzST6bSywA
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPKPtp9rTo
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ1cTVl3wK
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5t52dan1F
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJBrccm18X
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUznwHR701H
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLRDz0cP84
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNs72xkid6
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsy6uQikoc
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXltnPicCo
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrs2cpI18i
牛魔王：龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3n3CTlxOj
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigT6WgQ6yb
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpAuHhgibV
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTgSJAocC0
不是夢話。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qfmhisz7D
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtt1aSpE5f
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o5QxI3pTA
悟空：你的都是大型武器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULQs9WuZ4x
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlULia07s6c
悟空：賊牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3N4UGsH5f
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1ohaBAwvb
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm5VblStDi
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eGoNh8pJf
通背猿猴：我也信！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoddgmCQR37
悟空：本大王去也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHmuGi349B
（一陣雲煙消失了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fqCrgtgCi
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8oIoEO7D2
（一會兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqzwzFZmsy
悟空：本大王來也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN79u3Xo7N
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVcbf23A9r
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkeJw8z0S2
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwUcf8jXWc
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq6rmaeUo7
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibuaHYyDtK
牛魔王：東海龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31CcdDPWgr
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