师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。67Please respect copyright.PENANAcYC2GN4gh6
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkKnsRnj9dD
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?67Please respect copyright.PENANAbGpHAuAGd6
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。67Please respect copyright.PENANACWkmFpRfzy
悟空:是。师父。67Please respect copyright.PENANA1icCZc0HSU
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。67Please respect copyright.PENANA3iWqHw9BPq
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。67Please respect copyright.PENANAo5I3dRDkOd
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。67Please respect copyright.PENANABFHRwus1gk
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7afl6WT4On
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?67Please respect copyright.PENANAFSBHIRoLy8
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。67Please respect copyright.PENANAsJP0kefsm4
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。67Please respect copyright.PENANAx77d3ZlKZL
家丁:你会降妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAyM8xmb0OUq
悟空:是滴。67Please respect copyright.PENANAR5Hkq9zZHH
家丁:有没有降妖证?67Please respect copyright.PENANAa4vZEZKgma
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。67Please respect copyright.PENANAelm69mdsm9
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAD8O7ZI4MFC
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。67Please respect copyright.PENANA6FQf5fJXET
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。67Please respect copyright.PENANATVgMf46Ckz
悟空:我有证人。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdDSyehlx5i
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。67Please respect copyright.PENANA0nVJvLwuDI
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。67Please respect copyright.PENANAcI7ev5HlBB
家丁:他真的能降妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAmFSGrz8C4P
唐僧:能,我是证人。67Please respect copyright.PENANAIFaykt2ybE
悟空:目击证人。67Please respect copyright.PENANANfVxpuj4E7
唐僧:我是目击证人。67Please respect copyright.PENANApvupBlEntq
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAV9iw24QTDG
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。67Please respect copyright.PENANADVlOWxPa9z
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXWcZRw8h3e
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。67Please respect copyright.PENANADk04OWalyP
家丁:哦。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnEkETtcqLN
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxMiBw8bQGi
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeSoLXKMMr6
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlELV7sZX1i
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?67Please respect copyright.PENANAUmJ5Jifg4n
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。67Please respect copyright.PENANAoVUQGzhNPs
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!67Please respect copyright.PENANAI7I5xav8YM
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。67Please respect copyright.PENANA92etL9I4Vl
高太公:2位是降妖的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAu4YAnmAJsq
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWbdH6HujsY
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAS1jII69RG4
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。67Please respect copyright.PENANAZraHchbYdd
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAyrtYNlDs4E
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOl48w8d7nm
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。67Please respect copyright.PENANAgZWXBcFhJB
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。67Please respect copyright.PENANANIghjd8p7w
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。67Please respect copyright.PENANA9l8OlCKASd
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。67Please respect copyright.PENANADbQMmyfzdI
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAzCwBkU06wV
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。67Please respect copyright.PENANARrujS5bAPe
悟空:牛妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANA95RBgSPCHq
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJnzGu8B0Q5
悟空:猪妖?67Please respect copyright.PENANAgPeavWhGXr
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJIM9mvwFpl
悟空:不喝汤?67Please respect copyright.PENANAyPePEvPKR9
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。67Please respect copyright.PENANA3J73LcNUs8
悟空:配什么菜?67Please respect copyright.PENANAzJh4s8fRag
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7w2qU6Hnkx
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。67Please respect copyright.PENANARyHmvicFoK
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqWI2sQj9mv
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOuE52RsAsm
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjCvwrMJJah
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAb1T5EYHFc
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。67Please respect copyright.PENANAX81AkM9qob
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。67Please respect copyright.PENANAGCm48ZQP9J
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。67Please respect copyright.PENANAFXUFhsRJIJ
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAYunkBomou
悟空:猪啊!67Please respect copyright.PENANAeVuBSk2UYG
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!67Please respect copyright.PENANAepajpfWSYo
妖怪也呕吐不止。67Please respect copyright.PENANAys5AhWvnQJ
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?67Please respect copyright.PENANA2UvrikGH9d
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWnoX5Cj4zX
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?67Please respect copyright.PENANAM5Csu7Y3w4
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvFbjkvIGcd
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEONXH6dHdd
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?67Please respect copyright.PENANAnpqdjRxuGr
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYXJMj7CjTy
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYCLhbb1dsb
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。67Please respect copyright.PENANAohqfXRY13i
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfjKkZpR3DE
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?67Please respect copyright.PENANAoWwfxBXrwe
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。67Please respect copyright.PENANA4iDA6L4zRW
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7m33ooACUO
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?67Please respect copyright.PENANAkIDRuoqMDN
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?67Please respect copyright.PENANAT5Ev13qfQz
悟空:我就是!67Please respect copyright.PENANADrGhVqh7AG
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!67Please respect copyright.PENANA34DUTU9tBM
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?67Please respect copyright.PENANA0pdX2XdRKt
妖怪:我闪!67Please respect copyright.PENANAHxeuv7kPsm
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。67Please respect copyright.PENANAsA3hHQoA8d
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。67Please respect copyright.PENANAQU1JFqgQKz
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjQqtjbhXFG
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtwXHCDAkSH
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAx6u4hWKwoM
悟空:出来!67Please respect copyright.PENANAEjxjL3TJkX
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqChlwFB84r
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。67Please respect copyright.PENANAMEMBUZXm08
悟空:我以为你睡了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqyl7OVUVA4
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOKK4a2MDQr
悟空:时间太长。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkyz2Pxq12Q
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAFOVy7rk3Bj
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?67Please respect copyright.PENANAUwv6DfUjbF
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?67Please respect copyright.PENANAeeQG1LCrXi
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAvg25IM1MO
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHA49BCexhw
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?67Please respect copyright.PENANANgZqVqumPW
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。67Please respect copyright.PENANAM0WVUUPS7O
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?67Please respect copyright.PENANAiVSBzXiP1g
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlMsKgtJlIl
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?67Please respect copyright.PENANANzL0phT3RT
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHbKM4gKJJL
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。67Please respect copyright.PENANABSqHtsRNAe
猪妖:真的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAKRZZtpOMo4
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。67Please respect copyright.PENANAQi1uYzcnJJ
猪妖:吃我一钯!67Please respect copyright.PENANAhQCarcd7it
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzpL5fU9yUS
猪妖:打空了?67Please respect copyright.PENANArOGSFcvUQ9
悟空:没。是你没打动。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnKmQeqc7Su
猪妖:你的头好硬!67Please respect copyright.PENANAROHdw3mZyH
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJaQh604XQv
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?67Please respect copyright.PENANAa4Kyd7Ieiy
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。67Please respect copyright.PENANA10oHNFlbIi
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ67UyhgwO
悟空:欢迎光临。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5TYsbNk2yj
猪妖:我要睡了。88!67Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ5Roi6zbV
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYjber4aOMD
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。67Please respect copyright.PENANA41WZ7mFBv5
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。67Please respect copyright.PENANA034wiBmlsG
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。67Please respect copyright.PENANAojXhPpdYbQ
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqyuCBCP0sH
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?67Please respect copyright.PENANA8GW87jmOHp
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbKF12m2Pzq
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkU0J4TVSCa
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!67Please respect copyright.PENANA6x1G6JOSfT
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。67Please respect copyright.PENANA3SJeunhP0k
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!67Please respect copyright.PENANA3anMrmUIT6
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!67Please respect copyright.PENANAgCiiE6GbPG
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!67Please respect copyright.PENANA9TG2Yk1QQu
2人拥抱,流泪。67Please respect copyright.PENANArbTkDO3s4k
悟空:我带你见师父。67Please respect copyright.PENANAksGplSk7HA
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。67Please respect copyright.PENANA73NMz2E72v
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAjv1MHsL5qF
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。67Please respect copyright.PENANAcJE6IGoJte
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlAwLUbXFvW
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhGprrlO7Km
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。67Please respect copyright.PENANADMCTvBe8ec
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。67Please respect copyright.PENANAB2KZXts8S0
猪妖:师父!师父!67Please respect copyright.PENANAyk4CRPR5SI
唐僧:你叫我师父?67Please respect copyright.PENANAk5XfMoy8K5
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!67Please respect copyright.PENANAKsTd7aF9nE
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?67Please respect copyright.PENANAGJL26lXjX6
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……67Please respect copyright.PENANAMiDXHblgob
八戒:我是猪八戒……67Please respect copyright.PENANALP1TbvCdq1
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……67Please respect copyright.PENANAbb6tiK2zdc
八戒和悟空边说边表演。67Please respect copyright.PENANANL1NSpvzmV
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……67Please respect copyright.PENANA1JXbhD6RJO
八戒:不要!不要!67Please respect copyright.PENANANixHDzfHCU
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8W9oZgDulk
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?67Please respect copyright.PENANATIHpp2v76M
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。67Please respect copyright.PENANAl2UMqNUTaw
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?67Please respect copyright.PENANA3o22vY6FRn
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJFIU3vLeVW
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。67Please respect copyright.PENANAs5FzWVFxaH
67Please respect copyright.PENANAJqUiL7Hp0Q
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ISSUE #15
第15回 高老庄
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