(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)87Please respect copyright.PENANArEXY0rrj0k
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)87Please respect copyright.PENANA5XnDjJdFrc
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJ24a5Ub4ea
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)87Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2so5IKAqN
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。87Please respect copyright.PENANATMYULZUyhR
閻王:孫悟空!87Please respect copyright.PENANAIWTnx2G8iU
悟空:我是。你哪位?87Please respect copyright.PENANAztvd3ctUGB
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAknM5YGKlEd
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?87Please respect copyright.PENANAEGvf9WUi8n
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAj8iFWsFjLQ
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?87Please respect copyright.PENANAsETpCtf72l
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ0ANV84a1
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?87Please respect copyright.PENANAswJFTHo5uk
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAPssFF41gp6
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?87Please respect copyright.PENANASACz2uICfH
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAzJZaUzriCj
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?87Please respect copyright.PENANAu8AOlA0GGl
閻王:我是閻王!87Please respect copyright.PENANA2nL1Nh23xh
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!87Please respect copyright.PENANALJCIUlPYt5
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)87Please respect copyright.PENANAGxslrl1eOO
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJqSSo186SA
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……87Please respect copyright.PENANAblAl16TPAQ
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。87Please respect copyright.PENANAn5sTh34lrN
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)87Please respect copyright.PENANACMdLgs01aH
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。87Please respect copyright.PENANACTDhJEjF3G
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAUTWhYQUoEf
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAmSOnnfL3n2
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。87Please respect copyright.PENANANTaAZMZmZA
閻王:謝了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAKtdwjmKuPu
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwDfyp0XHYN
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANA1tSmge8XXO
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花87Please respect copyright.PENANATQzSdLaCZe
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。87Please respect copyright.PENANAAFAme3ywJB
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdkTsU2E4X4
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?87Please respect copyright.PENANA1YpUdSpCKL
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)87Please respect copyright.PENANAufC7AtMMFv
悟空:這是幹什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANADK9xVwqEJ9
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。87Please respect copyright.PENANAKU1mbJlWvd
悟空:是吧?那我套了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJhlaEIHGD9
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)87Please respect copyright.PENANADQViPuVXH6
悟空:這又是幹什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANA0eWJJhKwRJ
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。87Please respect copyright.PENANAL6Qiklen61
悟空:好!你套,你套。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbTOcTW7MAB
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)87Please respect copyright.PENANATSh1LaIRBk
悟空:這又是幹什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fbt5C6yH9
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7f31sIpg1J
悟空:哦。87Please respect copyright.PENANALDdXCYlNyk
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)87Please respect copyright.PENANAGZphHfP4oB
閻王:哈哈哈哈!87Please respect copyright.PENANAduFImKKrEq
悟空:哈哈哈哈!87Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZreJ9A3Mf
閻王:你笑什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANAzCCzFKRQG9
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAYBGchXIUpJ
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!87Please respect copyright.PENANAdR2J0M8pBU
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。87Please respect copyright.PENANArZ7vnzH8Pz
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!87Please respect copyright.PENANAr6NSlqoozg
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAyDg9iA4i91
悟空:什麽意思?87Please respect copyright.PENANAPfXYkeu6KZ
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!87Please respect copyright.PENANAAK7Uuy29w2
悟空:我活到300歲就死?87Please respect copyright.PENANA2zOHZysXuJ
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANA0zQUA9sFDl
悟空:誰寫的?87Please respect copyright.PENANAxLAwWOB3dz
閻王:我寫的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAy6BUG9vpqg
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。87Please respect copyright.PENANAC04ig7LiAz
閻王:不改!87Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Nw1WHxWG
悟空:我改。87Please respect copyright.PENANAePmunjNC3l
閻王:有本事你來改。87Please respect copyright.PENANAoEsSRyvkjF
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。87Please respect copyright.PENANAnfmXvRGVsn
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)87Please respect copyright.PENANAsxHMueOpML
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)87Please respect copyright.PENANAHiZTppT2Qi
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。87Please respect copyright.PENANAuXyJIjbyr9
閻王:來人!快快拿下!87Please respect copyright.PENANAriRTLOfVPC
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?87Please respect copyright.PENANAhPYvwc7nRW
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)87Please respect copyright.PENANAWWl4M1GWp9
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAmBs8gpvGCt
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。87Please respect copyright.PENANAYAKq9JR80S
閻王:啊漆!87Please respect copyright.PENANAeoVXM5Pakv
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一87Please respect copyright.PENANAr61mYGFoK6
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。87Please respect copyright.PENANAkljRchuGON
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)87Please respect copyright.PENANAj2WH4bPzdT
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!87Please respect copyright.PENANAzomoL2SwMW
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)87Please respect copyright.PENANAXsetzvW8SD
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。87Please respect copyright.PENANANUGzHCDSML
(又在後面加了一個0)87Please respect copyright.PENANAmIODJCD547
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2uNlNVWyw2
(又開始加0加0……)87Please respect copyright.PENANAiNtALS5Sf8
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)87Please respect copyright.PENANASsdp2jNSdQ
悟空:來人,續紙!87Please respect copyright.PENANASZjPZgxiFE
閻王:給。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwBDuaHauV4
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)87Please respect copyright.PENANAxdVgfaHctE
悟空:來人,續紙!87Please respect copyright.PENANAnr1u3AAkvR
閻王:給。87Please respect copyright.PENANASoLjtCivit
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)87Please respect copyright.PENANA1svkja1awO
悟空:你有沒有火機?87Please respect copyright.PENANAseWCMUxmSP
閻王:要火機幹嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAZQh0ZSg61y
悟空:燒掉這張紙。87Please respect copyright.PENANALGYpUkDaM7
閻王:啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANASOU4zx0B3h
悟空:火機伺候。87Please respect copyright.PENANADoubzR8MXI
閻王:沒有。87Please respect copyright.PENANAEtikTqe0CU
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZ39rWvehmf
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!87Please respect copyright.PENANAT14WKHzGJb
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。87Please respect copyright.PENANAyCFR6Fwv9O
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGc9Y1lw8OP
(哄!紙燒了)87Please respect copyright.PENANAwfbZouyilH
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAufbWtd7ce7
悟空:還有紙嘛?87Please respect copyright.PENANAbMCZgeVGk3
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfFuMClapcF
悟空:還有沒有紙?!87Please respect copyright.PENANAAePMJJwUEj
閻王:有。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhg3Q9jlBja
悟空:全部拿來。87Please respect copyright.PENANAu3F5NhkuXV
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAR25bsyXLlf
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!87Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q8WOR9L2e
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?87Please respect copyright.PENANAJnWSrwEYRH
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。87Please respect copyright.PENANAuXC4iNLsQR
閻王:我不寫了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAcHMgtIBpyz
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwDnjIOhGYM
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!87Please respect copyright.PENANAYBSjkpm2sn
(哄哄大火燒起!)87Please respect copyright.PENANA4BiDAKsTSq
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8M9cG1LjA
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAqZExXJ7yV2
閻王:額。。。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4UfUakmEKy
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)87Please respect copyright.PENANA0MYN0ALWmo
87Please respect copyright.PENANAtV80IRiO9Y
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