孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihoZCvFve6
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kwXGrvPt4
眾猴：大王！大王！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzCYFOg5RJ
一群猴子圍上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9IIpgAs09
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi1z4dRgJ1
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9EyZDCLG4
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x7K44ewu7
悟空：我喜歡的很。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G5VARGsfO
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpy3dkWPJv
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D8o7QzIWE
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2gXe3w8jA
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb4YjhwxHY
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kThdnVNBS
悟空：弼馬溫。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzypcivU0Mb
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4swWrO0p0R
悟空：不明白麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKMIUQxzwU
通背猿猴：不明白。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwxH5JlTfZ
眾猴：不明白。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCW99OVPbW
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKcs4qGXf0
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQRtqgmWfS
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyuhfikoqc
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxJVET224B
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0GoaDJQ8M
天庭，靈霄殿。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBPT5zluec
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPXsaj2SxK
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nBTLIsVuY
武曲星：馬病。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYlNX3JjDS
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpZegHcUqz
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDwecJU5w8
玉帝：還用我親自去？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RgQqkx77Z
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x82v8QVbW
玉帝：起駕。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwZDGbE5TU
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl5N4iKkcD
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxJKuCGgKR
玉帝：這馬什麽病？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxou7q1aWZ
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJrO3oXocw
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOAxS6lVoO
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5HpF95eH6
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqClGABB5x
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTywSdSnAzP
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUINuAb07p
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfa4IZ15Tu
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0ZE1AJHv0
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNVGwXyr6t
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO76NHu2vK
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhgYAZhGJo
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuvCU2hqkY
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKGDWCYSgx
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKx59jS5pb
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdJs0Q7iDJ
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcbS6DDyJl
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXvZxbz5T6
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GG6ZCfyje
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb6M6FYTKB
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD91sQFmw5
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr34t4Ql75o
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHGZ6ozpQ7
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4NS5VawBK
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmADMoDZt4f
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqOt4FZeE3
托塔天王：觀戰了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy99vzVTmw
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BnM8Hq3ds
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiDOUDzpwC
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCelr36u5q
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJWl0iQAOX
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhCp8OURa8
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoCIfH0iO5
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWTtP07jpc
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DD3u3COQf
哪咤：無敵風火輪。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvt0b1XOxm
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5IPYzwCsJ
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RTmfHqxhU
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOk97xp6pv
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOeriKTmpr
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RsiNolIfX
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUuIaMjcON
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h4KwYBhiF
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsrBPjOEe6
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IyeRMw5wk
哪咤：吃俺一槍！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrcfhHx9dC
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXg5bDuppm
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSxiDQjiGn
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQtbf9sWmb
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfWGkGQMEa
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISKzejEPZw
哪咤：那怎麽辦？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K9P7htyMC
托塔天王：撤。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqu1zUi9cV
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWS4YcPtRU
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEjOhxJgpV
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfKT6rcqe5
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlV4fhienw
悟空：神塔麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Utsh63l5H
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGWKWJs9bU
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrABGdqcv7g
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp1sjtqW8S
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu4uhisZm6
哪咤：你滾吧！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z5DZAIBWZ
三人返回靈霄殿。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGTD4iDClM
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgsb6VK4v4
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCmUqoREeT
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TxaFm155g
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz7HRNiOjO
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBOVDiDAC5
哪咤：也讓我轉告。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oDJtY3Pe5
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDlb9sh3BE
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQs2MW7FbR
玉帝：好計謀。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSomfFTegq
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGmSypWDJi
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ343Vzk2jP7
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHcloNoQei
太白金星：沒錯。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX6DcsAzyH
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsLWLnoUe4
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm1kV1ERfb
靈霄殿。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwKo7Tm6vt
太白金星：孫悟空到！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5j3l6T6tM
玉帝：這麽快到了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx78Hyr7Td5
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV781U3k1M
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVFoek4cPE
玉帝：是滴。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq3c6RWnBf
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI96Ex2YIf
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdO15cwrdm
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj4cPwMr34
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWNrKSGqHh
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTLHJvSNvL
玉帝：我願意。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkcaF8xKVe
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBGdzm9kDK
悟空：我願意。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJawT9qS5s
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjpcNshHsj
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yOavv9NAT
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJoTB5tvAs
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLEroEcJVG
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6HjghStwZ
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cS3L8drgw
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76VqXid5dv
是世外桃園。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNlaAH8GOp
悟空：有山有水？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBESbFLfr2w
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fJIT66HEN
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbypkDBJRwa
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuTSAi8myC
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTALaEuhmF2
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4KQVBxkOn
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