（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfHho4rt3v
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5oPEExB8P
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p5skt3Rhd
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMJCjQs0Uj
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPTctVI9dg
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRI3sLRcXw
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMDSXkWpiU
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVidwUgZrj
菩提祖師：有多久？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7MPgRxsc1
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe8mWLrKyA
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwPpFc9yav
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWoiSK3mX1
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAOqZXonyF
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTfjXneABQ
菩提祖師：是滴！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvLQ9Zt7ds
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2BrCOa7ps
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg2u7NgpcE
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbXK6Jpvns
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKkvkpc3dZ
悟空：師父為何大笑？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJrgboKH0o
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sMx3IZv8K
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn84hRUhWdT
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhOf17ehDc
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYHQYxLAY1
菩提祖師：拿來我看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZuj5GroRu
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUKSx0jUQO
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBBwnqksFJ
悟空：現在不能捉了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06f4tHlNuB
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAm7RUp68n
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lug1m6aUN
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8bYUf1Gtn
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBDqMiwnYt
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mTGHNUQAV
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWEIvXqeIq
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVQiQUlaqN
悟空：是滴。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlXWolicBh
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCix6eFt4AD
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh0woo2CbA
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUnzeW9JJg
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWhPGZJ2Ib
菩提祖師：這還差不多！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0gaXNVaL3
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlJ2JT28rM
菩提祖師：說！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3qWljy78Q
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxoU2Iibdv
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5kY3pKice
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEcyQyUlwL
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE4xtFYTa3
悟空：什麽是術道？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8w9GBh6Iw
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27jaN9l7JU
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GSpom82Cp
菩提祖師：不過百年。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvXaGXASS1
悟空：不學！不學！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfqbz23wrM
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoPhxH57NJ
悟空：什麽是流道？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LpvAA06uU
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZrUPI11ZS
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02jf8Qb2Bb
菩提祖師：不過百年。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgkBsmW6lU
悟空：不學！不學！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkuwGjuYLl
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL5XgYrroM
悟空：什麽是靜道？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslfOJf1Pn4
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqnuCudumc
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNjP0OWFwF
菩提祖師：不過百年。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgRW0puYfo
悟空：不學！不學！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXSynQRpqg
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp1mDGHnK8
悟空：動道又是什麽？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM4bZbFraK
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBHkIK3AsK
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZIncXCNA6
菩提祖師：不過百年。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ461T84gPlT
悟空：不學！不學！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPRHFwRhek
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpROsbpyAqs
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmqgRxQBMu
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7iEdivhaw
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoscTBVcF3o
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7wlYD6wRB
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDMZMvMGAz
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44DaYXMXSz
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpLzQ7Qc2d
悟空：那我走了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3LD8NxtxD
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaWPuh1hxH
（悟空找到便壺）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUIeL5VhMp
悟空：師父請用。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiHzbwvEai
（菩提祖師撒完尿）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zl4ozbeK5
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnmNEHTR2x
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WT747xEah
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8oCXkXhvf
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV7ZNBJPHn
菩提祖師：好吧！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpg7CyvRuK
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxaJ4KEGOu
菩提祖師：嗯啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPCrvZjB6H
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXA88T0a3L
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH94069b0Z0
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmHNg6mhkQ
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApowskJqt4
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSNvt05QLv
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfrGQizR69
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj3pSAYA2l
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpxLq2i5Mr
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVLXee6cBM
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2caG7Px4IJ
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D7UYgydOC
悟空：變身之法是什麽？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s5tDdQ8Mv
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPGjiUAC1n
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjMIwSdkat
菩提祖師：嗯啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW9bBd9b08
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x7WTTZZXa
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb7z28vdZi
悟空：啊！這個……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GhuPlhHBO
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsmZrhKCCP
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TaIBfSMUw
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ilb7BLMP6
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQwdNRZl0f
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHDBZQLSOd
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7uSpDV43g
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xdaftjt7A
悟空：那就學72變。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9hTWG6rnF
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikn7PeacXt
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp6nO1u05D
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5BDOZ5qO8
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eaAKkoiCR
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVKa3O6LCu
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvNM0nJUS6
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHQVQWy4nN
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJwxKoQQnO
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA5wBbFEaS
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKKcsDaxE5
悟空：會。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nMt4R968u
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s4lLXHLDq
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMVPm3DQDR
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlLUrc6b1e
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq4DOfVc4D
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2uszanlsO
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ464sxfjqNU
菩提祖師：有道理。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsgnexSYRm
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7WulReMp8
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaESAN9QvE
悟空：我飛——！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvpY75ZqeV
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6rnyCLkF0
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S4LSbhXSb
菩提祖師：速度太慢！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhGJDUXkWX
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnXU8bYouD
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPo30qnH6S
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOlfk0EeeM
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXPW4tEux1
悟空：不解！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5Vss7pQEM
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5nYZHxBd7
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni42RQVqL2
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLdCORD4iZ
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmsRvlwmxR
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK2gpdl3S0
悟空：頭跟雲？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaarBQhwxm
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG75Bnyrhs
悟空：速度有多快？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LN9uhNErm
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfMpE1agal
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPxVfujSIF
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j35mKZ85h
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF6WVuQwdY
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSZaBMEOIu
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2iycqpkQx
菩提祖師：自身不會。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IFb1ddcUB
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTtjGzACrI
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY1FhOR9gG
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnWLu4kp1r
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BOHzI2kBS
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE2P5CP9GU
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITjxaLjHZw
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQclGlR9Tb1
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP97TLAvJeV
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKYgp8CpfJ
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCCoPvMYH5
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl6d4CVOyv
悟空：師父？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzczORd1nT
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVimc4dgyx
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOqNmAU2qY
悟空：我的進化鼠？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IDKyaLRxt
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzMUgiYq2F
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrGkpyCPI6
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrf1NANTB4
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkgMpjf52i
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQu6LGZqSu
悟空：意外。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGzUAHbkdV
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3UWjHfY9t
仙童：遵命。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVzKU5ZHIe
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZUgBZcbDw
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhLcHvY5Ri
悟空：啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK94QpbmEmw
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4xgOiZFFN
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIr0Tk6hZv
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOrxc2DI0d
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWD0PMKthy
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI1B5HMl67
悟空：什嘛？！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34YKC8PEn3
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrE1OaNcrE
悟空：我……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrxkzJZOsW
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHr9XasZ8r
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqvlr05RnF
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKePWF5tLb
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwktzJ4v6PH
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl3ZnSl1I9
悟空：啊！我走，我走。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wSpLjurJQ
菩提祖師：快走！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89W2VA9RlJ
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHKzMNSeef
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