孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EPAyr6bnn
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrzjFIm8RX
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW8G4fVLaz
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDxuqlyfe0
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkItWxqyup
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IJ0ljxw1O
悟空：你半年前這麽說。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk654nNA69w
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMUcOoOcp0
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cumZtCtiG
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAbNBIKKmB
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzxn1CGvm2
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqjNccZ9EA
悟空：想我想哭了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u49Ro2JvF
通背猿猴：嗯。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJi7HZa51L
悟空：額。（吐了一口）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFqc0FRDhv
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI6b9RGQoF
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI0FcYzmVt
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V5fXmP2pz
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh5UTPdCS1
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6a4P3STHL
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrufJxgwaK
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoBRY5TspP
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4lEdVrBSd
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa396CZ0dD1
悟空：我累了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonuiQBc161
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBJ60iI4r1
通背猿猴：是醉了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8iClTywxs
天宮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8Syzs72u1
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw2kvbSkRE
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIHGcj5EqI
玉帝：啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O7IP0EgKI
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9ytrm9f89
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gx5Gca614
玉帝：啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ856ht0OJWf
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9UVZEOnP6
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55sCiKzUnM
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkloh35qsy
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGxS3ZBEkO
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxfqc123uR
托塔天王：我！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB69OTtZ5r
哪咤：我！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRKn0OpvFN
巨靈神：我！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmZ3mi4J0v
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmpV3JlyK5
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOC8Ab492J
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG09BW7sDr
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vm6NtqwOC
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8SQIIXT0L
托塔天王：一定做到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA99yohUhb
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19jhMbUVhM
路上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBblt5BYRT
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUoDIdsKd8
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqv3JzBkZf
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwAY7n9OaS
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhSYRAUTpH
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m8bsi6PqA
托塔天王：我看行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQXXqQvxqL
巨靈神：我看不行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeETFZOM7o
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrbkXt8mPm
巨靈神：我看也行了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvclA8LPd08
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeClhV1uan2
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpee7ITPvvY
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fYEWIF5HR
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9HZqyuYHo
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE21CoqGCjp
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYqBfr5ppj
悟空：群毆？你們3個？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24IEjQJsFN
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt6QFepSPq
悟空：總共10萬多3人？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1qBsErgBz
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj5GRlWmtn
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNzMDrkSLo
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxjQ2QClj0
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28UeJT86px
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc72YIr7yQV
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDkhspTYxC
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWwkOR7OBE
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUJ3vCa6B6
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTsVjIgGL1
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo1aIouxsG
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvFLe5t12q
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRHt9NrjPf
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnLI9AGC35
哪咤：陛下！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTACtWMe75Q
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEcR88TMBL
哪咤：急需增兵。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHescz1EBV
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWlMQmau0f
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ927RxprO
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH8LqTfTaC
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdxSRyUnp8
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq510ZqSEX
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9O0A03bg0W
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBuYftserD
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnl5p6dRm1
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQIUEUsQbq
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEGIsz88Zg
觀音：我推薦一位。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mDxT3Rwml
玉帝：直說。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2p1NoOVTQ
觀音：二郎神。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb6yPKIKm6
玉帝：2——郎神？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz2JlRqvOS
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbuoHvC2wo
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NlwURsE3d
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP393HecLha
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVa5QQBYmJ
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnXb126uYn
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTLaH6o884
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF49uUVDVM
哪咤：增兵到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQsWwJiflL
托塔天王：增兵多少？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaibGe8zBca
哪咤：一萬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kx1vGVMUe
托塔天王：在哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vLfni3LRg
二郎神：我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GNZPmOJio
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6ZkyeuWHr
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMvB8ShsqK
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oDC9aitbc
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnzoVQgyRe
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm49pIAv8tZ
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYgFUH9Xgr
眾猴：好帥喔！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IOpYrzYUp
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvChcxNGa80
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8khHLU7Zg
悟空：同吃，同吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdK4AioZcj
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GTlwr4BGM
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w3LdMWXYZ
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdMckIuNMa
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmmIenH66W
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCcEAEyqxg
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8ilkuyTQ4
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckjvd5dMTd
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaw5fV2amO
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsZcD1e83a
悟空：怪怪的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ0HylNqRV
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ye7pTYKZ
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3pDO2eLWl
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0oRSYAtde
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUBARtuwyv
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1pyO523nU
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb4pwXbFIr
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG6JglOVht
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlraWoWnFN
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhHFnTDZTR
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz2SeH75pK
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuOKUQjQl1
悟空：我有點缺氧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTdmwJpO1n
二郎神：同感。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwm4gMgV3X
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKD1uJjqTW
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllzRUWDKAI
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33LqiOrZnv
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSL2WkkNn2
二郎神：開打。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIBdAE61Ln
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkyDAYnHMe
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95sWdB6G6B
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl74GmZJq1Y
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlGcPFXwrr
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPCVkaeopU
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GPwg2UVwA
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF16lqhNPvK
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz5Wzlh0Pn
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ654lYMvVAt
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB5rAceHNo
悟空：這也算神器？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbZtXJaatB
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFLOHi3q6I
悟空：疼死我了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bcZ6WI77J
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw6b9jMddY
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFZNN9wTmp
二郎神：不確定。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TNLytoC2C
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH1qkK9ONH
南天門的大門口。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHiloJZVre
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AORajOW4m
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5aXGVGgIt
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJvkptcEsE
玉帝：你也養狗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk0zR7lQvM
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyp3iQ9HvI
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fJbuYEQxW
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wDbk6agjz
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLplOMLTKtM
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRjozKWkwa
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUuU1vY5Sc
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TJLRVtXEm
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3MgggVuSw
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhjrESTmky
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuUcmgYKXl
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE4HsksFeK
太上老君：啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7WuW2JXzu
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHssS2QMqx
玉帝：開斬！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0kWLp7F1B
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YHPRxqzOC
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH3mLdUdWs
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvan56pXig
悟空：我死了沒有？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu9H8ElAYX
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlo5IrwNzS
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQG3CaXHFP
玉帝：咋辦？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk79j7q9Gc
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KXa0dwbvg
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8EPU6TY1G
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeiJabhSat
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBVKonJp7H
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzbMlFX0u2
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKPtGPJw06
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a9UYSS353
太上老君：想幹嘛？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQwledBQLG
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0P6wETQbJ
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zyas01JIm
悟空：需要煉我多久？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNzKG1pcvk
太上老君：7749天。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIMK43CFKp
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGv56ZYYgq
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYaKSGNJOu
太上老君：開爐！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AQKzwdShG
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuAHyScPZa
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWQmatg4u7
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9PlH5TfhS
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4pJT0eQ75
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQSvAmDkly
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmUaDEsDkV
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz4TooZ1Mi
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLtb3rqyVb
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoAgO9oScy
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrb9vLmZy2
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a1Jz29tAY
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXesuHksPGQ
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5bxZ0byJp
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrFmbbicBY
太上老君：有什麽了不起。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYX5t2RPbB
突然，老君的衣服起火。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhFBYv8OV2
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJuZcqomXG
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWW8Y4aRI9
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxN3RyeYHr
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjPRIOXh0V
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FP43UBQs9
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEizYnqee4r
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduP8kihVaF
眾仙：啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYkJq3hwx2
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1HWDTtqyp
剛說完，孫悟空來了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf3oBZvANf
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAlDOEOYMG
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CBlvRu740
玉帝：啊！護駕！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRGU6QQ6Z9
眾仙神護住玉帝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchYCAnfUVA
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q1d60kb1O
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5wR9e45J6
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzCbLoPBoz
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVAqavJ8HL
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmwBpBQFFS
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HSBNI96LY
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHkGpUKN30
玉帝：速請西方如來！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNna1O0ke8
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyI0aidEZS
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyVb8Sx431
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEqSL4XEvE
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKhJkhfYXE
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t2jIolJNT
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEQQe7DpIx
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuXd6Muj77
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqHrDVHLkM
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg6DtPQ8EM
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfetAAN78D
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMjqI0FrZz
悟空：先來一條狗腿。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlB63Vg8Ze
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuvvrFK2lX
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC592P4aMOl
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsv9RgzsNJ
悟空：你還會微雕？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHtElGsuuH
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXm2BzZDeF
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhRc503PdQ
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhahcF2bGW
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