（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpgkhtQmZF
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNIFGddWH1
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUHd6yNXiw
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsfpKfAwhs
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrDEchcOkT
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c3toZFJEL
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN9ZbMwDAf
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnSTPTby6G
　　菩提祖師：有多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7hypLEQOP
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WvINclxfA
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XN9nruLhw
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vCSAWF3mX
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyjr8jZJ05
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO4uW3VTxc
　　菩提祖師：是滴！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAAorSuaOm
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG5JEFfhNI
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOj7eRWTxL
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6O3A8UToO
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK2w3O1MXb
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ssMwauvC
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc7O8HoVG8
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyez5vSuQJu
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmsJVfXinV
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaNUMsEAOi
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oX0AGPm6o
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2axsc2msl
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LRfIdOEic
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohd2hO6inK
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejQflRGyvI
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAxCDgoJVV
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HvuK7uEBq
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSYLYSGzka
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbdmGLPISz
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi7EHhmi9G
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztEOv914m8
　　悟空：是滴。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49wYkjmFVf
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DUdSWy3r5
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1javWgzQ4
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEJ1H6OYWD
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZrK5Y7IYp
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEePNCsVTXO
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PRSVGBFzt
　　菩提祖師：說！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2tG2elTsH
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUWg78mXUR
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUAsBMRLwC
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nhl1By9gx
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zIr3luF7k
　　悟空：什麽是術道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hC1oRlGWk
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EkTpxiOaO
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6jJDPvtBo
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mPov3XUkF
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaDp8yNuF4
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS8cbuMUuB
　　悟空：什麽是流道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE8IJgGBEj
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNgWrkhBnb
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4xHx2L2JQ
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph3yl8URfb
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPzJZK9xup
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5AkD8d5gk
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0AYO7Zo53
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQKyyohOfA
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduR2s7asMF
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bqrA38rTD
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdO7a3mwVK
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlS0muZ8nL
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcDjRZqm1m
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoCmBFEO72
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCDbPJpd9S
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo8EVYh3cl
　　悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKIefTcoqV
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJSPYT2a4l
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjE6M7kHd0
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S09UelkZo
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgVLWdbXcZ
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcl80JoOMd
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUFIgaFgey
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduyz3uEjMP
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DB0jSiRxP
　　悟空：那我走了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBGojrHCGA
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XKWPWuzOt
　　（悟空找到便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGUyYXZRmV
　　悟空：師父請用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIFJcHVpuu
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDp3MtCK92
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85sVof2BOz
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzQMul9NsT
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaR5JsFUbs
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEeKaUlQph
　　菩提祖師：好吧！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2Qi8vaNuS
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssZs7eYsKu
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VlB3wX550
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdhvUTFYtH
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzKXyqxoUG
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4wTgQTBRb
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOZOenJ9lz
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87Jd9yKbkk
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPefEUw9uF
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZG88Rfigq
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyhM0jsRZt
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6TGc5sIN1
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgC0MVDtKB
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHXta2OSjH
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM3YL4x2TY
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkw6jqHTe9
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVaBr8Tw3n
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qd1gYdOWl
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYiJKB6YnZ
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0odY1cZu4Y
　　悟空：啊！這個……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoJaKZXJNi
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPbOq5eAXy
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3byKC4lpC9
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKioRTlnmt3
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r6nZbKlat
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleSnsoCVqk
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6BdYDljBn
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOJSJuAT63
　　悟空：那就學72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZtSnaEuLj
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39bwP8F3MD
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKFxiidjEQ
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pCccP6Vq3
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVPoV6I0mU
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gpJa1FKnH
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDnCGTR2uU
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfyoEeaoy4
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj9YT20Wax
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQP1323f25
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4nsez86ME
　　悟空：會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnccBOCSg2U
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFhWgQraxG
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec22UwEMLp
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PnaB85HCM
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8v7Cj0TE3
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX9QIX04gG
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb87Sb2f9Vh
　　菩提祖師：有道理。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROAlNV1Dgc
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27qpdBdk1u
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumOYaWKpuS
　　悟空：我飛——！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1YOZSAvFL
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFYk13n1B7
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ5hMRrGJD
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafEk11anF4
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ckbPLxCmK
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIaZEGXGpA
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlE2nkHFDs
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSc5R4dy9v
　　悟空：不解！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUnt1ttnGZ
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGGLIn3lfB
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68cc5WnqjS
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYpGmC6DtS
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U7A9JGjV6
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6P8zM60Lg
　　悟空：頭跟雲？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ5e7DjW93
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDhv9ySoni
　　悟空：速度有多快？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LzjPtwleV
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo62JvUtIvX
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxW92lT80A
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbVQi6MKiL
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWxGGbEfCX
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqf5e7Blh4
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit633J4cQn
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmG6uvK2Em
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8djZeJb1S
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDTHVNXJM4
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2qhnChmjI
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYCtGWr3RS
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOi9heuiGW
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAmLc5oA1e
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfUmyLgkCF
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWZL66ppvu
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RjaeW3uYu
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwTw9nFEEt
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGiNsAr9SO
　　悟空：師父？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMh0XTvoA9
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS2TfrXuBF
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsiU2TwhsO
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurubedcsjG
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTDTTWvrDB
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLGo5iGT3N
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeHEBV5FnB
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTac6D1Aw8Q
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DvLsIdP2p
　　悟空：意外。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NGSjmPfAU
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlFi9EMsh3
　　仙童：遵命。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz84qWDj4Q
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isYQzqvav
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkODVX8a8jQ
　　悟空：啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlTPKk6vTl
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjZrRHt9mB
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkvUXesWqk
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AhQhL3KIT
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIUplcmgXI
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu6gWQ1Woj
　　悟空：什嘛？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjDzAFKytv
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaSwle9SUZ
　　悟空：我……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMHmMHfRc9
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDvLEXgsDB
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtcjdBpOGn
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn2aqSfIpI
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkVYsQcjMv
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6aTa4ke5J
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORVU4ySQie
　　菩提祖師：快走！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfeIlgcnR5
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL6lgGgB9P
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