师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。85Please respect copyright.PENANARhpCdwHRhY
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。85Please respect copyright.PENANAiqIIUoEA1Z
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?85Please respect copyright.PENANAxkkm1DErsj
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwxcQJ8RvZU
悟空:是。师父。85Please respect copyright.PENANAhic5NtNsA9
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkIWYRGsnQX
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4CkDDyTdAx
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。85Please respect copyright.PENANAi38F82F2ol
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。85Please respect copyright.PENANAny463eG5Cn
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?85Please respect copyright.PENANAy8f99H09r0
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。85Please respect copyright.PENANAstWC2lkHx9
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANABcX7ww7WQG
家丁:你会降妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAZsuOnSxNO6
悟空:是滴。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwkRgDzVLAf
家丁:有没有降妖证?85Please respect copyright.PENANAEWppfukDio
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。85Please respect copyright.PENANAaaZPSQhxiZ
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAfUGHbhWlbZ
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeFlwkkrI3M
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwAUFpuoTKu
悟空:我有证人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAV0QVLkPhan
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。85Please respect copyright.PENANAg4MU5EIRqY
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbJcAIcl3C8
家丁:他真的能降妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANA6aVDRCp0A5
唐僧:能,我是证人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKIl9eBni5h
悟空:目击证人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZhAtPZbvTZ
唐僧:我是目击证人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkhuiXgmVKW
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANACR5Dbrcye4
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。85Please respect copyright.PENANAHYOtz9uzR7
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbP8IDVIw26
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAerHuNJcAbT
家丁:哦。85Please respect copyright.PENANAjOfXxWoN2m
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。85Please respect copyright.PENANAy0A07BcVBv
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAAsKpClNF5i
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。85Please respect copyright.PENANADwSICMYYuJ
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?85Please respect copyright.PENANABT2BACUGpv
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANA44wdhIx3Wn
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!85Please respect copyright.PENANAyGjgcXmWMl
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。85Please respect copyright.PENANA31157c0YSJ
高太公:2位是降妖的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAWRLfL0bssL
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4qmTTebfPv
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAEuzZXDZwPA
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7GWv1wyQ1v
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAd67SeHcoIG
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuGOCkaVRSk
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。85Please respect copyright.PENANAcVKbJr2DBI
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFCH3JsfPhy
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAn3aKA2uHLw
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsemS4lNenG
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAnLi3c8EWET
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvfEO7vGFH5
悟空:牛妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANASQbQ7MeuEt
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。85Please respect copyright.PENANA9kz7N0OyXB
悟空:猪妖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAJywiAqghXP
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuGlgWfD3Ds
悟空:不喝汤?85Please respect copyright.PENANA6JzOqq6QLB
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQVvZ6CZixd
悟空:配什么菜?85Please respect copyright.PENANAUhu1xqBAm7
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXclydpmX4Z
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbuHfLuP7BU
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。85Please respect copyright.PENANACMVAHP2XDZ
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。85Please respect copyright.PENANA1JR0ojmyu0
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvHoD5EgA7u
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQUwevQz0zy
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5HJIqKR6Rj
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAc36OMJMwrX
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。85Please respect copyright.PENANAEcrs3OhpD0
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZgPUG7ijo
悟空:猪啊!85Please respect copyright.PENANA8PJBdCxN3E
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!85Please respect copyright.PENANALS1h9RgZM7
妖怪也呕吐不止。85Please respect copyright.PENANAYiWxa7vyJN
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?85Please respect copyright.PENANApJ1g4Z3vWT
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。85Please respect copyright.PENANADGy4xkKLWm
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?85Please respect copyright.PENANALzsFKUn5yg
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7UDXUPF4B4
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVrsNt17X7I
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?85Please respect copyright.PENANAMbsf27Bhrd
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。85Please respect copyright.PENANAn1QplCMd2i
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。85Please respect copyright.PENANAoIO2XwjTNo
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。85Please respect copyright.PENANAr2KqFSCut5
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。85Please respect copyright.PENANABcKKEOz8KX
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?85Please respect copyright.PENANAMXUeANsczs
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。85Please respect copyright.PENANA2wuDAPCRZf
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANATRvQeYCcnI
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?85Please respect copyright.PENANAWvDg50hBXG
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?85Please respect copyright.PENANAa3QO7i8cIs
悟空:我就是!85Please respect copyright.PENANA1pkvXohyGJ
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!85Please respect copyright.PENANAe3ZVuuH72A
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?85Please respect copyright.PENANAf3cC2QVohW
妖怪:我闪!85Please respect copyright.PENANAzHDkvRinaj
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWpGNMnP6Hh
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。85Please respect copyright.PENANABDIXxLzma5
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUndUYnAhCw
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZOfz34Bj6R
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAjrMrnMWVza
悟空:出来!85Please respect copyright.PENANAfX6k7Mc2DS
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfycy9Z5Agj
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。85Please respect copyright.PENANAr4QIAFMvbP
悟空:我以为你睡了。85Please respect copyright.PENANACeAoG9g5Dg
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。85Please respect copyright.PENANAOmXpGi3tC8
悟空:时间太长。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdKDykDiyUj
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWlkiMg7jcV
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?85Please respect copyright.PENANASRX82JESVz
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?85Please respect copyright.PENANACOIY6ll5yl
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。85Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZykboX4wq
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdANiugYMlD
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?85Please respect copyright.PENANA4MZ3HUWA8d
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3GLrDUJqK3
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?85Please respect copyright.PENANAGFn7Nlz97J
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUtfbzteZDX
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?85Please respect copyright.PENANAbzGBsf1fHS
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAxGdZO7OFKv
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKNvaQPiu5B
猪妖:真的?85Please respect copyright.PENANA9jfcaotrgM
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0e9Ee92b2
猪妖:吃我一钯!85Please respect copyright.PENANAm8FVuF6wXo
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJULNmnLRSC
猪妖:打空了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAcXPrVckNKm
悟空:没。是你没打动。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5XWdb9mqCQ
猪妖:你的头好硬!85Please respect copyright.PENANAhWkEDcnouZ
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5yRTxSBfaF
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAYRjSN8hG1F
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAF2b84sHMuD
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。85Please respect copyright.PENANACf81qqz2zY
悟空:欢迎光临。85Please respect copyright.PENANALtdFlZIOVo
猪妖:我要睡了。88!85Please respect copyright.PENANACgLbgufWUK
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。85Please respect copyright.PENANAMlsxMu6Wh1
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUXRSpOFljz
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。85Please respect copyright.PENANAo3nNwVGTNl
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。85Please respect copyright.PENANAqLJztbWs5O
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWHsAL0aNrd
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?85Please respect copyright.PENANA2aEhJWeCAI
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。85Please respect copyright.PENANABce3Yn45yM
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzupkqrwbhm
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!85Please respect copyright.PENANAeptnsWjkq8
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwnfY5k9D8g
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!85Please respect copyright.PENANAnVZfAGCfpJ
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!85Please respect copyright.PENANAH2oUF5Pf8L
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!85Please respect copyright.PENANAU7v0Od7ivc
2人拥抱,流泪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXAcaHWOoas
悟空:我带你见师父。85Please respect copyright.PENANA1xXfSdaFYs
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。85Please respect copyright.PENANAo48xsD8124
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAvm1ileU8Ev
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfgENHRiIwS
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。85Please respect copyright.PENANAn5k5FEWdci
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。85Please respect copyright.PENANADpCSOWHSPV
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。85Please respect copyright.PENANAaf72tOAYIx
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZPm8f2q8dS
猪妖:师父!师父!85Please respect copyright.PENANA4qmwiVkmGJ
唐僧:你叫我师父?85Please respect copyright.PENANATOKobdbg5s
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!85Please respect copyright.PENANAlwtuMnMXwT
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?85Please respect copyright.PENANARRMOkH5pGZ
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……85Please respect copyright.PENANA9Uisu06ZOv
八戒:我是猪八戒……85Please respect copyright.PENANA6elR3bwixG
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……85Please respect copyright.PENANAKcInRrYoOx
八戒和悟空边说边表演。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKhRWFE4mSF
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……85Please respect copyright.PENANAOoG57JWLHf
八戒:不要!不要!85Please respect copyright.PENANAlLofTmsAIj
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。85Please respect copyright.PENANAT3ECdpc3pq
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?85Please respect copyright.PENANAY8dqNtSkwy
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdIpWczJQkP
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?85Please respect copyright.PENANAQJxsJJE2gL
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0OXXQN0bzq
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。85Please respect copyright.PENANAYPNoIcXRjV
85Please respect copyright.PENANA5X75PSuVPW
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