(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)44Please respect copyright.PENANAEC6bC7iIbc
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)44Please respect copyright.PENANAxl0sumb8nH
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?44Please respect copyright.PENANAk6dqI8iP5Q
(猶豫不決)44Please respect copyright.PENANApoIXwmcUBQ
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。44Please respect copyright.PENANAd7a3HZD1Qc
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)44Please respect copyright.PENANAL4CXUY0HZ3
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)44Please respect copyright.PENANA8UiQ0VuXg8
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)44Please respect copyright.PENANAW3UzUMEAlt
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。44Please respect copyright.PENANA4oFlN7dTCa
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)44Please respect copyright.PENANAIw3difMJPL
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。44Please respect copyright.PENANAcBLagttMAP
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKSGzyyEiF0
(路人甲下山走了)44Please respect copyright.PENANAHzCK83uEKM
猴王:失敗。44Please respect copyright.PENANAUqHODruNS7
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)44Please respect copyright.PENANA5DVaO9rgRA
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。44Please respect copyright.PENANAuqi9jwszwL
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。44Please respect copyright.PENANAhT7kiUDaDu
(路人乙下山走了)44Please respect copyright.PENANAfxRL9DCyA1
猴王:失敗。44Please respect copyright.PENANAr2WNAWSi7R
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)44Please respect copyright.PENANAZuisjSmtuJ
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。44Please respect copyright.PENANARo8S2k04wM
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……44Please respect copyright.PENANARcCrHsXGt9
猴王:你是路人丙?44Please respect copyright.PENANAYcCInf9YaI
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。44Please respect copyright.PENANAzwYeS7J8ZY
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?44Please respect copyright.PENANAllYN1kVA7x
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。44Please respect copyright.PENANA9zMZlIUATK
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。44Please respect copyright.PENANAvXZoj2mzNK
樵夫:什嘛?44Please respect copyright.PENANAsGXriUv0uD
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。44Please respect copyright.PENANAcxurrMVzHs
樵夫:沒聽明白。44Please respect copyright.PENANADsse5lE0xL
猴王:那就最好不過了。44Please respect copyright.PENANA9bEZdvOLex
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAmQDoE8oOSP
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?44Please respect copyright.PENANAoaRB93OVEU
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。44Please respect copyright.PENANAI4Syf6z7wl
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。44Please respect copyright.PENANAGXoWs0QxX5
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?44Please respect copyright.PENANAVdfpFoEsBh
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。44Please respect copyright.PENANAVLRx0MT8G3
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!44Please respect copyright.PENANAik8B0SsW8C
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAtRBDt5kdf4
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。44Please respect copyright.PENANA2FT6wzn8t2
猴王:哦哦哦。44Please respect copyright.PENANAPHi2Rjdj4U
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!44Please respect copyright.PENANAmqPxxN4D8v
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?44Please respect copyright.PENANAUMYHLRz9fy
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。44Please respect copyright.PENANAOAvWGeettP
猴王:這麽容易搞定?44Please respect copyright.PENANANhv82Lx3ph
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)44Please respect copyright.PENANAny3BiXZNCr
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。44Please respect copyright.PENANA9BzeapiJVs
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)44Please respect copyright.PENANAVpa2IE6OXB
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?44Please respect copyright.PENANATFXT7mzbe5
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)44Please respect copyright.PENANAaow5MGzNDl
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。44Please respect copyright.PENANAXDYOyuog8c
(進門一看,又是一道門)44Please respect copyright.PENANAYlGqVNVdV9
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?44Please respect copyright.PENANADRUxKkd90u
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)44Please respect copyright.PENANAxPIDkDtvbx
猴王:又是自動門。我進!44Please respect copyright.PENANAQ49xrNyy5s
(咚!……哎呀!)44Please respect copyright.PENANAt0UL1dNAwE
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)44Please respect copyright.PENANAEIC89UoZVz
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!44Please respect copyright.PENANAX4gQdrVIpQ
(門內,走出一位仙童)44Please respect copyright.PENANA1YSOqaHs3y
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?44Please respect copyright.PENANAynaR97vGbO
猴王(一舉右手):我!44Please respect copyright.PENANAdNl9gJN1x2
仙童:你哪位?44Please respect copyright.PENANAYY7HpNzQpU
猴王:我來拜師學道。44Please respect copyright.PENANAXDAzM7Bjk1
仙童:哦,請進。44Please respect copyright.PENANAP195TxaDIW
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAgTg2IGsdO4
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。44Please respect copyright.PENANA7nj5iUQ4JC
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?44Please respect copyright.PENANAvKhq7JwVe8
仙童:防盜門。44Please respect copyright.PENANAD90HzRcwfJ
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?44Please respect copyright.PENANAdJUJ1RKGhO
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。44Please respect copyright.PENANA0xgQw9biD3
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?44Please respect copyright.PENANAhP7EH3D5WD
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。44Please respect copyright.PENANANEkX5GsBYC
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。44Please respect copyright.PENANAiPyvv28GOc
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)44Please respect copyright.PENANALm4AW9gt02
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAQtAm2OcEob
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)44Please respect copyright.PENANA86Ne8ZDkVv
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)44Please respect copyright.PENANAVSAGBwinF5
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAHBFMRoJ5nZ
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。44Please respect copyright.PENANAxhSNudpus4
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAovHRLvEST8
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?44Please respect copyright.PENANAZUOYK76uVm
猴王:姓名?沒有。44Please respect copyright.PENANApVojtIyIao
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?44Please respect copyright.PENANA8suLDeawqI
猴王:啊!這個還要問?44Please respect copyright.PENANAnr52wardVv
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAI90EFdGGEd
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。44Please respect copyright.PENANAiJRrNztRql
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?44Please respect copyright.PENANAKyi9YnWItE
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。44Please respect copyright.PENANANN0R7yqM1p
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!44Please respect copyright.PENANAFzUBzaGtYl
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。44Please respect copyright.PENANAY9AvKim2Pa
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAClpECDQVjn
猴王:是,師父。44Please respect copyright.PENANAVU9KjL0jP3
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。44Please respect copyright.PENANAJalVoY5bwS
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAyRldy1OzK0
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。44Please respect copyright.PENANAsMzHcegfsQ
仙童:跟我走吧。44Please respect copyright.PENANAtRFGxHygs5
(猴王原地一動不動)44Please respect copyright.PENANA2X7kBBqCPN
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!44Please respect copyright.PENANACnwZbyfes3
(猴王還是原地一動不動)44Please respect copyright.PENANAiRRtZkPgDR
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAeah1JldhMv
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?44Please respect copyright.PENANAS8KSeBqjrf
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?44Please respect copyright.PENANAKpZaFcWFar
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。44Please respect copyright.PENANAOd4Wr2NjIy
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!44Please respect copyright.PENANAmoSpY3JY7r
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。44Please respect copyright.PENANAMmKo4wYWUO
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!44Please respect copyright.PENANAAiY3gcOq3g
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?44Please respect copyright.PENANAxPGtSJEa9Y
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!44Please respect copyright.PENANArYVEDizmyr
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?44Please respect copyright.PENANAOyYXCucQ0G
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。44Please respect copyright.PENANAJrwhUZlPyQ
悟空:謝師父取名。44Please respect copyright.PENANAY5EG9L777T
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)44Please respect copyright.PENANADrdGFQbiDX
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ISSUE #2
第02回 拜師三星洞
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