唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4TZxCP3Ps
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fcU1M3dVS
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8DHTZB98Y
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2VX2ovgiG
剛說完，馬開始尿了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV4yeKBVUc
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzRW1X6Kvd
找到一個背處，開始小解。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNhk2iATco
唐僧：搞定。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlUWNC35za
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB5gxysT4C
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qqyAZGFfE
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikWl4cB7ZS
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizEIEOanSe
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyCu8nUWGs
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eOKlJ0nrv
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCgjShyLaO
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0S2TSmBte
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGcUIlFXiW
唐僧：還餓？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KnjjZqjSV
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ2YkyHyyC
唐僧摸索全身。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLLgStYkWT
唐僧：沒了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcAfWGUcZI
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5mCqFIMCM
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukXEGUvRfP
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcihERuoGlR
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrJxIfgwwp
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzgLhaWSed
唐僧：我叫了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiLeihgmjV
壯漢：叫晚了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC0GoEBCI0
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAflYJ1zgdm
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NPZHwuDhH
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt8qHx9WCA
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3c0xe3hXH
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR8mNcnQpc
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5AcSPGkLO
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP89AaQk6Bg
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvwhIFTXuM
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVlegg7HgN
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae9dpRzO1o
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQDxsrm7vb
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMXzmSu3pR
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcWvLMQh25
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbqBN0knDL
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUJkBfA5tf
武緊：是麽。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUr5mvp7v4
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSP5Ju4E3p
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QyT7hhMlF
唐僧：你偷看我？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4U78zfgNS
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAz625LaSQ
唐僧：為什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKiin1MGFB
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICxb7T5dvj
唐僧：額。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWMlY3mP29
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jNuIUX24T
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRPQAgmtue
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuxfuuUlxt
唐僧：正確。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5bgdpf7ik
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQjAPES98l
唐僧：我急著趕路。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT9dlQ9JKv
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I3M8vQ9Hp
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNeQIkoZEJ
唐僧：你一個人住？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwPnxct1Oo
武緊：是。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbQOqYqoke
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUFyLnb0m6
武緊：是。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacZQlCuEVH
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQJfSYONr
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK17hvXfwng
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjbINGJPSq
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7K6Seguvc
武緊：它們是人麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX4rK3GC9V
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGClr4CZRwo
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnlugGSj5o
唐僧：生態平衡……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01kwHO94mN
武緊：該吃飯了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8g5syv46z
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjggU33YTYI
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wRfgGhRP5
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrY1vea8Ee
唐僧：你要保密。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4jVFbM6CR
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdmToh16NU
唐僧：嗯嗯。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QqZUNph1M
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGjg704ynV
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgR6B95LZq
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm8pnHVfZc
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGAhYa3ty8
武緊：吃個早飯再走。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND8I1MgYwX
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQWou3rSFZ
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5XHHm81AB
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ed78LKMVz
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbozOehAMN3
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkvqbLkt0O
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv21qaV5Euc
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ilcjPDBfE
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMc77Dnt4i
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRI34tsObA
唐僧下馬。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbxxV1hRju
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkHRrwKbe1
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTYLhii8xL
唐僧：你也餓了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJmDEEASIR
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4hjtCw0o3
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqS1emx6Ht
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2A1UIBCj0
唐僧：我……路過。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0NfFxbBS8
悟空：我……乘涼。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtelBKcnkrH
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Kyr0Z9zfr
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIooh647eq
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtJ8JK6J1f
唐僧：救你脫身？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aklBJ79sd
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1zTze8EQM
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY9y5R82mu
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv853bYIshf
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqthnHBzKX
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO5ylrFkn2
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtO0yQp2Jh
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ0szBkRLq
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRZycipVK5
唐僧：什麽帖子？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM9lbYHzBP
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cXBFCDWYf
唐僧：寫什麽字？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM8nRYI9Xm
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pzJpn9yga
唐僧：我馬上上山。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjpNWYUewv
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLar4kzk5cO
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYkP5mUsno
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAY2yokQg9
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjLXW22oZL
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5hZiJpMcq
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViobjnPXQC
這時，山頂起風了！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNrEDzxm0f
唐僧：天助我也。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmruka7K3iz
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5JnquL1Fb
唐僧：揭帖成功。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6ocZAmxO3
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDVwfaQiBy
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSkoxSMg3e
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHEWkHzQxq
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V0rmHcIOB
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj91ffznJt
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ85opZRpm6
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvheqsuJODO
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ528XQoLvAT
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtQe46buI8
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt8qQ7EpAN
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN4A9z7cAQ
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VvLyl3Oze
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGhWsy23x3
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR24eqiQlic
悟空：你挺能吹。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLwr3WfNfd
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCgGtNOfA3
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mAll05DRe
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZO4lYkM22
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAE7xx8yv5
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzmOK2Fu6P
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc4q9aB827
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfU0F1Etv8
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawtPvDPvkq
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9SMAUnQ2n
孫悟空洗澡去了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSAKAiHivC
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FY7g8lzOv
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3gFk2ocMb
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTIzt6vlSx
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Rv4ozV4x
大媽：給。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxsvrXVaq7
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Oc5DqSPCd
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88OKGgL5o2
大媽：怎麽回事？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4whPb1t5T
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgJH9iigTK
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VEV4VeZHp
唐僧：容易學麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusbGzkMNn9
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V1Rwf4A4C
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh4tELAm0j
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv6WysXF5H
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6MzUVF7jw
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HTBqrl3q7
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUpYmNMhCt
悟空：師父，吃桃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfHPXV9GtP
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBCJBu4snO
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUYzmCvyQK
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuULJof6YG
悟空：少了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLsgu7EJgU
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zQbcpppfF
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6gqnqNyJG
悟空：真是。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh9HYrTVxo
…………90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuf9tfpJNf
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EwhHdQj28
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjOZAJVHna
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1UmAg4npP
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMczyd4lKE3
悟空：吃我一棍！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5074o7r7Q
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSg7XEU4yM
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzObjJQJZYD
孫悟空收了武器。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHDMzHsOgT
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkqvhwSbQs
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14qo7YkTyV
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wuHhsztwX
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1GcwWKYaU
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6rOIDCOl8
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjHo6Uj6pX
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76sAjPtYDZ
唐僧：金光大媽給的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZpzCP30Ya
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq81rcB4vYU
忽——！地，觀音出現。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AZXOarJQl
觀音：是我！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRRyaGMGm4
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRlaltSs4c
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli9jcEKbo6
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zu8U5v5PQ
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PF5HLK9id
悟空：有點難看。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UDQCR9zWz
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbzYvsaaLy
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTMFLfTpue
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlargcVLef
悟空：成交。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnxSd4eME9
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiYfjU8T9I
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvbMN4KFxN
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm6cX3icKB
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQtFmem0DW
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFziAgXw2g4
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGkdpH6MYj
悟空：這事怎麽解決？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ258yfcjcSf
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF4zRc3PMh
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgO5fWaKwu
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaHG3NX6Is
觀音：暫時沒。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx1D8qC1dr
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbpByusfG3
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYBVQV0Lll
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeWQyciHIv
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMLAmapthF
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKHnpkpWC0
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUj0CEDP8K
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UJh9zq2ex
悟空：白龍馬在哪？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlt1LhH6ad
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA5nAtEWkc
他就出來了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VTkotIGIT
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9agODfjoYl
悟空：是不是出門了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO8Y1rERGC
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpPThdhbmo
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRG74s9WYa
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcEFgpXHJB
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgNAYcNKIo
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4q0a6bAPi
白龍：他還在水裏小便。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x0tmQ9sdm
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92BUN1CGRe
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZockOJ862y
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzSqZTRB2n
悟空：師父，上馬。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLgotYH5x5
唐僧騎在馬上。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCVU4YomMJ
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37L3NsjTLd
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZC8kLFDof
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9ZPVqYCVR
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4prYjx79EB
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nVMasj3H7
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