唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFo1YuyYmG
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM0rLDK3Oi
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOBFQu78jA
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSXCZcljan
剛說完，馬開始尿了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFCbHszRtU
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkmPZnvqD3
找到一個背處，開始小解。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdOPBkcug1
唐僧：搞定。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALpxZ4BOFs
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtLaWdaUQT
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwapLn4eOl
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6uC9NJa3Z
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi160BUtzb
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSbSrH5wOZ
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pnmucpIIA
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWWEVIPkHr
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqufdj5GnSG
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyDil5mGVh
唐僧：還餓？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yXETObCUy
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r9Upph4Oe
唐僧摸索全身。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF7MmlfIlC
唐僧：沒了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX1wNc7tV2
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmhV7bCCWi
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgRxmslZbI
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SvigP1ePc
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoX6WHMYU1
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgvNr0Scus
唐僧：我叫了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIraaDqWAc
壯漢：叫晚了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUIfRPMeGl
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5urHCcG0Wi
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hdTLbmwwC
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpM50tMDdA
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqpMrFFOI7
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNT61QJpvW
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXoRqiWMPq
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdKOIQXk59
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnZO8hmFE4
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTIoxXyGIo
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKHXp0fe8K
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Li25Kl0Cr
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuXtwKPyFQ
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgayZpAzcj
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmotKcrIKzr
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZto7sx6IPq
武緊：是麽。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDXBHYatwm
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZOQJB081k
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQUPQHUHEM
唐僧：你偷看我？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOSYK65tf6
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJztWQogTLV
唐僧：為什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79vk9qRPBY
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULrIRodH59
唐僧：額。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8Q3yR07t6
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMlNSIIR04
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv5FJTEV0k
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xj5lP2f4c
唐僧：正確。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosIxmdhQ1C
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFHG7BUOSu
唐僧：我急著趕路。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcDQyJObah
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRNoS6ZpVh
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YgUz6muF7
唐僧：你一個人住？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHslAVDyAU
武緊：是。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPKw0h8R8r
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15rNqRvhA6
武緊：是。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbWPzumMbK
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9UsePmZ2M
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb2Yaq5E8x
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn2ioTtYtT
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLXvuXyWT6
武緊：它們是人麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIqjh2nIMr
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCHNxXDTQW
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdu1zzrQvo
唐僧：生態平衡……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp3tlg5ixz
武緊：該吃飯了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dfrvmgftp
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjxS4VqLpL
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYarULI6sYc
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDXeYvwrVt
唐僧：你要保密。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwkMslqC4K
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUVDb5enfV
唐僧：嗯嗯。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZR1cFNET4
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X5wfdek9a
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJg3ELXoAM
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLysQM3op7
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6InVTyms7s
武緊：吃個早飯再走。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF5LZtNBSQ
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00K8czVW21
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztSx3wCym3
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3a7v1uWLW
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jMP89LIWF
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEpCm0AiGc
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7B9QLa8EQ
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCaJdioMVh
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx4F9Y3H0T
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JTbTrI4No
唐僧下馬。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK4WkBubtG
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOQI6w5AIM
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoosbW44ys1
唐僧：你也餓了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOa29t8ZJw
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLgRiYFU1q
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYSDhWSvhV
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66TrPCI8LC
唐僧：我……路過。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEcwQhAhxb
悟空：我……乘涼。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzuAbf4rOO
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWDZepmGeM
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iIpERYXXD
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7WfY45TRy
唐僧：救你脫身？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro2dR42bVk
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU3MXzAVfK
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVkJ1hfw2l
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjndDn4F7l
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9vCZ6GfOk
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA256G6eZa
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNSdfk52hM
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOpLRKO44a
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a5ncado9S
唐僧：什麽帖子？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe6LFRGma6
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO01b7NzLB
唐僧：寫什麽字？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ034HMial1d
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawode8CQ65
唐僧：我馬上上山。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSi2uZRxCB
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlMuK4vrJO
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9H3QSP8Yo
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQUXbLSfs4
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjbaMp01DJ
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKyT0yanMV
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvglplrN8FO
這時，山頂起風了！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05o3y2IcKZ
唐僧：天助我也。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeBSNu18Rx
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj4NqD5tY7
唐僧：揭帖成功。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0FCUCiHuL
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvaoOICfCd
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFsx8IaNyW
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AvBtSF27F
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M66gVHcSQ
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9LibZUQzY
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOhZu9xyyc
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghvADJ0Ssv
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKfeBKOEBS
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdZt9i1TPS
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoDuWYlHrz
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLIvDDzOLk
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T0kKajNDi
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAemyIwuA9C
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMI5SMirlz
悟空：你挺能吹。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sNBtN4d6p
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ABJaQHxU
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCanEOxx6bN
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqgqy8lWWQ
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BSnsHcjGP
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H4RkPP2zY
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWjR50GQWv
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIJFfvq8fo
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYDy2gF4Sx
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL91bvagb4w
孫悟空洗澡去了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY2MDMm9Yl
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM89jtrHaY
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJzQP0YCC9
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf43qOKm13J
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8kQumyIUP
大媽：給。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqNjJ6UYgv
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTAdi9vIGj
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v9VNseDF8
大媽：怎麽回事？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPdIc8MWv9
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW8wXzVL7r
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIowL8rTVW8
唐僧：容易學麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMf9bo6x5D
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJlQ9d7zme
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWRiYOdQwA
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiZLD2QU3W
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB9BbENrXG
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIqmCTsEfv
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjBC1IrmTg
悟空：師父，吃桃。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6OKeESvJA
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFqcpPrmIL
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7cO2O1hf7
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TArtZFcHC
悟空：少了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FEJG1X9oW
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXwmgxbMCI
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8kOARGtHe
悟空：真是。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAsvu4vTKy
…………73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAgZpHMVKr
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP6I8fIHeJ
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4n6mexPQ3
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeC0Xl03kU
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVFpX5vPOD
悟空：吃我一棍！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAebUq7KUa
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq652AB3Lc9
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv75EZc5Jvk
孫悟空收了武器。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUSSxuz5iX
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqTKGGYRTg
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSC80WYM7p
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNYp8MMvBe
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4IBP6JMmC
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wfwn4khXQ
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjA4wYynAx
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtUYDwhzsB
唐僧：金光大媽給的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUFrKUbIZf
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBxJzxWwQy
忽——！地，觀音出現。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuBW0fHHo0
觀音：是我！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0p9zwsEse
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2fOilAH82
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ceVePhC8q
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnsTxYZL7k
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL27s5kl8W
悟空：有點難看。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Oo1SmrDHc
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgaRGa8yvZ
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QccXnfOTr
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVJKnyuIyl
悟空：成交。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Kez3vwFr
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93NwHi8A5R
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw4ROzjZnA
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenlD5xfVcU
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEywnkUt2W9
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOzm1i6afz
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPVLgKQpLr
悟空：這事怎麽解決？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAcfqee65y
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2EkqblNsc
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsNSvC4DyS
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuRHWPzRMJ
觀音：暫時沒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn94GyejT9
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh5n07ECGW
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeHF8cOob7
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM19xLEaA5
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok6f62rH5k
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0oLsDhUwI
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuOPX4WhMz
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j4bdkgfUH
悟空：白龍馬在哪？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwJ36RHmoR
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWfkmC8Xrh
他就出來了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLW61UvDv4
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPBuivzxXN
悟空：是不是出門了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQMNa531Rx
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xGjAQqCoJ
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1BroCVTCk
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFSkjHWpLb
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAhoIf6oCm
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCeNnazkAa
白龍：他還在水裏小便。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTCdC5PYij
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0zKkF6TSA
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUAI3ybG57
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDCR9cTWQf
悟空：師父，上馬。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YAuI0CUJ3
唐僧騎在馬上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIOIXmX7NQ
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO1WySYHVr
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDP6PNrL71
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkRPwD4G1I
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ezVex61J3
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxCHIzQVXv
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