（嗖~~~！噗通~~~！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NE1eVUSad
（悟空飛至東海海面，跳入海中）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcabNWusb0
（海底）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0NiymNUrw
（巡海夜叉看到悟空）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVs27SJ2Nl
夜叉：啊！不好！有人掉海裏了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr8OZH18uA
（嗖！夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFLiRLLYqI
夜叉：報大王，有人掉進海裏。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8eYoTGJXk
龍王：死了沒？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu8BCsoiu1
夜叉：不知道！那人剛掉下來，還沒掉到海底。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rLY6M9FCN
龍王：再探。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLekRvmELxV
（夜叉返回原地，看著悟空沈到海底）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BViDL5dXr
夜叉：死了！死了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoKOXOQib7
（夜叉報回水晶宮）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpIFvJU5mf
夜叉：報大王，死了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CTFwkzMbC
（呼！悟空出現！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcNexE8Yp7
悟空：誰死了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCSPUwfq4j
夜叉：啊！！！鬼啊——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzYf7BsU74
龍王：你誰呀？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtwN0o3Ub8
悟空：吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM2bFFzidA
龍王：沒聽說過！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPatHcypHo
悟空：現在你聽說過了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwxANEoBj4
龍王：我以前沒聽說過你。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGOKHJ8Fx7
悟空：我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你，你也在剛剛不久的以前聽50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnLoFrbsK9
說了我。現在，你我大家都很了解了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VKXTtMWK7
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG3RyxMgzp
悟空：我來~~~~求一件兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9RLqICdQc
龍王：沒有！送客！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrteobTKv80
（咚！——）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NRroqm04r
（啊！——）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16um8LbLGn
（悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4N9rbTNSL
龍王：你……你敢打我？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MPtusi5cl
悟空：像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你，是在幫你。明白？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF0Tuge8UR
龍王：明白。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvRvTLTKvN
悟空：憑你的智商，我還可以和你交流。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpxVRENCKR
龍王：做為一個有身份的人，應該怎麽說？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVCgit37c0
悟空：你應該說，「求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！」。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rxLlyPcvm
龍王：我沒一萬件兵器啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3TJEkAP9C
悟空：九千九百九十九件也可以。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoJ55pgzxF
龍王：好！我們再來一次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GpSytNuDE
悟空：給你一次機會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGDXmN3o8t
（…………）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNrGpALvZh
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQX0C1oitX
悟空：我來求一件兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWID0Cb8oUr
龍王：求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwhFStM9JJ
悟空：嗯，不錯，相當不錯。註意，最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出，要流露出豪50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57filpu9cX
爽的語氣，表達出任人宰割的情懷。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5VJEva3gA
龍王：上仙，你想用啥樣的兵器？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHtB3j863w
悟空：一件一件的拿出來，讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwuVGjH4Pe
龍王：來人！取兵器來！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn2tKlHGsB
（一個蝦兵抱來一把刀）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCS64ZpRWv
龍王：上仙，這把刀如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMkmF2dw0q
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR8RVNE7L8
龍王：這刀不好？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5R4CAwRak
悟空：現在天地間是個神魔世界，而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊，用在神魔世50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmnPv2YLXk
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgyEw8uXhH
龍王：這刀不是普通的刀，是把神刀、又是把魔刀，它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNfkVzJw3D
悟空：換下一件。聽到「Jian」，我反感。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXwmC7hmb5
龍王：來人！再取兵器來！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaBMQD3kAN
（一個蟹將扛來一根叉子）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gj8vKqWH8
龍王：上仙，這根叉怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WPOTkzE0p
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wRrYgfvkf
龍王：這叉不好？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM9Jmg4xw8
悟空：剛說過了，混在神魔世界，我需要一件神器做兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpo6vuHHLm
龍王：這叉不是普通的叉，是根神叉、又是根魔叉，它叫神魔叉，是件神器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc2u8Rl3wL
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」，我很反感。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLy2DAB6eN
龍王：來人！再取兵器！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk46QEbyLU
（兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH60nn52G6
龍王：上仙，這柄戟怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseraR6L950
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB8CKeX668
龍王：這戟不好？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaGcrWKydL
悟空：是神器嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ49qT09sL
龍王：是神器。這戟不是普通的戟，是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟，它叫神魔戟，貨真價實是件神器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHehgPNXtwq
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」，我更反感。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclFu1JefFK
龍王：來人！再取兵器！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepAh2hwnkE
蝦兵：報大王，沒兵器了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMS0w71SBX
龍王：怎麽可能？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcLWWsZVfk
蟹將：大王，我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊，只剩下這麽3件。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa476FzXFRC
龍王：這……這怎麽辦？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjJJdlOsoa
（呼！閃出一個龍女，把龍王拉到一旁）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAcyO2d7Qj
龍女：大王，我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzmE0lLvgU
龍王：啊！那玩意兒不是兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe4c6G3gB6
龍女：管它呢。你說是，蒙蒙這個傻子！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2a9pVmAb1
龍王：我冒險試試。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ371gcy6OTu
（走到悟空身前）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSYmvIItYp
龍王：上仙，我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSN1HxS7k4
悟空：是什麽神器，用的著深藏？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NVSYfQ14O
龍王：神器的名字叫———測水儀。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrIYkeSTQF
悟空：聽名字就知道垃圾的要死！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmJYtZUQDa
龍王：神器還有個名字，叫————定海神珍！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8SurFkTxk
悟空：哇——！聽名字就知道是神器！拿來我看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUhYKLwymh
龍王：那玩意兒拿不動。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1TIKFCOic
悟空：你說什嘛？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8rlh3V9pr
龍王：那件神器拿不動！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjacM1wf8g2
悟空：到底是什麽神器？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXEFa4zEbH
龍王：你跟我去看看吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD54z8DvG1
悟空：同意。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVnhDiIgms
（兩人來到深海處）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKseU7Lkaw
悟空：這地方有點兒冷。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6lja1qUWm
龍王：這裏是深海，氣溫低一點兒很正常。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwK5SrHldy
悟空：存放定海神珍的地方還沒到？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo4Ls37uMs
龍王：你急什麽。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3CFpAnmV1
悟空：我冷的想拉肚子，是有點兒急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERDi24wWkw
龍王：你憋著點。很快就到目的地。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzazRkIyLtl
悟空：這裏有沒有茅房？我想拉先。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutqFsXb7ZX
龍王：整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉，出了海到陸地上拉去！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98kwWu2LTL
悟空：不會吧？你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iAhxDa638
龍王：秘密。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHtpTIR3Y7
悟空：目的地還沒到？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAU77womxy
龍王：你來看——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbbVaOvsc1
（伸手一指，眼前一根巨大的柱子）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXwEMO8o1V
悟空：哈哈！你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的，我進去拉，稍等。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqVr7PBxUt
龍王：上仙，上仙！這不是茅房，這是我說的神器定海神珍！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOtVQHqTjo
悟空：你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdV1FMg6zi
龍王：這確實真的是神器定海神珍！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9yeTqfOfA
悟空：是神器神珍啊？怎麽不發光？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXiGuiLSa4
龍王：我也不知道。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RP4E3RuzY
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子發出萬道金光！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjCJXF0ubS
龍王：發光啦！發光啦！是神器吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKEkiW2VN5
悟空：果然是。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFocMWCvVo
龍王：我早說是神器，你還不信。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokTtZWNKsH
悟空：這神器叫什麽名字？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBpglBFfon
龍王：測水儀。不，是定海神珍！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AdWipRelO
悟空：你說是就是啊？怎麽上面沒有寫名？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG6FLV3GwJ
龍王：我也不知道。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ0nhyuyX5
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子上多出一列字！上寫：定海神珍如意金箍棍）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHFVJyGxvG
龍王：寫名字啦！寫名字啦！是定海神珍吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi6MOoQRol
悟空：定海神珍如意金箍棍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX8aTBUEBd
龍王：是全名。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvPO0OE8TM
悟空：你有沒有帶刀？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVWNi06sF7
龍王：你要幹嘛？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELVXIXS5to
悟空：我問你有沒有帶刀？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMBovyk3BW
龍王：帶了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwL19xfXeX
悟空：借我用一用。謝先。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsU38RDBT6
龍王：你不會激動的自殺吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjPDlfc1Gd
（拿刀遞過去）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ5peMaGk3
悟空：我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼，我想拿刀塗去。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHkreC5KHt
（哢哢哢！開始塗字）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UhWvMgWvg
龍王：小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀，是個寶貝。你別折斷了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBtrxdXYgD
（哢嚓！刀斷了。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrNh69Jv9s
龍王：啊！我的龍刀……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxb3fW7QNe
悟空：剛好完工，不愧是龍刀。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3kRVCNy2x
（柱子上只剩下：如意金箍棍）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1kkf4qVSq
悟空：這麽粗的棍子，怎麽拿的動？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM8MrmBSNk
龍王：你拿不動就閃人！別說我沒給你兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsySgcS59J
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dhxiebPVe
悟空：我真正需要的是一件微型神器，希望滿足。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDfIt6kRsb
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt9msJGT0u
悟空：耳屎勺？我用先！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu19ucal3b
龍王：借我也用用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApblB7DGiY
悟空：沒得說。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2udx0yvt7
（遞給龍王）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFzRKM1nuW
龍王：好癢，好舒服！……哎呀！不好！掉我耳洞了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr4hc9EcOr
悟空：還我掏耳勺兒！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDVyHFeWNl
龍王：上仙，淡定，淡定！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0sOKLXLbb
悟空：還淡定什嗎？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKC5Ifx86K
（呼！龍王拿出一個U型物體）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy3Rbdf0xu
龍王：出！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjI4Mw2aIm
（哢！掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出，粘附在U型物體上）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOasGxMnhf2
龍王：還你！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEJVjAVQCq
悟空（吃驚）：這U物是什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IqQ658bqs
龍王：神器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYcWNyNoq5
悟空：是什麽神器？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi61itv1CR5
龍王：你思考一下就知道。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwwkmfGAQS
悟空：好，我有時間會思考的。我走啦，來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx4t47biu2
（悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵，出海而去）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xdKLeWca9
龍王：上仙慢走！媽呀，總算閃人了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubfb5hD2kv
（轟隆！一聲，龍宮塌了！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV4ux1MDVa
龍王：啊！我的水晶宮——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCKk0j3DjZ
（龍王不知，悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍，卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm0uozT34I
（悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRyfTcGSuX
（牛魔王還在睡）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCHO5UGSRX
悟空：本大王來也！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU4zu4su3M
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！借到兵器沒？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlTX8KE9NG
悟空：你什麽意思？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjifkpyZBLl
通背猿猴：我問，你借到兵器沒有？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbx8YFkJGs
悟空：這句的前面那句。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6hIwiUajb
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bMKV5Si8f
悟空：你不想讓我回來？你想坐我的位子是吧？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7okgBe09dh
通背猿猴：哼，人家只是給你打個招呼。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cjc487Hx5
悟空：你打招呼能不能有點兒創意？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYjlTapzpW
通背猿猴：我該怎麽說？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn05ficHHN
悟空：還要我教你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuxPy4o0bl
通背猿猴：我想不出來。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXf4Ip0yaG
悟空：你應該向牛魔王學習！沒事兒的時候就大睡，讓大腦得到充分休養，有創意的打招呼50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQvfDxeLM6
很容易想到。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhffu1IExY
通背猿猴：明白。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJMzzATsO8
悟空：別辜負我對你的……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHfAAoqAcU
（呼嚕！呼嚕！……）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbuik91YAT
（通背猿猴躺地上睡著了）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid54Vhb708
悟空：起來！（踢了一腳）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnzxP7lK5U
通背猿猴：大王，有事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSin7qkXcy
悟空：你睡覺幹嗎？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9elKJEnzIs
通背猿猴：我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼，所以我盡快的睡覺了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH1eCF4PlB
悟空：回家睡。這裏是野外，你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm4DGUvAbl
通背猿猴：我怕。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mLPLGXg67
（牛魔王醒來）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6MU4vE4WG
牛魔王：咳！猴兄，兵器搞到手沒？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5BJc3wwFV
悟空：你猜。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8liR2vzKO
牛魔王：看你兩手空空，龍宮那沒收獲吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzjZR3JWCs
悟空：我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj6E8u7lhD
牛魔王：你得到微型武器了？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV5FHrrhJ0
悟空：嗯嗯嗯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSmwSzWKWv
牛魔王：啥樣子的微型武器？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIX9mz7kwO
悟空：又微又有型的武器。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaiJuPbkpz
牛魔王：亮出來我看看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBk6M8vZD6
（悟空一掏耳朵，拿出微武）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgTBdfjnGC
悟空：Look！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUMKfMt55l
牛魔王（仔細一看）：額！怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAQYNduAAN
（咚——！悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctxVUNDeeM
悟空：通背。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNClQipK3y4
通背猿猴：在。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mXDSdUJEa
悟空：你來看看我的武器？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZuXfGdcOz
通背猿猴：大王，我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDeifHdkXQ
悟空：眾愛卿，回家！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3InbxJvIe
（群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq1NPt4Tig
（水簾洞）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7fVLKGo31
悟空：諸位愛卿，我們一隔八年沒見，今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來，我們搞個Party如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQgLD5K4tm
通背猿猴：好！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aO3uR0wIW
眾猴：好！好！……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIqekAVi2t
牛魔王：好！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC31UaYGHUT
悟空：牛兄，你怎麽跟來了？你被我一腳踢飛，踢到很遠很遠。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFFNBatG4P
牛魔王：我飛回原地，我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M94Jb1YzB
悟空：你找我報一腳之仇？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHchTYxXnEX
牛魔王：錯！你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服，我還想被你踢飛一次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsHk60ugqS
悟空：夠兄弟！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ5mzE5ddo
牛魔王：既然你這麽說，我願和你八拜為交！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0jjmo20ve
悟空：什嘛？你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwJTltI4Sq
通背猿猴：大王，他是想做你的小弟。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgDqDmBi83
牛魔王：是啊！大哥，請受小弟一拜。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY5lciJGzL
悟空：通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR2Kpjj79x
牛魔王：我就做你的小DD啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhrh7Nrvg6
悟空：歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAU9L3um5Y
（盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4FxWrH6J1
（悟空喝了很多酒，不知不覺睡著了）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbssqs7OPdb
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