《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmdNIcQzDc

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSvEJfyhWA
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「答對囉！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyormkrYgu
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx8dFXLey4
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7nfzf4L9Z
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「咦咦咦！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGpSPwaTJ9
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnRfm69mdD
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMzhLXAGpB
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「要開始囉！一號！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwdUBbLGQS
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是三岐。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KGqAPrAiF
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju7DuYnTvV
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HCBaXMB5B
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMdG4HYHTT
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後面追著兩個人。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyYqAzwmWL
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHyVyCcIVm
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ptkdYvbeC
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9IbSoc6iz
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我加快腳步。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO7SijBeRt
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbs1nMEcQW
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrwT8Id567
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZUXTCEp1L
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvibFHR1XPs
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqnQSCSlg6
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrCLbOLqgh
我開始默默祈禱。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnO9vJIfq9
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRBMZjXr2S
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv2uhws8kG
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三岐走下台。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2J55YHThT
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Bcsr2Qx0x
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu37KC3jg4G
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfrUWji5Ob
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lMELq38ks
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM5nL8FvZW
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBgAMJhs75
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHsXWeZiyS
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwQIpSV7sS
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「五十。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6PQXqO42W
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr2calSkYp
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9gJF8iUiW
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPBclmlHED
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F5FLgROuQ
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndsuNi4lJx
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「因為這是背景設定。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI9WGWJpFb
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO70cwU8zvY
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mlh8QgjbY
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「再縮短一點。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdbnq4Apdm
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig5bTlaA8q
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「再短一點。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsy0J331jz
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2UOMTaelu
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdlSBIYcSu
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3XtkZLIfN
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「世債哈樓。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1VNiWTGMH
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd99BLEGhAj
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeVwJDJXG6
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wCWQg8Gdl
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「請把酒放回桌上。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKY7IH9bYX
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24BE4fg2sj
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWClzby4IH3
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdkVLJtwxo
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoWTEUGeIS
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcNB1E94cR
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fGDhRpcAe
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtekYTigZJi
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa4XSgg3ak
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uLtstRi2t
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ5iEl6sVz
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbK8jfUsAj
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「貓公爵是什麼？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kq924EfEE
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlmCKnoQGV
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJzAcoajKp
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtqWDTESlZ
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmh7wm7QWQ
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWNu2su5qh
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7MNLKKrhA
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「三等於八。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj6Tfkrjco
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpJdYIr61y
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu4BHeB1Nt
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG8wmBdPze
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC98NABbGj2
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBpRcJxlGT
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ5DviWCTx
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你們這群小王八蛋。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnUfD7i8Gu
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1VgMBTqg6
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nddFsCBDt
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjXZwNWRlK
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fswGS8p54
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQBK1fzoVM
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaldu64mkuu
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCvFNKQD53
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGsCfTE8Dt
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3wopszHPF
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡges4vhzu3R
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXb6aIMe5R
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJwauz3z6b
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4YrEFM5cI
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvanZ6duJCu
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99EYcjrSBH
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0bLb0vYT6
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「我還沒說完欸！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrbZWrK6GR
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseKGWGV7Zc
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWCWwlXFIg
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSE5R0s1ZG
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgll69FH3q
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「上台吧，快下課了。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Q1julHra
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM1dFiIneX
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChrvKZtdim
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrQqbXO56N
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgmKpYuNBH
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR1llgb4vo
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0IAlSI0By
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfMTnG2s5x
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHxjhQfB35
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyajTKVsHZ
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcNOojJY1L
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoXpReqGw2
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8DN1FXuzB
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PO6UGAaMa
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「廢話！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LZmCLOi09
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnZSzlrBGy
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcITNPsbUS
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYngJQgxK7
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbandSvedBM
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hejytQEj9
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY77nOHBdq
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「三等於八等於五十。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pd5pDdkn9
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2q65iOuxw
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCMPc4d9ST
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd0oCUWYYz
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6NFBcAXav
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1OO38tfBm
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlV3Es7Pgx
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4VVhwwOt9
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6bNGwLAl6
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLJ5DbSZc9
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOLxZoa7dq
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3Apux9Sba
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5bRNdciGp
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxns5bA82t
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYa3PTvpho
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVg9LY4iTL
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pQfbCWGW8
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DUwZjqBSX
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxWu7YWJC4
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn82DtBFi2
這時，小女孩───」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3whs8JFYw3
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYNKFKYZsu
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2nonqGhmF
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphqkaumLzJ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5edzB5qReJ
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sEEFzxZpi
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「完美結尾！？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibYbtHkJch
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlahrrALLh

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxnk2jm5C4
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0WMktMlOF
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當日結果：286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgDP7RWgrU
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難得沒有事件發生。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkvj1pZBRw
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柳困依然單身。

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