唐僧、豬八戒、孫悟空三個，風食露宿、披星帶月西行，一路平安的走了半個月。這一日，眼前出現一座高山，10分險峻。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmbOF80AAn
唐僧騎在馬上，遙遙觀望，看到山上出沒的飛禽走獸。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JWf6VHUMz
唐僧：徒弟們，你們看山上的野兔、野狗、野雞、野鴨。又有野味兒吃了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeXUaEqAFl
悟空：師父，你的意思是？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL7UZwV08f
八戒：師父，師父！出家人，可是不吃肉的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTuWcmBcAy
唐僧：八戒，我沒說吃肉。我讓你們觀賞野生動物。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4muo27Bk30
八戒：你剛不說有野味吃？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMNFu1yNPR
唐僧：是啊。我看到山上的野果、野菜，我想吃這些。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEyWvYQtqZ
悟空：八戒，出家人吃肉怎樣？你不吃，我和師父吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9PjKvUQZH
八戒：師父想吃野菜。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2US26pgjqM
唐僧：只吃野菜，營養不均衡。野菜加肉一塊吃，才能均衡營養。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI6DjsxTd7
八戒：佛祖知道，會懲罰你們。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUQ6quVfse
唐僧：我和悟空吃的不是肉，是野菜加肉。佛祖知道，也會搭配著吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwSq8GY2Ei
悟空：離佛祖居住的西天還遠著呢，肉味道飄不到那。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC13Wu1ERy
唐僧：我和悟空準備一路吃到西天佛祖那。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYZeo1ePBv
八戒：啊！你們一路吃下去，渾身滿口是肉味兒，一見佛祖就被發現了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG2k3FgSRd
悟空：見佛祖的前一天晚上，我和師父洗洗澡、刷刷牙，再換一身新衣服。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwGPRU5kwu
唐僧：八戒，你想不想加入？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEMoBPyRxB
八戒：安全嗎？我還是有點擔心。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVvce80LQJ
唐僧：見佛祖前，你可以洗2次澡、刷2次牙，穿2層衣服。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnZRl9Vb0H
八戒：我加入！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTifK5zdu2
唐僧：這就對了。取經路上，我們師徒一路同心，才能取回真經。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRncIDdhfx
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面刮來一陣大風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSglbQPTKR
大風過後，出現一個妖怪，攔住去路。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD04dSXcjnx
妖怪：我乃黃風大王手下前路先鋒。今奉大王之命，在山上巡邏，要抓幾個人做酒菜。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtGwYKCvhz
悟空：要抓人？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BoQnQHXkC
孫悟空走近妖怪。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92tBQHZuHe
仔細看清楚，我不是人。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBq4iRnrkt
先鋒妖看了看悟空。悟空走了過去，妖怪沒攔。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3GwSMrRNe
豬八戒走近妖怪。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7P2SMXTxr
八戒：仔細看清楚，我也不是人。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9B11vDvxT
先鋒妖接著看了看豬八戒。八戒也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQyIaln2UW
唐僧走近妖怪。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup7G549xpj
唐僧：仔細看清楚……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0Ifsw7SWU
妖怪：你是人！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvbm5acIg6
唐僧：是，我是人，我只是一個人。你說要抓幾個人，不能只抓我一個，抓我一個也不夠。你一個人一個人的抓，多費力。你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nSaMEQXcw
唐僧說完，也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYArknq1GW
漸漸遠離攔路的妖怪。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J6iYmrIOt
唐僧：哈哈哈！不動一刀一槍，妖怪就被擺平。取經路上都遇到這樣的妖怪，不用打打殺殺，一路平安達到，那該多好。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0u7r0lh1n
悟空：師父，剛剛真擔心你，被妖怪抓去。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZus8cfYWY
唐僧：妖怪要抓的是幾個人，我又達不到要求。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pJrCnmdlX
八戒：師父，剛剛你心裏緊張不緊張？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJGmCBnlpd
唐僧：我是心平氣和的向妖怪說明真實具體情況，有什麽緊張不緊張的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPiuQHx9mr
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面又刮來一陣大風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YGpJ6v653
悟空：大家做好準備，又有妖怪即將出現。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrAoEUC5JI
唐僧：確定？臺詞我背熟了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8Fj7T2QHs
八戒：我只有一句。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBtKyI4kTQ
大風過後，剛剛出現的妖怪，第2次出現，攔住去路。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEByBhmrZCB
悟空/八戒：又是你？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaU9RckIiN
唐僧：徒弟們，臺詞省了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXXheGQYCx
悟空：先鋒兄，我們甩你很遠了，你怎麽跑我們前面？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAvLseC8ju
唐僧：悟空，直接Pass，我們趕時間。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtha1yhUQZ
悟空：師父，這妖怪被我們遠遠甩在後面，突然，又出現在我們前面。他有什麽90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazUJ0TUofJ
走路快一點的方法，應該學習請教。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCabOr8zq0c
先鋒妖：我，我剛剛內急，在山上跑來跑去找廁所。我也不知怎麽跑你們前面了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3um7Ux9Q8
悟空：內急就近找個隱蔽的地方解決，別在山上亂跑。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgM1KJwfJHa
先鋒妖：好的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkmj9XY4pD
悟空：向你們大王反應一下，山上公共廁所太少。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wzHu9dN8Y
先鋒妖：我現在就去反應。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQrxGoRE0y
妖怪化成一陣大風，消失。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu0CD8B0Rb
大風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒看不到師父唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8oJzkLzPT
悟空：師父？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg19dutN0Nk
八戒：師父？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmDJWs9K48
一處山洞的洞口，一陣大風吹過，先鋒妖出現。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEvpF3USKa
先鋒妖：這麽快到家了。早知道這麽快到家，我回家大便。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogwcCk9z9C
忽聽「嘭」的一聲。回頭一看，唐僧不知從哪掉下來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yoHMW85lG
先鋒妖：你怎麽來這了？不西天取經了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmizw6KneDT
唐僧：是你的那陣風，把我帶來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYra8WHbkk
先鋒妖：是嗎？你也離我遠點。我對這事不負責，你自己回去吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Az5vU8ypF
唐僧：你的風，能帶多重的東西？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Ns3snVNG
先鋒妖：不明白。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmM2fD4sYx
唐僧：我是問，你風的載重多少？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjVFfscaRN
先鋒妖：1噸。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqJkeLHAx7
唐僧：哎呀。有這個載重，搬家、運貨方便多了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3URTgNCfV
先鋒妖：我不搬家、不運貨，只帶人。大王讓我抓人，我的風一吹，人就被我捉來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5au6CrFFM7
唐僧：我和2個徒弟，西天取經，你的風帶我們一程怎樣？錢不是問題。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7jZEYr8ph
先鋒妖：吃個飯，我還要為我家大王抓人。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx421N8z6J
唐僧：你臨時做個兼職行吧？我，我的2個徒弟，馬，共4件，沒多少重量。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgLdx6xHNb
…………90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3tVG4ygHE
2個人的對話，早被一個偵查妖發現，報告給黃風大王。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoLy0LCL7Q
洞門一開，黃風大王有氣無力的出現，帶了幾個小妖。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKc0WRJKp7
黃風大王：先鋒，我快餓死了！讓你抓的人呢？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94be4npNbs
先鋒妖：洞主，上午沒抓到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDyHGiATsZ
黃風大王：這個不是人麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZNqcOdAXB
黃風大王看到唐僧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6M7zpZf0T
先鋒妖：大王，他只是一個人。你說讓我抓幾個人，抓他一個不夠。下午我……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1br6hTLQHF
唐僧：下午你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGkb2F1vng
先鋒妖：對對！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N1mUzirxC
黃風大王：我先吃一個，填填肚子。我好久沒吃人！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D5pTw2iFh
唐僧：啊！你好久沒吃人，你最近吃什麽？一直餓著？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRDukbbMoY
黃風大王：謝謝關心。我吃野菜。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmaZHwQBq1
唐僧：不吃野生動物？野生動物搭配野菜吃？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc4CfRQevs
黃風大王：我只吃人。我現在吃你！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL45eVAXadW
唐僧：我半年沒洗澡，身上很那個。你現在吃我，不怕得病？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPpONx5Kqo
黃風大王：啊！你半年沒洗澡？我每天洗澡2次，洞裏每天消毒2次，我很講究個人衛生，很怕得病。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIBYqT5Fkv
唐僧：好樣的。你要吃我，先讓我洗洗澡，體內排排毒吧。健康第一！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQLEUJ7k9k
唐僧被小妖們帶進洞內，開始洗澡。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvgOSZAuUw
小妖：大王，這和尚煮著吃、蒸著吃、煎著吃、還是炒著吃？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iFS2M6s3r
黃風大王：先把他煮熟，然後蒸一蒸，接著煎一下，最後搭配野菜炒著吃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCjboN7CGl
小妖：以往，你最愛水煮。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG65FSgGLF1
黃風大王：這次只抓到這麽珍貴的一個，我改變以往的吃法，想吃出全味道。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKfpIYIBt7
先鋒妖：洞主，這和尚有2個徒弟，2人是負責他人身安全的2個保鏢。很厲害！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTKAJWVo8f
黃風大王：這麽多的2，厲害什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAkGidmxHW
先鋒妖：他的2個徒弟，不是人，是妖！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAsMAAoIvq
黃風大王：是人也好，是妖也好。只要不是人妖，本大王就不怕！哈哈哈。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yzKjrgpv8
話說，孫悟空和豬八戒丟了師父，正在山上尋找失蹤的師父。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WBwHUeka5
找來找去，在石崖下，發現一座洞府。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEzU8R0wRX
門上有6個大字：黃風嶺黃風洞。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvjhoaWZwU
悟空：妖怪！送我師父出來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDLktS71jK
八戒：師兄，你確定師父在洞裏？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4Nb9PCwOl
悟空：在不在的，先這麽吆喝。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyDaenlRBZ
八戒：嗯嗯。妖怪！送我師父出來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1wVsx3x3h
看門的小妖，立刻報知黃風大王。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglzRqIkuHo
小妖：大王，門外有2個和尚叫門，要我們還師父。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRVlaDU0j2
黃風大王：這麽快來了？我餓著肚子，無力面對。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y624ONq81
先鋒妖：大王，我先出門看看。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq0v1YMx5Q
黃風大王：好。我先多少吃點，馬上就到。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PXJkKPEI5
先鋒妖：你最好吃飽，他那2個徒弟不好對付。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpKiaiXiNA
黃風洞外，洞門一開，先鋒妖帶一幫小妖出現。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO2AZBRlB8
八戒：師父不在這吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCPaMtkx6Z
先鋒妖：2位，我們又見面啦。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29FbNrDLUD
悟空：先鋒兄，我的師父在你們洞裏吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsmqFu3MOc
先鋒妖：在。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpKqRLG2xq
悟空：讓你們送我師父出來，怎麽不送？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rEGUE1QNg
先鋒妖：你的師父正在洞裏一絲不掛的洗澡，不能送。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR2ox9ANPz
悟空：是這樣。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0rUP8WFrs
八戒：師兄，我們等等師父。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxOyCkXr5I
悟空：等什麽，我們也進去洗洗。你們洞裏洗澡，怎麽收費？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YCDzwIPSz
先鋒妖：一次50。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJmRB45PBC
悟空：這是51，多出的是小費。我進去了。用不用排隊掛號？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3wdHbavxS
先鋒妖：不用。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XpPfreAzf
孫悟空把金箍棒一扔，進洞了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI6WlJQjxh
八戒：我，我錢不夠，通融一下，讓我進去吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡous6vUKIuM
先鋒妖：錢不要了。洞內缺個搓澡的，你幫別人搓搓，順便洗洗。進吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtIhwS0y7y
八戒興高采烈的也進了洞。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5wS9HVzHo
眾妖各個手拿兵器，有點吃驚。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnpQWvtefo
負責偵查的小妖冒出來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0adXRjOjg
偵查妖：大王讓你對付和尚的徒弟，你怎麽讓他們進洞洗澡？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGGlMZj6am
先鋒妖：傻冒！大王極其講究個人衛生，這2個和尚臟兮兮的，先讓他們洗幹凈，再和大王交戰。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4PYnFnjMK
正說著，黃風大王手拿一桿大鋼叉，沖出洞府。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm1obZZhIa
黃風大王：本大王來也！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL01qXm15n
洞外，只看到本洞的妖眾，沒看到外人。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrhLcFef3r
黃風大王：叫門的2個徒弟哪去了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5MrjkWHvK
先鋒妖：大王，我幫你叫來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanSLiNYxe2
黃風大王：不在洞門口嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5EGc9SW8e
先鋒妖：不在。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDcQbO4YcZ
黃風大王：不在門口，你也通報一下。我拿著這根大鋼叉，從洞的隧道跑到洞外，很累。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeuE3XLip3
忽然，聽到笑聲從洞內傳來，悟空和八戒走出洞口。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxGGLU6yjV
先鋒妖：他們來了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD4uM8ZqrI
黃風大王：怎麽從咱洞裏出來？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGJfmjmYxo
先鋒妖：我讓他們在洞裏洗澡，洗幹凈了，和大王交戰。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVzgEse5VU
悟空：先鋒兄，諸位，貴洞洗浴設施一流，我和八戒留戀往返。不知不覺，我們在洞裏洗澡洗了3遍……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSmMSUre6e
黃風大王：啊！我每天只洗澡2遍，你們洗澡洗了3遍？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsvwXCcQpk
悟空：是啊！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuZ6AVN2A2
黃風大王：我不能接受！不能接受！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXgXZyx7Vm
悟空：你回去洗洗，補上1遍，你也是3遍了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MFKShjfBG
黃風大王：我不能接受你們比我幹凈！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCxNcyz7Hi
黃風大王在地上右手抓起一把黃土，放到嘴邊，呼的一口氣，一陣黃風夾雜著沙子，吹向孫悟空和豬八戒。頃刻，黃沙漫天。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WqNtc5zYI
悟空：啊。沙塵暴！八戒，快閃！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghHJafZEvO
風停了，天空的黃色褪去。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlEkScpEpW
孫悟空的兩只火眼金睛，被沙塵暴吹的睜不開。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFrp6WeYOP
悟空：八戒，八戒！你閃到哪裏了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKRFLNFVyJ
卻說豬八戒看見那黃風大作，天地無光，蒙頭伏在山凹之間，不敢睜眼，不敢擡頭。聽到悟空叫他名字，抖抖全身的沙子和黃土，鉆出山坳。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpvf5YmDtq
八戒：師兄，我在這！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAIsM9pQkx
悟空：在哪？報坐標。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NTOpdShqO
兩人見到面。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGdBTuImUu
悟空：八戒，你沒事吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCw8xtQ6tB
八戒：沒事。師兄，那陣黃風，是什麽風？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkinvaRXwL5
悟空：沙塵暴。我剛剛告你了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPED69UIVAO
八戒：我閃的快，沒聽見。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4R6apMDCG
悟空：我的眼睛睜不開，看不到東西。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1RdyldI4O
八戒：現在怎麽辦？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyewnQq5B7Y
悟空：帶我看醫生。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC2f1jgxL4
八戒扶著悟空，順著山路走了一會兒，看到一個醫館。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSsy0BGOiR
醫館內，有一個老者，白發蒼蒼。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS1tJCFPES
悟空：大夫，你這兒有眼藥水麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtrRnr6p0I
老者：眼藥水？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdydRtN3jbk
悟空：滴眼液。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdSyJNZzsT
老者：你的眼睛怎麽了？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovtb1gxIMN
八戒：剛剛那場黃風，吹的我師兄眼睛進了沙子，現在睜不開。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoyuaLjmbX
悟空：是沙塵暴。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKMVAcoqny
老者：那陣黃風不是沙塵暴，它叫做三味神風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFbJwzIlmU
悟空：是哪三味？我沒聞出。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO5iFvYHPy
老者：空氣、沙子、黃土。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIjxmNJaGR
悟空：被三味神風吹傷眼睛，能治嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtNjyBH9sR
老者：能！我有一方，名叫三花九子膏，能治一切眼病。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBCLY304NB
悟空：含不含防腐劑？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRQPRZuVVH
老者：不含。聽名字你就知道，我的藥是純中藥。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JmJGCzZIe
悟空：江湖傳言，中藥含有重金屬。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup0ghbUTZ0
老者：我的不含。它的原名叫三花九子輕輕膏。你放心用吧！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqL2NUv7lf
老者給孫悟空點了眼藥膏。當晚，悟空和八戒在醫館過夜。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxhVRatAKq
第二天，孫悟空的眼睛恢復正常。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7C6d7mpsq
悟空：我又能看美女了！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoevxKVHnc
八戒：師兄，我們怎麽救師父？怎麽對付黃風大王？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE4uiF34yw
悟空：如果動刀動槍，姓黃的早被我解決。他那沙塵暴，實在難對付。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT8gt3nc8L
八戒：你閉著眼對付他，行嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMvuxA46Mh
悟空：我必須睜著眼睛。我沒練過盲打。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU6kFNCTaz
老者：咳咳！我在書上看到，植樹造林，可以對付沙塵暴。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AApPjxryD
悟空：八戒，你還閑著幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeYnnAEL3O
八戒：你想讓我幹啥？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkYwfJvz7X
悟空：快去買些樹苗，我們植樹開荒。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PhjL992yY
老者：你們是想對付沙塵暴，還是想對付黃風大王的三味神風？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEEvyHh4QN
悟空/八戒：三味神風，三味神風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugDrJc9QuH
老者：我這有2副定風鏡，你們戴上它，可在三味神風中看清東西。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ncq0WZxkY
悟空：有這個，不用盲打了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XGtCIhlY2
八戒：師兄，三味神風的風力很大，我們在身上綁幾塊磚吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rJtsjbOc3
老者：我還有2粒定風丹，你們吃了它，可抵抗10級大風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI8qP0tiTe
悟空：磚省了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUwQKhgfGP
八戒：最好帶上幾塊，安全系數高。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgy2VVL4MJ
孫悟空和豬八戒吃下定風丹、戴上定風鏡，又來到黃風洞。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6ovbLU532
悟空/八戒：妖怪，還我師父！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnERL14RGMr
把門的小妖，急忙傳報。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVfvYKo4vf
黃風大王帶著一幫小妖，拿著大鋼叉，殺出洞外。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1aVXEuEtv
悟空：我師父呢？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLhBSHnv8S
黃風大王：你們這2個，被我的風吹了一次，身上怎麽還是那麽幹凈啊？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEOB7OK2Vg
悟空：不能接受，是吧？用你的風，再吹一次。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9MXFaNkUG
黃風大王：我不能接受！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YmMWfJwjh
黃風大王抓起一把黃土，又吹出夾雜著沙子、泥土的大風。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqMlXKOF5I
又是黃沙漫天。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6eKTcVVse
黃風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒站在原地沒動。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J0vqVpNUd
黃風大王：啊！我製造這麽大的風，怎麽吹不動你們？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk1C8iQhnX
悟空：不能接受，是吧？你加把勁，再吹一次。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU8XYCVGGv
黃風大王抓一把土，準備開吹，只見半空中，出現一只貓。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjgGSQFyu5
黃風大王一看到貓，嚇得現了本相，變成一只老鼠。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnbua1Fbwm
悟空：是一只怕貓的老鼠。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ2uk4sQyt
八戒：師兄，你早變個貓，早解決這姓黃的了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qH8pKiJ8K
悟空：我買一包老鼠藥解決，變什麽貓貓。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdV1hMUwSc
八戒：那只貓是哪來的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTFc81UE6z
只見空中出現一朵朵祥雲，醫館的老者出現，手裏抱著貓。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdruqUwkjer
悟空：大夫，是你家的貓咪。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFPmDwDBmU
老者：我是小須山上的靈吉菩薩，得知你們師徒有難，特來相助。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LtwdpMQJX
悟空：你也早點現身，讓妖怪製造沙塵暴，製造災害。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LHj3znKSr
靈吉菩薩：這黃風嶺地勢險惡，溝壑縱橫。經過幾次沙塵暴的洗禮，地勢平坦多了。你們叫上師父，趕快西去吧。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd3D1Pw7TD
二人撞入黃風洞，洞中小妖早已四處逃散。救出師父，找大路向西而去。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJI79bEc6S
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