孫悟空腳踩一朵雲,降到水簾洞。112Please respect copyright.PENANAd4Y73iqSnj
悟空:本大王做官回來啦!112Please respect copyright.PENANAUn8hbgEFbu
眾猴:大王!大王!112Please respect copyright.PENANAS0dzwFTaGd
一群猴子圍上。112Please respect copyright.PENANAQznvFvPxeL
通背猿猴:大王,天上有官不做,你怎麽回來了?112Please respect copyright.PENANA2zHXuWLMtT
悟空:天上出現**事件,我躲避一陣兒。112Please respect copyright.PENANAtJf6iO1j0h
通背猿猴:是大王您不喜歡**。112Please respect copyright.PENANAC47RqI2It3
悟空:我喜歡的很。112Please respect copyright.PENANAMOcHwruoJI
通背猿猴:在天上做官十幾年,你有什麽感想?112Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ5MG0x7W5
悟空:十幾年?我在天上只待了十幾天。112Please respect copyright.PENANAIjN2TeviMT
通背猿猴:天上一天,地上一年。你在天上十幾天,我們在地上過去十多年。112Please respect copyright.PENANAfbhct2ETA6
悟空:我的感想是,天上地下,時差太大。112Please respect copyright.PENANAqU4ro2iyG8
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上做的什麽官?112Please respect copyright.PENANAIMnloCkSB3
悟空:弼馬溫。112Please respect copyright.PENANArVUfEJJjFd
通背猿猴:弼馬溫是什麽官?112Please respect copyright.PENANAcR44gfej8p
悟空:不明白麽?112Please respect copyright.PENANAWBYmnT3edk
通背猿猴:不明白。112Please respect copyright.PENANAuoOq42jiY3
眾猴:不明白。112Please respect copyright.PENANAxnn3vBfykl
通背猿猴:封的官別人都聽不明白,弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。112Please respect copyright.PENANAHfvUTjykIq
悟空:齊天大聖?從哪來的靈感,想出這個?112Please respect copyright.PENANArYtmouXeS9
通背猿猴:大王,你已經300多歲,還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家!112Please respect copyright.PENANAf8W9lgzFMX
悟空:好!從今天開始,叫我——齊天大聖。112Please respect copyright.PENANAjLfN73H6Al
花果山上,掛出一面旗幟。112Please respect copyright.PENANAyNqoFaw2cG
天庭,靈霄殿。112Please respect copyright.PENANALlJs0OL5zY
武曲星:陛下,孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病,天馬都病倒在禦馬監。112Please respect copyright.PENANAIooMNPDWPG
玉帝:啊!具體患什麽病?112Please respect copyright.PENANAmStd4x49IM
武曲星:馬病。112Please respect copyright.PENANABHXuE4Jxuq
玉帝:具體什麽馬病?112Please respect copyright.PENANAzs7448JPE4
武曲星:您最好親自巡視。112Please respect copyright.PENANA53U8ymLRQC
玉帝:還用我親自去?112Please respect copyright.PENANAfz8xRt8mIm
武曲星:上千匹天馬病倒在地,場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊?112Please respect copyright.PENANAq5wKK9TX4i
玉帝:起駕。112Please respect copyright.PENANA4YGuxSEoZ3
玉帝帶著隨從,視察禦馬監。112Please respect copyright.PENANAO7wmPG7KXN
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。112Please respect copyright.PENANAYyepQkSYqx
玉帝:這馬什麽病?112Please respect copyright.PENANAmpyGpoAPK4
仙醫:陛下,這匹馬已經死了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAOYi2eivfe9
玉帝:我的天馬啊!55555……(大哭)112Please respect copyright.PENANAdhZBbNfqfo
仙醫:陛下不用難過,只死了一匹。112Please respect copyright.PENANAGFtd8MxZTW
玉帝:朕一向愛馬如子,死一匹也不能接受!是誰,是誰害死我馬子的?!112Please respect copyright.PENANAr6MSOjCbTp
仙醫:是看馬的孫悟空。112Please respect copyright.PENANAVRbKTqLPSH
玉帝:來人!把孫悟空推出去,砍頭!112Please respect copyright.PENANAvfKTqjS5xX
副官:孫悟空已經回花果山。112Please respect copyright.PENANA0qVAKFpx7O
玉帝:誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空?我要親手殺死孫悟空,為我的馬子報仇!112Please respect copyright.PENANA7leWSbzFjl
托塔天王:微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。112Please respect copyright.PENANAiqdA225twb
玉帝:好!朕封你降魔大元帥,捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇!為我的馬子報仇!……112Please respect copyright.PENANAvn0rEv69OQ
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤,以巨靈神為先鋒,降至花果山。112Please respect copyright.PENANA23PgI06VHM
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰,悟空帶領群猴迎戰。112Please respect copyright.PENANAEyIB1x3x0O
巨靈神:孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!112Please respect copyright.PENANAbgN8UbJofv
悟空:玉帝的馬子死了?112Please respect copyright.PENANAkQGVeOHbQE
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上泡玉帝的馬子?112Please respect copyright.PENANA40cCR0J0gv
悟空:純屬虛構!我在天上十幾年,沒碰到一個異性。112Please respect copyright.PENANA9EAMU4XkxI
通背猿猴:性壓抑十幾年?!112Please respect copyright.PENANAwWn9oNIumz
悟空:也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差?112Please respect copyright.PENANA8BqjbD7iK0
巨靈神:放下武器,快快投降。112Please respect copyright.PENANAEy8CQnClfo
悟空:你轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官,我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。112Please respect copyright.PENANAmJQGy259UT
巨靈神:吃俺一斧!112Please respect copyright.PENANAUPAYz9wvdG
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,巨靈神敗回。112Please respect copyright.PENANAU2kyHOi0jF
巨靈神:元帥,孫悟空很厲害。我打不過,敗了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAIiSLpCfoQB
托塔天王:你怎麽打不過敗的?112Please respect copyright.PENANAT1UFCBsqn2
巨靈神:我剛剛打的時候,你沒觀戰?112Please respect copyright.PENANAPSi9ui9ZB9
托塔天王:觀戰了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAmq9f3daXu2
巨靈神:你觀戰,應該看清我是怎麽敗的。112Please respect copyright.PENANAIbIjYzLjse
托塔天王:我老花眼,距離太遠,沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的?112Please respect copyright.PENANAzD7lq2fzYL
巨靈神:我和孫悟空打了一會兒,打不過孫悟空,我就敗了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAnqGwbYnRXo
托塔天王:你堅持再打一會兒,孫悟空就敗了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAB9tIi4Wd8D
巨靈神:是吧?我怎麽沒想到這點。112Please respect copyright.PENANALc23S6VtzE
哪咤:我去接著打會兒。112Please respect copyright.PENANA4cQfk6Ykam
哪咤來了,腳踏風火輪,手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪,吸引了孫悟空。112Please respect copyright.PENANAHjfD29PtVg
悟空:咦。你腳下冒火的輪子,是什麽西西?112Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q7bKObZJc
哪咤:無敵風火輪。112Please respect copyright.PENANAiDiBQ88WMX
悟空:是吧。火的溫度高不高?112Please respect copyright.PENANAXyMRuRspG2
哪咤:謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。112Please respect copyright.PENANAMJfYcxdnuw
悟空:我幫你介紹一筆生意,怎樣?112Please respect copyright.PENANAnEw4W01ijU
哪咤:嗯?介紹生意?112Please respect copyright.PENANAwf0PzOJnkO
悟空:這冒火的輪子,有適宜人體的溫度,腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子,在我的花果山開個足療店,絕對可以發一筆。112Please respect copyright.PENANAksV53SiNOS
哪咤:你滾吧!孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!玉帝要殺你,為他的馬子報仇雪恨!112Please respect copyright.PENANAb9wqZVLfgb
悟空:玉帝的馬子真死了?112Please respect copyright.PENANApKXmicqd0i
哪咤:放下武器,快快投降。112Please respect copyright.PENANANbANujoIFS
悟空:你回去轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。112Please respect copyright.PENANAQCxq8rLbUC
哪咤:吃俺一槍!112Please respect copyright.PENANAZ53A0htEZT
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,哪咤敗回。112Please respect copyright.PENANA41YZku01lF
哪咤:父王,孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了,敗的和巨靈神一樣。112Please respect copyright.PENANAruMomUgDLi
托塔天王:你和巨靈神敗的一樣?112Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0qBMORT7D
哪咤:敗的不一樣的是,巨靈神拿著斧子敗的,我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是,巨靈神敗回時跑得快,我敗回時跑的更快。現在,該輪到你出戰了。112Please respect copyright.PENANAH49U3p6li0
托塔天王:讓我出戰?你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯,你們2個打不過孫悟空,我老胳膊、老腿,你還讓我出戰?!112Please respect copyright.PENANADzLL3Ua5wI
哪咤:那怎麽辦?112Please respect copyright.PENANAkiZxqy7Kvb
托塔天王:撤。112Please respect copyright.PENANA6UjiZVg8X1
忽——!孫悟空在空中攔住三人,看到天王手中的塔。112Please respect copyright.PENANACN5xe56R2A
托塔天王:孫悟空,我們承認敗了,放我們一條生路吧。112Please respect copyright.PENANAapIZpyVfpi
悟空:咦。這塔做工不錯,還金光閃閃。112Please respect copyright.PENANAxTS02Ktrs5
托塔天王:你想要我的神塔,送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。112Please respect copyright.PENANAAWMCtRd05i
悟空:神塔麽?112Please respect copyright.PENANAGzaHJsyqsQ
托塔天王:這神塔可大可小,還不夠神嗎?112Please respect copyright.PENANACqXFFthx3D
悟空:我再加一筆錢,神塔我買了!112Please respect copyright.PENANAgHb566eb6N
哪咤:你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎?112Please respect copyright.PENANAnpYHcy5ru2
悟空:我這花果山上,全是樹木花草,一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此,花果山多一個建築,也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光,全部免費。112Please respect copyright.PENANALuOGRvwnpR
哪咤:你滾吧!112Please respect copyright.PENANABoPROmpPrh
三人返回靈霄殿。112Please respect copyright.PENANADGuS0nVoW5
托塔天王:陛下,孫悟空太厲害,我等降魔失敗。112Please respect copyright.PENANAs9jUTloiFI
玉帝:你們三個打不過孫悟空一個?112Please respect copyright.PENANA52sZCvjnvg
托塔天王:我們是一對一的單挑,沒群毆。112Please respect copyright.PENANArzCqRdw4Ry
玉帝:回去再戰,群毆孫悟空!112Please respect copyright.PENANA4FEoZJ2npb
巨靈神:陛下,孫悟空讓我轉告,他想做齊天大聖。112Please respect copyright.PENANAl68qa2rvgG
哪咤:也讓我轉告。112Please respect copyright.PENANApzD7iMr26T
玉帝:快要死的人,要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰,記住,要集中火力——群毆!群毆!112Please respect copyright.PENANA886XSDuEgK
太白金星:陛下,你再召孫悟空上天,封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕,他們3個再加幾個群毆,在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。112Please respect copyright.PENANALJU1hKWffY
玉帝:好計謀。112Please respect copyright.PENANAKIFS50r6wR
太白金星領聖旨,二次來到花果山。112Please respect copyright.PENANAqUDBDRgZQ1
太白金星:孫悟空,我奉玉帝聖旨,請你上天,封你做齊天大聖!112Please respect copyright.PENANA9FfyZHjpQw
悟空:玉帝同意我做齊天大聖?112Please respect copyright.PENANAqnm9oUntXQ
太白金星:沒錯。112Please respect copyright.PENANAUauidjOOAB
通背猿猴:剛還打打殺殺,轉眼這麽快同意,會不會有陰謀?112Please respect copyright.PENANADVosC6D1EM
悟空:不快吧?我等很久了。112Please respect copyright.PENANACIDMBSqMZJ
靈霄殿。112Please respect copyright.PENANA5ofOgcYcm1
太白金星:孫悟空到!112Please respect copyright.PENANADHGOkXZobG
玉帝:這麽快到了?112Please respect copyright.PENANAKMP7UzdIOb
仙官:陛下,你已經在殿上睡了很久。112Please respect copyright.PENANAkwyNeZiLRX
悟空:玉帝,你要封我做齊天大聖?112Please respect copyright.PENANAUZy3m8LcGM
玉帝:是滴。112Please respect copyright.PENANApgIMOLThXX
悟空:這次沒讓你久等吧?112Please respect copyright.PENANATb6IGExp0M
玉帝:我沒久等,我剛剛睡了很久。112Please respect copyright.PENANAd38JZmOik1
悟空:讓你久睡了。開封吧。112Please respect copyright.PENANANg96aFeONA
仙官:冊封開始!由西方太白金星主持。112Please respect copyright.PENANAWy4jpPw0lo
太白金星:陛下,你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎?112Please respect copyright.PENANAvrQtkDVjO0
玉帝:我願意。112Please respect copyright.PENANA4cKdJ8NF0P
太白金星:孫悟空,你願意做齊天大聖嗎?112Please respect copyright.PENANAWH8NjpQ7qh
悟空:我願意。112Please respect copyright.PENANAkcDN5EdYvE
太白金星:從現在開始,孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖,和天宮永結忠心,為我天宮效力。112Please respect copyright.PENANAWFQcdHSU14
悟空:這次換官職,讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽?112Please respect copyright.PENANADbOQyoyGc5
玉帝:上次封官讓你管動物,這次封官讓你管植物。112Please respect copyright.PENANAlRghywSvUT
悟空:天上有動物神馬,不知會有什麽神植物?112Please respect copyright.PENANAvyA2n36jXH
玉帝:我這次決定,讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。112Please respect copyright.PENANAgu4AoSN1ON
悟空:蟠桃園有什麽好?112Please respect copyright.PENANA5xbZchb2yg
玉帝:蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地,有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮,四季花果不斷,112Please respect copyright.PENANABzqyzPdGZe
是世外桃園。112Please respect copyright.PENANAL7momJSPjp
悟空:有山有水?112Please respect copyright.PENANAc3tnhdFKHP
玉帝:只有灌溉用水。112Please respect copyright.PENANAx8YuWeQJQT
悟空:在蟠桃園堆幾座假山,跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈!112Please respect copyright.PENANALyfJJgvvot
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。112Please respect copyright.PENANAu2MCmHFh1W
太白金星:陛下啊,蟠桃園是你的休閑之地,怎麽讓孫悟空占了?112Please respect copyright.PENANAYn6A7JRmVE
玉帝:那地方我早待膩了。還有,蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高,交給讓一個猴子管理,以後摘桃子方便多啦!112Please respect copyright.PENANArTZyrVgJV1
112Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zqie2rEjY
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