师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzHotK86Ruv
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。59Please respect copyright.PENANADlSvvhrZ6U
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?59Please respect copyright.PENANAEQhMo3jotq
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。59Please respect copyright.PENANAGgIFVRIgBw
悟空:是。师父。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQkcB7BYS32
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。59Please respect copyright.PENANAL5AG970xM2
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。59Please respect copyright.PENANAL5e0R4vCxl
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。59Please respect copyright.PENANAIXXTVvOo4I
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。59Please respect copyright.PENANAF7bKKJ7Zwq
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?59Please respect copyright.PENANAHAHrFrbQUA
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtlht1fXqFS
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。59Please respect copyright.PENANA79HX3SCb5Z
家丁:你会降妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUj1ShYAcsp
悟空:是滴。59Please respect copyright.PENANAMAk063lKCz
家丁:有没有降妖证?59Please respect copyright.PENANA3gcon9FLwl
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。59Please respect copyright.PENANAB6C4cQ4NWc
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAIxkFj61OX8
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。59Please respect copyright.PENANAGrUq5PVK4V
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。59Please respect copyright.PENANA1FuBDnFzl8
悟空:我有证人。59Please respect copyright.PENANA63Wh42ygdT
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。59Please respect copyright.PENANAr9UattLHUw
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。59Please respect copyright.PENANAc2oyIPutuV
家丁:他真的能降妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAmXzKY3k2Uj
唐僧:能,我是证人。59Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8nvza0Jr4
悟空:目击证人。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqaKbwxBuuF
唐僧:我是目击证人。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPZtqRMgGBz
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAxc8NLKVict
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。59Please respect copyright.PENANA4yRrFkCNdM
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2MRXnvjbLn
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzWHnY64OGt
家丁:哦。59Please respect copyright.PENANAofsOIPe44r
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。59Please respect copyright.PENANAceNpn5BW1O
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqWDvhL8SPj
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。59Please respect copyright.PENANAcXYLM2fJ45
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?59Please respect copyright.PENANAZhzrQdYAp3
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。59Please respect copyright.PENANAL3IR2rBoYh
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!59Please respect copyright.PENANAft7CXs7gIj
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。59Please respect copyright.PENANAkq8vf6a944
高太公:2位是降妖的?59Please respect copyright.PENANAiv3OH3EMh3
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。59Please respect copyright.PENANA6iOplcnSEV
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUw8TPg9fyo
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。59Please respect copyright.PENANA3uZn0LySQg
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?59Please respect copyright.PENANA3VdPtPXX4I
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXKUchMWzSH
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。59Please respect copyright.PENANAU6GzGRTcPV
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAnysZjU6dEg
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOkuJK77OzX
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。59Please respect copyright.PENANAVB9yQKdlBY
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAiIHrvsJggH
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。59Please respect copyright.PENANArLtQz5ErAv
悟空:牛妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6IC2lo0pV9
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZZe7xgz7A
悟空:猪妖?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUUgdpbhVte
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。59Please respect copyright.PENANASXEesbKLwg
悟空:不喝汤?59Please respect copyright.PENANAb1dXhnTANW
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。59Please respect copyright.PENANALxMDq6zIu3
悟空:配什么菜?59Please respect copyright.PENANAj3S3C02RLK
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。59Please respect copyright.PENANAhsx59Dfn8z
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。59Please respect copyright.PENANAAekQlNP1SA
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2YULX9BZx2
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7jqIbXhdRq
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzVjTTXmulG
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。59Please respect copyright.PENANACYwgo2klWr
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。59Please respect copyright.PENANASUViGJ2TUi
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ3m90xexS
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。59Please respect copyright.PENANAxpcHE10BpH
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOsrfaDh64m
悟空:猪啊!59Please respect copyright.PENANAuTk0YCurDI
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!59Please respect copyright.PENANAVJ68hoQlZ6
妖怪也呕吐不止。59Please respect copyright.PENANAx3J1c7KmS2
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?59Please respect copyright.PENANAcPMfoL6QW6
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。59Please respect copyright.PENANAvcfcooIu2T
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6CLFjTQS8U
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANA1N8IDVh7Km
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。59Please respect copyright.PENANAh7cMqvDdqQ
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?59Please respect copyright.PENANAYwfrhuxfer
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。59Please respect copyright.PENANAmWZSK3i7r4
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。59Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5kP1uLQ0N
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。59Please respect copyright.PENANAkmNMEeajjw
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXMAsxEjPCy
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?59Please respect copyright.PENANAgclpKOKTPY
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。59Please respect copyright.PENANAchaDhLk4uU
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANANZQbnuLEUv
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUuJWipNXdi
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?59Please respect copyright.PENANAkRvuFgWF95
悟空:我就是!59Please respect copyright.PENANA0BFJX33yQC
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!59Please respect copyright.PENANAVL357E1d0e
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?59Please respect copyright.PENANAL1QeJuawL7
妖怪:我闪!59Please respect copyright.PENANAmk7yvmQQGz
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqS35k1DDFE
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。59Please respect copyright.PENANAIDcelsGNmq
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAslITuBiHKb
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。59Please respect copyright.PENANADnuUPNka8A
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHPLdNrd9Ok
悟空:出来!59Please respect copyright.PENANAoOYEyokHwD
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8dCgMhZ3jt
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。59Please respect copyright.PENANAnKfkXHDkHD
悟空:我以为你睡了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAUO4PBiuUu8
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqRetTYlvNM
悟空:时间太长。59Please respect copyright.PENANAijMoWjuNIt
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAsFb7b3SCFe
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?59Please respect copyright.PENANA2mvKle7vna
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?59Please respect copyright.PENANAoLTEuIXhDQ
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。59Please respect copyright.PENANAsxAqD7qTy9
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。59Please respect copyright.PENANA6bCwJwnDtV
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?59Please respect copyright.PENANAgwOBL8nsbw
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。59Please respect copyright.PENANACPZaAuzHY7
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?59Please respect copyright.PENANAHGBOV95d5f
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。59Please respect copyright.PENANAajWpKvoBkW
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?59Please respect copyright.PENANAXlPzHIoIBG
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。59Please respect copyright.PENANArUkv4aeGmu
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。59Please respect copyright.PENANAREGFTdZ4QE
猪妖:真的?59Please respect copyright.PENANAyCTx84zXoX
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPN4oMWU3jv
猪妖:吃我一钯!59Please respect copyright.PENANAfS6YlNiD72
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQQA6bYKbzk
猪妖:打空了?59Please respect copyright.PENANAPBNFebwIor
悟空:没。是你没打动。59Please respect copyright.PENANAJg1IJVEmEB
猪妖:你的头好硬!59Please respect copyright.PENANAHUG1n1rEnN
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlRiHTLCi2u
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAbK5fAAQJ04
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。59Please respect copyright.PENANAG5R9GUrklz
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。59Please respect copyright.PENANAgz5b3HPcFr
悟空:欢迎光临。59Please respect copyright.PENANAS2YNXjNg5G
猪妖:我要睡了。88!59Please respect copyright.PENANAoOq5vGOpqi
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQdr8DYGwox
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。59Please respect copyright.PENANADSRNP0rABQ
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。59Please respect copyright.PENANAxXU9ZVwij4
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。59Please respect copyright.PENANAyvXOBEgG66
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。59Please respect copyright.PENANANjujWUCtdf
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?59Please respect copyright.PENANASjieUKGrEQ
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5hEghyCDdA
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。59Please respect copyright.PENANArdkdJqj6mI
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!59Please respect copyright.PENANAw6pjLAoSZD
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqxas2Lm6J7
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!59Please respect copyright.PENANAlbeQlpZKxA
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!59Please respect copyright.PENANActCzvJGiq7
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAoF5MjVODly
2人拥抱,流泪。59Please respect copyright.PENANAiWoveYP2WF
悟空:我带你见师父。59Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fy0rYIUds
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。59Please respect copyright.PENANAUNF7wQyorp
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?59Please respect copyright.PENANAdA2qP17rYG
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXw82hBmG84
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。59Please respect copyright.PENANANTQEpJYJf8
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。59Please respect copyright.PENANAjUvMVVZUP8
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。59Please respect copyright.PENANAe9ljpD7Vb8
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。59Please respect copyright.PENANALRlsjY1efY
猪妖:师父!师父!59Please respect copyright.PENANAUxzi4jXBfu
唐僧:你叫我师父?59Please respect copyright.PENANAniCblPbhHw
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!59Please respect copyright.PENANAKJGQnyjnSH
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?59Please respect copyright.PENANAYAUnJmre2p
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……59Please respect copyright.PENANA96kvibUyVx
八戒:我是猪八戒……59Please respect copyright.PENANA5McYKTSzOF
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……59Please respect copyright.PENANAZtu2mmgM9z
八戒和悟空边说边表演。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8JWfPsUdU0
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……59Please respect copyright.PENANAqXOEOORBjZ
八戒:不要!不要!59Please respect copyright.PENANAjBcrgVupPd
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。59Please respect copyright.PENANAv5dcYCPlge
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?59Please respect copyright.PENANAyBKHZFVc4G
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。59Please respect copyright.PENANAyHCqglZPKj
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?59Please respect copyright.PENANAGqfpv0opkX
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAKJE2NYfrJd
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2OE18jsdZ8
59Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Qm7HjWo0
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