(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)94Please respect copyright.PENANAoWlqCtAPuR
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)94Please respect copyright.PENANASGlZi28Wdo
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。94Please respect copyright.PENANAfZV5keTJwe
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)94Please respect copyright.PENANA5eoc0pukLn
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。94Please respect copyright.PENANAKEYw3YJr7v
閻王:孫悟空!94Please respect copyright.PENANAG5LUfDgmid
悟空:我是。你哪位?94Please respect copyright.PENANAjEzGyMG2Nk
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANAIgaAzdo2Wg
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?94Please respect copyright.PENANAxFMhrJBOfy
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANADsSF2NjwlT
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?94Please respect copyright.PENANAiBqrYeXIRo
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANASBAAM4dHZq
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?94Please respect copyright.PENANAXR6WlrwA6k
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANAbJLXpJhXDs
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?94Please respect copyright.PENANABojLwDabtv
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANAjV4jsBTyCD
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?94Please respect copyright.PENANA6NBjRCTw7P
閻王:我是閻王!94Please respect copyright.PENANAqhayBNTy8v
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!94Please respect copyright.PENANAtqpKray0sb
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)94Please respect copyright.PENANAamceCqHv11
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。94Please respect copyright.PENANAz8u29oom1x
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……94Please respect copyright.PENANAnC8LZMXJof
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeNzZ2RqZaO
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)94Please respect copyright.PENANAeohLnO5OPn
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。94Please respect copyright.PENANA5RmSMRyTIL
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!94Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Hd9dY0Ob
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)94Please respect copyright.PENANA93dbCTDAEu
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。94Please respect copyright.PENANADRxzljLih0
閻王:謝了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAGk1rbKJPPp
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。94Please respect copyright.PENANAse47glhf1v
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?94Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ5GaYACoY
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花94Please respect copyright.PENANAnn7vSbnHWU
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeNojggJ4Jc
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。94Please respect copyright.PENANApczPBWObny
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?94Please respect copyright.PENANAk7FmKWRYh4
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)94Please respect copyright.PENANAtXmcmfmVh3
悟空:這是幹什麽?94Please respect copyright.PENANAuwPBaYsN6L
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。94Please respect copyright.PENANAfp3KhUxe18
悟空:是吧?那我套了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAw9O8MVX0TN
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)94Please respect copyright.PENANAqydsRBJmA9
悟空:這又是幹什麽?94Please respect copyright.PENANADXpPEZ6gTg
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。94Please respect copyright.PENANASjP7FjNF4C
悟空:好!你套,你套。94Please respect copyright.PENANA4E0iwswjpz
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)94Please respect copyright.PENANAOediJUwVYW
悟空:這又是幹什麽?94Please respect copyright.PENANAGLaxFgCLdj
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。94Please respect copyright.PENANAPLDaswrL2w
悟空:哦。94Please respect copyright.PENANAbeUwlnPcUx
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)94Please respect copyright.PENANAbFYEBlIIez
閻王:哈哈哈哈!94Please respect copyright.PENANAxHGzRASyt3
悟空:哈哈哈哈!94Please respect copyright.PENANAiv9slcgVoy
閻王:你笑什麽?94Please respect copyright.PENANAxoJWcDShpG
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?94Please respect copyright.PENANA8WYu1JPM8y
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!94Please respect copyright.PENANApvlc3VlmjA
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。94Please respect copyright.PENANAWLttTkzHNW
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!94Please respect copyright.PENANAGZuzU3k7Fo
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)94Please respect copyright.PENANApEMOWz7TLW
悟空:什麽意思?94Please respect copyright.PENANAdb6S0Pm6KM
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!94Please respect copyright.PENANA6kIEVXue1X
悟空:我活到300歲就死?94Please respect copyright.PENANAAmKz3OObMs
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?94Please respect copyright.PENANAUqPrbIoTEG
悟空:誰寫的?94Please respect copyright.PENANAaAEDNpD0aF
閻王:我寫的。94Please respect copyright.PENANAznLKLNDXoh
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。94Please respect copyright.PENANAoGOtIsHcZW
閻王:不改!94Please respect copyright.PENANAMLqMvd4VHo
悟空:我改。94Please respect copyright.PENANANDAdxVpR1V
閻王:有本事你來改。94Please respect copyright.PENANAIKBQd04XLX
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。94Please respect copyright.PENANAINaPIZMKFr
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)94Please respect copyright.PENANAHWKOmY9M5I
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)94Please respect copyright.PENANAioQsuPJAhz
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。94Please respect copyright.PENANAPBAY3WwRUz
閻王:來人!快快拿下!94Please respect copyright.PENANAsEDsZzh2Ia
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?94Please respect copyright.PENANALlPsj8i5w8
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)94Please respect copyright.PENANApPDxDRBUjT
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)94Please respect copyright.PENANAWXNGLkuBKn
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。94Please respect copyright.PENANA49R1SceYVT
閻王:啊漆!94Please respect copyright.PENANA4kKsMrtS03
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一94Please respect copyright.PENANAp92i4mRhcL
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。94Please respect copyright.PENANAYFsDKy4IlS
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)94Please respect copyright.PENANAjzhvsb4oVC
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!94Please respect copyright.PENANA643a7Yygwu
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)94Please respect copyright.PENANAcYa0DKxaAT
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMoivCcKJCU
(又在後面加了一個0)94Please respect copyright.PENANAWOohZNs3uR
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。94Please respect copyright.PENANAAEUkJpHFv4
(又開始加0加0……)94Please respect copyright.PENANAUX78w9ICFg
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)94Please respect copyright.PENANAXiKo1l1Elo
悟空:來人,續紙!94Please respect copyright.PENANAqFZlEPGx9i
閻王:給。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMVonahh401
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)94Please respect copyright.PENANAqoJrdnGVbF
悟空:來人,續紙!94Please respect copyright.PENANAPUyjOp2cFS
閻王:給。94Please respect copyright.PENANAnXrHGqi28E
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)94Please respect copyright.PENANAt2QK5z2Eb4
悟空:你有沒有火機?94Please respect copyright.PENANAJwbUL9qRqO
閻王:要火機幹嗎?94Please respect copyright.PENANAcazIWhGpbL
悟空:燒掉這張紙。94Please respect copyright.PENANAkOmdhm0i42
閻王:啊!94Please respect copyright.PENANAVkma2KpP0C
悟空:火機伺候。94Please respect copyright.PENANAlxHb9RTUBn
閻王:沒有。94Please respect copyright.PENANAwUxScqSCTs
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。94Please respect copyright.PENANAFNwPRDR2d2
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!94Please respect copyright.PENANAC11hF5i1al
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。94Please respect copyright.PENANA4RV13IX8jR
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。94Please respect copyright.PENANABkhGjIc8md
(哄!紙燒了)94Please respect copyright.PENANAb7dAOpD6T5
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAIwuAY7Qj9A
悟空:還有紙嘛?94Please respect copyright.PENANAEXwiLglK9f
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAmlgxYECvfo
悟空:還有沒有紙?!94Please respect copyright.PENANAn4OwZJBkAK
閻王:有。94Please respect copyright.PENANAUGOnLbsMop
悟空:全部拿來。94Please respect copyright.PENANA1D9XrKf0If
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?94Please respect copyright.PENANApE4q5Gk4PK
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!94Please respect copyright.PENANAcZXtJmZ1GZ
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?94Please respect copyright.PENANAv3FiBBNAdD
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。94Please respect copyright.PENANAzbE0b8DUZ5
閻王:我不寫了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAE8Yg3q7W4o
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。94Please respect copyright.PENANAYCTzP0I9sD
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!94Please respect copyright.PENANABIunkXXcVR
(哄哄大火燒起!)94Please respect copyright.PENANACHYPrFfR4j
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?94Please respect copyright.PENANAoCYKd1pdb0
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?94Please respect copyright.PENANAFpsL5TtM2I
閻王:額。。。94Please respect copyright.PENANAxqu0wwtnNN
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)94Please respect copyright.PENANAPS2ofWEk4A
94Please respect copyright.PENANAr8sXEHST4o
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