唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoLJTURZZ0
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnSrBHDvEV
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXR0aYAOkz
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpMN7jo7Rc
剛說完，馬開始尿了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcirh4wFKfR
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq5JwVMNdN
找到一個背處，開始小解。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo32XsbzKf
唐僧：搞定。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAfBctCQls
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzarCVZwQji
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbhkMrMFfk
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vhigQ3gdC
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLUEmsFOlf
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg8IabQ43q
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnHC4aTCHJ
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyriT4fzvOz
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim1OTUGwgl
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZlmPyvoKn
唐僧：還餓？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer6se2F8Jp
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkC3kxcjfc
唐僧摸索全身。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFm3UWl9mL
唐僧：沒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWkgVqPR0s
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dLmcmjUob
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sDoU00Qi3
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdY1qK8AT5
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBlvab0QcA
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EcgCY3LT6
唐僧：我叫了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHf84NEgnH
壯漢：叫晚了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LLUpLTRgn
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ5ywbmnqF
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMr06TE81J
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXzT36X9lI
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxXBWVKhAc
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSj8tnxCpN
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlClvlnRwnS
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez1J9deDjM
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1YLrtSTk1
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5FiqXjuJT
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0PFgJYPRc
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gCcpvyXci
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7rW3zBu0b
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXtur2LbtR
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf0bNDMtWQ
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAraAKGEYaB
武緊：是麽。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrVnRukuLO
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARi8EqrAvg
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb4hg4weFC
唐僧：你偷看我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIIkv8odWC
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ddSJD9Ij4
唐僧：為什麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsevQVXD6J
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJFk8OaYSW
唐僧：額。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZiHChOGZ2
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdt7WuHHIV
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZRTxaoyx8
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioyYnRVhAR
唐僧：正確。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlQeXQ97X7
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIqgEUdm0r
唐僧：我急著趕路。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPJjc2mjDg
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9qrdZMvmm
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQlI8GNoA
唐僧：你一個人住？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYm5zgb1Cn
武緊：是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Mxbc6OxY
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnoPM6wZTS
武緊：是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsbXDil23m
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aFXrpIhFT
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEupbPlJBYt
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkvIhiTg6l
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA3gk9qFD8
武緊：它們是人麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU7OzWcXh3
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68zBLeYIwC
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2qxIciske
唐僧：生態平衡……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7TwRiafO8
武緊：該吃飯了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX3enSDZUt
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW7NGuNHH1
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsNqAlReEn
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugrlGZztk
唐僧：你要保密。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveBMCjuQRb
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGf9WdEeoG
唐僧：嗯嗯。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGH1WopthO
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyRLqNjBQH
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ejWMsHiNC
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ18fJVhVb
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhdkSxQkAz
武緊：吃個早飯再走。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mOJO6CURe
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNQev0aztg
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAvLY2PQHJ
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3aunhmt45
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHztn1tNfpa
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiPxTR3Fxq
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuBV3CR0DM
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXTXoT12Ip
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UkGPvkioj
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dcIn30r6V
唐僧下馬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWFkuCT486
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjNluxz4lc
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuoRVasu78
唐僧：你也餓了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4l0U5q4TK
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4UJHAqHCH
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw4ujiTAsY
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejep9NbGG1
唐僧：我……路過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LMHzJoH36
悟空：我……乘涼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oS3rS5850
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmFmyNjD2C
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtWJ351jWi
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nlOD8kT73
唐僧：救你脫身？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMsgVLHqW5
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxFhB7lTsQ
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFMfgSmNfy
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCgLD7Jom0
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp2zO8FZU4
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZbkvGIm3a
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCkwtpvENh
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR11eN4rBHZ
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcpL6kB4OA
唐僧：什麽帖子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QKvWTJRHl
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmhwOyHkqr
唐僧：寫什麽字？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDYAdSPpK8
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1QTFaLvmN
唐僧：我馬上上山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LNHneO2wO
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FeKRwWERx
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7sS7nWBVI
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jTo2czHdQ
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r5XW0nLGT
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXzzlvDMgT
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrnuNEH87A
這時，山頂起風了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfC6oxXeXh
唐僧：天助我也。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTSWMU7T6W
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWM7RkMfFK
唐僧：揭帖成功。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONNLV5WRfb
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2fFXkHqRq
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM7815OVuT
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAKLgFbS74
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Rp4SHl7MG
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOAZQLUMBh
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGNKsuDm8M
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmdtKticpV
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdukEsq1nBY
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBY8AaEFLO
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXa3WZ82H4
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYScxuBc3t
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMk59u1tmk
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeczBuU754
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vMKaaIYE5
悟空：你挺能吹。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwW6AIJJ95
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwZoJM3Qz9
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBd4kaDlzl8
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhARjVUr0s
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjg1l8GiUW
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc1v20xCQV
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlSxLUAefd
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqj9GuIlJ3
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITbi8R4YQl
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM4n9N10mE
孫悟空洗澡去了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzBCYKQVJf
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqG8BGwb2x
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClJBkUc4dB
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tiW1iFLEH
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJCBBX99J9
大媽：給。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaPVCDtUg8
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCoWMAKjQJ
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72bVE890Zi
大媽：怎麽回事？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98wBNdCX0f
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcugGnD72Lb
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESIa5csbkO
唐僧：容易學麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvGsmWYrSC
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQt4IOVma4
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh80ftizVIb
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY1xgqM5wp
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFxxw4caMd
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnK3G2JktR
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTEw4URmux
悟空：師父，吃桃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF1vFUkfRR
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GgPTRXFCt
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVBmnWeg8s
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgejzs0DxZ
悟空：少了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ulNY5eJb0
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3GX40RctM
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBDMfwBcRY
悟空：真是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO6UrRCmQb
…………67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SWlppqLQK
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrsOktxzBA
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp3LIcQKOx
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMn1gjy5Gl
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1HakBN5Bv
悟空：吃我一棍！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnBBR3Dkhy
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14xabVKVjf
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljk9fdR03e
孫悟空收了武器。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKoSaRs1Ra
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrQGXrChQM
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70LFpQFCsc
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjs1PGcxCO
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULXXpCn8KT
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPOpogfkW7
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6UDAM3WgC
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnViMuQt0oi
唐僧：金光大媽給的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Tg9hImNg2
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIggV34FCb
忽——！地，觀音出現。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGoiByUPw6
觀音：是我！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nDWeTqVGN
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF9PSO43ck
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uPXLXNy6C
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjYqEZi5oS
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fsgBnalWE
悟空：有點難看。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiY2xZMzRq
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBoHYHnMUo
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAvGPVzPEM
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG66BuqlTt8
悟空：成交。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdUhtdfAxY
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KnZifbgoP
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rArfCUzao
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxBEJSwXXs
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcahUAR9vv6
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe4RsnVkfa
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxp6sJ6wjC
悟空：這事怎麽解決？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMeNVUCjfT
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pJorzl44j
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw7gzZGXuU
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsc9JJeEoT
觀音：暫時沒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq30Ug7Vg0x
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedTE7dRFY1
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCfHJJdiKz
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOypQrakhXJ
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIUGujALhC
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv0qQE1Dc4
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5N4UieAlK
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXySnhuv6dp
悟空：白龍馬在哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer3i0qSHvm
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVzlLjMENL
他就出來了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuIBIyGnOA
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOvCmQ0JS8
悟空：是不是出門了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugwVwHqelH
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0ltU1ogCp
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzxAioYnjY
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9g6UbbSjB
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5USclK4bw
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD4fT679iK
白龍：他還在水裏小便。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH31O8gXLO
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQt6eblnL4
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAngGEIVgvs
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwpIA38Gwj
悟空：師父，上馬。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dHW6McCum
唐僧騎在馬上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NJDQAe9AV
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWmEU1t6K
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMlDd9DgYY
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy6InJfW1M
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55Cy3YSM1Z
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBASKeQV8AQ
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