《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE4thYXsRJ

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ZeAVwMFw
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「答對囉！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Rr7pnzrha
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcssjwYpts
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgY1QjxYDw
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「咦咦咦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAUOulUPAm
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M6PDgHtGK
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkF4s0mhgz
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「要開始囉！一號！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCazugL4ZQq
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是三岐。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIxdsJbnzT
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb0x0zt0Sw
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC2XkaI1hT
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE4BCnFnz7
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後面追著兩個人。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTxInAtwg8
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAQHWazDQI
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOQLIfelC3
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJOzjH5jzE
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我加快腳步。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mLsmLyo4O
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuK8BiUyQ0
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaTTGRimUg
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGmgTdvPN1
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34neoTdcde
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7wD5gDgsc
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK8UZgxjro
我開始默默祈禱。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxOAlUZ5Fn
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEdjZSjHZ4
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwphiSOVzHo
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三岐走下台。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBJQicjwAd
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzU9Vvs0fI
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz81kAFZP3w
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMwT8ZcMhW
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUCsjlbo7a
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh8dXwaQLk
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUthWUtbczp
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSebezd5zn
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSirlImXzp
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「五十。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgDrrQJPQb
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEc3yNuz0u
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIWnazH7i0
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuL0bnqpn9
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpUDggMJ9d
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwn1tgT4Ri
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「因為這是背景設定。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQft6YeXFU
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc63otcAhFa
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObnbMqxiJ5
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「再縮短一點。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehPVy03rgP
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriYtBxFf0U
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「再短一點。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQyzRwmSnO
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLbOXg5IQk
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrSPWZVneq
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1lETHy4Ea
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「世債哈樓。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIcKMQL41L
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yk2lFe8Sv
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c8Q7xh1D3
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDNzxJ5oMe
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「請把酒放回桌上。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3HoiY8GZb
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMGuH9Rt1i
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCCvct6g3r
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gcyNToB9Q
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyUGUwJyZF
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWnmprGeDu
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZFUUnOzku
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLt2MM5lM6
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbFWwrubbH
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbKGUsK3Pa
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5PEmGvK3U
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGbQiEQ2Ve
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「貓公爵是什麼？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOsE3jClgO
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx5tZqewk2
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI7flNg5Ro
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGoyCEbx8H
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcttds1WMb
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDZBfomcTl
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8rV5OQzTF
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「三等於八。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatb0dFdzLa
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIM0DQ2y9j
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeETZR5Tasn
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNEJCwRXgh
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG23ePmEj73
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0srLIqWqO5
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRaFo6NEDC
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你們這群小王八蛋。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEfVzxWpPl
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3ygD3ccm7
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOPkT5tU3h
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuOZW620UQ
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJPaahWdoc
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cel2nzrAg
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUw8kT0mww
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQBAjKHACl
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQtkfa2mF8
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7orqbRNZI
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWB4jUy5RX
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSwHGmax7c
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DhZFt74Of
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn3P4Rz5Z3
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj83zmWF9hq
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nRdsvEEVa
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3IKH6h6T5
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「我還沒說完欸！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf9Dfg5IXl
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqhXyKNxBO
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6uD35pDGe
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1YSKm7Gw9
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41mIvtjC4o
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「上台吧，快下課了。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebY5ZbHpP4
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JvC3os1qP
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL1JH51DA5
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUpaXqDgmU
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6k6Mt54UA
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ4nWkKu63
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjufBMr9VpA
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2hIinwhXN
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDsoHIjSLf
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgWsx7reBu
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzXLYfHLAx
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKH9bJQV14
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UeY3IcJcI
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol6Uj6OuxJ
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「廢話！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyIJU4SJOn
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuqy3en2pQ
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0y8T7c6tk
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XvFoJ7oTi
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwacDx8iUfZ
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR8eD0VpNg
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKv4620wBf
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「三等於八等於五十。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnt26pgUBi
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI3GBbRNsA
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg31cWMhoGc
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjovBhmcLy
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCG4WQLruw
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAe77TcwHU
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv8Psybe68
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvclH4pSrmO
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy571XKsBFz
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXFZhqragm
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6GpgkpATm
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCfjgbGsRu
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59Fh7gpbHx
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OM8ZBPDY1
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ir67TISx5
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQoX4IVjC8
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsBDNUaIpg
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo4JAbpIIK
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W8EgcJKUO
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5IO0ZM4wm
這時，小女孩───」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb8jqTw7Fj
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tJ4mk1Yox
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBLWn8p4Ya
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bxnxHLmRL
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeMuWLSnUx
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnYRANsACx
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「完美結尾！？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Pq8ZFCIy
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ods4snDFA

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWMAAARut5
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Eh0NarOQ2
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當日結果：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8XnvYeYnG
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難得沒有事件發生。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbkMO7Pvcf
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柳困依然單身。

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