同學們面面相覷。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23yYBt1Mv2
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「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmocf428fD
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「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm631uCIuY
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「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6fJ1YMt8a
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「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTEPLdNUXK
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「那改成老不羞好了。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsTqJCzDaT
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「更糟糕了啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU4p0OLzaL
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「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu0tBua1YJ
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「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGqwn8Ryd4
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「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13X3owz9QI
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「老師，它正在暖身。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBz41pwMEU
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「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9199MTVDAp
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「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKCocQrsvB
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「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUOrd73xPm
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「那我改姓三岐。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfK2sRtZiC
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「才不是這個意思！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPrRcUfnqb
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「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKqFJV9xUJ
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「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR683QEcEsk
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「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5MU9sOHu6
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「元帥好弱。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuEUF0qE8D
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「你根本是想殺了我吧！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx9box6H0Z
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「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw7ntKvw9c
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「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuwSjOm1Lz
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「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1toeFXIAo7
  除了賴妍之外的同學們臉色一沉。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1J836ixKn
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「老師！別中計啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4AkWnH01a
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「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoCHntjgdK
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「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eJrb1YYFm
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    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4iVnyWoUD
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「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVqQAMeOQE
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「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNXyxtP40D
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「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpYUnzLmIv
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「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVENkRJ6P5
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「什──」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQs1MgCmB2
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「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv1nzZhAJ4
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「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT0wHs0QrE
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「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCImlNdPPZ
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「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kC03fyFZZ
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    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMyCAXZBz8
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「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwuCAHgagx
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「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYO1Md6BMq
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    賴妍歪頭。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTO1dovFQi
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「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCt3hskCHt
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「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoEjcVIkcm
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「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5uWehX0Yk
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「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAL0RrzIMf
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「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOahKj2neVx
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「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsBBLt9pql
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「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZitI7sabUs
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「一加一等於二。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIn2ckSdEY
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「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBVHlpJ72l
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「……咦？」老師愣住了。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOYJM5EL1w
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「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2dtYUwg3L
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「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWwyOPGabO
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「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tXjylryGf
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「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R95c2MxqI
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    完蛋了。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9knqq46tKH
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「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JajVhG8l4
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「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPxMKs4CSV
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「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OCfIeI0hg
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「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBczK1tynH3
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「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MZLlMYcnX
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「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5VkZ1WN8X
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTaBFRrfpC
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「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVcm9OXlsy
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    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapWEyKiSyz
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0ZcAwoFcv
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    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJujWZDvJo
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  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7cyaplI3D

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqoYn60xqW
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「同學！一加一等於多少！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrLPKxmRjd
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「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpv0QSKhKh
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    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjqPKbvf1t
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「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPKD4bfcek
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「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKERfsXATj
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「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlhQNRZiNT
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    全班盯著三岐。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfneXZgX6i
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「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXRvPL8lHn
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    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntvZl8P5KB
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「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZM5ITXhP8
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「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E1ERE1B4I
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當日結果：266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMUve1f7rj
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    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBOo37y6ik
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    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpNnZo8p45
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    柳困依然單身。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o4ZtDjn1P