500年後……66Please respect copyright.PENANAESbDe2N6UE
唐朝。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6hGfoeXLqV
長安城。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgsrt6O4LNo
街頭,觀音化作凡間妹子,在街頭叫賣。66Please respect copyright.PENANAztmuMKj2M6
觀音:賣袈裟啦!美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟,穿在身上,冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖,美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖,下山也可當拐杖。走平路,也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnyqmeRDGGM
路人:袈裟賣多少?66Please respect copyright.PENANASVxVxbRz4y
觀音:一萬兩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGgcFT1e80v
路人:拐杖賣多少?66Please respect copyright.PENANAQUR1qnQ7Mf
觀音:一萬兩。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0nJX6eXh9N
路人:太貴。66Please respect copyright.PENANAn3vP28GA0F
觀音:不貴。是白銀一萬兩,不是黃金一萬兩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAs5qxUY62Hh
路人:我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANAcE4BFYNgzB
觀音:這袈裟上有夜明珠,晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環,又稱九環杖。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYlW1q0U3AR
路人:九個環有啥用?只是個裝飾吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAlSkRJTGorr
觀音:不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣,當貨架用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYF5eIrUs9I
路人:這玩意太重,扛著累。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5cEH87e6RS
觀音:移動性好呀。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkJ19aYI8zV
這時,唐王帶著隨從路過。66Please respect copyright.PENANAY7DaLNZgrX
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHNjvg1Z9MJ
唐王:我買夜明珠。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZfwOTPIZve
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmdd4XBVUID
觀音無視唐王,繼續叫賣。66Please respect copyright.PENANARitlngN3oo
唐王:餵,大姐,我要買你的夜明珠。66Please respect copyright.PENANAk7kBYTxZtP
觀音:我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖,不賣夜明珠。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbkNzkFoxGP
唐王:你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我!66Please respect copyright.PENANAxYL6tGeYMI
觀音:夜明珠不是單品,不單買。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKctFhJ0ZDv
唐王:好好。我買你的袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANApFBXaLfheM
觀音:袈裟也不是單品,也不單買。66Please respect copyright.PENANACQRP9jT80V
唐王:袈裟上還有什麽?我全買了!66Please respect copyright.PENANABRjCXrNlxu
觀音:袈裟和拐杖,我一塊賣。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsk3G2WA3aE
唐王:你早說啊。來人,拿錢。好大的夜明珠!66Please respect copyright.PENANA1PgcaGZKJP
唐王2件都買下,歡喜無比。66Please respect copyright.PENANAG779HUlPbB
觀音:我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住,我的東西不單買。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkMlq6FTSzN
唐王:別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經,我推薦你看看。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6xChvND1ij
觀音:講經?講什麽經?66Please respect copyright.PENANA7y7tPUDxpd
唐王:有關養生和美容的真經,吸引了大批男女老少呢!66Please respect copyright.PENANACteCdCzK8u
觀音跟著唐王,走進花生寺。66Please respect copyright.PENANAG9KUIGQTsF
寺內,人山人海。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKa2C9EYctk
唐王介紹唐僧,2人互相認識。66Please respect copyright.PENANAz4nrGbRGe4
觀音:哇,這麽多人聽你講經。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7XhmZ2OgZ
唐僧:我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽,還免費提供午飯,所以來的人多。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8qMArFv4cl
觀音:你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人,聲音小,後排的人聽不見。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGIPy3vnNkD
唐僧:他們有經書在手,聽不到也沒事。給你一本,你先看看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAV66a89UVwM
觀音接過一本經書,看著看著,突然走上講臺大叫。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ9M9Pf9pu
觀音:諸位經友們,這經文我們不能再看下去!66Please respect copyright.PENANAfAcYzVBnRX
眾人:啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANAbl5wz7kAj2
唐僧:大姐,你這是幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAtF418cSHCw
觀音:這書上的經文,字體太小,密密麻麻,講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體,會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,看不清楚。高度近視的男人,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,根本看不到。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4NvkSe28Xu
忽然,有一個人伸著兩只胳膊,向觀音走來。66Please respect copyright.PENANANuTbUOHuUE
某人:我是高度近視,我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANA8YEV0J2IGQ
觀音一腳踢飛某人。66Please respect copyright.PENANAk2RwcHQ1aN
觀音:流氓!66Please respect copyright.PENANADcVvVC6iyK
唐王:來人,打30大板!66Please respect copyright.PENANAxqIEeEHSHm
某人被官差現場爆打。66Please respect copyright.PENANA450uFDv5O5
觀音:高度近視想看美女的人,就是這個下場。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFBHCy7nIfB
眾人:唐王,我們不想變近視眼,我們要看美女!以後,不看這小字書,不聽唐僧講了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAWnk4ICcBJq
唐王:這,這可怎麽辦?66Please respect copyright.PENANADu9eo1Sb65
觀音:有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經,換成字體大的大字經。66Please respect copyright.PENANANA3LTGHse0
唐王:大字經哪有?我下令馬上換。66Please respect copyright.PENANAr71nhnZ4t3
觀音:大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺,我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換,先要找人搬運。66Please respect copyright.PENANALCCXvAnbdL
唐王:在西天的天竺國?66Please respect copyright.PENANAp1pV8z2v9w
觀音:距離我們這,有十萬八千裏。66Please respect copyright.PENANALdz7lt6lgl
唐王:108000裏?太遠了。66Please respect copyright.PENANA43Kwyu6SOE
觀音:不遠。是108000裏,不是108000公裏。66Please respect copyright.PENANA9gujHJdCLn
眾人:唐僧,你讓我們看小字經,我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任,交給你了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAqjuvtFpXUA
觀音:有點近視,只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體,視力很快恢復。66Please respect copyright.PENANA229d8ocKI3
唐僧:阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼,我決定西去搬運大字經。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOHkB7QqOsK
眾人:搬運工,是唐僧!搬運工,是唐僧!66Please respect copyright.PENANA5z3QGhMeXm
唐王:西去路途遙遠,要跋山涉水,還會有狼蟲虎豹。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5p61E3LUF9
唐僧:我喜歡大自然,喜歡野生動物。66Please respect copyright.PENANAuBSeL0VehB
唐王:我這有一件美女織成的袈裟,送你。66Please respect copyright.PENANAr32YGT7MoV
觀音:咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAG2hHJSxnV9
唐王:為減少重量,穿上行走方便,夜明珠已經被我摘下。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7cExKVQMsE
唐僧:謝謝。這麽遠的路,應該輕裝上路。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEAv3kURBRe
唐王:我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖,送你。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAWhoHoyPX3
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。66Please respect copyright.PENANADjHVsAzXvg
唐僧:這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環?66Please respect copyright.PENANAgFe4B06yIo
唐王:路上遇到臺風,你拿出這拐杖,可逆風而行。66Please respect copyright.PENANAN746rqGt0E
唐僧:太好了!如果快到天竺,被臺風刮回來,我還得二次西去。66Please respect copyright.PENANAyWNn0CE02R
觀音:上路西去吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwlQe2E7Iuk
唐僧:大姐,如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥?66Please respect copyright.PENANAlVVxFcVpDd
觀音:你怕老鼠?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXc2aOPBsa0
唐僧:不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣,我白跑一趟,66Please respect copyright.PENANAks752cciOn
觀音:如來養有一只天竺貓,日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。66Please respect copyright.PENANAN1xMEpgIi2
唐僧:只有一只貓看著麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAcbEeygzWyj
觀音:如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗,也日日夜夜看著書櫃。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3zExJGFmDb
唐僧:養的狗也抓老鼠?66Please respect copyright.PENANAu3sm0eXjfQ
觀音:佛獒不抓老鼠,它看書櫃,是為防賊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAywqqhHLiXL
唐僧:防水、防火的有沒有?66Please respect copyright.PENANAwSlMM9HjnV
觀音:如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgTcAvoOeqP
唐僧:大姐,我了解清楚了。佛獒,天竺貓,書櫃,你們3個再堅守一陣子,我馬上就到。66Please respect copyright.PENANABjGGK6gwZV
唐僧騎上一匹馬,離唐西去。66Please respect copyright.PENANAru7SXT1mDY
66Please respect copyright.PENANAYamjTCs1n5
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