轟——!80Please respect copyright.PENANAEeMpTeY5L8
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)80Please respect copyright.PENANACg3s9XHVI8
(天庭)80Please respect copyright.PENANA3768n8Zp40
(靈霄殿)80Please respect copyright.PENANAtDILsP2Pc7
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)80Please respect copyright.PENANACUl88WQ0s5
傳令官:報——!!!80Please respect copyright.PENANAklZUpWP14W
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)80Please respect copyright.PENANAXsOZQhbCcR
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。80Please respect copyright.PENANAZNrXmzIbCO
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。80Please respect copyright.PENANAc6ni6KR5m7
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)80Please respect copyright.PENANA6aFrMvndoP
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)80Please respect copyright.PENANA7hd25ad7mP
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!80Please respect copyright.PENANARdZNoIKzXr
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)80Please respect copyright.PENANAoAk3t4PP30
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。80Please respect copyright.PENANAAb1yxjw0kE
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAae3kKYx5w1
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……80Please respect copyright.PENANAu8UMChibY6
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。80Please respect copyright.PENANAwATVLD3jqp
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAeQuFqADkBu
玉帝:算你小子聰明!80Please respect copyright.PENANAmWetsWSvSK
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。80Please respect copyright.PENANARI6FxrRVTD
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。80Please respect copyright.PENANA0Zt26xzaX0
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!80Please respect copyright.PENANAvyh4vgnChK
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。80Please respect copyright.PENANAEUTfI5xeA6
玉帝:真有你小子的!80Please respect copyright.PENANATbKstaSviB
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。80Please respect copyright.PENANALHiI8lX320
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。80Please respect copyright.PENANAUfmVxKnsYD
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。80Please respect copyright.PENANAG8XErUOkxz
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。80Please respect copyright.PENANA03EltlaJh1
玉帝:都給我住口!80Please respect copyright.PENANAOMaoukw4Pf
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?80Please respect copyright.PENANAWbFJaCB4pK
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmuaPi6ixzT
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!80Please respect copyright.PENANA7OMtTsl8gf
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5bwQT7TDEs
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???80Please respect copyright.PENANA96k9qg9aQd
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈80Please respect copyright.PENANAoliAd2FEuj
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)80Please respect copyright.PENANAzRHkGYgG8r
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)80Please respect copyright.PENANAGQwd726II2
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成80Please respect copyright.PENANAumThcOIUcT
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)80Please respect copyright.PENANAzqbumzlJk6
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)80Please respect copyright.PENANAyyWtVSZgcB
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)80Please respect copyright.PENANA1go8qfPDoB
元猴:幹嘛?80Please respect copyright.PENANAIhjbQpJ5ok
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?80Please respect copyright.PENANA8ebPo6G1IX
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAlOosNPKLgx
通背猿猴:可以。80Please respect copyright.PENANAfF956YvXe9
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)80Please respect copyright.PENANAqainsSDEfS
元猴:你要幹嘛?80Please respect copyright.PENANAmWN5vBKx98
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6xDICHYV4B
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。80Please respect copyright.PENANApj49JtccEV
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?80Please respect copyright.PENANAXzdcuMPv7j
元猴:說來話長。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQqFE03V4jn
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOO53dVQH7H
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANAsefvVPve5g
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANA3wpkAbln8c
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~80Please respect copyright.PENANAV7GeUvlGQS
通背猿猴:嗯……80Please respect copyright.PENANA3YQMGzcRvL
元猴:一不小心就有了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAlLIZfleEma
通背猿猴:啊。80Please respect copyright.PENANAWeSb9hXG5c
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)80Please respect copyright.PENANAG1ZuPchlPw
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!80Please respect copyright.PENANAQbF9Li4RR5
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)80Please respect copyright.PENANAfkAg0iVG8N
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……80Please respect copyright.PENANAEHsD9pJWwl
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)80Please respect copyright.PENANAl5J307Spoe
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?80Please respect copyright.PENANAMGd5q8Bg7a
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!80Please respect copyright.PENANAL5JQ0wAnMo
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANAp7MJnXroOD
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?80Please respect copyright.PENANA8XyOu3gjz4
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。80Please respect copyright.PENANA22JYlEnQYn
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzgzE3IrOpc
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANA9s2pjOkfcQ
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。80Please respect copyright.PENANAPkx5PaNR1i
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?80Please respect copyright.PENANA64ks8BQxAl
(眾猴不語)80Please respect copyright.PENANACaIMswfCBZ
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!80Please respect copyright.PENANA6IfLEUCia5
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)80Please respect copyright.PENANAq5EYz4HOrt
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANA5YYdrXeVuh
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?80Please respect copyright.PENANAcah7lAKvy9
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以80Please respect copyright.PENANAgf7Fw7rTlQ
過了一會兒。80Please respect copyright.PENANAb4SpjGZLoh
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANASyL1bq6wbX
元猴:我有個要求。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmggyMXPXIA
通背猿猴:說。80Please respect copyright.PENANABX73IJ2SaF
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAs7kGc55mEg
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANAIFkbBvxm9b
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAdV7Pj2Odll
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!80Please respect copyright.PENANASsB182ry5A
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……80Please respect copyright.PENANA2qdtfuyQ6d
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!80Please respect copyright.PENANAOcwjWlQcyv
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)80Please respect copyright.PENANAo9FxfDdY4u
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)80Please respect copyright.PENANA91MCjoDQkr
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?80Please respect copyright.PENANAXQZfoLFjJ8
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)80Please respect copyright.PENANA31RjTdwPRv
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。80Please respect copyright.PENANAredgYOzE7H
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、80Please respect copyright.PENANAkSCLoV98sm
石床、石凳……)80Please respect copyright.PENANAyfmVzsT9SZ
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANA2KpRXwIZCB
(洞外)80Please respect copyright.PENANAQFc9h81NVz
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?80Please respect copyright.PENANAfz8QmA8Vrf
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAkNEF7COfLD
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)80Please respect copyright.PENANA9HyDGwk42X
通背猿猴:有飛碟!80Please respect copyright.PENANA7wjNemudjQ
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)80Please respect copyright.PENANA4g4u7sy7BR
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………80Please respect copyright.PENANAnrCzvGa0uj
元猴:這個……80Please respect copyright.PENANAiCUmmAYSKs
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!80Please respect copyright.PENANA29hVrdypr7
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……80Please respect copyright.PENANA6PygUYZhCY
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?80Please respect copyright.PENANACBMbCvbJkb
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?80Please respect copyright.PENANAyZpON62qhn
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!80Please respect copyright.PENANAlyQHegGkbI
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。80Please respect copyright.PENANA8UXKiJ7fNy
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?80Please respect copyright.PENANAVG8TG9dvvk
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!80Please respect copyright.PENANAgiAi9G1ZnT
眾猴:拜見大王!80Please respect copyright.PENANAjpOy83WObR
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)80Please respect copyright.PENANAkD2cc0K4SH
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……80Please respect copyright.PENANAqc6tmR9Bwz
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQCyLr2Wtlr
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。80Please respect copyright.PENANAGP66f1kWzK
猴王:可以這麽說。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzpPdsBJLI2
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAbkFcpsY8p2
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。80Please respect copyright.PENANA65V8ddasvO
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!80Please respect copyright.PENANAquUiyKWJ7E
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?80Please respect copyright.PENANAYCx2MISPun
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?80Please respect copyright.PENANAGDYgyahQ4Q
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!80Please respect copyright.PENANAsGbI5a6NFF
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)80Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sc1IdaQkU
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)80Please respect copyright.PENANA3LJ8KYsC2y
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)80Please respect copyright.PENANA3ME2RodCEu
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!80Please respect copyright.PENANAe8VIVsf16H
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。80Please respect copyright.PENANAM2uVymmg8s
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxluw7v6tkI
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。80Please respect copyright.PENANAkKulQVB3VB
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。80Please respect copyright.PENANALFAXspzUpS
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!80Please respect copyright.PENANAizJpcatvEB
猴王:美猴王?80Please respect copyright.PENANA8809Lhzveg
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………80Please respect copyright.PENANA1bJKnMb85F
猴王:隨你們的便啦。80Please respect copyright.PENANA8ebJkRzgrd
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!80Please respect copyright.PENANAM3KLoBvQdQ
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!80Please respect copyright.PENANArO09SsxV2L
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!80Please respect copyright.PENANA0yTuFiu7Wm
…………80Please respect copyright.PENANA9ucO7J8Fx6
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)80Please respect copyright.PENANA6WfE3PVAnc
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAPsdIeviwGS
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAVaj4lBmqfg
美猴王:你貴姓?80Please respect copyright.PENANAFs1zLbbXn2
通背猿猴:姓通。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2euRBwNVA0
美猴王:名字?80Please respect copyright.PENANAUg4AAPGHOc
通背猿猴:背。80Please respect copyright.PENANAiSvMnM10EY
美猴王:背什麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAD9DhIPBLZD
通背猿猴:只有一個背。80Please respect copyright.PENANAvpB1orh7py
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?80Please respect copyright.PENANAHmymRfjUsT
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!80Please respect copyright.PENANAeSFIBaPINd
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)80Please respect copyright.PENANAQdIdrWuUn7
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)80Please respect copyright.PENANAwsavE9DXWt
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!80Please respect copyright.PENANA3sk7LuUax8
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?80Please respect copyright.PENANABFrVZmcdIf
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAF7FKHvnUCA
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)80Please respect copyright.PENANA3fVnHVIu8j
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)80Please respect copyright.PENANADq7vC4B5c2
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)80Please respect copyright.PENANATUzZ7m32BN
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……80Please respect copyright.PENANAjePTTj7NVS
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)80Please respect copyright.PENANAahsfqdpNFi
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。80Please respect copyright.PENANAcHQYkxENRU
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?80Please respect copyright.PENANAGOOJ4ZSm4X
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)80Please respect copyright.PENANAwvDBtd5a5a
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?80Please respect copyright.PENANAS2vdi7BMdz
美猴王:嗯啊!80Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZLVfWSxK8
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。80Please respect copyright.PENANAq8wi4XyFhw
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?80Please respect copyright.PENANAR8ZeM2qBuJ
通背猿猴:嗯啊!80Please respect copyright.PENANA2xJXLNVgLJ
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通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!80Please respect copyright.PENANA44Gq4MXzTi
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傳令猴:是!80Please respect copyright.PENANAzy9LpKDGnL
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