太白金星領聖旨,出南天門,腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。56Please respect copyright.PENANAp2E7aO1VNB
洞口附近,有一群猴子。56Please respect copyright.PENANALrJ6WScAKp
太白金星:額。這麽多猴子,哪個是孫悟空呀?56Please respect copyright.PENANAxn59SGxTsb
走近猴群。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6Hf0lcWo1m
太白金星:你是孫悟空?56Please respect copyright.PENANABjbo0f7Ckf
猴子甲:不是。56Please respect copyright.PENANAEKF97HTfhd
太白金星:你是孫悟空?56Please respect copyright.PENANAj2yc5qkFi3
猴子乙:不是。56Please respect copyright.PENANANcd4JSIDqP
太白金星:你是孫悟空?56Please respect copyright.PENANAr4yW3JCClt
…………56Please respect copyright.PENANAFCe4GK9B5X
問來問去,問到通背猿猴。56Please respect copyright.PENANATaiI3Whm6c
太白金星:你是孫悟空?56Please respect copyright.PENANAF41HPKT6hM
通背猿猴:孫悟空?沒聽說過。56Please respect copyright.PENANAIPeS36WC7u
太白金星:這裏沒叫孫悟空的?56Please respect copyright.PENANAIav9oJW7gk
通背猿猴:沒啊。56Please respect copyright.PENANAZsqqqutcOa
太白金星:這裏是花果山水簾洞吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAt3sbMP3PPG
通背猿猴:是啊。56Please respect copyright.PENANA4xo0ZS4NEs
太白金星:奇怪,花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了?56Please respect copyright.PENANA43iZTlKI9g
通背猿猴:你找孫悟空幹嘛?56Please respect copyright.PENANAVqjyjC3VQB
太白金星:我奉玉帝聖旨,召孫悟空上天做官。56Please respect copyright.PENANAQIgbqriMVE
通背猿猴:哦。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6aBKA4dDEr
太白金星:這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的?56Please respect copyright.PENANAaBmbfCtcuc
通背猿猴:沒有。56Please respect copyright.PENANAFEQuwPgpdm
眾猴:沒有,沒有。56Please respect copyright.PENANAm8cFMq7suJ
太白金星:唉,我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差?56Please respect copyright.PENANADqppd0qCDL
轉身要走,被通背攔住。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjsxbOCgexK
通背猿猴:孫悟空這名字不錯。我,我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。56Please respect copyright.PENANAP1zgtRfqy0
太白金星:這個……56Please respect copyright.PENANA14qu9ZNG3s
通背猿猴:找不到孫悟空,你怎麽向玉帝交差?56Please respect copyright.PENANAH1x8VEYtb9
太白金星:好吧,只能這樣。孫悟空,你我馬上上天。56Please respect copyright.PENANAPucu95eeQc
嘭——!的一聲,通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。56Please respect copyright.PENANASO8ybi9wDz
眾猴一看,是悟空拿著金箍棒,從通背腦後打了一棍。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gk8gLIToL
眾猴:大王!56Please respect copyright.PENANAOO0KsWX533
悟空:花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王,又名孫悟空,在此!56Please respect copyright.PENANAlYihyTa31G
太白金星:你是孫悟空啊!你也早點出來啊!56Please respect copyright.PENANApeZs9WUv9x
悟空:我還不夠早?我從水簾洞到這,路上還練了一段小跑。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7BbwEWi1KZ
通背猿猴摸著腦袋,從地上爬起來。56Please respect copyright.PENANAuQRP4oWOMk
通背猿猴:哎呀,好疼!好疼!大王,你也叫孫悟空?56Please respect copyright.PENANAVTOZtfZeyM
悟空:你被我一棍打暈,還能聽到我說話?56Please respect copyright.PENANAXZHiusPyIy
通背猿猴:我沒暈,我只是昏。56Please respect copyright.PENANAu1FM8CWrm2
悟空:為什麽冒充我?56Please respect copyright.PENANAOSjaBDkktn
通背猿猴:大王,我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好,我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字,是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰,所以冒充。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxoBmcPiuir
悟空:以後你只能敬仰,不能再冒充。56Please respect copyright.PENANAeskZa1Jn7F
太白金星伸出一根手指,圍著悟空,在悟空身上戳來戳去。56Please respect copyright.PENANAZUS4iirk2H
悟空:老頭,幹嗎?你這是在練一陽指麽?56Please respect copyright.PENANARhOy2goak4
太白金星:不,不。56Please respect copyright.PENANAicQr2qJYZP
悟空:你在練六脈神劍?56Please respect copyright.PENANAvn43wpjgQv
太白金星:也不,也不。56Please respect copyright.PENANA79x5qKmTo0
悟空:那你……56Please respect copyright.PENANA10N4OyQAdA
太白金星:我在上界,聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你,是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的?56Please respect copyright.PENANAFt5pS0G5Nb
悟空:我經受強光的沐浴和輻射,我石胳膊、石腿的,都發生質變,已經不是石頭。56Please respect copyright.PENANAsaVx4Wbzt6
太白金星:什麽發出的強光?有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦!56Please respect copyright.PENANAL1TaLFPnhT
悟空:發光的物體的形狀是圓形,從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響,發出萬道金光。金光過後,冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。56Please respect copyright.PENANAnd7SVcFcHy
太白金星:哈!是我們上界元子彈的神效!56Please respect copyright.PENANAtGhGesB8KP
悟空:元子彈?是什麽東東?56Please respect copyright.PENANAweFTQqTmTY
太白金星:是我們上界秘密研製的武器。56Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2GJkrqgXU
悟空:一聲巨響,發光又冒那麽多煙,還秘密研製?56Please respect copyright.PENANApPMsmpkCwZ
太白金星:你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年,治這個病也幾百年。今天,今天終於發現治療方法啦!56Please respect copyright.PENANA0vIOcfMD0f
悟空:不要放棄治療。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjQBWhAAXRP
太白金星:謝謝。56Please respect copyright.PENANAyju9G7cVfz
悟空:祝你早日康復。56Please respect copyright.PENANAJgIcHNh0Fi
太白金星:謝謝。56Please respect copyright.PENANAvljBDqF0sX
悟空:帶我上天做官。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjgh0XuRKPx
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。56Please respect copyright.PENANAKXt0AAIYLo
兩人來到靈霄殿,太白朝上禮拜。56Please respect copyright.PENANAMQ9IRJ0p5W
太白金星:臣領聖旨,把花果山的孫悟空召來了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAgl4Wy4gvkX
玉帝:愛卿,你怎麽去了這麽久?56Please respect copyright.PENANAIGOusLVN7O
太白金星:老臣到花果山,四處打聽孫悟空,都說沒這號人。後來呀,才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人,回來交差。56Please respect copyright.PENANAhUVEt3VIEi
玉帝(打哈):我等你等你,等的我在殿上睡了一覺。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6l33Qa1NZd
太白金星:陛下,孫悟空是第一次上天,第一次看到天上的美景,途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。56Please respect copyright.PENANAy0H2DbCpO0
玉帝:太白,你這麽大歲數的人,不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。56Please respect copyright.PENANAbTZvVZpVZz
悟空:咳,你要封我做官?56Please respect copyright.PENANAyOyaEvbxSA
玉帝:這位是?56Please respect copyright.PENANAM9aYiGmnL2
悟空:我就是第1個名字叫美猴王,第2個名字叫孫悟空,有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。56Please respect copyright.PENANAsch9P9iXjT
玉帝:你說你是孫悟空就行了,聽的我又想睡覺。56Please respect copyright.PENANAJt7tN7jtgU
悟空:要封官給我,就快封吧。封完官,你再睡一覺,養養精神。56Please respect copyright.PENANA4dJxvXZL9p
玉帝:諸位愛卿,天宮哪有閑置合適的官職?56Please respect copyright.PENANAAkgaFF9p17
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。56Please respect copyright.PENANAGo8jxm4lsF
武曲星:陛下,天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處,都不少官。56Please respect copyright.PENANAF1vKzlNlr3
玉帝(伸懶腰):愛卿,以後看到我想睡,說話要言簡意賅。56Please respect copyright.PENANABNYZJrLmV0
武曲星:咦,禦馬監正缺一個管事。56Please respect copyright.PENANAFFdMIeDeV9
玉帝:孫悟空,朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。56Please respect copyright.PENANAbAZ14NZAc8
悟空:弼馬溫是什麽官?56Please respect copyright.PENANAThQpo39i39
玉帝:看管天河的天馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7L1N4UF5fA
悟空:讓我看馬?56Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3KjORfZnF
玉帝:是天馬,會飛的馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANApyqTUtBdKH
悟空:還是馬嗎。56Please respect copyright.PENANAlAeEOI60ua
玉帝:天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬,飛來飛去,欣賞天宮的美景。56Please respect copyright.PENANAB4MVGyzSuT
悟空:下次召我,不會讓你久等。56Please respect copyright.PENANAZJJQ7PM0UL
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任,看到千匹天馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANANHZu0Wrmw2
悟空:天上的馬,會飛,都是神馬吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAnDvPfobd7K
副官:孫管事,天上的馬,是天馬。是不是神馬,不知道。56Please respect copyright.PENANAa3x5dXm3kI
悟空:你神馬都不知道?56Please respect copyright.PENANAesAdwWmyWR
副官:我真的不知道神馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjbtmRrAVGv
悟空:天上神仙騎的天馬,當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAIPsSKsFEQw
副官:明白。天馬就是神馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAKTrLFfWU6S
兩人走進馬群,一匹馬飛起來。56Please respect copyright.PENANAXff8uGGpa3
悟空:啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛?56Please respect copyright.PENANA6DWyYhLzj2
副官:神馬都能飛。56Please respect copyright.PENANAOIspctOMUS
悟空:我騎上一匹,先試飛一次。56Please respect copyright.PENANAhi7AaJmTsO
副官:管事,你不暈馬吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAoNSlw1Pxe9
悟空:暈馬?56Please respect copyright.PENANAqpbAB2Kil2
副官:騎馬頭暈。56Please respect copyright.PENANAnIbHrj1BQc
悟空:我騎馬,一向頭暈的是馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ81MuMHT8
副官:那就好。不暈馬的人,不用吃暈馬藥。56Please respect copyright.PENANAIAqbr5CMDq
悟空跨上一匹馬,準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAAVrFvWgbqy
悟空:幹什麽?我馬上要起飛了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAf0TZnxGLrN
副官:你不暈,馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。56Please respect copyright.PENANA3MIPEoLK3p
悟空:啊!造藥的醫生,是獸醫?是人醫?56Please respect copyright.PENANAixOhLVQ39K
副官:是仙醫。造的是仙藥,人獸通用。56Please respect copyright.PENANAtUSRf81oaU
副官拿來暈馬藥,馬吃下肚子。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjhROJ8sQiS
悟空:3、2、1,起飛!56Please respect copyright.PENANAKjrOzSGeFj
神馬托著悟空飛呀,飛呀,飛呀……56Please respect copyright.PENANAnknvQ5KFuN
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景,感覺有點累,返回禦馬監。56Please respect copyright.PENANAyrys1HotLT
副官:孫管事,馬沒暈吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAlOcQEjyJc2
悟空:沒。我累的快暈了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAwNQ1LpXZUe
副官:你吃點暈馬藥?56Please respect copyright.PENANAMIHwwyM5Nj
悟空:額,你留著自己吃吧。56Please respect copyright.PENANAoVpExL36fX
悟空正在禦馬監大睡,副官大叫著跑進來,驚醒悟空。56Please respect copyright.PENANAIOTsfqP2ic
副官:不好啦!不好啦!神馬暈倒啦!56Please respect copyright.PENANAQHp0on9L1d
悟空:什嘛暈倒啦?56Please respect copyright.PENANAOlrqbY3goW
副官:神馬!56Please respect copyright.PENANALA7wYi3OWJ
悟空:什嘛?56Please respect copyright.PENANAvrPbkoZwV1
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外,看到一匹神馬倒在地上。56Please respect copyright.PENANAGIIRflydJr
副官:孫管事,是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。56Please respect copyright.PENANA53Ad0XV9WT
悟空:吃過暈馬藥,怎麽會暈倒?叫獸醫。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6dUgJwssMK
副官:天宮沒有獸醫,只有仙醫。56Please respect copyright.PENANAlFkhVnIVxa
悟空:叫仙醫。56Please respect copyright.PENANAu6kH42ycHp
副官叫來仙醫。56Please respect copyright.PENANAUTj4xB56B6
仙醫遠近望了望馬,上下聞了聞馬,前後診了診,全身切了切。56Please respect copyright.PENANAhqWZVGbOTC
仙醫:管事,你看這馬,鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏,全身發熱。這馬,感冒了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAPrY6FerwIS
悟空:昨天還好好的,托著我飛來飛去。56Please respect copyright.PENANAcy4Zf5ragb
仙醫:飛什麽地方?什麽天氣?56Please respect copyright.PENANAAaZxxmyUJA
悟空:飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。56Please respect copyright.PENANAw5TbQjVhYC
仙醫:飛的高不高?56Please respect copyright.PENANA8VM5sAn8CI
悟空:人馬在天上,在高空飛行。56Please respect copyright.PENANAZ92l9MTAUV
仙醫:有沒有遇到高空中的氣流?56Please respect copyright.PENANA4JXTsDNNeJ
悟空:先遇到一股強大的冷氣流,後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。56Please respect copyright.PENANAbJsKQA6jo2
仙官:一冷一熱,有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣,會感冒。56Please respect copyright.PENANAMfc6HEgjHf
忽然,又有10匹神馬倒在地上。56Please respect copyright.PENANAFl0DYm3mqT
不一會兒,竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。56Please respect copyright.PENANAnxVOsF2cBr
仙官:開始傳染啦!56Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ8bEkYsCb
副官:孫管事,這可怎麽辦?!56Please respect copyright.PENANAKx9sboYImo
悟空:神馬的事要保密,不能傳揚。56Please respect copyright.PENANAwCVD6DHrUB
副官:大人放心,我會保密,不會讓你丟官。56Please respect copyright.PENANA97j9nSP7Zi
悟空:我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬,保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去,天宮會……56Please respect copyright.PENANAVCJJ51Q06M
副官:會怎樣?56Please respect copyright.PENANAZKy3M89Z5x
悟空:會很危險。56Please respect copyright.PENANAKFRnm1ZtAV
副官:那,這上千匹神馬倒在地上,怎麽掩人耳目?56Please respect copyright.PENANAXpLTzk538e
悟空:對外,說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器,代號**病毒。56Please respect copyright.PENANAX81fy0sUAS
副官:SM?56Please respect copyright.PENANAr1zTRVWNHX
悟空:天宮內部說起這件事,說是SM事件。56Please respect copyright.PENANAmERFrKXtZ4
副官:SM是什麽?56Please respect copyright.PENANAFNahe7MFmC
悟空:神馬兩字的首字母。56Please respect copyright.PENANAmQTRycdOEr
又過一會兒,1000匹神馬全倒在地上。56Please respect copyright.PENANA2VlWyYoz0L
副官:這……這是傳說中的1傳10、10傳100、100傳1000?56Please respect copyright.PENANAcaLXKrnQUt
仙官:快閃吧!56Please respect copyright.PENANANgMesO6kN0
悟空:這裏很危險,我要返回地球了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxW8461JUn3
孫悟空悄悄返回坐標在地球上的花果山。56Please respect copyright.PENANAyJOE8j99eC
56Please respect copyright.PENANAjhXoWhlcIw
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