（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfESBizczhE
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbx79qJXZ8
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI100QBNpXm
（擡頭看看太陽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJXCdWG5LY
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqXGSxnIUY
（撓撓猴頭）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9EBzCFvcz
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZjLCUJiOV
（沒有回答）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvEIAB6HaP
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbro2BiYRl
（剛要走）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLlI9PBkaV
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQSoqGDpik
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHYdxeSqDD
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eZBYQJU5n
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kyNqp8Pp7
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUNrrHR3zg
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV1fFpISD2
悟空：其他人呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aWTPMQfGQ
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ZmRuW4Bc
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpYDIjvHB9
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdSVyxNYYD
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJQ7aQq7zl
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRw0HtuTsb
悟空：你受傷了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrEiK98nxi
通背猿猴：看我頭部。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kDpWRcirg
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMU7qfIFw
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fwfxYvVfC
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtS8LrP6Io
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxPBqZDtQf
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzHhcb2OYv
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcfz99e5Tl
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5jYBUw7ht
通背猿猴：很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgALuJsqD6
悟空：牛到什麽程度？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU18MqJpUh
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOTecqFNAo
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VsjDhOYfk
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgMPHsWdzP
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ400Af6xRV
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRlJWuvxGT
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlBkNFQdDG
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLKA3SWj0m
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzoSynQxeE
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPLgLTa0Hr
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tTh6d0mqj
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNkPDIiNdc
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFuRlxMFT2
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILyGsbDekA
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g4B23efUF
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYfyrUulmu
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxZbJ6EB48
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBoEePY4VV
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxTlLXLANH
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnTLndo1yv
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwb9TcCVM0
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvkHtFYnjn
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcPYqnUECW
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlwgg0Im0q
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjRWyEKuqL
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLbeeNT0tS
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ14YGudeVL
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqEQ6Tf621
（眾猴一看，是大王！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapjdQl2jvE
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1MJbpv8cv
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQZQ1YqDcS
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaLra2I5di
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoHaqe8aLh
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9LvKtlFNw
悟空：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxSbcRzVXY
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LMLqlHVGj
悟空：你的意思是？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLyQ3ARJOk
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA1imTGUVH
悟空：不愛聽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleObyEdt7t
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4n8QG2TH5
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ne0O3F2O1
牛魔王：嗯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOmniSXHlW
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6jIDlt7vI
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtS6VMRk6P
悟空：沒感覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDs7GWLmwl
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxFt6xYZkH
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡferqbKfAum
牛魔王：哦～48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJX14e1sBq
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMxZE3u04l
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLxqkangjM
悟空：當然可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkdS8N371i
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6dMlK7qsb
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6tTFSrsqG
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslJPHGepcK
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe13UHGzMb
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRkBD1gNNs
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dLFhXHUqu
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo8o1xycsU
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQEAPl5nVi
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9A2w1xd2j
牛魔王：威武吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYbRlCpLtw
悟空：我感覺很別扭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMY7cCnKTC
牛魔王：別扭也威武。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMFnafCxhP
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g5UFUel4N
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkiczS3Ssg
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx26DGnb1C
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAC2leD7Sc
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGPxakAuFk
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBn8hnZdCI
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlxKbcL5Rk
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2ZusgzCo6
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQdkbnXOqi
牛魔王：你明白吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kz5kWFAia
悟空：我明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKhpOd5KhN
牛魔王：我也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJUkIcfXFm
悟空：你真的明白？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTmgcmtzBO
牛魔王：我真的明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK22t1nGz8
悟空：我真的也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZBNP9DhEr
牛魔王：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY75UA8yGBW
悟空：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUAOzB0Q91
（兩人淚流擁抱）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo4m5SdJX2
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7IaaRSj47
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg83OpRMt7
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprHoWa6AIs
牛魔王：保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad374BMegr
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFzpBWw7ig
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzf9GLxeoc
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq64ishWDIv
牛魔王：猴兄……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEMTxJkyid
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUJx8NnprO
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgE9de2eBj
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWNLs64Ufl
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBj3jIQVOe
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfju5Nbur8
牛魔王：我放不下心。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rySd3JKXP
悟空：你想怎樣？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiQqadxKAt
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQDHmMF45Z
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFp91DQa9I
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjdPREVMSa
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTR3Avd8C0
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMV4EcliE0
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoJJuHkcMY
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxtsfd9LB7
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeod8CjXhz
牛魔王：這就是我的……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK4JExkfN9
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mR0yjyKLx
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ942MBrPsiI
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehE0xCH3Pf
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfzt5N7fVQ
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOarVFtUTXO
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmemsN9iZ5
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqEqad7CfU
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPfZfGStqY
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlB2OZEAP7
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj5buHWI1E
悟空：哇！這麽多？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx35isz3GD4
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYDONcEuZk
悟空：你還要打？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEmrtPoZu0
牛魔王：我認輸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdibE9BK3rZ
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpolU1iyjJ
牛魔王：等等。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti4Ra3kIea
悟空：還有何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPO0UFZGKV
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4WjeQiR7q
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvG47RiQf0
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHhUoK7kmx
我擺平。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTPjTvIsr0
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hUO89kvJq
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0DRYEgbi4
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kl2ybiX7P
悟空：擺平。牛……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZlYSTveSe
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xd0chfXfV
悟空：死豬。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRmEXJFXx5
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKzPvr9z0H
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6gehqgrsZ
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDPpyIE42X
悟空：我剛看到。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuc2fAj425
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6yOPO5nRH
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB9alWWc7J
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS8Oxy8ks0
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbR1aV1Lgn
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCBsDBecvt
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IADf68lWG
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TaxUlpqtD
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3K2T0sId7
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2AiWxjupH
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZVvOPzad2
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yegLG84HP
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv7pBLoUnG
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVFwT8cXdo
悟空：忠臣！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg3CcPR6TL
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviU6l4Wwmy
悟空：你沒兵器吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt61o7vz2Pl
通背猿猴：我有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjjwh75cHz
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7DtCJe6ZC
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0OjUkoFXu
悟空：這是那般兵器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkciK2cz55n
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9FK7w3kpv
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd06mSdShE
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNruXEnQ0fr
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfVVoB5Hg8
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1TeExL1Qm
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDeRxybzqn
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡullhIpZfox
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVCVmpVUTV
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNWmByICbs
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89dsLlwLv0
牛魔王：龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIirqLwsak4
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF9ANPW9Eq
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyw7YLo166
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopwCCqmSRe
不是夢話。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2kaxCwLpR
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t1UaVa26C
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbikJXInq7z
悟空：你的都是大型武器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoizlETsCS9
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnlOuzEgHC
悟空：賊牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OazFBQtnQ
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBTkK2Eed5
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPua4vCqjAc
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDQ8nVd5D1
通背猿猴：我也信！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd58V4JjsnO
悟空：本大王去也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFLvCYAKOf
（一陣雲煙消失了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCPUI4SpFN
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14FV3q3pIR
（一會兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5CSoSGVFd
悟空：本大王來也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0OHF6YWHg
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkwTE3qoot
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6Fl3MTumD
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnR3nWEcmb
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55DI7IbRne
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWMssR4OET
牛魔王：東海龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyYVp6qAau
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