唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。54Please respect copyright.PENANAxoHdVdGm6U
季节交替,历夏经秋。54Please respect copyright.PENANACmeGFqED91
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。54Please respect copyright.PENANANv8yOcO0oD
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vqf7nybX1
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。54Please respect copyright.PENANALJ0sa8IafX
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAetu9RprhKa
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。54Please respect copyright.PENANAU6Zpeibnht
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。54Please respect copyright.PENANAyghBiHhQA0
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。54Please respect copyright.PENANAYoWR8dfylg
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAR6H3YUDAL2
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?54Please respect copyright.PENANAHFkWqTlrXK
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9pB2verYk
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAiVjADjnZNC
八戒:吃水能吃饱?54Please respect copyright.PENANAwl6XVOO6l0
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvODJfIOKkW
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAsvv9GP1NqY
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。54Please respect copyright.PENANAMVcw78Epsb
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmZxHTdN3qk
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuPNTvN6Im8
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEQmyVhZz9D
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAjSMkum3UvP
悟空:是滴。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGGyQuoEMQn
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。54Please respect copyright.PENANADSNMwSsKcO
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAi4hIpSOSsJ
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA39sCER2T0f
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。54Please respect copyright.PENANAY3Jym0rBRM
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。54Please respect copyright.PENANAdWrHFL2b8v
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmoayqAJLT3
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。54Please respect copyright.PENANAeVn4aRAOXP
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAxlF8FMWX80
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?54Please respect copyright.PENANAncyx6Qcahq
红发妖:嗯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAqdqbVgHxJh
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?54Please respect copyright.PENANAbjxcrZotoJ
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmR2xqgxHzl
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANADk7YiEO8Vd
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1ew3KFC2m3
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。54Please respect copyright.PENANADX5ybn4Vmd
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1FtlAF2ek8
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEmzqdfLGf0
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。54Please respect copyright.PENANAahT8Cdhjr0
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?54Please respect copyright.PENANAVaMC9S3FF7
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。54Please respect copyright.PENANAs7mToCzS92
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA85rezjb5BW
悟空开始看八戒。54Please respect copyright.PENANAdJscnRlZaU
八戒:看什么?54Please respect copyright.PENANAnVn0LIeoCM
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?54Please respect copyright.PENANAzcuivmJxu5
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?54Please respect copyright.PENANAJmwNG1Oz7Y
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?54Please respect copyright.PENANABvYGnpudOO
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4WWgW0ztcd
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJBRKw2PNNL
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。54Please respect copyright.PENANAMJHTuJzInT
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。54Please respect copyright.PENANATUDR3H7Xc5
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?54Please respect copyright.PENANAXtRqkara4l
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。54Please respect copyright.PENANACTkgd4o25Y
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。54Please respect copyright.PENANAld5vcq976M
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。54Please respect copyright.PENANAiVKUvdyQMA
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。54Please respect copyright.PENANAP3b1pWn3D8
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuK8kAc1Xcw
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAjgnuKS9zDh
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?54Please respect copyright.PENANARD2TDFnkRN
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQSn3N9uvpB
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。54Please respect copyright.PENANAlg2QzLZ5lK
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWf1WCj6kve
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?54Please respect copyright.PENANAmWMRCJ7et4
悟空:姐姐。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmKZTnv6LLK
唐僧:大姐。54Please respect copyright.PENANAtKjoWAGUA9
观音:是你们。54Please respect copyright.PENANAa03vmE1rqF
唐僧:是我们。54Please respect copyright.PENANAy3tJExdZTW
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。54Please respect copyright.PENANA6QMiy2RMDP
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?54Please respect copyright.PENANA3zEZT9YklL
红发妖:泥沙。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvOvoC6CbPk
观音:泥沙?54Please respect copyright.PENANAHtwvnMPUTJ
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。54Please respect copyright.PENANAcIk92qsqWx
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。54Please respect copyright.PENANAT9kven4I9V
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?54Please respect copyright.PENANAa9zi7NLzq7
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。54Please respect copyright.PENANAW4FY7Ayvrs
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。54Please respect copyright.PENANApzbH8BB3XU
观音:嗯嗯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmNvSy0YtcC
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?54Please respect copyright.PENANAcisqzaDNjJ
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7tAOmGOnNx
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWk630qBbWQ
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAM3Pttsfbv2
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。54Please respect copyright.PENANAZBNWtRgVYq
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?54Please respect copyright.PENANAqX3gSuQb5S
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……54Please respect copyright.PENANAm9C6gdP68W
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。54Please respect copyright.PENANAREvP5lbPLu
唐僧做了介绍。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGF1rLxaGuV
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?54Please respect copyright.PENANAIxtYcS2KOM
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAHyDpYhXRdS
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。54Please respect copyright.PENANA8OSvCEkdSn
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4XXgPZz7Lu
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA11Mseos5ej
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。54Please respect copyright.PENANAU5176FhKGJ
唐僧:额。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3pTqaciVN9
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2DDVSUoE5z
唐僧:嗯嗯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ4RU3ozT2
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAqwzAMQOHz
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGTSduxjAvg
54Please respect copyright.PENANAsoIujONLN5
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