孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。87Please respect copyright.PENANADFQ1ufRd2q
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbe086ndgdB
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxfvXKrtnla
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?87Please respect copyright.PENANAwn801smrSE
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。87Please respect copyright.PENANA9TFFqX8Apx
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWj81N4HoL6
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。87Please respect copyright.PENANAabFgaN5pEN
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAOImY0FyIUv
悟空:是。87Please respect copyright.PENANApuhpYWlN0l
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。87Please respect copyright.PENANActUxJNrSve
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAR99Z9Ozvzl
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。87Please respect copyright.PENANAOfSv8fvmpC
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?87Please respect copyright.PENANA50Zm0AZ5Iu
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbmcKBEpD0p
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANAORxgktWzGU
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。87Please respect copyright.PENANAEKH1pEPE6R
悟空:很需要。87Please respect copyright.PENANAkOA0lUFkW8
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。87Please respect copyright.PENANARJANtwSi1W
悟空:看到了。87Please respect copyright.PENANASA7DwuaWIh
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。87Please respect copyright.PENANAnMlnkGOhWi
悟空:也看到了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIrlFpv1ZcW
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。87Please respect copyright.PENANAypxHyMRVQs
悟空:這點不知道。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUtC5A2TAZD
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQYzcgHyGHR
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANA9VS7drnhdi
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUB37iyilYK
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。87Please respect copyright.PENANAjEl8GdRawC
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8XDfUbFqFw
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?87Please respect copyright.PENANAV0VYcjReFy
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。87Please respect copyright.PENANANDUv9n64Ma
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,87Please respect copyright.PENANAg6DBJVpwVC
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAjYcXZpyASD
土地:好耶!我早餓了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQhCp6qt4bo
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。87Please respect copyright.PENANA1U5ov4mDVK
悟空:我吃飽了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAYaCa55sQLo
土地:我早吃飽了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAa1tPRkfbUH
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。87Please respect copyright.PENANAheU6X95Ghp
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。87Please respect copyright.PENANABczlZiq6F2
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。87Please respect copyright.PENANADIKlMBI1lw
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAFGekQd9bBJ
悟空:打包帶回家。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0ynaJ6nwbS
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。87Please respect copyright.PENANAi6EulH7jsR
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。87Please respect copyright.PENANAFOFdwGpNAQ
土地:這下變安全了。87Please respect copyright.PENANALwlNoIVeF5
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGmyOfxqC1s
土地:你我繼續清理。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7r02Loq7kq
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZjGRP97TPe
土地:這樣更安全啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANAOHzgMj1rCo
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6Pt2QTOCXo
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。87Please respect copyright.PENANAXs71EEWDiR
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?87Please respect copyright.PENANA7DdIXmh3B5
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAi30TA0F7LE
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?87Please respect copyright.PENANAK7dHTNdRWF
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。87Please respect copyright.PENANAFhbeBeWxQz
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxiDMKVb0dm
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWhqkL0GSPH
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?87Please respect copyright.PENANAFNdbUI0sSj
仙女:很多人。87Please respect copyright.PENANApeCN7QoAyy
悟空:說說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAePqFAjyURD
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。87Please respect copyright.PENANAHL3NgqUoVt
悟空:人挺多的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAySi3rOQiBb
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。87Please respect copyright.PENANAr4rIPNE7AC
悟空:還有哪位?87Please respect copyright.PENANAXZdp3jjKKT
仙女:沒了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWSEhMBZpPx
悟空:人也沒多少。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7fKXKEKRgX
仙女:摘桃。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdWg9jPWr7a
悟空:怎麽沒請我?87Please respect copyright.PENANAVtu8gfwcfZ
仙女:座位滿了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAALGa7MU19U
悟空:理解。87Please respect copyright.PENANAjxI7iAO8KW
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWTEMzbtpAS
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!87Please respect copyright.PENANAww4rzG5hIp
悟空:怎麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANALl9zn5OoXu
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!87Please respect copyright.PENANAoNmDBt7Hbd
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!87Please respect copyright.PENANAO4X0eFuyrK
土地:你不知……87Please respect copyright.PENANAWWri3PYh2V
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。87Please respect copyright.PENANAb3TadvTLN3
悟空在樹上睡著了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ1Og33J9g
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。87Please respect copyright.PENANAAcucvq2wnT
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?87Please respect copyright.PENANArph0nWwmnY
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQRNzIlWtKV
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?87Please respect copyright.PENANAL2kpl05Dm4
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。87Please respect copyright.PENANAj7Z4z15U3E
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?87Please respect copyright.PENANAkWySVxrrzY
土地:有。87Please respect copyright.PENANAVgZSAINSGJ
悟空:你怎麽不早說!87Please respect copyright.PENANATVMoFbScYc
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6W4DYOhXw4
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。87Please respect copyright.PENANASB3VyvlRKD
土地:你去哪?87Please respect copyright.PENANAVeQT7oY6jX
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。87Please respect copyright.PENANAtYH7fJ9GTu
土地:王母沒請你。87Please respect copyright.PENANAAmRmSoDLOS
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0lyZwWy3le
土地:你說你不去。87Please respect copyright.PENANAObYRRJi8mp
悟空:我現在想去。87Please respect copyright.PENANAOShkhhr4UK
土地:小心。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2camTCFE7Y
悟空:放心。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfpKd9WqByv
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。87Please respect copyright.PENANAopK7MBuntS
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?87Please respect copyright.PENANAOfu7fRtnMo
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。87Please respect copyright.PENANAaXc3c7ADBy
悟空:大仙去哪?87Please respect copyright.PENANA1oILkzDIEw
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。87Please respect copyright.PENANArSyfvKEccT
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWrJ3rmI75x
赤腳大仙:啥意思?87Please respect copyright.PENANAwpeBN6wdSS
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJgUWSf4gn3
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。87Please respect copyright.PENANACWeqM9goy1
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhlIQp8PtnG
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?87Please respect copyright.PENANArLGDKEDlSm
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。87Please respect copyright.PENANARfIBmCu2Og
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。87Please respect copyright.PENANAzgWmRQHsXD
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。87Please respect copyright.PENANAspuFEol8LD
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAoI4aDyNYk0
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。87Please respect copyright.PENANAHCmK60uqCO
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAtMZnAV2EXs
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0V94NruaeW
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。87Please respect copyright.PENANACJHjtzQ2I6
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgg8yXWmlqL
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJv0UXeQYIp
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQDGixKW9Cj
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6LOwLUvNS
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANA61FTgR73Zz
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。87Please respect copyright.PENANAPXnxOyfZmL
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。87Please respect copyright.PENANANE93iuBTBW
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。87Please respect copyright.PENANALAOmuTbGfN
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ2kL1gBto
87Please respect copyright.PENANAM8o2cKoEHl
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