孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。91Please respect copyright.PENANArOh77oiaPt
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。91Please respect copyright.PENANA5QyQe5hTtj
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。91Please respect copyright.PENANA6C3avneOp1
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?91Please respect copyright.PENANALtFDRwFJiB
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。91Please respect copyright.PENANA0cUQ13wUT7
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。91Please respect copyright.PENANAXKZEbLJbBM
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。91Please respect copyright.PENANABxiAp8duDz
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?91Please respect copyright.PENANAdJTefurFI2
悟空:是。91Please respect copyright.PENANAc5DFDfjNtD
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。91Please respect copyright.PENANAaoYo0JA9EE
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。91Please respect copyright.PENANAcOlOWiSGds
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。91Please respect copyright.PENANAfFChCYyvFK
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?91Please respect copyright.PENANAVglYhS0IlQ
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。91Please respect copyright.PENANA8QIcNTTEyp
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。91Please respect copyright.PENANABawikMJKg3
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJwzj3RKW6M
悟空:很需要。91Please respect copyright.PENANAQmSC7UUXay
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。91Please respect copyright.PENANAvBtooofGkl
悟空:看到了。91Please respect copyright.PENANA46RqD4LUu6
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。91Please respect copyright.PENANAdtqlwKOsSo
悟空:也看到了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAWgnDrMpozs
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。91Please respect copyright.PENANAQnLLI7joFO
悟空:這點不知道。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5AMRMfpwA
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。91Please respect copyright.PENANAYnV9P0pFFE
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?91Please respect copyright.PENANA2JpQKBpuP6
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。91Please respect copyright.PENANAcwkyjgKVxe
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。91Please respect copyright.PENANAAojH0SRCHk
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。91Please respect copyright.PENANA10HYOOoRIC
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?91Please respect copyright.PENANAh7SZFcwVdC
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。91Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rhtx5jOBe
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,91Please respect copyright.PENANAIgnoFwNQPv
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?91Please respect copyright.PENANAebhtGX5cu9
土地:好耶!我早餓了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAaRD7OH2axr
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。91Please respect copyright.PENANA9crzFFbRX9
悟空:我吃飽了。91Please respect copyright.PENANA3AQoPeIP5x
土地:我早吃飽了。91Please respect copyright.PENANA1YcJx3vkjn
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。91Please respect copyright.PENANA5PIwDBZzTS
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。91Please respect copyright.PENANAk819H852YL
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。91Please respect copyright.PENANAIAq5q5Qsti
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?91Please respect copyright.PENANA3P6NI9tVCW
悟空:打包帶回家。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2PkB2Jozf
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJVLJ6AV2UM
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。91Please respect copyright.PENANAq9DUsycAlw
土地:這下變安全了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAZoi9rHPcIi
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。91Please respect copyright.PENANAIbPDT2SJuy
土地:你我繼續清理。91Please respect copyright.PENANARFThbGrs0U
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。91Please respect copyright.PENANAjLTAICX0I5
土地:這樣更安全啦。91Please respect copyright.PENANAb5pMffkCFO
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。91Please respect copyright.PENANAOCIHIsMdDa
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。91Please respect copyright.PENANAxbLqNomYdB
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?91Please respect copyright.PENANAoQlJV8NSCe
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。91Please respect copyright.PENANAss86MMIC32
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?91Please respect copyright.PENANAq5bewXimte
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。91Please respect copyright.PENANAp38rxyJpa9
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7Wn8PjxSA
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。91Please respect copyright.PENANABxJHvKirNB
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?91Please respect copyright.PENANAZoXzXCCGRj
仙女:很多人。91Please respect copyright.PENANA5wXi6VtJAn
悟空:說說。91Please respect copyright.PENANAmjjb2AxP5h
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。91Please respect copyright.PENANAsc7oH4iO6X
悟空:人挺多的。91Please respect copyright.PENANAFhi9BjBpC3
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。91Please respect copyright.PENANAoSf0Ak4Lrd
悟空:還有哪位?91Please respect copyright.PENANAAbD76cK1As
仙女:沒了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAb79I7kW5TB
悟空:人也沒多少。91Please respect copyright.PENANAnff3dnVS2c
仙女:摘桃。91Please respect copyright.PENANAShorQaSWaV
悟空:怎麽沒請我?91Please respect copyright.PENANArXfxSlUPSU
仙女:座位滿了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAz8Jm2QkhSY
悟空:理解。91Please respect copyright.PENANAgELwW1xXtK
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAj1xiwCdNYP
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!91Please respect copyright.PENANA8xaB0zClCA
悟空:怎麽?91Please respect copyright.PENANA34xwwUJojR
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!91Please respect copyright.PENANAdlkl5I3Yec
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!91Please respect copyright.PENANAKHYEqtaymR
土地:你不知……91Please respect copyright.PENANAqf9n3xWYSq
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。91Please respect copyright.PENANAf12YBnoS0J
悟空在樹上睡著了。91Please respect copyright.PENANABuY5pHPwJd
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。91Please respect copyright.PENANAMdvHc9RC0M
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?91Please respect copyright.PENANAAEBl6Nhrna
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。91Please respect copyright.PENANAID8oXLuXne
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?91Please respect copyright.PENANAcQsElHdMrO
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。91Please respect copyright.PENANAZYURvGja1C
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?91Please respect copyright.PENANAtYjLhNeeFB
土地:有。91Please respect copyright.PENANAEYnF9w1Q8L
悟空:你怎麽不早說!91Please respect copyright.PENANAyyBvWasyuJ
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。91Please respect copyright.PENANAEKM6T7TgqQ
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。91Please respect copyright.PENANAI38Uw2wUi0
土地:你去哪?91Please respect copyright.PENANAXpIXdrFXut
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。91Please respect copyright.PENANAIxVLmTVyQF
土地:王母沒請你。91Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z0EAwXyqq
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。91Please respect copyright.PENANAPQOhX1lBmu
土地:你說你不去。91Please respect copyright.PENANAY3WIpdW1k5
悟空:我現在想去。91Please respect copyright.PENANAdzXUtrxd9J
土地:小心。91Please respect copyright.PENANAksFRSkbEF7
悟空:放心。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJSncEhxTn8
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。91Please respect copyright.PENANAbLH5raPvXi
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?91Please respect copyright.PENANAgAFjqOiQch
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。91Please respect copyright.PENANAnC30HOXxa2
悟空:大仙去哪?91Please respect copyright.PENANARAY2pscACa
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。91Please respect copyright.PENANAWOd0MiwtKk
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。91Please respect copyright.PENANAJZLncUvFUq
赤腳大仙:啥意思?91Please respect copyright.PENANA27lWRT8WZZ
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。91Please respect copyright.PENANAopZ9xONal3
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。91Please respect copyright.PENANA5HRgLUpkRJ
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。91Please respect copyright.PENANAQmFT6jEph2
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?91Please respect copyright.PENANA4jgv9uiNiN
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。91Please respect copyright.PENANAYKYQ1HPoTi
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。91Please respect copyright.PENANAvWZpRtxKKU
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。91Please respect copyright.PENANAeqAji3kGBv
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!91Please respect copyright.PENANAyc8ENkEiNR
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。91Please respect copyright.PENANAWoRzZMIoLD
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!91Please respect copyright.PENANAqjMcMwfrIf
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。91Please respect copyright.PENANAMoAtfcdYS7
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。91Please respect copyright.PENANAYBkj6OZfkz
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。91Please respect copyright.PENANAKppYtUSHJ8
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。91Please respect copyright.PENANATtlx7xtown
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。91Please respect copyright.PENANAqtLgtM84LU
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。91Please respect copyright.PENANAOd5IbCzEd2
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!91Please respect copyright.PENANAa9wdkQwFNz
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。91Please respect copyright.PENANAfPpO1YUhSs
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。91Please respect copyright.PENANAlqdFAftgnc
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。91Please respect copyright.PENANA2E8brzp4Xz
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。91Please respect copyright.PENANAX0AgC68K46
91Please respect copyright.PENANAPlDOXzwe4V
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