孫悟空腳踩一朵雲,降到水簾洞。100Please respect copyright.PENANAOSTysRsqB2
悟空:本大王做官回來啦!100Please respect copyright.PENANAIE0wVFk8X2
眾猴:大王!大王!100Please respect copyright.PENANAJh0tG9oI0q
一群猴子圍上。100Please respect copyright.PENANAuy1s5u2Zi1
通背猿猴:大王,天上有官不做,你怎麽回來了?100Please respect copyright.PENANATsnWnEw32e
悟空:天上出現**事件,我躲避一陣兒。100Please respect copyright.PENANAWcPE9N7MQb
通背猿猴:是大王您不喜歡**。100Please respect copyright.PENANAhdrFPqhaO7
悟空:我喜歡的很。100Please respect copyright.PENANAcEYnCJYoW4
通背猿猴:在天上做官十幾年,你有什麽感想?100Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1FGDtqsmI
悟空:十幾年?我在天上只待了十幾天。100Please respect copyright.PENANARw0Z1dhf3J
通背猿猴:天上一天,地上一年。你在天上十幾天,我們在地上過去十多年。100Please respect copyright.PENANAuc1aW9ttqX
悟空:我的感想是,天上地下,時差太大。100Please respect copyright.PENANA74wgh4XSIP
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上做的什麽官?100Please respect copyright.PENANAoemILasbFk
悟空:弼馬溫。100Please respect copyright.PENANAIotzOQVDDM
通背猿猴:弼馬溫是什麽官?100Please respect copyright.PENANAAhVpSOZCtO
悟空:不明白麽?100Please respect copyright.PENANAlRQJyiyCcK
通背猿猴:不明白。100Please respect copyright.PENANAqTluEidUcI
眾猴:不明白。100Please respect copyright.PENANAgMfLljiCGf
通背猿猴:封的官別人都聽不明白,弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。100Please respect copyright.PENANAZCvwC079WW
悟空:齊天大聖?從哪來的靈感,想出這個?100Please respect copyright.PENANAE9KeK1yHZt
通背猿猴:大王,你已經300多歲,還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家!100Please respect copyright.PENANAzWVH5814os
悟空:好!從今天開始,叫我——齊天大聖。100Please respect copyright.PENANA12Yan43BOf
花果山上,掛出一面旗幟。100Please respect copyright.PENANAqcjxnhpzhw
天庭,靈霄殿。100Please respect copyright.PENANAlhfhCtplzS
武曲星:陛下,孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病,天馬都病倒在禦馬監。100Please respect copyright.PENANA5PpB2kH6OM
玉帝:啊!具體患什麽病?100Please respect copyright.PENANAOAegHU7cZl
武曲星:馬病。100Please respect copyright.PENANAbPIHXOT5qu
玉帝:具體什麽馬病?100Please respect copyright.PENANALrEM8HfBDe
武曲星:您最好親自巡視。100Please respect copyright.PENANAwFgWjtzuBo
玉帝:還用我親自去?100Please respect copyright.PENANAqEiQ0YJPTg
武曲星:上千匹天馬病倒在地,場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊?100Please respect copyright.PENANAnfhTiT5sQd
玉帝:起駕。100Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gao2jZ7aZ
玉帝帶著隨從,視察禦馬監。100Please respect copyright.PENANAYGiMH98FXm
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。100Please respect copyright.PENANA9kOZOy14km
玉帝:這馬什麽病?100Please respect copyright.PENANARhw3gnnfF6
仙醫:陛下,這匹馬已經死了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAE5eGo5JzYE
玉帝:我的天馬啊!55555……(大哭)100Please respect copyright.PENANALchu0TLH3J
仙醫:陛下不用難過,只死了一匹。100Please respect copyright.PENANA34JjFa4VjM
玉帝:朕一向愛馬如子,死一匹也不能接受!是誰,是誰害死我馬子的?!100Please respect copyright.PENANA5v37NR55vk
仙醫:是看馬的孫悟空。100Please respect copyright.PENANAuI3OjBN5yk
玉帝:來人!把孫悟空推出去,砍頭!100Please respect copyright.PENANAnEgDzALlWE
副官:孫悟空已經回花果山。100Please respect copyright.PENANAWv33ZNcfTP
玉帝:誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空?我要親手殺死孫悟空,為我的馬子報仇!100Please respect copyright.PENANAvTyd8yvJsP
托塔天王:微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。100Please respect copyright.PENANAxROODkXEET
玉帝:好!朕封你降魔大元帥,捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇!為我的馬子報仇!……100Please respect copyright.PENANAICF0HQrekW
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤,以巨靈神為先鋒,降至花果山。100Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6eoajqc65
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰,悟空帶領群猴迎戰。100Please respect copyright.PENANA7hQnvpivFo
巨靈神:孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!100Please respect copyright.PENANA7hRKgLoB7u
悟空:玉帝的馬子死了?100Please respect copyright.PENANAFT8iXQaHH6
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上泡玉帝的馬子?100Please respect copyright.PENANAQDKzScc5SL
悟空:純屬虛構!我在天上十幾年,沒碰到一個異性。100Please respect copyright.PENANAFDDD0S8rqB
通背猿猴:性壓抑十幾年?!100Please respect copyright.PENANAOmDZ7tGXsZ
悟空:也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差?100Please respect copyright.PENANA58LExZuFx4
巨靈神:放下武器,快快投降。100Please respect copyright.PENANAQughRdae4y
悟空:你轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官,我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。100Please respect copyright.PENANAKe6HGeZE4b
巨靈神:吃俺一斧!100Please respect copyright.PENANAAHCrNKrESZ
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,巨靈神敗回。100Please respect copyright.PENANAdkqy3Y0kzB
巨靈神:元帥,孫悟空很厲害。我打不過,敗了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAix7mxIy04q
托塔天王:你怎麽打不過敗的?100Please respect copyright.PENANA5bRP1ETjSx
巨靈神:我剛剛打的時候,你沒觀戰?100Please respect copyright.PENANAVecVadfRuD
托塔天王:觀戰了。100Please respect copyright.PENANA9b5rHpWxmy
巨靈神:你觀戰,應該看清我是怎麽敗的。100Please respect copyright.PENANA9NdzBoiNWP
托塔天王:我老花眼,距離太遠,沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的?100Please respect copyright.PENANAO5R3tyMl2n
巨靈神:我和孫悟空打了一會兒,打不過孫悟空,我就敗了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAqtsOXBOZxJ
托塔天王:你堅持再打一會兒,孫悟空就敗了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAtrFyf8vOM3
巨靈神:是吧?我怎麽沒想到這點。100Please respect copyright.PENANAh47WVFmjCQ
哪咤:我去接著打會兒。100Please respect copyright.PENANApC1WljsPcD
哪咤來了,腳踏風火輪,手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪,吸引了孫悟空。100Please respect copyright.PENANAWEdKF4Edk3
悟空:咦。你腳下冒火的輪子,是什麽西西?100Please respect copyright.PENANAci9JrWGm2A
哪咤:無敵風火輪。100Please respect copyright.PENANAQGRkVLlzcE
悟空:是吧。火的溫度高不高?100Please respect copyright.PENANA33gxD3v9Az
哪咤:謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。100Please respect copyright.PENANAwfEGufHBL4
悟空:我幫你介紹一筆生意,怎樣?100Please respect copyright.PENANAjogNIRAEBw
哪咤:嗯?介紹生意?100Please respect copyright.PENANAGtNtMm2m89
悟空:這冒火的輪子,有適宜人體的溫度,腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子,在我的花果山開個足療店,絕對可以發一筆。100Please respect copyright.PENANAWKqmIlHd7H
哪咤:你滾吧!孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!玉帝要殺你,為他的馬子報仇雪恨!100Please respect copyright.PENANAJo1ov6gCOb
悟空:玉帝的馬子真死了?100Please respect copyright.PENANAZsUfMukPic
哪咤:放下武器,快快投降。100Please respect copyright.PENANAMe1J9ur5gZ
悟空:你回去轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。100Please respect copyright.PENANAFE18Sm9GS5
哪咤:吃俺一槍!100Please respect copyright.PENANAlXi2GlbTvl
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,哪咤敗回。100Please respect copyright.PENANAQRb4bZm6xf
哪咤:父王,孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了,敗的和巨靈神一樣。100Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ewCAyeX5
托塔天王:你和巨靈神敗的一樣?100Please respect copyright.PENANAk4L5jIoPoJ
哪咤:敗的不一樣的是,巨靈神拿著斧子敗的,我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是,巨靈神敗回時跑得快,我敗回時跑的更快。現在,該輪到你出戰了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAsRG9E1pZop
托塔天王:讓我出戰?你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯,你們2個打不過孫悟空,我老胳膊、老腿,你還讓我出戰?!100Please respect copyright.PENANAFhheAbc7qF
哪咤:那怎麽辦?100Please respect copyright.PENANA5ggxXRotxM
托塔天王:撤。100Please respect copyright.PENANAIIwt5rCHRA
忽——!孫悟空在空中攔住三人,看到天王手中的塔。100Please respect copyright.PENANAAirXP7udzH
托塔天王:孫悟空,我們承認敗了,放我們一條生路吧。100Please respect copyright.PENANADEsEcrAKU6
悟空:咦。這塔做工不錯,還金光閃閃。100Please respect copyright.PENANAUhh7ggRbDo
托塔天王:你想要我的神塔,送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。100Please respect copyright.PENANA8bWzapYiBM
悟空:神塔麽?100Please respect copyright.PENANAmCxFYVNFsu
托塔天王:這神塔可大可小,還不夠神嗎?100Please respect copyright.PENANAQjCQEoxSjK
悟空:我再加一筆錢,神塔我買了!100Please respect copyright.PENANABazSj6YuJI
哪咤:你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎?100Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ4HSVUVBu
悟空:我這花果山上,全是樹木花草,一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此,花果山多一個建築,也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光,全部免費。100Please respect copyright.PENANAmIw5hWuMO0
哪咤:你滾吧!100Please respect copyright.PENANAuZweKOLDAC
三人返回靈霄殿。100Please respect copyright.PENANAAnJiKzt4cW
托塔天王:陛下,孫悟空太厲害,我等降魔失敗。100Please respect copyright.PENANAT99L0zryoL
玉帝:你們三個打不過孫悟空一個?100Please respect copyright.PENANA4rkYp4n9w4
托塔天王:我們是一對一的單挑,沒群毆。100Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Ob7cCBQO
玉帝:回去再戰,群毆孫悟空!100Please respect copyright.PENANAS7BTpN5uFa
巨靈神:陛下,孫悟空讓我轉告,他想做齊天大聖。100Please respect copyright.PENANAYrf7RnD1o8
哪咤:也讓我轉告。100Please respect copyright.PENANAdIU7tvTpMP
玉帝:快要死的人,要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰,記住,要集中火力——群毆!群毆!100Please respect copyright.PENANAWJQuFznnCI
太白金星:陛下,你再召孫悟空上天,封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕,他們3個再加幾個群毆,在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。100Please respect copyright.PENANAIv8M1JwivP
玉帝:好計謀。100Please respect copyright.PENANAZGBSw1YzhV
太白金星領聖旨,二次來到花果山。100Please respect copyright.PENANAjJm8DdUfmo
太白金星:孫悟空,我奉玉帝聖旨,請你上天,封你做齊天大聖!100Please respect copyright.PENANAj7AdfRV1OL
悟空:玉帝同意我做齊天大聖?100Please respect copyright.PENANAHwWTKKF3K8
太白金星:沒錯。100Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z9sBasJbw
通背猿猴:剛還打打殺殺,轉眼這麽快同意,會不會有陰謀?100Please respect copyright.PENANA1hFdmcqrqZ
悟空:不快吧?我等很久了。100Please respect copyright.PENANAPzHFoqsVW0
靈霄殿。100Please respect copyright.PENANANqHHTkX5wM
太白金星:孫悟空到!100Please respect copyright.PENANAHzIz57EISL
玉帝:這麽快到了?100Please respect copyright.PENANAqolI3xLJOQ
仙官:陛下,你已經在殿上睡了很久。100Please respect copyright.PENANACD0yOczjFe
悟空:玉帝,你要封我做齊天大聖?100Please respect copyright.PENANAdLtR7sq77p
玉帝:是滴。100Please respect copyright.PENANAzwEKbA3oAs
悟空:這次沒讓你久等吧?100Please respect copyright.PENANAnp3v692KIK
玉帝:我沒久等,我剛剛睡了很久。100Please respect copyright.PENANAFPOTiGEWYO
悟空:讓你久睡了。開封吧。100Please respect copyright.PENANAQN9pnZceqs
仙官:冊封開始!由西方太白金星主持。100Please respect copyright.PENANAUVa6oXA6Oh
太白金星:陛下,你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎?100Please respect copyright.PENANAdtc9Gzf1As
玉帝:我願意。100Please respect copyright.PENANAj31LTowxAC
太白金星:孫悟空,你願意做齊天大聖嗎?100Please respect copyright.PENANALTxKnuFNmh
悟空:我願意。100Please respect copyright.PENANAelEkyQbi20
太白金星:從現在開始,孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖,和天宮永結忠心,為我天宮效力。100Please respect copyright.PENANAXcySnfRcwO
悟空:這次換官職,讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽?100Please respect copyright.PENANAUIDvMegzR9
玉帝:上次封官讓你管動物,這次封官讓你管植物。100Please respect copyright.PENANA0iyehIJHY3
悟空:天上有動物神馬,不知會有什麽神植物?100Please respect copyright.PENANAYXdm3GhA7X
玉帝:我這次決定,讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。100Please respect copyright.PENANAbvdoGgbFL0
悟空:蟠桃園有什麽好?100Please respect copyright.PENANAGyxKpwpMJS
玉帝:蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地,有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮,四季花果不斷,100Please respect copyright.PENANAM082XJwb4q
是世外桃園。100Please respect copyright.PENANAG6XHD5nfBv
悟空:有山有水?100Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ioby8B4We
玉帝:只有灌溉用水。100Please respect copyright.PENANAjnQC5YaUh8
悟空:在蟠桃園堆幾座假山,跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈!100Please respect copyright.PENANA7bsUNVTgMT
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。100Please respect copyright.PENANA1P26QBHOyh
太白金星:陛下啊,蟠桃園是你的休閑之地,怎麽讓孫悟空占了?100Please respect copyright.PENANAU3u0lOcdPX
玉帝:那地方我早待膩了。還有,蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高,交給讓一個猴子管理,以後摘桃子方便多啦!100Please respect copyright.PENANA840IMMya34
100Please respect copyright.PENANATi5xp5kl5V
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