同學們面面相覷。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYr4a96HR9
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「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTiojSkAFx
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「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0B4eFtiLy
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「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaJCJg8n9r
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「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFdfffJzyi
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「那改成老不羞好了。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPe2NGtovb
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「更糟糕了啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC1y4IyIHB
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「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPON8Nkw6HX
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「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxa6HGoEhk
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「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrjVp7VPZv
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「老師，它正在暖身。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMXd6B9ZIe
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「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxBDOyaEIQ
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「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPq190N7Yf
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「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn08Jr9GIRz
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「那我改姓三岐。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpOaA3d14v
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「才不是這個意思！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7wzvq2P1j
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「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hpieAwUyO
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「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA8sj6nrM0
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「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn7rduG6V6
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「元帥好弱。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0WzzCayVh
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「你根本是想殺了我吧！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1FgbXZQZN
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「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLZs0suA72
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「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l8VLasrbf
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「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fKHMvKQ6v
  除了賴妍之外的同學們臉色一沉。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfXNYDcGA9
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「老師！別中計啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbMVBeoXR1
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「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDofDjLgExO
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「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduYAy1tdnd
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    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxxrIOk12R
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「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ0HItut4I
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「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7EMfIEZlb
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「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWaT5oJm2C
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「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn3UlS2R0e
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「什──」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9I07hcely
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「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMJeNBGByZ
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「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWdT8u5ETc
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「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eSM1XnNaO
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「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TX1zQGer4
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    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQA6DUTwks
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「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m7SamvVo7
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「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkopW7vo6T
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    賴妍歪頭。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bOLmt0nqw
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「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuasJBwy1B
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「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpgNtYmben
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「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAGc0gyry0
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「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR4AaI5L2L
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「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEI4Q5Tjm4
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「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fv5pTnZ2t
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「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmzFcCRgF4
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「一加一等於二。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEpE7CcxSy
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「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVe0cXBfc9
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「……咦？」老師愣住了。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat31cFzlqj
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「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR19YMMBP2l
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「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wcnoa0FQA
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「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKVfh9qwq2
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「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciaP75abZJ
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    完蛋了。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz51YG7foT
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「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ftRE8njmH
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「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwVC2L0ktQ
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「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3stQb5aCI
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「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeYxEpaKEz
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「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwI6uEXTJo
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「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal8fxNGf2P
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuekyNTct4v
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「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87knbpk6tJ
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    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQx0gVq0lO
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsVyG2XMAL
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    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23kAyl3vkW
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  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qqlQd3gnO

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXcTOFRbRh
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「同學！一加一等於多少！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEGWIlzrYQ
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「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt1whEeHRD
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    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gDU5IjDbY
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「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBgUTjccWP
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「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlUbxl6RHS
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「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGAjNicOW8
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    全班盯著三岐。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wlgHGrYMH
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「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2efH8U3Rk
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    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdFlygyf3p
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「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6w5mKJSkG
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「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7qvEF8sCx
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當日結果：238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0ea4Ybjuy
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    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqel7IzGua
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    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eKAWnGLU1
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    柳困依然單身。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoWE3hVF7N