（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNHVt1i78j
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78HHqElVDV
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkDeyzAOzw
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1QqCxjqjj
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5MBcEDtme
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIlOWHLmMl
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgcjvupqr7
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGwyYgw31F
　　菩提祖師：有多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPumSUEC6Kn
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoN0ahWqjJ
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPsgtK9ePI
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHZdAUicz9
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzpUfsaDAc
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xeh2DKxy4
　　菩提祖師：是滴！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiacokPeihS
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ4EmvhY0G
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiOQLElmtK
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGtqaDt6fi
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrVGK9egSz
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQNSMzqKNW
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIEd1ftmFU
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhaPrxvjuF
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSUL73HSYQ
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AvevRJymL
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s1QkzBsi7
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmh0tfNngE
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuIgDQVinN
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0dot0jzOp
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5huUnuRIwm
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKox1tSCOjw
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVXka8qH22
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNNeJgBqX8
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCcv3q2tox
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlNTyMj4Yf
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBO8E5a883
　　悟空：是滴。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG9Nvy0mtq
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL8v8TEayw
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVBHZtIFXX
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhg8W2skzx
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P3e6qihEQ
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza1fSYam3g
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE4feBTlxT
　　菩提祖師：說！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPr5iZo1f5
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbkmeubZ59
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ontYAOu14
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtCg5dosFv
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yfeAv7K5I
　　悟空：什麽是術道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUCqjsoIAH
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zKEpYXeoS
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy37huZE9N
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpisJLxWY8M
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSMk2ZB6vj
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfzpgjN6h0
　　悟空：什麽是流道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b7k0dlKpT
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1BAaXG02g
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqJvlxSPnk
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGpMzLWx1m
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsMTN5pXqX
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO24ZRREgMj
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl32KUjDRhf
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUavCAVkz95
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLlusQGag2
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykklhn8FiT
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe96b4bFoVb
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8syW9QBW3u
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLuhgzFcfV
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYWnP8fVpi
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCtWbJkPhL
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe0Ti7UI3b
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1hWzergHW
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5rZKsfcaA
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qj4AqilRZ
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGSNymVbYV
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9K7dkpOm1
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUPknpcMVX
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GeD930Nxw
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAwRCQTHOt
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ48N1167gm
　　悟空：那我走了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuay5nNA731
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa2tCCIANJ
　　（悟空找到便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4AY6amtpE
　　悟空：師父請用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUUuMHcmbO
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzJsb2LZqX
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi61Blp6zS
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsONeMcucJJ
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5nXOx7buX
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yp2AR6yEQ
　　菩提祖師：好吧！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SNR4seRLf
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9MuHSob9P
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCNTMSsOVw
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLl7n3zwJZ
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvfalTCJkf
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NcfhzplGg
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1apXbJCOg
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuR6KZIONY
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JIysuKs4f
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw4IXQNq32
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ixNWPoSA
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uvaWjuGsI
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNc89feFMT
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaTso0zVfB
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhhL3LFN9T
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws6WUQLXOn
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi4zLPHnk2
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRAy9WdkRd
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgNp0yQN1p
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJvwjfEP86
　　悟空：啊！這個……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TXJaOWCf4
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0vrrRi1XV
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn43zNYwyal
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiqdM16DzP
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13gZte7MGZ
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Ym7PSRjG
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDImVDjx5zE
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RjmRgjCP1
　　悟空：那就學72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Eja17bpBr
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqBvrPYyr8
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFDc5aIvTy
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gwSeCyQwk
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8v2qI9YOI
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IkeRHvT4A
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8graRjkAXn
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMi9tz64Ry
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmc6pJ8n0m
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkyxn3OoSF
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzOmgWYWXP
　　悟空：會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MZWNDcBg3
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76YPA6Da1R
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIz11zQIAN
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iad3p9MtM
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHpYGjEHns
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGJqtd2uq4
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqugP8CbUf
　　菩提祖師：有道理。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQFu2f5Kd
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVUcweW34g
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jcB67ic4l
　　悟空：我飛——！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV4EKm7v8L
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdjQBipipv
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM63DxM4v54
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SyzdmBODi
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU77Sba8ke
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMWZnquOtB
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRKqVSRPRH
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOYPqdm07e
　　悟空：不解！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAcdBbaafS
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVn0d6vran
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGARJ6l1BQe
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSIJqIlNK2
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yZNCyjKDU
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2cXZkLPYq
　　悟空：頭跟雲？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NOEPYcA3y
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTozKfpqRG
　　悟空：速度有多快？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnyr13msgf
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTEXT9PfXY
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUOXm2HeiX
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOwFyNwKE2
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGszauSXcT
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5YjHdYOjm
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oJiz8nLrd
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGdVJymUjD
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHKFZ8DJwF
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrv8hqFOckX
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgMt1yEOqj
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA5bIZa21G
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqNHpacdtP
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTs2jIS5GD
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybXvlhd8PL
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCgBYSCJQN
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUwldxJWth
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn1YfIs5to
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3TAcKryE2
　　悟空：師父？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS9hgWGMwc
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c1ZQewgiv
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP6IobdNhz
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFbxwgIimR
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL3LS03tJW
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWn295CnN9
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dzmy83x5R
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0oeebWRNj
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SPvNDXt2D
　　悟空：意外。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRCztYnthZ
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstr56IU6KB
　　仙童：遵命。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbUuPfOkCF
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNadsP6fLkJ
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPdjzOAkY0
　　悟空：啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYETiXNvbVi
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cnGzlG1vb
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt7PCrYg9H
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0CX4huCNq
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUSrf0N36w
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTMerJzAEM
　　悟空：什嘛？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBw3w1x1iP
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaofKaje99f
　　悟空：我……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIceTTOvcF
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94W43ouRyn
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczXPBktuV0
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs4jRogvkL
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhp8UOaPke
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdFVgeVQvC
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZJoDb1MaQ
　　菩提祖師：快走！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv1AfEXJ0I
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzZq52dK46
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