(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)74Please respect copyright.PENANA1WJG39IRlD
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)74Please respect copyright.PENANAJJuKoOTrSS
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。74Please respect copyright.PENANAiiIkN5DfW0
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)74Please respect copyright.PENANAkbP5cJSL61
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAMUSBbuEyrn
閻王:孫悟空!74Please respect copyright.PENANAoq1Z8z4kVQ
悟空:我是。你哪位?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjRQ0nEryVk
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAO3AcAh5Csm
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?74Please respect copyright.PENANA56mljFBVSv
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAIepPmdTvH8
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAzmjbmfnFRg
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAWmbMJVQd5E
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?74Please respect copyright.PENANA5XUZmGuczH
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANASG4Vh2FUuL
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAz69V00hKMF
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAGq7oaS2kyh
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAp9isYcuM8r
閻王:我是閻王!74Please respect copyright.PENANAwoJUyTo6pb
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!74Please respect copyright.PENANABuGHII1H9W
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)74Please respect copyright.PENANAygKvlNmpGL
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。74Please respect copyright.PENANACgSvzenKn6
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……74Please respect copyright.PENANA5cy91cDUtg
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。74Please respect copyright.PENANAF9kye6COT0
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)74Please respect copyright.PENANAtVvacOwJjq
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6F4QOOYXSz
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1hci0CvWr
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAQgC1Q8yJlv
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3M9R9yK4O9
閻王:謝了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAeXbPyTig4B
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVotBrFjUzD
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAH39Zfvr1II
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花74Please respect copyright.PENANA9QRA0fqBNT
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWId1AVGYul
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHtaEH3Cep1
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?74Please respect copyright.PENANAdxXbZznMDf
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)74Please respect copyright.PENANAxZVp05yyVr
悟空:這是幹什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANA89xRsRtpTH
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGDEyhSauMs
悟空:是吧?那我套了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5iHMR0TrBF
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)74Please respect copyright.PENANAtWFsMm2rNI
悟空:這又是幹什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANA9BcqgXPeQ9
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqLcNpvVRvE
悟空:好!你套,你套。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdd6SHUnfOs
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)74Please respect copyright.PENANAKsmCilGAki
悟空:這又是幹什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2WssTc70I8
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。74Please respect copyright.PENANAy00043OW68
悟空:哦。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6ovmvEMIzZ
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)74Please respect copyright.PENANAj2rHkQQmcU
閻王:哈哈哈哈!74Please respect copyright.PENANANYT8pmMWxe
悟空:哈哈哈哈!74Please respect copyright.PENANAJO89ermXRX
閻王:你笑什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAW1j2yOa82H
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAQfZdWMDm5g
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!74Please respect copyright.PENANAtqYRldHgKN
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAMoPeOi7teg
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!74Please respect copyright.PENANAJBne3e6B9I
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAquYEFvc9lk
悟空:什麽意思?74Please respect copyright.PENANAv11L16Af1C
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!74Please respect copyright.PENANA239uzta12a
悟空:我活到300歲就死?74Please respect copyright.PENANAljKYh2Rm2k
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANA0rC4r0E15T
悟空:誰寫的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAqrDTFmOHhP
閻王:我寫的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAt0eduOeNaH
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。74Please respect copyright.PENANASE3IfwrwOH
閻王:不改!74Please respect copyright.PENANAwJ6G6S85m6
悟空:我改。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5VDVVdureL
閻王:有本事你來改。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhtvc1FFtSa
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZsx661a7Xa
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)74Please respect copyright.PENANAsB6qJTxyEk
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)74Please respect copyright.PENANA2ifXHVB7fe
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9B6a2KNdfs
閻王:來人!快快拿下!74Please respect copyright.PENANADfvm8tV4sb
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?74Please respect copyright.PENANAbTC7hyWWyT
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)74Please respect copyright.PENANAvS27NXwU3G
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAOpHxMMJzNH
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。74Please respect copyright.PENANApWQDrEsPjO
閻王:啊漆!74Please respect copyright.PENANAuUp3ybvPyR
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一74Please respect copyright.PENANAybem1sfYT1
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。74Please respect copyright.PENANASuhWUDKR48
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)74Please respect copyright.PENANAWLXjSfxpOs
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!74Please respect copyright.PENANAIOt1kHSIzx
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)74Please respect copyright.PENANApkJ8f5gT7J
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。74Please respect copyright.PENANAMPeXvWRZWF
(又在後面加了一個0)74Please respect copyright.PENANAUaF1XbgWTF
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfH0iofNtwD
(又開始加0加0……)74Please respect copyright.PENANAXcIMLLmt7W
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)74Please respect copyright.PENANAopxMddD12X
悟空:來人,續紙!74Please respect copyright.PENANAulitkcKNQD
閻王:給。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0iUpSOrQ7d
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)74Please respect copyright.PENANAeFQKjNTPqZ
悟空:來人,續紙!74Please respect copyright.PENANAl28ozJTp9F
閻王:給。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfN16vGla2j
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)74Please respect copyright.PENANAZOIwSuOnwX
悟空:你有沒有火機?74Please respect copyright.PENANALb2mqyi7tK
閻王:要火機幹嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAIq3gzW5aEl
悟空:燒掉這張紙。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjMfKrQY24a
閻王:啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANA2DR6bPXLkt
悟空:火機伺候。74Please respect copyright.PENANAS0j1DXwKHn
閻王:沒有。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGVNN58rnE1
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjC1q5GwwEV
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!74Please respect copyright.PENANAjLjmvLk5lw
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAd4SDZBESsb
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。74Please respect copyright.PENANAc2U7WXMaUi
(哄!紙燒了)74Please respect copyright.PENANAzjX3XhM6OT
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAW5LvhSShGX
悟空:還有紙嘛?74Please respect copyright.PENANABJ2EAHyDi2
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIop5uUnMi3
悟空:還有沒有紙?!74Please respect copyright.PENANAUmcL8781Lw
閻王:有。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqFp48Jhzy5
悟空:全部拿來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXtiIKawJeQ
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAwphzhsGqNZ
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!74Please respect copyright.PENANAuooHkqMoQx
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?74Please respect copyright.PENANA4xGCWMrQvN
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbiMS3Dryht
閻王:我不寫了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfupZKwth2B
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8laveVhc5E
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!74Please respect copyright.PENANArBRkfwtqHv
(哄哄大火燒起!)74Please respect copyright.PENANAeDTVTQgPA1
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANADAfREPVPj1
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAF8q21mBLa5
閻王:額。。。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ou5gQT3Hm
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)74Please respect copyright.PENANAzF42G7IE0b
74Please respect copyright.PENANAgIbMPU0OBg
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ISSUE #6
第06回 火燒閻王殿
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