500年後……68Please respect copyright.PENANAl6g58IQm6K
唐朝。68Please respect copyright.PENANAko6fUP7Hi1
長安城。68Please respect copyright.PENANArqhCvmqO5g
街頭,觀音化作凡間妹子,在街頭叫賣。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQOJBuvAZP6
觀音:賣袈裟啦!美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟,穿在身上,冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖,美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖,下山也可當拐杖。走平路,也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。68Please respect copyright.PENANAxTkQ72Qe2M
路人:袈裟賣多少?68Please respect copyright.PENANAjSvCckF9oe
觀音:一萬兩。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPkOJpnHNLh
路人:拐杖賣多少?68Please respect copyright.PENANAuCGMO9vLOe
觀音:一萬兩。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGHJfr06Drs
路人:太貴。68Please respect copyright.PENANAqsOnIwXmwq
觀音:不貴。是白銀一萬兩,不是黃金一萬兩。68Please respect copyright.PENANA36j4uGEaoq
路人:我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊!68Please respect copyright.PENANAqeaqtye9eA
觀音:這袈裟上有夜明珠,晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環,又稱九環杖。68Please respect copyright.PENANASMoBpFWxq5
路人:九個環有啥用?只是個裝飾吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANA3bTQzVvCZJ
觀音:不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣,當貨架用。68Please respect copyright.PENANAn29u5AcVKG
路人:這玩意太重,扛著累。68Please respect copyright.PENANAIBikhMpPsl
觀音:移動性好呀。68Please respect copyright.PENANA1Jr2mKL56y
這時,唐王帶著隨從路過。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXpEi1clTvU
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwQvZV2jFc6
唐王:我買夜明珠。68Please respect copyright.PENANAtd7yMjUWZg
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。68Please respect copyright.PENANA91ykb3OGNp
觀音無視唐王,繼續叫賣。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXYCrX99kly
唐王:餵,大姐,我要買你的夜明珠。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGd6a0vKfzR
觀音:我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖,不賣夜明珠。68Please respect copyright.PENANApeAgdT63ZS
唐王:你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我!68Please respect copyright.PENANAe2Ehoz8ofP
觀音:夜明珠不是單品,不單買。68Please respect copyright.PENANAaQF64Bh6Ct
唐王:好好。我買你的袈裟。68Please respect copyright.PENANAMgWI0SG91s
觀音:袈裟也不是單品,也不單買。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmyK70YmDsH
唐王:袈裟上還有什麽?我全買了!68Please respect copyright.PENANA5OSgH5s1Te
觀音:袈裟和拐杖,我一塊賣。68Please respect copyright.PENANABdxa62RaQj
唐王:你早說啊。來人,拿錢。好大的夜明珠!68Please respect copyright.PENANAUv6vJe5BBo
唐王2件都買下,歡喜無比。68Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Zk7EccmN
觀音:我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住,我的東西不單買。68Please respect copyright.PENANAAvXI7TSTqA
唐王:別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經,我推薦你看看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAVvv2qVrK41
觀音:講經?講什麽經?68Please respect copyright.PENANAbtSbuIU8Mg
唐王:有關養生和美容的真經,吸引了大批男女老少呢!68Please respect copyright.PENANAlc7oJBLlG5
觀音跟著唐王,走進花生寺。68Please respect copyright.PENANAslM1SJP1aD
寺內,人山人海。68Please respect copyright.PENANArIoaGNADOI
唐王介紹唐僧,2人互相認識。68Please respect copyright.PENANAMs54Mbl9pu
觀音:哇,這麽多人聽你講經。68Please respect copyright.PENANACs1pwgZ4Zh
唐僧:我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽,還免費提供午飯,所以來的人多。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmjBSpNxFh1
觀音:你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人,聲音小,後排的人聽不見。68Please respect copyright.PENANAz3MLMvOMfH
唐僧:他們有經書在手,聽不到也沒事。給你一本,你先看看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYg0WBMsAyn
觀音接過一本經書,看著看著,突然走上講臺大叫。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkjAqnbEcGa
觀音:諸位經友們,這經文我們不能再看下去!68Please respect copyright.PENANAwz5N40D9qj
眾人:啊!68Please respect copyright.PENANAoEaFnBQzFp
唐僧:大姐,你這是幹嘛?68Please respect copyright.PENANAky4v5q6kxG
觀音:這書上的經文,字體太小,密密麻麻,講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體,會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,看不清楚。高度近視的男人,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,根本看不到。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmQlL8iBgqf
忽然,有一個人伸著兩只胳膊,向觀音走來。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjuvksSIzgA
某人:我是高度近視,我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽?68Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ0cVI3DlG
觀音一腳踢飛某人。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsFwACO0s2z
觀音:流氓!68Please respect copyright.PENANAp1My2OHR8e
唐王:來人,打30大板!68Please respect copyright.PENANApJXnRbAniT
某人被官差現場爆打。68Please respect copyright.PENANAVK92z22cAT
觀音:高度近視想看美女的人,就是這個下場。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXP1eSPKDwN
眾人:唐王,我們不想變近視眼,我們要看美女!以後,不看這小字書,不聽唐僧講了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAUAR0CmXeBe
唐王:這,這可怎麽辦?68Please respect copyright.PENANAelCyYJTxkr
觀音:有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經,換成字體大的大字經。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXetfmXTuBx
唐王:大字經哪有?我下令馬上換。68Please respect copyright.PENANA9NdoM9LUj1
觀音:大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺,我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換,先要找人搬運。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYkh2lzFj0I
唐王:在西天的天竺國?68Please respect copyright.PENANA4xJPywtm5A
觀音:距離我們這,有十萬八千裏。68Please respect copyright.PENANAIcRnMPWK4w
唐王:108000裏?太遠了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGHV3UIgWd6
觀音:不遠。是108000裏,不是108000公裏。68Please respect copyright.PENANA6RWnGM2rR5
眾人:唐僧,你讓我們看小字經,我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任,交給你了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAfhCZJIpbuR
觀音:有點近視,只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體,視力很快恢復。68Please respect copyright.PENANA0c2lzMDqrl
唐僧:阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼,我決定西去搬運大字經。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQgPpdYmUqy
眾人:搬運工,是唐僧!搬運工,是唐僧!68Please respect copyright.PENANA0FzIBZCa1p
唐王:西去路途遙遠,要跋山涉水,還會有狼蟲虎豹。68Please respect copyright.PENANAs70Sq9Y5sX
唐僧:我喜歡大自然,喜歡野生動物。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkQKcoG0uS6
唐王:我這有一件美女織成的袈裟,送你。68Please respect copyright.PENANAY7ooQgPVxW
觀音:咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了?68Please respect copyright.PENANAuM605hJK5i
唐王:為減少重量,穿上行走方便,夜明珠已經被我摘下。68Please respect copyright.PENANAeLlar0508r
唐僧:謝謝。這麽遠的路,應該輕裝上路。68Please respect copyright.PENANAm5MQE2WQSZ
唐王:我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖,送你。68Please respect copyright.PENANAICJvdxE2jt
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAtikofoJ3RU
唐僧:這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環?68Please respect copyright.PENANA3hRrsQWFYo
唐王:路上遇到臺風,你拿出這拐杖,可逆風而行。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYjBQJdVu0Y
唐僧:太好了!如果快到天竺,被臺風刮回來,我還得二次西去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAAL403UElxx
觀音:上路西去吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmFXbsQDbqV
唐僧:大姐,如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥?68Please respect copyright.PENANA4ynR8QcRu1
觀音:你怕老鼠?68Please respect copyright.PENANAJZQTuL4z5E
唐僧:不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣,我白跑一趟,68Please respect copyright.PENANALlHqxxRpMZ
觀音:如來養有一只天竺貓,日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。68Please respect copyright.PENANAay7bUg69Q6
唐僧:只有一只貓看著麽?68Please respect copyright.PENANArk66EWnbmE
觀音:如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗,也日日夜夜看著書櫃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEitDiMQKwJ
唐僧:養的狗也抓老鼠?68Please respect copyright.PENANA1HGxa1cvdq
觀音:佛獒不抓老鼠,它看書櫃,是為防賊。68Please respect copyright.PENANAz1RZ8oe44g
唐僧:防水、防火的有沒有?68Please respect copyright.PENANAXs2jWhOynD
觀音:如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnaVfqg8iL7
唐僧:大姐,我了解清楚了。佛獒,天竺貓,書櫃,你們3個再堅守一陣子,我馬上就到。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbTTInRnIDj
唐僧騎上一匹馬,離唐西去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAn40DRszNDj
68Please respect copyright.PENANANKNQowiuJR
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