轟——!74Please respect copyright.PENANA2wRPTZDN7U
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)74Please respect copyright.PENANANFFH2OEvBx
(天庭)74Please respect copyright.PENANAD8tWqmmQYB
(靈霄殿)74Please respect copyright.PENANA7VWW7KUtXt
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)74Please respect copyright.PENANAkO6QtzCmuH
傳令官:報——!!!74Please respect copyright.PENANAI1QXTgNPxR
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)74Please respect copyright.PENANAhkEp6h1ZT0
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyM4z8Q4rp3
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlKgogRFM0W
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)74Please respect copyright.PENANATS43zu5bD0
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)74Please respect copyright.PENANA76lGhSc51O
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!74Please respect copyright.PENANAdIzo4uUxFR
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)74Please respect copyright.PENANAWUTVoGLB3Q
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。74Please respect copyright.PENANAA3OcGSrpmn
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQiBZI6o3ti
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……74Please respect copyright.PENANA50NaHwJ3Ky
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhyy9SlYLLo
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAeIkgkL3KVI
玉帝:算你小子聰明!74Please respect copyright.PENANAdRXKUL1Tem
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。74Please respect copyright.PENANA66LUlbkip2
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzVNucpFiVT
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!74Please respect copyright.PENANA883qqRo6yc
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYWONkqway9
玉帝:真有你小子的!74Please respect copyright.PENANAYeQBX8YHW3
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。74Please respect copyright.PENANANUlIyzIi2i
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOjROSLHt3d
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnt5ka9F7lF
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。74Please respect copyright.PENANAo14jS7xQXy
玉帝:都給我住口!74Please respect copyright.PENANA1yE4feFl9S
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAUujYLqL70N
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbbmxetF84Z
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!74Please respect copyright.PENANALhoKkB5ZVo
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnhjSWHLd8y
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???74Please respect copyright.PENANABY3YgwUH8B
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈74Please respect copyright.PENANAqzHKXKy4b6
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAq45oKGcDKO
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)74Please respect copyright.PENANA88EmU3o7ul
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成74Please respect copyright.PENANAAoZrhBTwcn
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)74Please respect copyright.PENANAYl7SRSFVoo
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)74Please respect copyright.PENANAyBgEoafkMx
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)74Please respect copyright.PENANACzulvCnXR3
元猴:幹嘛?74Please respect copyright.PENANALUANitEhwg
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?74Please respect copyright.PENANAO8oHko5qiL
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjtTA7HzJYf
通背猿猴:可以。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJ56rEh7t3z
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)74Please respect copyright.PENANA54l5uq4Go6
元猴:你要幹嘛?74Please respect copyright.PENANAV7MOrEhkSR
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKGiVxjnG71
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。74Please respect copyright.PENANA53l7gt9a6V
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?74Please respect copyright.PENANAaG1xf7fWij
元猴:說來話長。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbUSMXRL5pa
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。74Please respect copyright.PENANALst0HGJoqJ
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJYf6sGjobM
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANA7CNwpKLBuN
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~74Please respect copyright.PENANAAPTvwwSu6U
通背猿猴:嗯……74Please respect copyright.PENANAUFKEkI1aMp
元猴:一不小心就有了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVhKBn0LlSG
通背猿猴:啊。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGkKGbObCiO
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)74Please respect copyright.PENANAUYsXpzLAe7
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAlcaH23P5Di
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAD7GkcNJvlx
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……74Please respect copyright.PENANAjrknW5G95U
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)74Please respect copyright.PENANA4A1jDcTlbT
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?74Please respect copyright.PENANAFex2Dc6RVF
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!74Please respect copyright.PENANAraIojaYEvr
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAaWAMfI0PuW
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?74Please respect copyright.PENANA850W7Wy51F
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9IYd2RapsX
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdGtpp7Dhit
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANALm3iE6YJjk
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWBgdS7aVrn
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?74Please respect copyright.PENANAbYMbIeX7tb
(眾猴不語)74Please respect copyright.PENANAZye6NrCqtm
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAqMuXbjHKPX
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)74Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rd6rg8aNH
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAmW9Z5Cun9S
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?74Please respect copyright.PENANAXJJowIPauf
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以74Please respect copyright.PENANA8EYNr9dC2q
過了一會兒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIFFitNNRkj
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYxFiPArNvd
元猴:我有個要求。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIKvkcUEMgj
通背猿猴:說。74Please respect copyright.PENANAt0vQgYpEll
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。74Please respect copyright.PENANADU5alzKfFT
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANASI0dPSLrcN
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAoY1D8U6w0Z
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!74Please respect copyright.PENANAlT65ovYvg0
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……74Please respect copyright.PENANAc6cu6lfqrM
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!74Please respect copyright.PENANAU6Gx0Sj0m0
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)74Please respect copyright.PENANALfOrLDfzhI
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)74Please respect copyright.PENANACIAr88uben
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?74Please respect copyright.PENANAWH5QWd8knc
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)74Please respect copyright.PENANAcShbkyRa8e
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoBYKcoFX3Y
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、74Please respect copyright.PENANAVyVYXxbtBV
石床、石凳……)74Please respect copyright.PENANAYEyArg9jbC
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAC754Gn6xI2
(洞外)74Please respect copyright.PENANAbG8fU6GqP1
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?74Please respect copyright.PENANAmcvJlki0Dj
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAEzDedphVz6
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)74Please respect copyright.PENANA6JXUpOZmuP
通背猿猴:有飛碟!74Please respect copyright.PENANAlW7lXztwRk
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)74Please respect copyright.PENANA5iBHBjrefO
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………74Please respect copyright.PENANAkPcsjA3d1k
元猴:這個……74Please respect copyright.PENANAFaMQDpfU0s
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!74Please respect copyright.PENANAQHmtx1AWqr
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……74Please respect copyright.PENANA0nZKPtWQH6
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?74Please respect copyright.PENANA9k1U0riu7Q
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJXq2hj0Ka8
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAdjbcUchuCJ
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlssbmh70Fs
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?74Please respect copyright.PENANAiD8CZt1WPt
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!74Please respect copyright.PENANA5m3qpoYH6V
眾猴:拜見大王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAQP8wyNOmtV
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAKDRnxFr819
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……74Please respect copyright.PENANAfKGevHy17s
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvpU6R8lmld
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWGDy8F2Skk
猴王:可以這麽說。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhre39kMc5k
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3njUI3NQQ3
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIqBz78u2KB
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!74Please respect copyright.PENANA41skLC9mGD
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?74Please respect copyright.PENANAQgMiSzQPsd
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?74Please respect copyright.PENANA6O0p5BZVRX
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!74Please respect copyright.PENANA5J32Sjph5k
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)74Please respect copyright.PENANAH37Z0ljaO2
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAmnJo2dvAYj
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)74Please respect copyright.PENANAyIpS1e8ONa
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!74Please respect copyright.PENANAtb0abNF1BT
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。74Please respect copyright.PENANAj3EuYqQKjc
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmKQbga2Oxh
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOXMLlxh3Wr
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。74Please respect copyright.PENANAE1qWqDUsYz
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!74Please respect copyright.PENANAb63UdauEOC
猴王:美猴王?74Please respect copyright.PENANAreUUHFg54H
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………74Please respect copyright.PENANAW5cSjHcHAB
猴王:隨你們的便啦。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzjjd2fPnMM
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAFcQiyyV8WE
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAxB75EA0WKO
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAiMVQ72G6gz
…………74Please respect copyright.PENANA6HNPAfz72f
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)74Please respect copyright.PENANA5nW0Yg1BF9
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAHPQ7IxPLLf
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhj8OHYMlzv
美猴王:你貴姓?74Please respect copyright.PENANALM1qcEkTt1
通背猿猴:姓通。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZDUdSGc3GC
美猴王:名字?74Please respect copyright.PENANAXeLtuXj65t
通背猿猴:背。74Please respect copyright.PENANADz8KOgslNx
美猴王:背什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2SFaODgDld
通背猿猴:只有一個背。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbgbgbAbduX
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAey6qL2XOQo
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!74Please respect copyright.PENANAiPgN4bWsuh
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAHXXJR3a9XL
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)74Please respect copyright.PENANAnpvJnWJWfJ
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAFMEzJrXFpd
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?74Please respect copyright.PENANAxMHZdS4aKc
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5c89NodKXd
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)74Please respect copyright.PENANAJvYXip7w2F
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)74Please respect copyright.PENANA67FkTdAQD1
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)74Please respect copyright.PENANAZTWjeqvu32
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……74Please respect copyright.PENANADprQze6cOG
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)74Please respect copyright.PENANAPalCcrOZNH
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdCvfr0hWQs
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAbyImxHprEk
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAlQAp6ueVXH
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?74Please respect copyright.PENANAr4705rjKfS
美猴王:嗯啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANAgUtTPSdhIR
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。74Please respect copyright.PENANAE8t44lVhWB
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?74Please respect copyright.PENANAEqNlHQ4N3j
通背猿猴:嗯啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANAhi2rdzko8k
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………74Please respect copyright.PENANAi9dHuwXsgt
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!74Please respect copyright.PENANAeUWcwyiEN7
美猴王:來人!74Please respect copyright.PENANAl6uiiZjFK5
傳令猴:大王何事?74Please respect copyright.PENANAMVvm7RS90t
美猴王:備船!74Please respect copyright.PENANANtqrTzFsGC
傳令猴:是!74Please respect copyright.PENANA0nRKtOouDC
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)74Please respect copyright.PENANAH7hVkdDCJC
74Please respect copyright.PENANARTQzRHcp3e
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大話囍遊
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刀鋒戰水

ISSUE #1
第01回 猴王出世
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