（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiVAxZ60Wa
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PDWt0KMrJ
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pZEpNITM7
（擡頭看看太陽）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtOjBPH3kV
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1Q1lmk4V0
（撓撓猴頭）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0BedZ7GzC
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMKS0L9auZ
（沒有回答）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cPhDhxNAp
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5ZBZNvw7g
（剛要走）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0upOsTBqU
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbkTHcETPi
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZBhMJB7Nx
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeusatzSIt
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVvcGTamcN
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnNwx1Ys9F
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuYbLgbBQx
悟空：其他人呢？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq01wftfs5
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Mkbw98du
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt5hkGDW6k
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfzPyty9Gb
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN11wy4B5H
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhD49wFIMN
悟空：你受傷了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA9SxaJ1x9
通背猿猴：看我頭部。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzFIdYmLo5
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zh5LtaAGz
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LrLzj1CSG
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tcPBuLSII
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPns34NV5Ao
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbBQsRRxsp
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnElfzaQOE
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EBpQx1LFX
通背猿猴：很牛！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSYwDAK4Ik
悟空：牛到什麽程度？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS63PdW4Aj
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UboQ06CqY
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VF6IDIX1x
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKOQWkRHV6
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bRiMw5Ddz
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu9VkWZiJm
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYpJIRG7FZ
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPP2EONTsl
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4KFZDQeua
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHtoWTDtiO
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoTv1pN2WP
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a5ckWh6nt
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eLORcIASQ
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vK6djV4gk
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLQaDdiHn9
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekpt1hmcca
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6N2blXzsQ
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROkvSy2Wef
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWTzJGMmp4
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBsyZFjp6i
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXoXmbbcKX
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTaJZnSQsl
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFibOVMbib
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa44iVFHGLH
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjySZFGFRK2
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0osYvbLTN
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83PQq2bpwo
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc17jsPLIFa
（眾猴一看，是大王！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSByaH9kiEy
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKHly96674
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAHJ6wjqvv
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT5imZH9gs
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSAqCKJqEN
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp8efHydZq
悟空：不解。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNO2HtyAzP
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKcgqoZFfw
悟空：你的意思是？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E92RGzQk2
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgcC2PNC5z
悟空：不愛聽。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLIvaA4wdN
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcTCp0Nxqz
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP2wK0y3LK
牛魔王：嗯啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ooe1Cieqo
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC6d1WTrCb
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP8tXZMO24
悟空：沒感覺。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzQ3TnuQ7L
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrKAspjBrK
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJfk9tMTVZ
牛魔王：哦～42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmu7RRjx41
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmi0smLTRH
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYJr1Q1NhW
悟空：當然可以。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBJmXuMXGL
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFQMAoV9fk
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S3EMATX48
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AiXc1hUcL
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL2Fwds8Vf
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf2EliC0vQ
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpeDGRNIkd
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UbKjn6Exk
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYAjgJXe5C
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEYXsJ6q65
牛魔王：威武吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljX9QRcCBl
悟空：我感覺很別扭。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4slgj5p9On
牛魔王：別扭也威武。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXJHwjaADh
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1shRVBRBh
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCPGrD7HHp
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4xJOt0iVQ
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28RLy5MwLy
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqwodJPO19
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfdLvrdrJ0
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMSTlGMHiO
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCwyMnuef3
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVQ1bAVHHg
牛魔王：你明白吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot3tAtsFPa
悟空：我明白。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv0VezlYeb
牛魔王：我也明白。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4T7lq382f
悟空：你真的明白？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8MPOeR4xP
牛魔王：我真的明白。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhxr010Gu4
悟空：我真的也明白。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vQ3iiigR2
牛魔王：明白萬歲！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4z0YNtYHw
悟空：明白萬歲！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWXwD5K4Yx
（兩人淚流擁抱）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQMpwCfzl3
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZoWQq9GHj
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi6XkKpivj
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMiMS8MRC6
牛魔王：保重。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy4KchHSx5
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUZBEhSgvm
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3rO3QMBL8
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoXYKN6XTQ
牛魔王：猴兄……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i2yah84fK
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq90SR0Leof
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5yO3bnyT3
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnQcyrzt9v
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFsAgsp6jH
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPtr7fMDEo
牛魔王：我放不下心。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSFD9Mdb28
悟空：你想怎樣？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbKsmXFXhs
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJtpgt9Yml
（咚！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorUa1Etm4C
（啊！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfzMkv4fbt
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3H9rhfkqp
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ52kgLbTzs
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPN5jASDjn
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oCbu3nQnZ
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyEGseMIh7
牛魔王：這就是我的……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5THdkTS9Z
（咚！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF1H95NR79
（啊！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpVpn0DbB4
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQr2YXGyb7
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fLtzwg6Ah
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz4cG5sztb
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSBT3mnWIt
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqEHReniE2
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhcCoomtgp
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPKBr4k5aO
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkN7vggwft
悟空：哇！這麽多？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYfWWxkPuF
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQQY9n8Gbq
悟空：你還要打？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgH6XwMMXp
牛魔王：我認輸。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8313bwCoh
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIYVqX43vw
牛魔王：等等。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKQ0zfjTrA
悟空：還有何事？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbun9vp5L5
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeZkPM7ZjS
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObDlb7NkGI
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtFof5Imso
我擺平。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjbGtY0JDF
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9rACkvNDa
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V4WNKaWKp
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO5zkCafZb
悟空：擺平。牛……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS55iwYoVM6
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0yLlFIlT3
悟空：死豬。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAptCn47Vqi
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yHprRUxU9
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DZkxlsNlR
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP7owQ5BTj
悟空：我剛看到。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4c15DZgwL
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt5GaQKzUT
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qanj5QGA4
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYVO49KfpZ
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaXkoUrVan
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewFSwciXo2
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2KsT9X6v8
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtP3rP5DOg
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MYm6b6zAw
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjhHQ1wg33
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BDA1sURDr
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6dbcxDezi
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Zj0MQx3v
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aEV3dooej
悟空：忠臣！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08FQ9Lmaup
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwktaH8aukr
悟空：你沒兵器吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDu58jx8JE
通背猿猴：我有。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgU4ndAfXc
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgn0hUi1y8
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlOCHMrEEQ
悟空：這是那般兵器？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XMfJvEljC
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI73ubzGykf
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRcGjLqkJr
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZjZFUPsnI
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKstesfyGUi
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa8dvygDbc
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6muN0FsIJ3
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgySLZv5NQ
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJdIuJbPsp
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4URhbRZwc5
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWScyEhKSo
牛魔王：龍宮。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkI66D7nEW
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiWjIGXiuc
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrslHBbeDS6
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aikJfkinD
不是夢話。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YtI2AKPUx
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eR1eCpBab
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL12urIEx9
悟空：你的都是大型武器。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf98rMxKeJ
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaEBE09JwH
悟空：賊牛！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Fiun6Uer
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLGVSVrAC9
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFS5QZLOTX
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qCEBxwgPh
通背猿猴：我也信！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WBIplxC52
悟空：本大王去也！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z7xuUsFte
（一陣雲煙消失了）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9oBnlnOcC
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeXUPx21Kw
（一會兒）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbCoWIv6TA
悟空：本大王來也！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMjUY3ZDdS
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WAFXiFqhl
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJI9P51L6m
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j4PzUgyLr
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy0SDSnOXp
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Eete1JFeZ
牛魔王：東海龍宮。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡras66EY4YS
42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4kvlOtxek
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