（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUgu17gHcE
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPUEVmIkv4
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89nsDzPXfZ
（擡頭看看太陽）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYPhfdBxZx
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdKsEmpPEB
（撓撓猴頭）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaE4vBw7bC
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAvz1Xqofl
（沒有回答）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K8fE38BLz
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3Wp6MGao4
（剛要走）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3ky3hblA4
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lmFDXdbAB
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzetLsyjzT
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3M9kqP8kr
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYV6Oz610y
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFfXdORjS6
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeVgBbgHZ9
悟空：其他人呢？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPjJWN20xd
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE17KzIXuLG
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyBgWEDqGn
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw3cQA1RKq
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcb6c63Hjv
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZeD7Oyp2q
悟空：你受傷了？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV2aje8MtT
通背猿猴：看我頭部。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb6ySEaM6D
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN3bvCt6FD
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwqos1Fe3C
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq20c84igKy
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOFec9mJzT
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFfpMMGj2D
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK1paNeYOX
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmhHObE85Y
通背猿猴：很牛！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3HyBRQ7ka
悟空：牛到什麽程度？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgyS3IzxFH
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1y2mjQsvh
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk7poqeAdS
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctcNVympGq
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXggeRWaO6V
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzPA24O6bL
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5731OD2wd
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQzmMx97jR
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx0RGXfHoL
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHCuvzz2TO
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDVhXqGokz
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiusn89Kcx
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZMR07PDli
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8sfNfZ0ft
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRA9TpzmD4
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgDYh4rlLA
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZJ9EJDvvW
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhiCLyfQFj
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG8xAGl8cn
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTciMlg8YMv
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZda648THp
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG9UviSSPn
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPuBbKrTxV
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX98rZylQ4A
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMVF2b1zpK
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVSyYeWIvI
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER64sSmAcX
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpT5YcOK9L
（眾猴一看，是大王！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMyekDc0Tu
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXx5F4i9eb
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkaHhD1duq
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAXMLvERT4
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LT7urbcMh
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DaFpVNIxd
悟空：不解。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SJ7pHw8T4
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ae7z9jSZA
悟空：你的意思是？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm86tP3cBFf
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡconk1WPwzv
悟空：不愛聽。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgXkUBZtUD
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs01iVkvOa
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EgbRiJAFB
牛魔王：嗯啊！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWno5uH4qj
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KZbdRWtXU
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0WskrrOTC
悟空：沒感覺。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI2kofXxOt
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b2yw431xr
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8c22E8V2T
牛魔王：哦～38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3MkUMesyM
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQzTsOl8Nd
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvSaO6Hjp9
悟空：當然可以。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH68GgHwQvM
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDezo9fB7k
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bA12GsXXM
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesAtN6jGtN
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv819edHUN4
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkebPbQtsZ3
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHPYiILaQJ
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAWGbiJ3tx
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82QqM71gw3
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfKiYaEHlB
牛魔王：威武吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtmdHmgz2T
悟空：我感覺很別扭。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBvl27s38p
牛魔王：別扭也威武。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT08GJBqvz
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlo9OTwlOo
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hbmSn5z6l
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKaQNxn7TD
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8JC9Oe4o4
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv7U35I2AK
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfLJuDFrWV
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLSltRFOhP
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EeeZpbc6H
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtNj9JXnwX
牛魔王：你明白吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8ieiiJcyW
悟空：我明白。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApTirzJI9p
牛魔王：我也明白。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiINoOjPdr
悟空：你真的明白？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffRzrIgjZB
牛魔王：我真的明白。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdaIoqIMZR
悟空：我真的也明白。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbwCrAAT5w
牛魔王：明白萬歲！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnhsWNX1OC
悟空：明白萬歲！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlQoH1AQ4m
（兩人淚流擁抱）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK88nUk9bPK
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhWFjqwlps
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa8DX9TO25
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo893z3hrIw
牛魔王：保重。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwij0Lf9U8p
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TyNAIDBxC
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30DFmV072v
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7NLfSn0Hu
牛魔王：猴兄……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO0B5ymLMp
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6s5RSgFku
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO7arHUsXj
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPVmJHZfsh
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc7YQaw203
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDYYXRlb0k
牛魔王：我放不下心。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJbNsAItQv
悟空：你想怎樣？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAmS860aLm
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hmqgptCQZ
（咚！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHULqN72YCL
（啊！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0xBC7fUya
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9XhkQYSk9
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBbGR3KAnU
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXxrmtek3w
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN61wO6i4un
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusqJDVzplE
牛魔王：這就是我的……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREwMoOPLmk
（咚！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcqSVyXvjz
（啊！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm8e4UD0ab
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv69YWFAzNY
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uGmhDemgC
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhLBCMfAVB
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRToJEnhMRf
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzkJcROn44
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP215H2ZYVC
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT4K8azhxo
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLtHKpY8p6
悟空：哇！這麽多？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpUMmZTbos
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsFCULFoPZ
悟空：你還要打？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVennh0L5jA
牛魔王：我認輸。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc60STjED8n
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfJsIABMvf
牛魔王：等等。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UtlSxPRPP
悟空：還有何事？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz95QpHYAJ8
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsehTJD4yaK
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tbK1jMI5u
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbDp4NAbFG
我擺平。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbAOKt00Yg
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj1fDzS7hL
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzVXIb8q7P
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEkFXq2KKS
悟空：擺平。牛……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WtMg6v8im
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAqCMQZc3t
悟空：死豬。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5SzIYSX5t
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQMikrSlO1
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkffAqYMfjq
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfty0gmQISC
悟空：我剛看到。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQONngPwZ9z
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kcDYNP0y3
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMm57HyjFd
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJczBiXW0b
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5qPXxJMOI
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGERoOsHfl
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5f9dHrZFt
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW7SWmeU54
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXrRU96QWb
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV9gv6ceHJ
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewyfwTLB2M
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3QyF8GXje
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNz08MwpQV
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccNSilgAYR
悟空：忠臣！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwgM1s6nOF
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTUiXIoV84
悟空：你沒兵器吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54hqVQjdpq
通背猿猴：我有。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nqsum0byQ
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bmsAA1XMK
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcGIO0bfJ3
悟空：這是那般兵器？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohRWDXLE2s
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla6A51U6L3
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTN7OPXI9Z
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTWTBS3E4H
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy7f5WEl3z
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncnFKR19BL
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL62mTMGCca
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36UtDL1SYk
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoD47M1zgl
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3d6aeOKOd
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6WoGrFyQ8
牛魔王：龍宮。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77WkbUznAx
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtPEpJ2Bv0
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzjkzuJ4PO
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo0NCXLGVt
不是夢話。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Zr49sltf
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTc1saGtrZ
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kd4wnQ9TN
悟空：你的都是大型武器。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkICjNPOpaG
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr7B5IynGy
悟空：賊牛！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUo1Zz0YaW
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbsv4RUbbq
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXYvXQPqNd
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptL7hhHRjE
通背猿猴：我也信！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDyRmE3XFT
悟空：本大王去也！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCotKkZPc7
（一陣雲煙消失了）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANzrUK47ld
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUzy1tPNbP
（一會兒）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfSl0ujqLi
悟空：本大王來也！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH4l2XNywD
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiagJcVrp6w
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3DUx9mZxo
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8oOc7UfPL
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojUiR8rmo6
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIDl4FlRCs
牛魔王：東海龍宮。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjeVNVYFqs
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