唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。63Please respect copyright.PENANAHR4AOPOStK
季节交替,历夏经秋。63Please respect copyright.PENANAQghQXPPt4G
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。63Please respect copyright.PENANASUjnOC6TJu
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。63Please respect copyright.PENANA9Gb55X8yNr
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。63Please respect copyright.PENANAvs31oPWYcT
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。63Please respect copyright.PENANAbct6LmufFj
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。63Please respect copyright.PENANAANvNmmpUW7
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。63Please respect copyright.PENANAAGCjI5HvTQ
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。63Please respect copyright.PENANAX2Nk3LPh9s
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。63Please respect copyright.PENANAaDsZ0OwMrM
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?63Please respect copyright.PENANAUWZFDzk4dF
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。63Please respect copyright.PENANA47hPCE4XHd
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。63Please respect copyright.PENANAs0yQ2liBdJ
八戒:吃水能吃饱?63Please respect copyright.PENANAsvA4EYlJAQ
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。63Please respect copyright.PENANAbWrQlXCnxx
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。63Please respect copyright.PENANAa6vfTIJ0u6
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。63Please respect copyright.PENANAR5tRAVPQ7b
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。63Please respect copyright.PENANAdE2n0OhcBG
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。63Please respect copyright.PENANAGRNCF7B8qr
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。63Please respect copyright.PENANAHCYNKNS7Lt
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?63Please respect copyright.PENANAproiKD78Pp
悟空:是滴。63Please respect copyright.PENANAA6q6Vyh7LO
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。63Please respect copyright.PENANA27jRMHwK47
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。63Please respect copyright.PENANAjL7UNUhbEG
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!63Please respect copyright.PENANAdnZH6qpmWe
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。63Please respect copyright.PENANAda7iO4U6km
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。63Please respect copyright.PENANAa2yi5Doc83
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。63Please respect copyright.PENANApWERp40oNk
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。63Please respect copyright.PENANAHFZ8p4dQ2g
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。63Please respect copyright.PENANAYMgajq5DSe
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?63Please respect copyright.PENANAyoogWR7YiV
红发妖:嗯。63Please respect copyright.PENANA4AanFDR9U3
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?63Please respect copyright.PENANA04jC8fZ2lt
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。63Please respect copyright.PENANAkMMz11VV7G
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?63Please respect copyright.PENANAW77KMhzGdy
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。63Please respect copyright.PENANAbEn6ih572N
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。63Please respect copyright.PENANAsXhmYAk3J7
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。63Please respect copyright.PENANAuh2zZ1cGj4
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。63Please respect copyright.PENANAsXv5wCFmV0
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。63Please respect copyright.PENANAerZkDvXmyv
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?63Please respect copyright.PENANAFCXDNpuLFA
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。63Please respect copyright.PENANA3ozP0c4oTX
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。63Please respect copyright.PENANAtaPMh7EM9Q
悟空开始看八戒。63Please respect copyright.PENANA52DHu6ubnx
八戒:看什么?63Please respect copyright.PENANAuKu5BNU5lU
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?63Please respect copyright.PENANAXzEoeJmPWt
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?63Please respect copyright.PENANA75IavUvR8G
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?63Please respect copyright.PENANAOiUt9ITB9G
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。63Please respect copyright.PENANAKNjVPF6cID
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。63Please respect copyright.PENANAzjfuUA0IOB
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。63Please respect copyright.PENANA0meHte8SPe
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。63Please respect copyright.PENANA6DY9COQX34
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?63Please respect copyright.PENANA3UdzF7H8v7
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。63Please respect copyright.PENANAuzzAa9dEEx
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。63Please respect copyright.PENANAhygSAIdwzP
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。63Please respect copyright.PENANAe436pvQk3T
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。63Please respect copyright.PENANAqK4NEOffHj
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。63Please respect copyright.PENANAgik4SHjIBq
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。63Please respect copyright.PENANAle1MZMAzZ5
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?63Please respect copyright.PENANAKuC1ZHx3XB
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。63Please respect copyright.PENANAGH54Nm882b
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。63Please respect copyright.PENANArvrPKKwBla
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。63Please respect copyright.PENANAAYBcb3Cbqd
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?63Please respect copyright.PENANAvbS4cMBPvi
悟空:姐姐。63Please respect copyright.PENANAhIO8iP23NJ
唐僧:大姐。63Please respect copyright.PENANAtVXqiat7c0
观音:是你们。63Please respect copyright.PENANALEiPFhpeka
唐僧:是我们。63Please respect copyright.PENANA5hXMCLdT5C
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。63Please respect copyright.PENANAh2LQOQbeXl
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?63Please respect copyright.PENANAaAWxjYtlpa
红发妖:泥沙。63Please respect copyright.PENANAPovt08EGP6
观音:泥沙?63Please respect copyright.PENANA2dFgJDbQ2i
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。63Please respect copyright.PENANA7vHi3XUnPj
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。63Please respect copyright.PENANAlumNrEkenX
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?63Please respect copyright.PENANAnYqfZXU5rc
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。63Please respect copyright.PENANA3G5pFcVVK2
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。63Please respect copyright.PENANAmumnCzM0hF
观音:嗯嗯。63Please respect copyright.PENANA5mCQ8BrYmU
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?63Please respect copyright.PENANABxpe2ZjeNz
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。63Please respect copyright.PENANATE8IjXvPRY
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。63Please respect copyright.PENANAocWZnkIAYY
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。63Please respect copyright.PENANA6mNCuvPI4m
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。63Please respect copyright.PENANATx5J3IniC5
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?63Please respect copyright.PENANAgOxDzT6c6P
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……63Please respect copyright.PENANARdHV1Pfx3C
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。63Please respect copyright.PENANAmYWcspuv8O
唐僧做了介绍。63Please respect copyright.PENANADpdFnC080X
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?63Please respect copyright.PENANACvJ3GRegUl
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。63Please respect copyright.PENANAYbpUJsbUcT
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。63Please respect copyright.PENANACQ0Jvraq1N
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。63Please respect copyright.PENANAeMfeF3YqLn
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。63Please respect copyright.PENANATDDBjexzSZ
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。63Please respect copyright.PENANATksZPsivhH
唐僧:额。63Please respect copyright.PENANA8mVAHnATeQ
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。63Please respect copyright.PENANAdXYwUKn57P
唐僧:嗯嗯。63Please respect copyright.PENANAlmFZwx90ZM
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。63Please respect copyright.PENANA6Go4abSogN
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。63Please respect copyright.PENANAZPLPscALBK
63Please respect copyright.PENANA7fTTYlja4G
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ISSUE #17
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