水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6i038xJNY
　　通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PVgEYSECC
　　悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKZ86pQwDW
　　通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsE6u4OPLE
　　悟空：我一直在睡覺？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI4CXvhsrB
　　眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLBL3BrYQZ
　　通背猿猴：信了吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp3fKOeTDT
　　悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3UM3oOTbe
　　通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoOWHty6Pd
　　悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkjjiz5oAW
　　通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvyHqRwsZH
　　悟空：誰變態？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogkChmuJxY
　　通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSngQ4p83id
　　悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFjIMDlKV6
　　通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8lqmJTTwe
　　悟空：你想多了解？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35OLjvThoo
　　通背猿猴：想。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbng3LiyNI
　　悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz6Jv0D4E7
　　通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMocx8846vK
　　靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xc3exJYze
　　玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY08LCk5KS
　　2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15CurMCu17
　　玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLreONEHOlR
　　千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PJSgZ0snW
　　玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gNoW4561F
　　千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNT2pEWlwX
　　玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD9O6HNnCP
　　千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6fZRgbEpN
　　玉帝：我牙疼。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazhJ6weq2y
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCLFoTNQ0J
　　玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ857o1dXJhX
　　千裏眼：那你找我？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJfJl8d7a5
　　玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cMpFebcKC
　　千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbtwi2WEDv
　　玉帝：後來呢？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qzz4Gi1Rr
　　千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKKPEABNXo
　　啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHnnC8SeAW
　　千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq4aYDQkXF
　　玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWXhQd6UEE
　　千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sHecny2Gh
　　玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKjzBcA4fN
　　傳令官：傳……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomSfmN3dl1
　　傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWU7V0joiP
　　龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMRlL2OgfI
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvI53InS4s
　　龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu4NvuofCp
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4euQxRWY1
　　龍王：陛下，你說對了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyeOu9RCsM
　　玉帝：啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAa2GkrffD
　　龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1hw6PtXeH
　　玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlkI65LkB0
　　龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Uo2DI91bG
　　玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS3KdCUp1n
　　龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdibj6NDlRA
　　玉帝：一個人拆的？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGH4GMvpnz
　　龍王：一個人。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jQ1NG0NW8
　　玉帝：挺厲害的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0aNA69P3V
　　千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlfm6etmHt
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLxOJYgqPs
　　龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrG569ZX2x
　　玉帝：不解。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nWaUlVFPa
　　龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJtvCGM3KC
　　玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jihZNzF3I
　　眾人：啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvfyt46yP6
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1II6ns8dsn
　　玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaWK8WquJ3
　　眾人：恭賀陛下！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0fOqLkx1V
　　報——！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEGwN5o56j
　　玉帝：何事？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rglHuo5SS
　　傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFR9z4es9r
　　閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8P6QDGMxo
　　閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWDeF5T9su
　　玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9dor9ufjc
　　閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0QyOH7F95
　　玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXXSQr6ugs
　　閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Y6Vhfr0M
　　玉帝：又是孫悟空。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqkcwI8cvL
　　閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTJcOx2Uhj
　　玉帝：急需？很急嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVDbL4czBW
　　閻王：很急。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP8xWXOBNp
　　玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOtS3gHFlN
　　閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hv9WXGJG2
　　玉帝：額，這可真有點急。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEmMI4jdDA
　　閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzFNfAVDZ5
　　玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgSHJb1zX9
　　閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwl9RL9cyG
　　玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGeGnX3LeK
　　閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolEYfW0bEv
　　玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YibAh0MaY
　　閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rS0k6g0TX
　　玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLaMgpC16c
　　玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJkDuRxLkS
　　玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mjl6k4Nm1
　　眾仙卿：很大，很大。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYNQVc5uy1
　　玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDgI61a6r8
　　眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GPs8F5pBr
　　太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXVhYNlMMY
　　玉帝：同意。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKjYTmHAPK
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