《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o3GeB5Wmw

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwFdA7mKe6
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「答對囉！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs59Pz2Us1
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyJw6GxiCQ
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uNeV3BLoW
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「咦咦咦！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BoSEUp9mz
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DIusqDRni
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYq8Wq7H0z
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「要開始囉！一號！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctTROgTheY
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是三岐。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaezKhyR5VM
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ5OeeIIXM
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCIsI2qdDJ
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpWzW5eUEL
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後面追著兩個人。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokuwnYMvry
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYFRFcAGDg
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAzXpLzctR
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK80PR37vTR
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我加快腳步。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL9euhoaWl
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr3A4YQKVC
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeQxzVnHjo
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcsKVTvwFk
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDCaX4NYbV
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyUDzDAcqt
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaowuBUf8io
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg3mgi9fEe
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxooMJLBjE
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三岐走下台。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwcS6XgLrk
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgw4PIKNP6
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG67APudJGa
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6jLpUsiyy
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQtm6jolO9
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rCWkkf3Ze
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp9f72xtgD
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt5pKjjYyy
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGKl6dEWPF
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「五十。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHPrUqE4O7
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Fz2nF90a
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbZ56AI97s
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWPhIvRQKe
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d7GfUf8ts
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADI1jflHzS
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「因為這是背景設定。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmkI3tMej7
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTd6r7luBB
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg635LofTH
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「再縮短一點。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6mHIrwQhr
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBth8Q5Ir8
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「再短一點。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX74GliPlbn
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvsbh7i6L9
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrrNW0dOel
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAkdKomome
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「世債哈樓。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c1OM51NuB
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWEvlj8coZ
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVMqVpWJmp
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lfoF75eJj
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「請把酒放回桌上。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyqDgxoRWt
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDT4vSOCEM
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyh3jOBTey
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxCimKlKvM
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWguvf8wLV
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXPRHn00gt
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJqSSvt4lw
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhvzSSxZb9
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtxKxD9ncQ
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN7cHGlj17
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkmdRRBTGa
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhXQVFqmRq
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「貓公爵是什麼？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WT7Dqhygj
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweWOnssQYB
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmE5OyDDyX
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVBdgF2yXA
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ICOYEt37Z
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi500UwHxi
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQWH4UreHh
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「三等於八。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHNEQOOrmh
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeSBbbY7bP
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZqQ8O9O9T
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpO0jRNI6E
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7RAR5e60G
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CX3XiEl6O
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIKENZrP4Y
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你們這群小王八蛋。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6wo6gbHnL
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13UJ5w9HQ2
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkGO0X53m9
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwZKboYjA9
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3KtPrdXrs
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX9MKsFy2S
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd3yDtOFFX
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWLh3y4fRq
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYsTJirtTx
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmLkpxdTpz
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhrw9IguVP
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HCf8PVBUw
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgKGvFTDjF
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MsLnNGZla
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsLtlLJ80i
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaHz0Ltd8N
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWc4ontirL
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqafT7xpUwu
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「上台吧，快下課了。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKZeuz1Kw0
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYIvYmQFq8
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnA6F7tUgq
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNYDcuGTw5
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcDGeDEcaR
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe8nOmNOFf
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmtecnXik6
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluNQ5tRd3Q
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmjc7CWQiG
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZyhrKJLu0
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9iiDT4Mz6
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSDHp9xriJ
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tU4m508XX
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv6xx6Sflb
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「廢話！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIuE6LDHr8
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdy3J5GcbS
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqtvFOzFUH
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFihKLMEoS2
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunli7dqiYS
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xEueh9bZc
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgLt95OdZx
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「三等於八等於五十。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOUSVUmA6B
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyz7nQP9Dr
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPpD17i2HD
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspf3w4RWwl
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1Np59JiJb
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvFmbyqZkw
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6lMKslvhL
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsdGmbHYR9
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUmErTPsY0
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnPy6YznwH
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWNy0S47j
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xHqHzf2wo
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1eOWyBAM0
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNO7MZ0PaU
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPEQniAHAo
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsg8K6z5bh
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlEtzLQpVJ
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS69jEIInCt
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQL8BrCBiE
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJkp4BHQ6E
這時，小女孩───」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrKAk12EsQ
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9dmz0F2KA
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx5fNrAc2y
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf7ZxfS3zR
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukS9IAulLv
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAMRpnlrUj
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「完美結尾！？」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHlezn6R5L
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH74nTMBIMm

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncWxGqYKAW
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaNIZE6R8S
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當日結果：335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumeZQLMIgt
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難得沒有事件發生。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ832bKzpVfD
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柳困依然單身。

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