師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。77Please respect copyright.PENANASRinPJVkjO
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。77Please respect copyright.PENANAqkpYKgKE0y
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA14FjohEt8g
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAb2nORdKRhG
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?77Please respect copyright.PENANANkYN4pcnmC
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。77Please respect copyright.PENANAmHPMiJuzag
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAf1DmvoRHIz
唐僧:不定期舉行。77Please respect copyright.PENANARtWh89RuUg
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAPRvvuUPjcK
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。77Please respect copyright.PENANArLdnP8kVtm
殿內,有一個和尚。77Please respect copyright.PENANALdTGTASIoK
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?77Please respect copyright.PENANACZRGjehkhn
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?77Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1am6c2gLP
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAqW0K7T3ZXb
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0fuc6thcPV
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。77Please respect copyright.PENANAgtVOt0z5rZ
和尚:拜吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANANk4Yr9qqlU
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoflwBYP7u5
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKVTqoxnEKn
悟空:這塑像是金子的?77Please respect copyright.PENANAEiR72IXTND
唐僧:是啊。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5qJsEaE6l6
悟空上下左右看著塑像。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKhiQ4l0Lky
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。77Please respect copyright.PENANAey0Hp74XYk
唐僧:我也發現了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoPZfh0zByy
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。77Please respect copyright.PENANAETsojU9L3V
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。77Please respect copyright.PENANAj9arN6GVsq
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。77Please respect copyright.PENANAuSCkeB8IZH
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!77Please respect copyright.PENANAfXarTwhzBu
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvzuwzuVSeg
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。77Please respect copyright.PENANApy1HAoqtn4
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!77Please respect copyright.PENANAORRtfY8zYl
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1IlEupMvM3
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?77Please respect copyright.PENANA6hvYpzpxtr
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAijRGTX6aIB
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?77Please respect copyright.PENANAmooPhVwBpu
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。77Please respect copyright.PENANAI8NHlGNcEL
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaSwadwZMT4
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANAIvopluQdup
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANABx7zntTjDC
眾僧:胖很多。77Please respect copyright.PENANAgZj7homMWh
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!77Please respect copyright.PENANAJKcmhFcNmp
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。77Please respect copyright.PENANALRUG8LcPdi
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。77Please respect copyright.PENANA9aHZT0cVGW
悟空:收工。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOjqlR3buvW
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。77Please respect copyright.PENANACLDlpGriUB
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。77Please respect copyright.PENANArBaKNPHBAO
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。77Please respect copyright.PENANAf0RJpna4jt
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAbkiBPppzK
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJzEsuUP5qf
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?77Please respect copyright.PENANAQLXLb8ZCi1
院主:給你當工錢。77Please respect copyright.PENANAB63eMsVQxy
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。77Please respect copyright.PENANA45fJZXg0Hy
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!77Please respect copyright.PENANAONfmv7FyuB
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAiK6YAZ6T4
晚飯進行中。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdMEkc65u7V
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHcNp5fTiBX
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOe2i89UdnM
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?77Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ9EqiMBWi
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIGnKgwr7Mt
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAMsyWQU9dgv
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVMoKbMEQWT
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3TaEmUjSex
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!77Please respect copyright.PENANACrlPzQ74tm
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfpTS8lLivP
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjrkrbWdUME
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。77Please respect copyright.PENANA8pT06siLGN
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。77Please respect copyright.PENANAm6tBR4C5dI
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAN2pK9J6wFZ
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。77Please respect copyright.PENANAH6i90g1hnx
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。77Please respect copyright.PENANAefL1bmmobV
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。77Please respect copyright.PENANAC3jasvVOOt
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0aYZkIp1DK
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。77Please respect copyright.PENANA64SLdNWiYR
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAayeQsXl2NQ
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0bebH5U1pA
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。77Please respect copyright.PENANACedmpZfq6P
悟空:師父,沒發現。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQzvnWhTdB7
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?77Please respect copyright.PENANApT7xTjeUks
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUN8nM0W0Qa
院主:我聞到香水味兒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOLOmAq4Oyx
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?77Please respect copyright.PENANALWNHOMpjLo
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAobXK4xLy8r
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。77Please respect copyright.PENANAedOyu0W5Mc
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……77Please respect copyright.PENANAwta5hA92KO
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。77Please respect copyright.PENANAp8LPW7XKx7
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!77Please respect copyright.PENANA1oAYwnYxU8
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANApaM62tmTj2
悟空:了解。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZtriniY2Ii
院主:明天你們就西去?77Please respect copyright.PENANAsfF1Q1KVGU
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2zZU6KIQAN
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?77Please respect copyright.PENANAHHvb9y8fTW
唐僧:院主的意思是……?77Please respect copyright.PENANAwUeXRmEKpM
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3zRpcZ1Lc9
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAt5MPN9hfYw
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6gdD3zl4iW
唐僧:好吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHG25JQ7NSC
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfrNJAMcv90
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoS4Gnr9sIH
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAt45eAgcxTQ
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2HU3RElyrD
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!77Please respect copyright.PENANA1rfVp3h438
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在77Please respect copyright.PENANA2D6xpIZfTn
近離才看清事物的視力。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJJKzDFb0Vo
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。77Please respect copyright.PENANAC7tN3NoQ9X
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANA8Gq9ve2O11
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtyRsBCVS8q
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWcqtfA5olu
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtsL3AuqbAu
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y3YQoZY7y
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAO58E3nTOWi
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。77Please respect copyright.PENANA898U7TvTN4
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?77Please respect copyright.PENANAsRJI04TJNi
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeFSSOthGf4
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。77Please respect copyright.PENANAPCP3eKRvWp
唐僧:停!噪音太大。77Please respect copyright.PENANAgFUi7lJKT4
悟空:我打慢一點。77Please respect copyright.PENANAG5GJe2Zbsr
開始慢動作打蚊子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbIncxwO0dS
唐僧:沒風了。77Please respect copyright.PENANA9xo2vgxXUY
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVvFH79tRDb
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAiqDtPeiYl9
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcHQcKN1uDw
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?77Please respect copyright.PENANASklvJwfVYa
悟空:天上。77Please respect copyright.PENANAju2QmBhnTx
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzrySiTTH09
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvlPX46rBRb
南天門外,有數名天將把守。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ6ReaRqQz
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?77Please respect copyright.PENANAWkP0asz0HE
悟空:我……你們不認識?77Please respect copyright.PENANAiaAn9ZInI0
天將:不認識!77Please respect copyright.PENANAEpUYgnq5ob
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。77Please respect copyright.PENANAs5u8p4ifyN
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkw2Jz7J6Y4
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。77Please respect copyright.PENANAq966rPw4KH
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnOIABh6yeG
悟空:消息準確?77Please respect copyright.PENANAeEvu3PJKN0
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。77Please respect copyright.PENANASDqLCxiZaN
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjerIdJOKDg
悟空:天王。77Please respect copyright.PENANA8Uat1UUsrM
天王:大聖,有什麽事?77Please respect copyright.PENANAHZSytW7OhK
悟空:你認識我?77Please respect copyright.PENANAnNjM9kxfej
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。77Please respect copyright.PENANADd3llqH2mf
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?77Please respect copyright.PENANAIMtWVYLloS
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!77Please respect copyright.PENANAvIhvLfRZ7H
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtTrYPWE6n0
天王:我還用呢。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXjPc31wF9c
悟空:我只借一晚上。77Please respect copyright.PENANAltrsTxos3e
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?77Please respect copyright.PENANAzYi4EhBCWV
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUyo1CFdT1y
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?77Please respect copyright.PENANArRP95xeWwQ
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEINRVvFpt1
天王:為什麽借給他?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkSvvUNpXq3
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。77Please respect copyright.PENANAiodYHKaDdN
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6T8mmWfZQs
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAITT84l7vFU
天王:借你可以。但要收費。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaE9HLOhPMc
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoa9RQzGcgl
天王:我租借。77Please respect copyright.PENANAzubdrLFIRT
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?77Please respect copyright.PENANAm8wZfwfyTM
天王:是。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnclmOmILm1
悟空:開價。我趕時間。77Please respect copyright.PENANASNSbOgNzFn
天王:一晚100兩。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoToxvkQGo1
悟空:天將也是這個價?77Please respect copyright.PENANA6gDGlY5dHi
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnPumUGSMQr
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?77Please respect copyright.PENANA0V7SFEhfRZ
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。77Please respect copyright.PENANAS306nNwZcN
悟空:好高的過夜費。77Please respect copyright.PENANA72DEPNrwXH
天王:是租借費。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkWdhZUI39A
悟空:成交。77Please respect copyright.PENANARke8KkzTxP
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!77Please respect copyright.PENANABKAcwbzHgC
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEHREaxeNHv
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhrXdIUpc5m
第二天。77Please respect copyright.PENANAI5NzKGiCj1
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdem29ROPVC
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaX7EGA8Ddb
唐僧:這怎麽回事?77Please respect copyright.PENANAUG48RRDaZQ
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANACubYYzVrWN
出現幾個和尚。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkU6eF3p9RZ
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?77Please respect copyright.PENANAKhq2ZlVtGt
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……77Please respect copyright.PENANAK9Fp5eMJmZ
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtjjZctyp2e
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。77Please respect copyright.PENANATKXD8OzOJy
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUoe1nbCnzQ
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?77Please respect copyright.PENANAWcCp9SlXyw
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHE6Qnf4Y42
一個和尚跑來:77Please respect copyright.PENANA51YOhmQ5Rs
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!77Please respect copyright.PENANA8tf3BkDiR4
眾人來到老院主的屋子。77Please respect copyright.PENANAZEXHVEA8Zf
眾和尚:師祖!55555……77Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2BrImegPE
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeQYAXAuL0O
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?77Please respect copyright.PENANAedSFcwuThq
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。77Please respect copyright.PENANAcw6rwAKmuw
眾和尚:我們找證據。77Please respect copyright.PENANACNbxYbX12n
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。77Please respect copyright.PENANAU28CaHPzbd
和尚:證據找到!77Please respect copyright.PENANAP5l8xBrwvI
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0XyJk6vJOO
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANA4vXoHWMSsp
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6CJ7TqfgDR
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANALZ65afUmK5
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7eoRHyvBff
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?77Please respect copyright.PENANAQeVPsg2Ed1
眾人屋內開找袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQbTYuv3TUQ
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAugegEGfcsc
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOlTgIbG1uw
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。77Please respect copyright.PENANAqgXJVlpRin
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANA1y6qcPPfON
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6ufYRYn5qj
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?77Please respect copyright.PENANAJYq0N8M3ub
唐僧:在。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxyyHNXb3rI
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoA7X4o51tn
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaFJaFgt5j2
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。77Please respect copyright.PENANAiIYqNJRc75
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANALI6ZZ7COu6
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANA4W6hPfJyba
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7uFFBTcKPS
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANAqVP6o3awqE
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。77Please respect copyright.PENANAGy6RPntljj
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5gYHb85wVL
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。77Please respect copyright.PENANAOakvITApIe
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANAT7hYsecGYj
黑熊怪不停的打哈。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbxPzchJfpd
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAICkGRtcY9l
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYNwyjFtjVe
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1g5QnMZwj5
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVpOzFIVVak
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYBio9xeuty
悟空:還我袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANA4ewSTrkXk7
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。77Please respect copyright.PENANAT5eJSqFOlH
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANAlTZw1eWKyg
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXFFveG2jfT
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAw4dePelxrq
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。77Please respect copyright.PENANAK1lpgcnyEq
黑熊怪:我能披上。77Please respect copyright.PENANA7XFB3CC7QH
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。77Please respect copyright.PENANALYX93RBRXU
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。77Please respect copyright.PENANAz3KKK5HGNU
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!77Please respect copyright.PENANAS3yYmfuM62
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。77Please respect copyright.PENANAhotdPWT2Ad
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1RVGxAlhKy
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?77Please respect copyright.PENANAkW2DkQVjr3
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHG1L9XGR6T
眾小妖:沒聽說過。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXdiW0JiGoc
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!77Please respect copyright.PENANAR3dgIR60EV
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q3SbD8D2u
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?77Please respect copyright.PENANAVegx8U4W2W
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEsd5OgPXsP
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWKzPJYIquo
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!77Please respect copyright.PENANAVTTRgGstKb
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANAlhpgDXSxNK
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1NyLNh5QoM
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANAM5wUU7ABhG
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfpSDoZAs68
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdqIswuIOJK
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。77Please respect copyright.PENANAL4DCYn7MqA
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxZf2m6XEYf
孫悟空返回觀音院。77Please respect copyright.PENANASx72gZxhRL
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?77Please respect copyright.PENANAjT3KSK3iV6
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。77Please respect copyright.PENANAFajKzVCLio
唐僧:你沒拿回來?77Please respect copyright.PENANAal3RTbGGD4
悟空:妖怪不給我。77Please respect copyright.PENANAnZqpjmIUmw
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAG7fJekaZoB
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAF6fUmETt8p
唐僧:我們也吃飯。77Please respect copyright.PENANACYqk81vYPl
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYL664m5SFO
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANANrMkWNOf2g
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。77Please respect copyright.PENANAE0lX5a59WZ
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANAU9lpeMbfsV
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYTn4V9MHws
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。77Please respect copyright.PENANANtwd3nXqoM
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMDPlgbMU3Z
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAJ15sNMzaiB
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIIeSCJ65Xg
悟空:還我袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANAWjuKmp260q
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!77Please respect copyright.PENANATD5Lui2eLx
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxWFcGTzfac
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。77Please respect copyright.PENANAsWE5gtTHMy
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANALrGnx1IFWD
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAZM1e6o7eFu
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANAbKzMrZn4Ma
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。77Please respect copyright.PENANATRUE5GaKIn
孫悟空又返回觀音院。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkBi81EqXSD
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?77Please respect copyright.PENANAjNg2gfJNeU
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJRv7zYigUd
唐僧:額。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdSeYhbowlR
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANASOJay8GL7H
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!77Please respect copyright.PENANAci4wBFT2u3
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANAb1MrFaViNX
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?77Please respect copyright.PENANAnc2Q3mvFKo
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!77Please respect copyright.PENANAUA5aOMNpUP
孫悟空又返回觀音院。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJmidceGt2b
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?77Please respect copyright.PENANAMXv73yrT5A
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。77Please respect copyright.PENANACdxYe4g0sn
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。77Please respect copyright.PENANAXT2qokUE81
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIxsPvpaMR1
嗖——!觀音出現。77Please respect copyright.PENANAwpiMIyyOFE
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHBjJoIIKAH
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?77Please respect copyright.PENANAN7NPLLF7Ke
觀音:我路過聽到。77Please respect copyright.PENANApmGRyNjrhG
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?77Please respect copyright.PENANAnxrZEIBtiQ
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?77Please respect copyright.PENANABOL8P770hW
黑風山。黑風洞。77Please respect copyright.PENANAwqhpKVXKNV
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeensJfl7F2
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6QwtXH4j27
小妖:誰啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANAlFmIeku8x7
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。77Please respect copyright.PENANAAkpZqwQYis
小妖向洞內報告。77Please respect copyright.PENANAILp4XkcJaA
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。77Please respect copyright.PENANACoIFaagXn2
黑熊怪:快請!快請!77Please respect copyright.PENANARz57dBCjuO
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ0NyQE4z8
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxfzuLu07nQ
黑熊怪:是滴。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMVfKHtl5ll
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。77Please respect copyright.PENANARt58enLsxq
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?77Please respect copyright.PENANATMc16yxqfu
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEIkZgv3n0x
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkRW7cd1Re2
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。77Please respect copyright.PENANAQlnngM2o65
黑熊怪:我吃!77Please respect copyright.PENANA5T6kbhPpyb
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。77Please respect copyright.PENANAaDrrvclgYf
仙丹是孫悟空所變。77Please respect copyright.PENANAJvt9GQb1rE
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。77Please respect copyright.PENANAIBj5NuSZgu
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5My4frceth
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2YSIJqIp8S
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?77Please respect copyright.PENANAmCsQXTlYlD
靈虛仙子變回觀音。77Please respect copyright.PENANApS0F9EN5CC
觀音:交不交?快點。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjBKzkOPWvj
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美77Please respect copyright.PENANAnjaooAWJ1a
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。77Please respect copyright.PENANAL0zIpU0cJu
黑熊怪交出袈裟。77Please respect copyright.PENANAEHt8orNeMx
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfrK0vtdLVK
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?77Please respect copyright.PENANARF0sQXU7nU
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。77Please respect copyright.PENANALjJ1bwMSUb
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANAPlTldFeIbQ
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。77Please respect copyright.PENANA51MmNN7V8e
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjCv5Xn0AjE
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANAb7tqBxX6PM
觀音:悟空,我那落伽山,無人看管,我帶他回去,讓他做個守山大神。77Please respect copyright.PENANAxGBAdijRCT
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大話囍遊
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刀鋒戰水

ISSUE #14
第14回 黑風山
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