轟——!71Please respect copyright.PENANA7u7WfYnJUC
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAcmAAtjv0r1
(天庭)71Please respect copyright.PENANAv2jWMgn70E
(靈霄殿)71Please respect copyright.PENANAKvuEzm2TV3
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)71Please respect copyright.PENANA8PpIi3Muef
傳令官:報——!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANA32c5zYqJ1u
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)71Please respect copyright.PENANArZm3LLctkE
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxiMXW936mL
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyb6Lbhm5on
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)71Please respect copyright.PENANA8UK5V9c3hu
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)71Please respect copyright.PENANAnHF0o9ewqG
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ38ELl5uID
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)71Please respect copyright.PENANAPdggIpIoWf
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWJovtH5HlA
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkrAeKatps4
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……71Please respect copyright.PENANARjRvUbMKlF
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvxiSPrv7UJ
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzU9aX3siMU
玉帝:算你小子聰明!71Please respect copyright.PENANA3LHVuaqHco
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnDiOkFlTjr
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlO8rJoFcHb
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!71Please respect copyright.PENANAhTOJghmteV
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOqajz5UwPr
玉帝:真有你小子的!71Please respect copyright.PENANAqgNZ1Wc1Hc
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQpvs70X6HU
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOqdMer7MRo
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。71Please respect copyright.PENANARlcCBkcv64
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzbvo7IUTTX
玉帝:都給我住口!71Please respect copyright.PENANAED74Q4E9CZ
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?71Please respect copyright.PENANAMuPSkKP6aC
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。71Please respect copyright.PENANALHnhEm5cdA
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!71Please respect copyright.PENANAILR84TlGpp
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。71Please respect copyright.PENANAcn0lc4B1wG
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???71Please respect copyright.PENANAA2mljWfItw
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈71Please respect copyright.PENANABCc18JuClF
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAvbcGhxo4WS
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)71Please respect copyright.PENANAl0MWsDSsFM
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成71Please respect copyright.PENANA62QotlXtxQ
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Ow5DtbVn
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)71Please respect copyright.PENANANjWpD6H0RE
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)71Please respect copyright.PENANAvbnNXQ3jcJ
元猴:幹嘛?71Please respect copyright.PENANAySBCppPV8q
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?71Please respect copyright.PENANAgFSMMWqwQj
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?71Please respect copyright.PENANAHvs4hJqrlx
通背猿猴:可以。71Please respect copyright.PENANATPnsZlYDFS
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)71Please respect copyright.PENANA564yjTSN3m
元猴:你要幹嘛?71Please respect copyright.PENANA9CFpczKrfY
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwZmDzghT2o
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhKN4KU2mK8
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?71Please respect copyright.PENANAQqRU5qNad8
元猴:說來話長。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXaWT0IEf0C
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYaApKuxSWi
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANAnapJYomEGw
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANArzufJQmEju
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~71Please respect copyright.PENANAX0uaTswzkm
通背猿猴:嗯……71Please respect copyright.PENANAnnGfb3ur78
元猴:一不小心就有了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAO2IAF3mtak
通背猿猴:啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANACMEZnrujAU
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)71Please respect copyright.PENANAf6DFxHGJsa
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!71Please respect copyright.PENANAmhdV1sppOo
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAuaMBtvFrBF
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……71Please respect copyright.PENANAKD4XUow4n1
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)71Please respect copyright.PENANA3VKPozEddd
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANAldbHMF1acZ
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAD5AaGxs5B7
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANATbJGuDdLTW
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?71Please respect copyright.PENANAMLoFQ8ylkf
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y6ShYl61I
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsY2BUysokl
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?71Please respect copyright.PENANAX8Ve7XGmVV
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7wxxrDSD1b
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANAbyxDnSMr9k
(眾猴不語)71Please respect copyright.PENANAuOVE8yCigA
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!71Please respect copyright.PENANAi4CGs2zceA
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)71Please respect copyright.PENANA5jWh0Jr42G
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANARuZkTyu996
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?71Please respect copyright.PENANAY53F8WLiwt
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以71Please respect copyright.PENANADUNvJqTgkq
過了一會兒。71Please respect copyright.PENANASn1gskqR8h
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhDOoOn7aLH
元猴:我有個要求。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0RBMJ26i1F
通背猿猴:說。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4TPK9fSgJJ
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtBZRnhsZfm
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANA0kKyptNe3v
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?71Please respect copyright.PENANAJZLVBzlCyR
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!71Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z7rWUvds2
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……71Please respect copyright.PENANAlpIK8H4Evz
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!71Please respect copyright.PENANANu40aJpjWV
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)71Please respect copyright.PENANAEBGOLlngXJ
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAJRz1c7Lxof
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?71Please respect copyright.PENANANchp9g7JML
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAPaIW7hoSCE
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。71Please respect copyright.PENANAT6KM53Lwg1
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、71Please respect copyright.PENANA2eEHCNqz3R
石床、石凳……)71Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ7UBKyGOd
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?71Please respect copyright.PENANAFxGQt388xr
(洞外)71Please respect copyright.PENANA1fz7owRoem
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?71Please respect copyright.PENANAye37SDpkGP
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvIPCtu2m3U
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)71Please respect copyright.PENANA4G3hGrVWAS
通背猿猴:有飛碟!71Please respect copyright.PENANAHJPwH8tMPj
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)71Please respect copyright.PENANAAySbGbx7pK
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………71Please respect copyright.PENANA6hkKrV2zZp
元猴:這個……71Please respect copyright.PENANAyEfe8bCGcb
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!71Please respect copyright.PENANAOIlnU0c3JM
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……71Please respect copyright.PENANAHTAgVDNowd
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAvteqHxlM0A
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?71Please respect copyright.PENANAFBpUPAIMd0
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!71Please respect copyright.PENANAzRzOwkG3xF
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqPb1TM9inU
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?71Please respect copyright.PENANAymMaSrBafe
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!71Please respect copyright.PENANAouvrjxx4XV
眾猴:拜見大王!71Please respect copyright.PENANArDb5gbIoeU
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAfZnOMBZ2EY
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……71Please respect copyright.PENANAFBL4azp2oD
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。71Please respect copyright.PENANA16o1wJuZwl
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtUTrQg7TVT
猴王:可以這麽說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAKRxTgRaMjP
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuoCLBuIPs6
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlKOUkeTnQD
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!71Please respect copyright.PENANAGUvk0u5qqg
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?71Please respect copyright.PENANArNntFwVXxB
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?71Please respect copyright.PENANAZVtOKJcFPL
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!71Please respect copyright.PENANAZQO4FFu7FT
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)71Please respect copyright.PENANA3imZ5V3fKO
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAk2s688i6lu
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)71Please respect copyright.PENANAZIaShqiOob
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!71Please respect copyright.PENANAJsLFaYUWMj
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsmLAGggO20
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtGkJD7dKNj
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmfy9sAKFtk
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAEXRECrZga4
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!71Please respect copyright.PENANArL0taXYBtB
猴王:美猴王?71Please respect copyright.PENANAqilV4smSrT
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………71Please respect copyright.PENANAGzTW3V21pk
猴王:隨你們的便啦。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhzh5G0rfSN
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!71Please respect copyright.PENANAmDQlnBW1CW
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!71Please respect copyright.PENANA2rgF2eNL8S
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!71Please respect copyright.PENANAGOyaAYNJ46
…………71Please respect copyright.PENANA3SKCDuE0ub
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)71Please respect copyright.PENANAgXo8h5Kzh0
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?71Please respect copyright.PENANAmbitlRPVf9
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5oOL0YOB2
美猴王:你貴姓?71Please respect copyright.PENANALLPA7GYaM1
通背猿猴:姓通。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8I8RR4TxjG
美猴王:名字?71Please respect copyright.PENANATcrjCdCA5w
通背猿猴:背。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYIMby0IEQq
美猴王:背什麽?71Please respect copyright.PENANAVPan3rvnob
通背猿猴:只有一個背。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPpBNifLDIx
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?71Please respect copyright.PENANAnW6IcJ9Fm2
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!71Please respect copyright.PENANAwA08CdpkNL
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)71Please respect copyright.PENANAUCERDr88xN
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)71Please respect copyright.PENANAAE4mObh0Gj
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!71Please respect copyright.PENANAKuOSQclqCT
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?71Please respect copyright.PENANAqKL7UbsiVC
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6v7UwmFbrT
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)71Please respect copyright.PENANAJgLRhXWnxj
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAeMxS7UMJkV
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)71Please respect copyright.PENANAntXh3WbWS6
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……71Please respect copyright.PENANA3Bb8UT0Gpz
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)71Please respect copyright.PENANAkxskzCxXx6
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。71Please respect copyright.PENANAj7lAM4UFQe
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?71Please respect copyright.PENANAdoGCuSEcl5
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)71Please respect copyright.PENANASZ9t0T26ur
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?71Please respect copyright.PENANAcs2eKmvCnP
美猴王:嗯啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1wTUerdDo
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFKrIyhjY9H
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAWVBRTGlygf
通背猿猴:嗯啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAuItwgky0nW
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………71Please respect copyright.PENANAP7DVwf9D48
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!71Please respect copyright.PENANA5VWAY5HXD1
美猴王:來人!71Please respect copyright.PENANAlWEFR5BbO2
傳令猴:大王何事?71Please respect copyright.PENANAr1dBhhNQ38
美猴王:備船!71Please respect copyright.PENANAEzdA7a9xXM
傳令猴:是!71Please respect copyright.PENANA3AV44hwnd6
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)71Please respect copyright.PENANAlm06GiW6PE
71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3Qzo1xDPI
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