（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N5QUBGIaa
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio06ToSTTA
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAi2305vQDN
（擡頭看看太陽）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCwdKg78RU
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvftuc7A9hM
（撓撓猴頭）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NjWw5KcUR
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvEOYYxYZE
（沒有回答）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQKIlkPu0M
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli15xyv2c6
（剛要走）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp80xyfgPz
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rw2f9W2T8
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkUQK8NrJC
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NLyT8tpdg
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53aGBxCP2H
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3lb9yBVrH
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxevP4IW8N4
悟空：其他人呢？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8obSyIfulg
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX56YANieHc
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdfzzMgIQ4
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxyu4kgLgv
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXnhkOEos1
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkGrMhecJz
悟空：你受傷了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSF8EfIWxX
通背猿猴：看我頭部。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5yKlvSMQM
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxzMMEBOR4
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi7P8IcY6f
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMFzkdkJJG
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6MkSr15zm
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFH3G5iOxG
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdC6JNrPxw
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncTE36NvBH
通背猿猴：很牛！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZNeAdoiWH
悟空：牛到什麽程度？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyQKS71nlS
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLojCTph6i
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP89hnLkNYF
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7GKIi5xEf
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQIjzk0Bdt
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GdR0TNGel
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCHbNEIKPe
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYg9I6mJ5oe
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY7Suveu0E
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm569Oo4qQL
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3SYI36G9d
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvdlNfi9Hl
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVKtYWzfH1
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiYXcoJwNz
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0U8j2GLfY
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GJhYvCHzH
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzPshg1349
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3rSOdgkDD
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcelAaksjjK
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjfcmEzoNr
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFzwCd8Lkx
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBEPMR3K90
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QCQ9BN2jj
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0TZqWI2Jq
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzqTPeFTxr
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg19D9WF2h
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8c5SMIyid
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwjAhurNu5
（眾猴一看，是大王！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqC00g6Kvd
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJkEcVSQtD
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYihsWflVs
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfgQ3ZqTXe
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4digfoMvRA
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kxoHruduG
悟空：不解。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKRyOCPRLs
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKePxe4kduN
悟空：你的意思是？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9BKZ41U3Q
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELqafjygcw
悟空：不愛聽。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WeBv0YhGV
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrNJYuU4L8
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFghpbGizlL
牛魔王：嗯啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCgLy5LoHj
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyT3ZAeznS
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WFWkcDk2A
悟空：沒感覺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiVVrWXtHB
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR9uoiraqK
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak5e1QsXNR
牛魔王：哦～43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgHAJP3MAT
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAno3lcRHXL
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoakfRXO48
悟空：當然可以。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3znXq2MKn8
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VN946Tfo6
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVamCXMiYD5
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfAzgD21oR
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWQ0CaO6vM
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUggsdqLZuo
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZJRn6hKaz
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdlRguB8JZ
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIFe3mtJyy
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH694N0CZF
牛魔王：威武吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70OJz4a8mQ
悟空：我感覺很別扭。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7cgSZ3i2t
牛魔王：別扭也威武。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xIjKw4RFA
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOJ7J8Y8vx
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡribgUiiQtN
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ap3aNsk8
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVIFtROPKy
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmUjaeDbZd
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0axaBsXv4
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCKMxHWuJT
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNoVuuRRj2
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgabump74R5
牛魔王：你明白吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrvyDpPP1X
悟空：我明白。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNue4GziTi
牛魔王：我也明白。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqQ1tINL4D
悟空：你真的明白？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0xbH5gcpi
牛魔王：我真的明白。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5jm3vJpJs
悟空：我真的也明白。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTkjzzbHID
牛魔王：明白萬歲！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR1ArTR9Vd
悟空：明白萬歲！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LFtZ3SbXF
（兩人淚流擁抱）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjnkMEcZfc
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt1oRIiuV1
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTX3Efr5Io
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1x8rt0RBv
牛魔王：保重。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8fmEQzVl4
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwbE2nVL3i
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr69vcF3MRT
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFV0FWxRct
牛魔王：猴兄……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ9aDRDxic
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwciGa20O0
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2UScw7qk5
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OLXO00OAv
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VN8J8Kyo5
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfzOuMv1OL
牛魔王：我放不下心。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8pMC5c5iw
悟空：你想怎樣？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eZOr0POmN
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zi6twnaSx
（咚！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPR7nfEvJb
（啊！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAe3pNS70u
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1dA9gAN65
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoSS2wohJF
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelCQ2ATuH3
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9FgOsWCzu
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxloJcnRWN8
牛魔王：這就是我的……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKhMFglXhN
（咚！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTmlwqBsS6
（啊！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg42RXFqDqW
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9BJxuw6I6
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv8TNE65HG
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zxp2iQCoH
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8DSm1tdNl
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSRxX7PaSS
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G8cZSkFgQ
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSFT3tzpF6
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY6bgr4Q75
悟空：哇！這麽多？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QYcYKn9cC
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT9VLD1sW0
悟空：你還要打？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ8y0J7KY6
牛魔王：我認輸。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB3zbfNE2u
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRQiaZuYaL
牛魔王：等等。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ7aOuxe2v
悟空：還有何事？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsU4kPmUfE
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRQOU4JuQD
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXPqs2b1UD
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN45TP72nm
我擺平。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d6fus37yK
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xrUAPKJtV
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag0vfLDX7P
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L4YmR0by2
悟空：擺平。牛……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0ycVGFdqD
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATZgUvxbmU
悟空：死豬。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCQMw3Tuxt
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9U2RKkOSx
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG8UW9kk8q
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC7aq0UK8d
悟空：我剛看到。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBRTEVPJB9
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiSrRWRsgo
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKv6zepmat
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdMp6Gx67M
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFcqpmIYNs
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdovLgSCXM
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi4Hfox017
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypL11ZLbL3
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq27MDFwoEE
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF9a7p5PgT
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjey0mbqJx
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzQhzzuGkV
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlLzzj9ZmF
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoE4OEnHGW
悟空：忠臣！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmY4RKLQy5
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOZombrMxx
悟空：你沒兵器吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nwj6lgCPi
通背猿猴：我有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RxeQqfz9A
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr3NiJr0Gj
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6LoXPTmZf
悟空：這是那般兵器？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE48waxA96M
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV9Dbm6V8V
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNl8qhmPR3
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogFhldfgG6
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOh87PNzvD
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgYXD4TX1p
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7CIzKBAhv
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wJJ7gcUbU
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXJAl69cIn
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMsSH5KtwK
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdt31cMaK5
牛魔王：龍宮。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFihveJ9pQ
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIF4JsQA8L
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGcmwH6Ewc
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0ibCJaN8l
不是夢話。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvOTePe0vX
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZODXzbxSE
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98FT2UeOe2
悟空：你的都是大型武器。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmQ1tvjURa
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmczCK657Su
悟空：賊牛！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wXasvrNZo
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJsgPZVKb0
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMe2aLrMWT
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47D2Few3FC
通背猿猴：我也信！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRq0znLPDr
悟空：本大王去也！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlFsdg0wFs
（一陣雲煙消失了）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcPMmQkHET
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQTnPJojjJ
（一會兒）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy3s8WdDQg
悟空：本大王來也！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPmm9ZbuqK
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjUdma94Ry
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpUnsBRkDO
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn972YzDlfW
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp8s1L19qn
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGRXaak1VM
牛魔王：東海龍宮。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pvt2YdHt3
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