水簾洞內,悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。42Please respect copyright.PENANAl2xHXHKb0a
通背猿猴:大王,該起床吃午飯啦!42Please respect copyright.PENANAzoAka4iUl0
悟空(醒):咦,我剛剛睡覺了?42Please respect copyright.PENANAi31yHD8BQW
通背猿猴:大王,你不是剛剛睡覺,你是一直在睡覺。42Please respect copyright.PENANAuTwAkGuCUo
悟空:我一直在睡覺?42Please respect copyright.PENANA2mLiczFeAO
眾猴:一直在睡,一直在睡。42Please respect copyright.PENANAHJniO6Yao3
通背猿猴:信了吧。42Please respect copyright.PENANAhGzRXdvP1R
悟空:我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。42Please respect copyright.PENANAePbZzWyexe
通背猿猴:啊!大王,難道是……是閻王勾引你?42Please respect copyright.PENANAX9gkpcaHyP
悟空:通背,你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士,我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引?42Please respect copyright.PENANAXihM6C1XQw
通背猿猴:變態就能勾引。42Please respect copyright.PENANAeXw0NLhgRS
悟空:誰變態?42Please respect copyright.PENANAP0V2Ti9VWH
通背猿猴:當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZXg9T2H7E
悟空:不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。42Please respect copyright.PENANABeFbZ5IdYm
通背猿猴:閻王發明煙花字?42Please respect copyright.PENANAUiOZQiEZjE
悟空:你想多了解?42Please respect copyright.PENANAPXJpiP9xqr
通背猿猴:想。42Please respect copyright.PENANAbn0NXaL3bL
悟空:讓閻王勾引你一次。42Please respect copyright.PENANATlvN2FGNZZ
通背猿猴:不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。42Please respect copyright.PENANAATpyy5U4HG
靈霄殿,文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉,怒氣沖沖。42Please respect copyright.PENANALElLE7CEKi
玉帝:來人!把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。42Please respect copyright.PENANATriN2EHEzq
2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。42Please respect copyright.PENANAvlBMQl0ENd
玉帝:嗯?千裏眼,怎麽是你?42Please respect copyright.PENANAma4iTP8go9
千裏眼:是我。陛下,找我何事?42Please respect copyright.PENANAbR7oJPiArd
玉帝:我下令押的是廚師。42Please respect copyright.PENANAlAPOJOytJ3
千裏眼:廚師就是我啊。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGWYpbuv6QG
玉帝:你別騙我,要砍頭的。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcXyocxwZkm
千裏眼:沒騙你。前幾天,做飯炒菜的廚師患病,現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。42Please respect copyright.PENANAAW90iaqU9Q
玉帝:我牙疼。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3vDRzcbDYx
千裏眼:陛下,牙疼應該看牙醫。42Please respect copyright.PENANA9190wttifk
玉帝:混蛋!牙醫我早看了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAu9MZWrrSlI
千裏眼:那你找我?42Please respect copyright.PENANArDh4jtMMX9
玉帝:我問你,昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的?42Please respect copyright.PENANA25v6rAX4it
千裏眼:昨晚炸龍蝦,我先放的油,等油達到沸點,我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcYnAlAoaYh
玉帝:後來呢?42Please respect copyright.PENANAjLCjYCxKO4
千裏眼:炸好龍蝦,我把龍蝦撈出,放進盤子,撒鹽……42Please respect copyright.PENANAr3zY69Dvcg
啪!玉帝扔出一個雞蛋,砸在千裏眼臉上。42Please respect copyright.PENANAyzjz1YZHBf
千裏眼:陛下,我的工序沒錯。42Please respect copyright.PENANAZjbed9n2kG
玉帝:混蛋!昨晚吃龍蝦,我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊!疼死我了!42Please respect copyright.PENANA48GEpv8WVC
千裏眼:這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。42Please respect copyright.PENANAi9zoXNb2Nu
玉帝:傳東海龍王進殿。42Please respect copyright.PENANAhRkd3TPcMe
傳令官:傳……42Please respect copyright.PENANA4Vo9OjfBST
傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字,嗖——!地,龍王出現在靈霄殿上。42Please respect copyright.PENANAyxxIHOb0mi
龍王(大哭大嚷):陛下,你要替小龍做主啊!我不想活啦!真的不想活啦!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAxabPCmdUxt
玉帝:龍愛卿,你怎麽啦?42Please respect copyright.PENANAPtYtffGV8s
龍王:我不想活啦!不想活啦!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAUU1H9bk7cy
玉帝:龍愛卿,看你這般表現,你……你不會被人那個了吧?42Please respect copyright.PENANAtGl4nKy4xr
龍王:陛下,你說對了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAaN3B0yoWlN
玉帝:啊。42Please respect copyright.PENANAYp7uBOspZi
龍王:我東海龍宮被人強拆啦!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAm9YEhQbXbX
玉帝:噢,你是被人強拆。42Please respect copyright.PENANAlTA4sF2EBc
龍王:你要替小龍做主啊!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAuCoRQkSGKa
玉帝:你哭成這樣,損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是,會使人理解錯誤。42Please respect copyright.PENANA7KJFCuHzbm
龍王:是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。42Please respect copyright.PENANAliwmNro3Ms
玉帝:一個人拆的?42Please respect copyright.PENANAezL1NZAP1t
龍王:一個人。42Please respect copyright.PENANAA20igf4cBK
玉帝:挺厲害的。42Please respect copyright.PENANA9tJ6nHe8Wg
千裏眼:咳。陛下,龍蝦的事……42Please respect copyright.PENANAheSDJ6iku9
玉帝:龍愛卿,昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦,吃出一個石塊,我的一顆健康向上的牙,沒了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAdyFTei5Ip1
龍王:這個,這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。42Please respect copyright.PENANAr15sPMmWMn
玉帝:不解。42Please respect copyright.PENANA5VszeVDpJA
龍王:孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮,導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾,進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……42Please respect copyright.PENANAG14Joby3XG
玉帝:真是孫悟空惹的禍,我應該感謝孫悟空。42Please respect copyright.PENANAspZ58vr694
眾人:啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANAOOAb1o4sus
千裏眼:陛下,牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的?42Please respect copyright.PENANACJ49P4VsFM
玉帝:我早想鑲一顆金牙,現在嘴裏有了空位,可以實現我這個夢想了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAfEXAd1N6f8
眾人:恭賀陛下!42Please respect copyright.PENANAB9L4RQnV0Z
報——!42Please respect copyright.PENANAxIwZXstEcH
玉帝:何事?42Please respect copyright.PENANACpR1oIcwXr
傳令官:啟稟陛下,幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。42Please respect copyright.PENANA4wEwQkY6Q6
閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。42Please respect copyright.PENANAkjlzJLLhPj
閻王(大哭大嚷):陛下,你要替小王做主啊!我不想活啦!真的不想活啦!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAgLnuU6NLll
玉帝:又一個不想活的。閻愛卿,你怎麽啦?42Please respect copyright.PENANAIjAzrncC6L
閻王:我不想活啦!真的不想活啦!55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANA2yv8qPB7Dh
玉帝:閻愛卿,等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆,今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日,不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。42Please respect copyright.PENANAz18VH1PP1C
閻王:陛下,我幽冥界的紙張,被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了!42Please respect copyright.PENANAqhJawAispi
玉帝:又是孫悟空。42Please respect copyright.PENANA9EhFvthKqn
閻王:現在,我幽靈界上上下下,急需大量紙張。42Please respect copyright.PENANAQEWjF6IYVR
玉帝:急需?很急嗎?42Please respect copyright.PENANABXPCo1If4M
閻王:很急。42Please respect copyright.PENANAj7b5hvDZNl
玉帝:損失的又不是糧食金銀,急什麽。42Please respect copyright.PENANAID8h1bCL0l
閻王:很多人想上廁所,沒有手紙。42Please respect copyright.PENANAKcisVnhkDe
玉帝:額,這可真有點急。42Please respect copyright.PENANATWyEqSaiIo
閻王:陛下,你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄!42Please respect copyright.PENANA2Te2ig6RN3
玉帝:啊!生死薄那麽重要,你沒備份一份?42Please respect copyright.PENANAnIfCVbVMJ8
閻王:備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……42Please respect copyright.PENANAFv6IVq0Hir
玉帝:唉,那就重新修整一份。來人,送紙!42Please respect copyright.PENANABZFFaBF5uH
閻王:放火的孫悟空呢?那場火太大了,我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的,高溫不下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAof4kmkPc7v
玉帝:你不是有關節炎麽,你的地府陰暗潮濕,被大火醺醺,對你的關節康復好處多多。42Please respect copyright.PENANAyHBGNlWSPj
閻王(破涕為笑):那倒也是。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcDnKDSvCIm
玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙,下界回宮。42Please respect copyright.PENANAmttpMpX4Ck
玉帝請來牙醫,鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。42Please respect copyright.PENANAalqYBEEmLm
玉帝:諸位愛卿,孫悟空助我鑲金牙,又給幽冥界除濕去潮,功勞很大啊!42Please respect copyright.PENANAA3DrzHqlVU
眾仙卿:很大,很大。42Please respect copyright.PENANARDd9VdkT0d
玉帝:朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空?42Please respect copyright.PENANAuDgyBpRwx1
眾仙卿議論紛紛,太白金星出列。42Please respect copyright.PENANAv6DJninMIc
太白金星:陛下,你可以降一道聖旨,把孫悟空召到上界,給他一個官職,讓他為我天朝效力。42Please respect copyright.PENANAWJIy1LgLsm
玉帝:同意。42Please respect copyright.PENANAPj3j1aUYcS
42Please respect copyright.PENANAcadaaYEHn2
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