(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)39Please respect copyright.PENANAagSevPhRVU
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)39Please respect copyright.PENANAJoxTZiRvin
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?39Please respect copyright.PENANA2rCUu7bvok
(猶豫不決)39Please respect copyright.PENANARvnLEvWrbI
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。39Please respect copyright.PENANAqaJidRqUZD
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)39Please respect copyright.PENANAbwLjYc2Wbg
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)39Please respect copyright.PENANA0axUAyhtOW
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)39Please respect copyright.PENANA9kFHbPRMuE
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。39Please respect copyright.PENANAuEavcmoxru
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)39Please respect copyright.PENANALShBuGCFsv
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmjfcKbWu2C
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。39Please respect copyright.PENANACefPc5sttl
(路人甲下山走了)39Please respect copyright.PENANADqYKUIhEOh
猴王:失敗。39Please respect copyright.PENANAgGTtdiynh8
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)39Please respect copyright.PENANANIxhWj8Oqe
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。39Please respect copyright.PENANABlGQWm5LIt
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。39Please respect copyright.PENANA24SpAr6KvL
(路人乙下山走了)39Please respect copyright.PENANA3U7YGbCuJ1
猴王:失敗。39Please respect copyright.PENANAOroiNLViBr
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)39Please respect copyright.PENANAVshLXcNvNT
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。39Please respect copyright.PENANAtb5mUKQ3zy
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……39Please respect copyright.PENANAcSl3duZ6c8
猴王:你是路人丙?39Please respect copyright.PENANAvZsZijSkEk
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。39Please respect copyright.PENANAeasRVni0VS
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?39Please respect copyright.PENANAwmFZGd7azF
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。39Please respect copyright.PENANAL1KmWtvrVr
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。39Please respect copyright.PENANAc4SDE0q3p8
樵夫:什嘛?39Please respect copyright.PENANAelmar1QNQr
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3TZduYFDPt
樵夫:沒聽明白。39Please respect copyright.PENANAs8Ey3NK6Tc
猴王:那就最好不過了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAApfSHC1PIW
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJBSQe1lZwq
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?39Please respect copyright.PENANATQuXL11CB3
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。39Please respect copyright.PENANAqrws0kMcKZ
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。39Please respect copyright.PENANAedj68moZZl
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?39Please respect copyright.PENANAINxPzKvEhX
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。39Please respect copyright.PENANACFhO2knWRS
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!39Please respect copyright.PENANAjp9W8sEceK
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAD6ZeHSpFgZ
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。39Please respect copyright.PENANA82mAUjviSG
猴王:哦哦哦。39Please respect copyright.PENANAF31dBqp7UG
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!39Please respect copyright.PENANAyjXNv1an0a
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?39Please respect copyright.PENANAAk476NPF1r
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJt9KntY65F
猴王:這麽容易搞定?39Please respect copyright.PENANAWIqKIMKj8k
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)39Please respect copyright.PENANAyHMcoaexcG
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。39Please respect copyright.PENANAGoPc5YtAWn
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)39Please respect copyright.PENANAY07HN87UAP
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?39Please respect copyright.PENANAYVht2Wg5sQ
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)39Please respect copyright.PENANAsrHWknTCz3
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAEGycIordfL
(進門一看,又是一道門)39Please respect copyright.PENANAnRETNtH2WF
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?39Please respect copyright.PENANAzrbnIQ2ce9
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)39Please respect copyright.PENANAlUFcvvmpEo
猴王:又是自動門。我進!39Please respect copyright.PENANACxNTpQxlzd
(咚!……哎呀!)39Please respect copyright.PENANA6C5AFRzd6L
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)39Please respect copyright.PENANAUpNrm3KbwG
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!39Please respect copyright.PENANAglFzzy3y5C
(門內,走出一位仙童)39Please respect copyright.PENANAhD5bRPfAHM
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?39Please respect copyright.PENANAmt2f6CUlfH
猴王(一舉右手):我!39Please respect copyright.PENANAxHKPU4PbRC
仙童:你哪位?39Please respect copyright.PENANAMqvonfcJzX
猴王:我來拜師學道。39Please respect copyright.PENANAku37eCkM6a
仙童:哦,請進。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJBmcacp56b
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAjXeAaQrXqF
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。39Please respect copyright.PENANAqrQMNtEnBi
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?39Please respect copyright.PENANABnemQwu23e
仙童:防盜門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXU96aDQF9t
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?39Please respect copyright.PENANA1rpIOZNCa7
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAZVBOsCMUgL
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?39Please respect copyright.PENANA6UolNw4yzJ
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAzDE5v4LA18
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。39Please respect copyright.PENANA0G8ovxL65r
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)39Please respect copyright.PENANAONws7zao7I
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAp8uqNsiEOs
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)39Please respect copyright.PENANA5d9Mtl0w1L
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)39Please respect copyright.PENANAB57nkhuAyE
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANA8ss62V6CGI
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。39Please respect copyright.PENANADq7wYuyoW4
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。39Please respect copyright.PENANA8kH6vukXdX
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?39Please respect copyright.PENANAM6laRX72iL
猴王:姓名?沒有。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXSrUGxX9D9
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?39Please respect copyright.PENANA6SLHmTekDt
猴王:啊!這個還要問?39Please respect copyright.PENANAALVI5ReJhl
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAEquHCDpUXO
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。39Please respect copyright.PENANAbF2tZF253w
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?39Please respect copyright.PENANAsrm27HUlw8
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。39Please respect copyright.PENANABTBqg1g8ao
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!39Please respect copyright.PENANA9BfQXUq8In
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。39Please respect copyright.PENANA2EZ8sH5bCM
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAdus6iFbLTV
猴王:是,師父。39Please respect copyright.PENANADw9ESbPtvc
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。39Please respect copyright.PENANAnL7DWJogss
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。39Please respect copyright.PENANASqloehOtTp
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。39Please respect copyright.PENANAOXk5j4tQMJ
仙童:跟我走吧。39Please respect copyright.PENANACs67UYcRpl
(猴王原地一動不動)39Please respect copyright.PENANA0wnaEEArSg
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!39Please respect copyright.PENANA6b69cVBhnX
(猴王還是原地一動不動)39Please respect copyright.PENANARLwjaNG9Ye
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAKmzpHcxq94
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?39Please respect copyright.PENANAYk1Fd23uyn
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAujGZnGEYrE
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。39Please respect copyright.PENANAZnXCTTALly
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!39Please respect copyright.PENANAcZPLAJzYRj
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。39Please respect copyright.PENANAbGaQ9euqWh
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!39Please respect copyright.PENANAvEmjxESGjD
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?39Please respect copyright.PENANAzLZ9ZGfw4Y
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!39Please respect copyright.PENANA76nwXBDYQv
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?39Please respect copyright.PENANAhe8gqsJsyQ
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。39Please respect copyright.PENANAOG3C7PT3SC
悟空:謝師父取名。39Please respect copyright.PENANAjaRBdaiHjA
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)39Please respect copyright.PENANAFbPs4Fbx6K
39Please respect copyright.PENANAYGTIwEmMkp
39Please respect copyright.PENANAOwjFQWJ6Hg
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