轟——!65Please respect copyright.PENANAsILoEElRB6
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)65Please respect copyright.PENANAh3fjHIUX8q
(天庭)65Please respect copyright.PENANAdseNCexLT8
(靈霄殿)65Please respect copyright.PENANAqfhsihHBOC
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)65Please respect copyright.PENANAWX02jPNJjI
傳令官:報——!!!65Please respect copyright.PENANA5n5E9ZIyrq
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)65Please respect copyright.PENANAmw0VV2UmAG
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。65Please respect copyright.PENANAz9wlUZj0Rp
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。65Please respect copyright.PENANAPn1kxDjwcj
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)65Please respect copyright.PENANAn7q5IYlhuK
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)65Please respect copyright.PENANAt1WTbvY8hC
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!65Please respect copyright.PENANALD5PssAGvR
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)65Please respect copyright.PENANAMUZEFukX6T
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。65Please respect copyright.PENANAwom6Buol6c
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。65Please respect copyright.PENANAIkpfVxyKIF
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……65Please respect copyright.PENANA8UGA4GtxTf
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。65Please respect copyright.PENANAE7Af18E9zz
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。65Please respect copyright.PENANA7E4wR7eeFo
玉帝:算你小子聰明!65Please respect copyright.PENANA2zU7q8THt0
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。65Please respect copyright.PENANAB32IDTDLMr
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。65Please respect copyright.PENANAcspQb5sVFA
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!65Please respect copyright.PENANAgBGNaJiPkL
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。65Please respect copyright.PENANAqkxeHvLRrr
玉帝:真有你小子的!65Please respect copyright.PENANAC0X6hxIxfK
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。65Please respect copyright.PENANAFFx6NkA8Ey
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。65Please respect copyright.PENANA0eHGlZv3nW
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。65Please respect copyright.PENANAR2su69EU4P
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。65Please respect copyright.PENANAjdKR86tnMH
玉帝:都給我住口!65Please respect copyright.PENANAVemZBUz7w7
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANA4h4FchDPA6
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。65Please respect copyright.PENANADos0WxOKuD
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!65Please respect copyright.PENANA97NeVfhKx6
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。65Please respect copyright.PENANAd39ahK3ie1
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???65Please respect copyright.PENANATEriilf47q
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈65Please respect copyright.PENANA1VxJSupWYZ
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAUGnzP1RNA2
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)65Please respect copyright.PENANATT2dMhL5Wg
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成65Please respect copyright.PENANAyj6Y4UO7FH
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)65Please respect copyright.PENANATImFRHbo7s
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)65Please respect copyright.PENANAOa5TuaoVJu
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)65Please respect copyright.PENANAsWlOLnbjAX
元猴:幹嘛?65Please respect copyright.PENANAhqlI7Jmk2k
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?65Please respect copyright.PENANA5jtv88sl4c
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANAc3LHHbynUm
通背猿猴:可以。65Please respect copyright.PENANAwxx8X0GuSG
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)65Please respect copyright.PENANAlxlFC0zaQc
元猴:你要幹嘛?65Please respect copyright.PENANAiI1D6d01cI
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。65Please respect copyright.PENANAbBAkP81ZW1
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。65Please respect copyright.PENANA9aC98pVDXC
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?65Please respect copyright.PENANAzxbUuC6gRY
元猴:說來話長。65Please respect copyright.PENANALG3yTiLaN0
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。65Please respect copyright.PENANAriK4Fp6ukf
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANAH5YLFkdesb
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANArjigWihHV1
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~65Please respect copyright.PENANAt8607pSl1s
通背猿猴:嗯……65Please respect copyright.PENANA8g53ZS17lO
元猴:一不小心就有了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAfPMC9uezts
通背猿猴:啊。65Please respect copyright.PENANArnyAv3tWaU
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)65Please respect copyright.PENANA4TspYPtAuT
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!65Please respect copyright.PENANAFrp57YvWD2
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAcicgSekBu4
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……65Please respect copyright.PENANAunQqCUoLxp
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)65Please respect copyright.PENANAwHjlt1YXoG
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?65Please respect copyright.PENANAtfS3LOufbI
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!65Please respect copyright.PENANAf4Ui5xQw2M
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANAignOziC0vY
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?65Please respect copyright.PENANAwWXRlFh6Lm
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。65Please respect copyright.PENANAqrphE6xFqj
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。65Please respect copyright.PENANAtX2V5Vesix
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANALcnHRr2Pex
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。65Please respect copyright.PENANAamFoHMSQZ9
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?65Please respect copyright.PENANAJ12DmMBXOG
(眾猴不語)65Please respect copyright.PENANAetkKcMKaO9
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAvgZo9gdOZ5
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)65Please respect copyright.PENANAnSQ68QCWCb
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANADnYORO9YZy
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?65Please respect copyright.PENANA8iYHwXm6Ax
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以65Please respect copyright.PENANAfM7ROJweiq
過了一會兒。65Please respect copyright.PENANAi3jz7ULOd4
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。65Please respect copyright.PENANAWjUp4egS84
元猴:我有個要求。65Please respect copyright.PENANAkj51tqZepm
通背猿猴:說。65Please respect copyright.PENANATivaZkapN7
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。65Please respect copyright.PENANA7yRnHhVPRd
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANAIQdLPAmDUl
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANAYqsw7o7feF
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!65Please respect copyright.PENANAgXa8m9t9TV
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……65Please respect copyright.PENANAK9knT3RyrA
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!65Please respect copyright.PENANAORoQn03Uzq
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)65Please respect copyright.PENANAGCmvkwSwOj
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)65Please respect copyright.PENANA1MKW3JIxbj
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?65Please respect copyright.PENANAB8xswkOuQ4
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)65Please respect copyright.PENANAdCoWyYmVD8
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。65Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZMIoKKIfU
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、65Please respect copyright.PENANAgcGdyXbUFe
石床、石凳……)65Please respect copyright.PENANAiHHyd4Cobf
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANAx77PvEPHMR
(洞外)65Please respect copyright.PENANAc0udXmna56
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?65Please respect copyright.PENANAEP9uIo3bWW
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。65Please respect copyright.PENANADHi2VhLAHw
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAOo8FSfuczX
通背猿猴:有飛碟!65Please respect copyright.PENANAP5KyXsK7q7
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)65Please respect copyright.PENANAcJkznXWkKu
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………65Please respect copyright.PENANAp7YFmhaa5X
元猴:這個……65Please respect copyright.PENANA2hBSy3AW6M
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!65Please respect copyright.PENANAS0f9Z4nXkp
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……65Please respect copyright.PENANAyMKMr0qOMj
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?65Please respect copyright.PENANAFmuoCJ3S7C
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?65Please respect copyright.PENANADRV7uOEXuI
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAXAx5BOP0er
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAgIJmNk1Iur
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?65Please respect copyright.PENANAk90iigE82b
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAtpq4bJfnaM
眾猴:拜見大王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAAY1i1GRId7
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)65Please respect copyright.PENANA5joPxXraNB
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……65Please respect copyright.PENANAL9b6Klk5uI
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。65Please respect copyright.PENANAom5Xk6WDxQ
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。65Please respect copyright.PENANAxPzyEBWRnh
猴王:可以這麽說。65Please respect copyright.PENANAiagzy9reW4
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。65Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0ZqXVPpuu
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。65Please respect copyright.PENANApAeYogvPwG
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!65Please respect copyright.PENANAX2wvsd0iWu
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?65Please respect copyright.PENANAiCl4ZRe9Tj
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?65Please respect copyright.PENANARYH6AMP76K
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!65Please respect copyright.PENANA9D61DasLob
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)65Please respect copyright.PENANAwhDJZj54lW
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAFoNzuEG6xG
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)65Please respect copyright.PENANAo2vHnbraOB
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!65Please respect copyright.PENANAMcxYV9l6aJ
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。65Please respect copyright.PENANAP5gZ5EbBTW
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。65Please respect copyright.PENANA5j6jhNtFu9
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。65Please respect copyright.PENANAoFlzyjjxrq
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。65Please respect copyright.PENANAFObfrEhMk1
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!65Please respect copyright.PENANAcdRAUKXUD0
猴王:美猴王?65Please respect copyright.PENANAA7PWtZRXAJ
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………65Please respect copyright.PENANAzz3BEHnLM8
猴王:隨你們的便啦。65Please respect copyright.PENANArOHPqb6gED
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!65Please respect copyright.PENANADFwXpF4wsg
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAQrlZG363DY
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!65Please respect copyright.PENANArzw6k73sV2
…………65Please respect copyright.PENANAl5IlSG9v0r
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)65Please respect copyright.PENANACy83VUqaC5
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANA0eXTVu788G
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAVEkNyLg5db
美猴王:你貴姓?65Please respect copyright.PENANA1xki5WhOov
通背猿猴:姓通。65Please respect copyright.PENANA6B75o9I0JT
美猴王:名字?65Please respect copyright.PENANAFqNiGqIUg8
通背猿猴:背。65Please respect copyright.PENANA8GHxhYDvZa
美猴王:背什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANAbd4raEDLUS
通背猿猴:只有一個背。65Please respect copyright.PENANAIC4giwuGKS
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?65Please respect copyright.PENANATjcwaKsGT4
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!65Please respect copyright.PENANA0dBZXPwwPM
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)65Please respect copyright.PENANA4MP9RjyaRC
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)65Please respect copyright.PENANAr4PfzjjIgy
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!65Please respect copyright.PENANAVGze5UqNX8
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?65Please respect copyright.PENANAK8bEshnld4
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。65Please respect copyright.PENANA7v05GfgEfM
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)65Please respect copyright.PENANAEPF34o0YYg
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)65Please respect copyright.PENANApbAxuaOy5T
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)65Please respect copyright.PENANA47jmxMGwHO
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……65Please respect copyright.PENANADDu0EMhttx
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)65Please respect copyright.PENANAXgoBNjtitm
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。65Please respect copyright.PENANAdtmItilhzz
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANAt0MTju00gu
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAS8UD2pQDPl
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?65Please respect copyright.PENANAYf55eZ57Q3
美猴王:嗯啊!65Please respect copyright.PENANACm8iEBTsyg
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。65Please respect copyright.PENANAIEM2DD2Sek
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?65Please respect copyright.PENANAqSUNIzBml3
通背猿猴:嗯啊!65Please respect copyright.PENANAVdShTeMTIG
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………65Please respect copyright.PENANAVfrg0aF5cj
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!65Please respect copyright.PENANAry4ocq0ylk
美猴王:來人!65Please respect copyright.PENANAAZPeozic5G
傳令猴:大王何事?65Please respect copyright.PENANAA0FOOD3u2y
美猴王:備船!65Please respect copyright.PENANAg2wN8Qqw7j
傳令猴:是!65Please respect copyright.PENANA7oheulSlkY
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)65Please respect copyright.PENANAJs2FrUQKbW
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