(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)65Please respect copyright.PENANAePa07WFHjK
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)65Please respect copyright.PENANAv6P77zfhhj
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。65Please respect copyright.PENANAftYuN2XVd1
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)65Please respect copyright.PENANAkNcgdYlDW5
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。65Please respect copyright.PENANAm9X4TyKLyt
閻王:孫悟空!65Please respect copyright.PENANAXx6ajiSjv2
悟空:我是。你哪位?65Please respect copyright.PENANAagWGHNpYal
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAsPw53EMGdm
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?65Please respect copyright.PENANAjg7FHiw0Ts
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAlhbCA6zPdJ
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?65Please respect copyright.PENANAPKjuJeH5jw
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAPO9UkpoLzh
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?65Please respect copyright.PENANAAeVfJtdtky
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAXlGyq78eu4
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?65Please respect copyright.PENANALFKh7nXLtp
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAIXEEBZSrEI
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?65Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3mLL9EcZ7
閻王:我是閻王!65Please respect copyright.PENANAsoL2TdJpfR
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!65Please respect copyright.PENANAEwqwFprq0D
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)65Please respect copyright.PENANAL4GMYJWyXr
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。65Please respect copyright.PENANA16fxubaVbo
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……65Please respect copyright.PENANA1bMVskWhty
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。65Please respect copyright.PENANAaHENlr7PSw
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)65Please respect copyright.PENANAtNpAV6lT81
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。65Please respect copyright.PENANAEItvrlsHKC
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!65Please respect copyright.PENANAy8ZdFDci75
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ17srv92Z
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。65Please respect copyright.PENANAr8u1sy0F7h
閻王:謝了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAHBbjNlpbOU
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。65Please respect copyright.PENANAZpnIYk4Mm1
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANA9FtKKtNdKn
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花65Please respect copyright.PENANAN0NLTF75pm
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。65Please respect copyright.PENANA2gYd0sn2mK
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。65Please respect copyright.PENANAYgtbVzhcky
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?65Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q1nS1UoSA
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)65Please respect copyright.PENANAZM4n5xOFkK
悟空:這是幹什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANAXw59BBUqMl
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。65Please respect copyright.PENANAuT4IUL2fGq
悟空:是吧?那我套了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAOCRzyWxeuc
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)65Please respect copyright.PENANAEecJhuciBt
悟空:這又是幹什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANAU6EVUlktcv
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。65Please respect copyright.PENANAoHUtadFf9u
悟空:好!你套,你套。65Please respect copyright.PENANA43sE9ZH3Hw
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)65Please respect copyright.PENANAWwQKcVjDY0
悟空:這又是幹什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANA34ojmrI9Ua
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。65Please respect copyright.PENANAQXiTJrQIPq
悟空:哦。65Please respect copyright.PENANApJoNNQivxw
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)65Please respect copyright.PENANAlCXpAzBy07
閻王:哈哈哈哈!65Please respect copyright.PENANA5pyTPSuheB
悟空:哈哈哈哈!65Please respect copyright.PENANAvZMzMcGwz0
閻王:你笑什麽?65Please respect copyright.PENANATjikLmX7qJ
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANALqlt1pVPIM
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!65Please respect copyright.PENANAGb4iRPsnYN
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。65Please respect copyright.PENANAY2rZTHWy2X
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!65Please respect copyright.PENANAm58bDAXGiB
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAAVhF1lcZbE
悟空:什麽意思?65Please respect copyright.PENANAQqJTO6zWBi
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!65Please respect copyright.PENANAZi0xhmMVo1
悟空:我活到300歲就死?65Please respect copyright.PENANAwmuJtMpQkP
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANAGKDgiG36Oe
悟空:誰寫的?65Please respect copyright.PENANAuPM037E4sE
閻王:我寫的。65Please respect copyright.PENANA0D5SOHTKoU
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。65Please respect copyright.PENANAmALAbd4eq8
閻王:不改!65Please respect copyright.PENANA7MbaQJAiik
悟空:我改。65Please respect copyright.PENANAhDZwFnsHxO
閻王:有本事你來改。65Please respect copyright.PENANAMFUbalWJvu
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。65Please respect copyright.PENANAb4cDyYY7C0
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)65Please respect copyright.PENANAI9qIbpp7Ua
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)65Please respect copyright.PENANAbcYDVRQLJD
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。65Please respect copyright.PENANAm7RmoKq6NP
閻王:來人!快快拿下!65Please respect copyright.PENANALOURQC4zgS
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?65Please respect copyright.PENANAkBGGTVogGI
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)65Please respect copyright.PENANA5GgM16ZA2p
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)65Please respect copyright.PENANAaJgcHgHTgi
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。65Please respect copyright.PENANAuXU7z3PGCn
閻王:啊漆!65Please respect copyright.PENANArNOQV4BPYf
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一65Please respect copyright.PENANAnm5Nr0PLGv
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。65Please respect copyright.PENANAd2XoJdLHmR
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)65Please respect copyright.PENANARFHTOA7bVb
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!65Please respect copyright.PENANAI0lUmPUIdw
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)65Please respect copyright.PENANA3PT1Rh0WBq
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。65Please respect copyright.PENANAydcwtDZw9o
(又在後面加了一個0)65Please respect copyright.PENANA3OhLITf6qc
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。65Please respect copyright.PENANAJK7dg35Ow8
(又開始加0加0……)65Please respect copyright.PENANAbp7oYNfzmt
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)65Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4ITNObrLB
悟空:來人,續紙!65Please respect copyright.PENANAPxFyPAEskm
閻王:給。65Please respect copyright.PENANAIq8Wdc4fpf
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)65Please respect copyright.PENANACttd6YfCRK
悟空:來人,續紙!65Please respect copyright.PENANAIKUUCemgAY
閻王:給。65Please respect copyright.PENANAw1QfnV90Bl
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)65Please respect copyright.PENANANkKNbHCnKV
悟空:你有沒有火機?65Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8QHb9iL3C
閻王:要火機幹嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANA1mJfYB2sAP
悟空:燒掉這張紙。65Please respect copyright.PENANA41TZU8NGFI
閻王:啊!65Please respect copyright.PENANAvQOzr33GFy
悟空:火機伺候。65Please respect copyright.PENANAvxGoRs7sbI
閻王:沒有。65Please respect copyright.PENANARFLWDxIeuL
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。65Please respect copyright.PENANAzaG3VLvmDc
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!65Please respect copyright.PENANA4HbjnACvFO
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。65Please respect copyright.PENANAAJTS4zCfzd
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。65Please respect copyright.PENANAEYOlGE9Qln
(哄!紙燒了)65Please respect copyright.PENANAACUIgz5zLq
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。65Please respect copyright.PENANARXYlEqFgsS
悟空:還有紙嘛?65Please respect copyright.PENANATL5kRQyVTi
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAlIxwxcmoyT
悟空:還有沒有紙?!65Please respect copyright.PENANAezmd3RNWxk
閻王:有。65Please respect copyright.PENANALwqltQMgZC
悟空:全部拿來。65Please respect copyright.PENANAuzMJYVowLB
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANAhomorZOMMX
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!65Please respect copyright.PENANA98YI1rTTZC
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?65Please respect copyright.PENANAkiC1Wj82xB
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。65Please respect copyright.PENANABQdDgasQZR
閻王:我不寫了。65Please respect copyright.PENANAb7euq3AwWl
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。65Please respect copyright.PENANAICcILCWYVH
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!65Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fc9LRosG6
(哄哄大火燒起!)65Please respect copyright.PENANA867eVOTYNe
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?65Please respect copyright.PENANA7VHxIO6uRx
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?65Please respect copyright.PENANAVnKuPk4PQT
閻王:額。。。65Please respect copyright.PENANAlDd4D5Tjhu
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)65Please respect copyright.PENANAhORjmw8nCS
65Please respect copyright.PENANAkC5HkT0LrK
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