（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtpr5u9AJq
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVUdbnRD3X
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pL1LaL9eJ
（擡頭看看太陽）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqxQgsgQjT
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx40RSimS3
（撓撓猴頭）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPODEcbTNe4
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuJBCg5oLo
（沒有回答）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmIAhR5ojm
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsODaq1MuCr
（剛要走）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuNRQDgEDH
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7KqedyfLL
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2BhJ2eyeW
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDcMkERmRm
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpMYtB28h0
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLDkpDMjf1
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviD9weNogA
悟空：其他人呢？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNuOrjweCB
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmWNHBm16I
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZek9KTbDWm
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsdpghkoKN
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUNURUaeYe
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiLUF2Xn7f
悟空：你受傷了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8uMd6iXkO
通背猿猴：看我頭部。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x2TLemk3V
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV338sinSH
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PlYF4j0KG
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEzEQrQhz0
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUC8mcDLOl
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXaaoPkmwE
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdRFG3scdw
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIQFPB5cgA
通背猿猴：很牛！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebBVaNvrCk
悟空：牛到什麽程度？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sv13qNJJl
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wgf9aRNNS
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ6nutzsJo
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0lgELvlH5
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKFbq19kFF
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwROFIKz0d
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ81YKgbG61
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPBap0BVKa
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjs4cTzPc5
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzq3qDyHxV
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHCRvyOjrm
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpaz9uOrg2
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqtGbE09ax
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEaTvzF0Dq
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNBfCfiwVC
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaIyTnrwJ6
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhpG8oTely
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMcjOPzhrM
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdw56a3X8FU
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ3M3rHtqw
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLBq3BcFQp
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mxVaSVUoM
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObQfieReFr
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo4szvoklv
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmpo5EJYxi
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGNFugb9Oo
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7q4KHTelp
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSfNBQL6X8
（眾猴一看，是大王！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIOFDlFadO
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRzWODMXDb
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm38qXAwCZ4
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MBlapnq0I
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP35R3T2E1
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS2T5yQoPQ
悟空：不解。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl7kTPARuV
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ3hJ11TK2
悟空：你的意思是？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkNnvKWMo9
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIDV30P8Bz
悟空：不愛聽。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWDy4H6aB7
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0sEfUJcah
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaOh3n5v9X
牛魔王：嗯啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQA6iAgB3S
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B3oGsIkI2
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugulrqXjMZ
悟空：沒感覺。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvewiXwhy5n
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Nuo12bo3
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6xUQRasvQ
牛魔王：哦～55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkvVcIUBdq
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrJAL1VlK3
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xdaa5Jics
悟空：當然可以。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAI42ZKROl
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbIQuTCdVL
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8Bjaon8EU
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCbAArc5IT
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA1mgBCsHd
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4soIuBN0F
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTApcGW0X4G
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlrOQ2f21t
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4pWsIvmf8
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsC4QW82k3
牛魔王：威武吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtPaRajhrR
悟空：我感覺很別扭。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI6Ux5J6Ak
牛魔王：別扭也威武。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iuXtufito
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbr4DTul1Y
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpvXaxksKX
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJuUaqBHyg
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwQut84XR2
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEv1Lv7FL2
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E8LzJGzES
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FwVOQyBE5
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDvBQD865A
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen9KO92u5L
牛魔王：你明白吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyreB37p8oQ
悟空：我明白。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYnXdTXhR8
牛魔王：我也明白。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ081gWdfp3H
悟空：你真的明白？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6IJatORJU
牛魔王：我真的明白。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHGT4Qjllv
悟空：我真的也明白。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Q0uCgRLU
牛魔王：明白萬歲！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUUh2SLBFk
悟空：明白萬歲！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw1oARGS8I
（兩人淚流擁抱）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPoaciaIEl
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadAiAgPA7w
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx0b733ysc
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnxzivVKnX
牛魔王：保重。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAp02g6Z9W
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhIlJwWMWb
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxfWjNUR5V
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9JuWjKvLz
牛魔王：猴兄……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPgCafyCIg
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx40BfplebU
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSjrMrpV3N
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hOlSvW1xR
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqp87YjS6F
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBMvkqkTGw
牛魔王：我放不下心。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0CaqtpluT
悟空：你想怎樣？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXN6hlLBew
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQABmkWLvC
（咚！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTQARH8rdX
（啊！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NRNgL7qnx
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF505ahOTr
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXhDMfR8eH
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzaShvPDF1
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovOYQYiCgo
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1ticFJ4Ny
牛魔王：這就是我的……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLzTEqFg3S
（咚！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HhIFt475J
（啊！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIiuhEDa4P
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNLZgDMtxQ
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQhR6ohIoa
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqdNMb4YRA
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zPZsxfpMB
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvz0w8UpDY
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuwHRneaJw
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J1qDcU2Yc
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafHpfv1Zw6
悟空：哇！這麽多？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRjzYlKf2c
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnIzcr1uGt
悟空：你還要打？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jm2BqrBZ0
牛魔王：我認輸。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdjJSouzwd
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU0NE1mhn7
牛魔王：等等。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NuIksQjgQ
悟空：還有何事？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyhwTYy6YG
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyJ45urJaS
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3CPhyri2H
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsgvlIrazm
我擺平。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TbZJZd6ge
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSaUaHZXnZ
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmhXVzjs8L
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUaeKhq2dG
悟空：擺平。牛……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaRuztXYPC
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaNNiSqGMf
悟空：死豬。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFYiFfXMRW
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPhNeCFsDl
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgGF2NZkSU
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJXPSL1dPj
悟空：我剛看到。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsQJSlXVJ6
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtHjqY5NgQ
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauzsyMNi6v
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweP80iNQ5D
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiRMW0OTEb
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ksFQg1XP4
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNsgJCa6rH
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhkZfMRAwf
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKu7iuHeuJ
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkfLoafqKh
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcwEBupK3u
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnAciQcxED
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTox8h9HioN
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f3H0cIAiY
悟空：忠臣！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixbyp2WB8C
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddTtXuliip
悟空：你沒兵器吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q3f62lPGA
通背猿猴：我有。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVvQzAZhZl
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VXG7vU0en
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTXH6ERVH5
悟空：這是那般兵器？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qCxSHp5RY
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDQLEs5pnX
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQGEPILoLg
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk9GY1013s
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYdpEVW01u
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXI6sInMNB
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSE5B6Nc14
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0cvf3cD1N
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZEmTjAhES
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgIIzGPbKa
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayOgu5zGJP
牛魔王：龍宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgjt6mw3pP
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVefua2JQa
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkmqkEgkMg
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdYfQoEHfV
不是夢話。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0PLdLMzKp
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoMSvTWRAv
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO1D1ur6xw
悟空：你的都是大型武器。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrGXILi1m1
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nJ907fG6v
悟空：賊牛！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOSVlfBirl
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaQNLty1DI
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2ORyIlPfx
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOlgsSZXlk
通背猿猴：我也信！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXDtOSrhkm
悟空：本大王去也！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBp3gTg0xP
（一陣雲煙消失了）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIOoZakJRL
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl9ULvtnwq
（一會兒）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGiz4nkQ78
悟空：本大王來也！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS8CgV7F1q
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkPv6QfVHp
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE0fITf59r
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2mXLE2gHX
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmBrNpkbg2
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d06cHwGxc
牛魔王：東海龍宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPUJL6arBp
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