《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ylzkxeu3

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8pBBYjMrE
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「答對囉！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ893eGjZhPd
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yW7s8Lx8n
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkLLZrXCG6
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「咦咦咦！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mrjNp9A7A
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VQecGPy3j
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtk2TbYoIn
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「要開始囉！一號！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Swcq3m20D
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是三岐。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZrcb3udq1
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjagMEnpYK
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A2aB5Z1YD
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVwZOvsmCQ
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後面追著兩個人。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeCIrLo4Ks
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2eU7Y7ol7
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz9DtWUYKE
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNnh5BhcaD
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我加快腳步。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjdb1OqhHc
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6c78SReKYA
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaiUJ8ZlO7
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnBX63DvUT
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLIHkoSGkm
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRsHtwo1kr
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6ENHUgcSD
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrd1cKPciu
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxvKg5Eiy9
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三岐走下台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBMcdrKKUm
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAbaJMJAQJ
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8zJPOGAgR
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBs2K37mX0
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjuzpZXjUz
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzpDAdC69X
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvqptbvCYb
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbBSKBDua9
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLvcWZoNcp
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「五十。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ieI9DXf8X
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CPqCtgbep
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbegFYEEBl1
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06kRx3X8CH
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7JkGkFsz5
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsgIuhFhpZ
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「因為這是背景設定。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKU3ohTOrP
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnJEfLv7Gv
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7gZL6o0tg
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「再縮短一點。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjg37Sfiz7
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKZsezHaxO
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「再短一點。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX32FAZUt2
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8YAEGrNLx
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9qbSyZRvI
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZmcQsJwgk
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「世債哈樓。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqtlzgQJ7F
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj49T3HR9ac
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTCHheK6Ax
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kQgnhKpaF
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「請把酒放回桌上。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwftX3g9d0F
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfTnP00Dis
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEd4vQcDZ2
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliEztag5Y8
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmz8ZscGca
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LlKYR8BK0
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gsMMO7VuQ
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR1uTFv4jw
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUYtCizRRJ
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsIMN9rnwI
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnrpttF59b
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuae6KTd2xI
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「貓公爵是什麼？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPf7r36Kp7
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqffwefeOE
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vuM44FDqH
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzQa1fxEMh
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr5axJ2DmQ
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznzIkrfCWh
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMQRuU2WL5
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「三等於八。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SuttDEfsN
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9bLOxpApw
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziYaktHSpZ
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJdvNYtP7x
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT49QOjxmO
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA0zp9frsk
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlvdKvd3It
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你們這群小王八蛋。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXnwa3Qpjo
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP2m3Krn0b
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn5vOCTLok
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VqFMCUsKr
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oa9UOJ1V8
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArAXT5E3Dk
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad4bWqtmSq
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TcRBDjcFr
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6ioKR0nFx
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL9GL2vhh5
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgRtUWUOyx
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2YIae0T8F
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EQ0MyF7TJ
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu436F1nC21
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzdQosq5R9
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh95bWCVaqe
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkHdNQ0p34
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「我還沒說完欸！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBCXl9ydKe
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tLOLcbhaw
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQL9YezXVD
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg2L1w8oGE
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcRO8WBVSd
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「上台吧，快下課了。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vmZJaMGVD
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFoW7BIa52
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAKvPpJh1D
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGI1UbvxzY
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y4UXYmPUj
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD1W8E6HGE
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzajtpJmf5w
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmZkv4xtd6
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxZ2VM4I8s
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPaF0KZda1
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtldgkgYDo6
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte4l031lPD
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mb4svXzlA
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4DghoIY6e
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「廢話！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdazOWm057
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3l7iL6beF
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNVg8efUHL
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzKbyF1tpk
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqvDAbb3wX
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwuGB7bhdt

「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJIYxKTX3z
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwvjKa9NnR
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「三等於八等於五十。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEU6Ph7Ta2
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkG12QTsa6
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsLSJ2ZpuR
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iIXvqf6Au
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHatu3Xi9d
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIesVAA5Xh
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSyxgSiDET

「原來是同一個組織啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK8gpssAJ5
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsrjBa9le8

「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgM16mfCdW
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiRMRDDhl4
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSHJbyWjeo
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvJ4wEt7PX
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbb68p3Wxq

「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa75xVJQupW
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSnfjnZw2j

「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIjbTWLWUI
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygJQo3p1ju
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqLFiR8God
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMUqiJJCy2
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmmAFDdufj

「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWsQIBklUX
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblgA14uCO9
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJofsUmoery
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIwkIBnYi4
這時，小女孩───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6ORjHG2Ir
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM1XsPIitl
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ7xhZw7i8

「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8v0BhIexG
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc0Wc40OUc
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTJkZ1voEO

「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisTI7QPo6N

「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPrqL5JHGo
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡole9palmEJ

「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVCMrEcyON
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「完美結尾！？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1W3aVAjtY
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOnybAkfHK

「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o9sqvxJtx

464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYhTLjacfS

「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3aeJoGl3u

「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnwWn3C0Sz
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMAbon4h8b

「結束的太草率了吧！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiinAYER1Uk
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當日結果：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhYqBtOzSt
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難得沒有事件發生。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPtU6iKlZc
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柳困依然單身。

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