孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0jJkS9Se4
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wIoPieBUP
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrEy7zdDj8
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVK66S1o3P
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRlGYGOgqr
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn2qSlVgUF
悟空：你半年前這麽說。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3DssXno2i
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaCbfbGa6s
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U4MI9VF3b
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmiP116xvL
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82PJ9EIh9V
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mauzlSn0v
悟空：想我想哭了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGtAPIidQd
通背猿猴：嗯。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeaWMSVIur
悟空：額。（吐了一口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nT8vvilEH
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkckTnGgf3
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqt2xQh0vs
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG88aWUGPzo
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEglKuXj3XH
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHylG4odJL2
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cs6drEUZl
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9BZwwKVjB
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9sN5xREy3
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdMIRQp6hq
悟空：我累了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlf0m5O0SS
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLujCgDWj2
通背猿猴：是醉了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG1ZyrCDU1
天宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcdDy1OLMi
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUcdAtgoi3
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6GJqndXpW
玉帝：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NDYncNi1m
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQiylrxOIt
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1jtjWpjPx
玉帝：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbowHL7dBs5
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZI3ksC6TR
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTeZ2coqJX
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjvtPFsNZJ
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkufDTCIB6
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWaRdkGXM9
托塔天王：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtNyJBxSvG
哪咤：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLivivQwmFy
巨靈神：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyMajNwRfr
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtlRM7nmwv
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMTMunkEJ7
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1L5GuLrIF
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllnvvRmKVN
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBHP4dw1qn
托塔天王：一定做到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi4yLLhIJ0
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgAWYfEmdS
路上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyYwdrjEkg
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2libWUTv3
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fFQXz9HqR
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIei04rfC9K
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjF5ZrQDPq
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eLNxFQ3iS
托塔天王：我看行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u11NUMFht
巨靈神：我看不行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomlbxYTag2
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pi08U9t1J
巨靈神：我看也行了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLxDPjohyr
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yhud5I1zJ
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImTgkFw95Z
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6EJWadBLl
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFstrqRKvh
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMqEypCfjQ
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyhQn3GDTk
悟空：群毆？你們3個？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMw1sJWJ7B
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEK0DqvAng
悟空：總共10萬多3人？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgInhk94ek
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJPB1Uf1IF
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAjcP6NZTI
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasFvaJLKyB
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl9KSBXDtG
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKPFdzLQGg
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzn5SmCkiD
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMjPwqQdDr
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p9Yr2hUoT
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN7SX1pT3l
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbxlv2XiXZ
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rw3sNPRQf
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdDUD3BRx9
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHokG4KUw0
哪咤：陛下！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB29i9c4DvT
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHaGVYLoTq
哪咤：急需增兵。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULL15WgPvL
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrivr2MPaUR
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwMKrLyyYX
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3V47GyQAb
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmnWSv5hxu
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnSgYGO1yk
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIZRbjPszZ
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm8qbK6yl8
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNYXunbD6C
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTITEphVt6
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJLtFvhuGe
觀音：我推薦一位。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LfCXRLUqz
玉帝：直說。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAs4fAfj11
觀音：二郎神。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43hobe7tPf
玉帝：2——郎神？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9SthxQJQs
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qD72eKFYH
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZZgr9Tfx3
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwKLDLvuAk
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5PyKrLpTZ
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfH34ZWZwk
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRz8nrK1B3
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeH2VN3tsU
哪咤：增兵到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡangYR7oJ8s
托塔天王：增兵多少？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy8JsmxbHA
哪咤：一萬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMTCIFpTL0
托塔天王：在哪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNsESVtpzw
二郎神：我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyKIAGTuQO
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7argVfm7jf
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC2XV68ktG
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ17VOEVjk
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9XKiR4ETh
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Ne5CPcIh
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKOZhNB7Dy
眾猴：好帥喔！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfxdoUmnGQ
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBoB7umubb
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbncq6PQDz
悟空：同吃，同吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOdHRHyPwx
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD63q5RJEO
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0MuInu6U5
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaGiLZ1cXj
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnmziZJEgK
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVNGjio1EY
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iSdliETiE
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVDaWLZzur
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP0TOgpFw2
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5h7pxzSna
悟空：怪怪的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8XlzI7pub
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknpTZE8rnP
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK2I7uwMM8
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4WwVR31lk
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwHUfsFTg2
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxsfs1RQK9
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkPJVUFdFO
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaIcPSUID1
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd17oMhI7Wv
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrPUzHLhIA
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0mg6E8Bdi
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2gfJs1CqX
悟空：我有點缺氧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzLbuL3nH8
二郎神：同感。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKyEFNq2R3
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjtzQhCdpB
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wAIB9ceWA
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOylVuVmoY6
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJzkG9SU13
二郎神：開打。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLJdoGGZSb
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjll09t3q5
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26ogb7aKAa
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFLJIHCJQa
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBzAhMMqDM
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn6jCykoIm
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe8QAzUl3n
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwpmh5yn89
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpf8IFgOP3
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSM8jgzPNC
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5roCmc6HX
悟空：這也算神器？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdJemxvyYh
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhRTwqVYpv
悟空：疼死我了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnEo7yYkT4
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2qH3rGKFU
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m1odzqyzh
二郎神：不確定。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6977dYbh4
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZmNgMh23v
南天門的大門口。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVZv1qNcX1
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt51LOuOZ0
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4FpFY1YxO
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDABhQqQqWa
玉帝：你也養狗？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TpioUBUWZ
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlypckfQ9f5
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolZyhRtxqA
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTSuMuB1OX
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu7stplqFk
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbYUOXKSdL
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKsPjxheI6
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhElV8980BU
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBalON1gN8I
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0aIMgdej0
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZlqBXRjfi
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi1IaH1HDk
太上老君：啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3etFkFuyh
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFUFPXBtjr
玉帝：開斬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImb95sD7kP
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVVheM5MB2
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAIIiSXxxG
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGd3lrOagx
悟空：我死了沒有？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuRpHbO9TE
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8K9gBrflZ
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgERXLM4omc
玉帝：咋辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIhXxMRbNW
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcmidz8JrB
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlpdejtmsO
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPs9nOqY8F
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtzccBHD1g
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xXsPNdUNN
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPWIZJDRv3
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9Ttt52Vvx
太上老君：想幹嘛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMwMucRsI4
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKmmx34GHX
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99b0XE18lj
悟空：需要煉我多久？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU39TsbG6YX
太上老君：7749天。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qAj4N9y7I
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB6LHXX8Kx
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FBopRCZUJ
太上老君：開爐！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPio154vt4F
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTUl7ZpXfZ
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGrn5qTVCV
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVPRr1kzMX
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4GCJ1Fbkn
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRU6C1G2Vc
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRTFAPnOOG
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkofYb5FC11
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGYZFcSUFd
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSUZNh05yA
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87NPgxlNzH
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7h0H3aECY
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfQkbP3tFN
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVkboa7S63
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdui1prb2h
太上老君：有什麽了不起。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxaOig8wWJ
突然，老君的衣服起火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxwUYs5Bnq
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPMgNsevcS
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ULurHkDpR
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2xCsNlUd4
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5kgESvW31
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECqwhGUiY8
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf62271bl0H
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF5JEoFaOK
眾仙：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9ruaGYIru
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJX6Aw2gPa
剛說完，孫悟空來了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs6CaJs88d
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKMXvo5xIo
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt66Jj0ukpA
玉帝：啊！護駕！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYS1rcJd0h
眾仙神護住玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo6z35DZp6
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMaLwMAymz
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3me18FvCt
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2FZ2nMZi2
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48JoqoXpNY
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV8kfJdlS7
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEE1zBUPRb
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fMleA55re
玉帝：速請西方如來！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi5DUb7CjQ
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqXvSwJ4YW
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVez4EDRRNF
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70YzfWtTyP
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNud1HoLFYm
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7frNW5oJHg
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZFXs84V8r
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztZdFAr3CV
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnvQ2q6ZZa
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMv45CSKfu
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrft9KN3Gl
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTLS6j5fO4
悟空：先來一條狗腿。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6VEAJeWi3
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBFzRKsLph
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaNRazKpSR
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcfJ1ZgsuZ
悟空：你還會微雕？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC7AYeWaHA
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIwB0KGQk4
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgXkjIGPWi
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydYOoiBkiV
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