第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk8JaWbAC1
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEQPP8slMA
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp8FHnQApz
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCNEIxKTXP
(又話追？！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtezRjGiWFm
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2ttbhBG6v
(咁你快D啦！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj9CJtUKny
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgQUCKz5Gn
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVqu3kyeMH
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLVCRcLBQr
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzEdi5691v
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj8dca5rLq
如果係，我肯定…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlNRRqaWGf
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk9WhrPhLZ
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyK1iUKVVU
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5esTuVRbf
咦，後面有堆字噃！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPKUbhfye6
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo1exMjYgd
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaB4a5gCEo
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVUYDkHWHY
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER7gP2bjYe
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUUOKRZRNA
唉，阿公真係…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pf9WhpoL1
咁我即係唔使學啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YxRtZmYhs
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3exi6hTKRW
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhk19Of8u4
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtviP4mAPDM
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gAU27rvQr
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBsYJJvykt
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0VERUz8g2
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYgHdJ4UNx
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSFwRFHZFS
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvALHLE1P2e
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujKSkSBIAb
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq98Oz60tG
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYwpESgOar
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9R7Q7wwTh
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1I18lqJrm
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOm2bCJTMx
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNSiL8Al6x
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDbNHpbz2R
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5NuuZVkVh
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInRpT1sh9S
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkDytkOirn
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNlG2fPIks
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwpV73LYCR
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4jlhsmKvP
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b6i0UmsaS
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp22OohvJh
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5zcC1nySr
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHnk6muXTd
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR2TRX9Obq
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqHBBQjp0
「校長佢點啊？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj16CAraY0
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMqTo2vWSP
「咁就好喇！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED1rGunCoV
(…)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrTg5jbywZ
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd01uc9yMfg
之後，我行返前去最前面…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamK0nrwbyl
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo63yyxr6Cf
「咁贏咗呢？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4MMyjTGX1
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTCYog1uis
佢真係乞人憎到呢…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY08prIitxs
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusRn6f2LNE
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mRoOymrlQ
「九字護身法，收！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF06VMAR7G
「天馬行空！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkiE25dbhU
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ139yIZvCMH
「救命啊！救命啊！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAO2U8HVyC
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX2QCyt1L9
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyHE0OYsCY
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzcW8ZsZU2
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFqzaeKgrW
好在，佢都識做…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxtdE7uaKi
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWxm5OqMEe
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08hszZWyQW
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6W97iYDar
好啊！好啊！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5BSetMruY
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjNb32i79Q
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0kmkp6un7
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmCCVY173G
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(咇~~~！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruwcQysUrz
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe5kwzc8sV
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTU2vG7d9L
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWaccyPE8x
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYJ6jO3kVZ
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDqGsWBXmT
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1yK57wv4d
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFnh0SF4pf
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHJY9mV7fx
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8HCzFpw2s
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWOnrX0jTm
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOzux8pjF9
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d30Y8GtVy
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh3a4lX9FN
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY6T4XLQ9K
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQdKRixCJ8
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgZ012cN3y
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cvUHpmP7i
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vTxlToq0R
「傻佬明，波啊！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww2luY99af
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF1d1QOBbH
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA03a5ub9Z
「七旋斬！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nL9DwukOO
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcrBl1KTDK
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iJDwYg6UF
「阿狗！接波！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrVYsSQijf
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj1TZ5wh50
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kNhwUUc9h
「百米九秒九！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOcE5Npqd4
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9BufO3IK7
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqBff04P0g
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuiTwYFQYq
(咇~~~！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOszreVbJN
YEAH，入咗喇！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj0BTTVPPG
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i34KjZz9s
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5FN8G0beL
「越位。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvFDOKpKse
「越位？！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutevO9kRE1
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtSoNsA9r0
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9AAIAGqg5
場面一片混亂…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgkaPMhEKi
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtinqQcm2w
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARb105GNoQ
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUT860oXbf
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqBZ1KoN2L
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt59CgXRfGb
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGtIUD2V5D
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GJN8f3WcV
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIvcj1Flyi
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwZedBtu7b
(嘭~！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0ySFHoh3i
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iVtLlKB9q
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowYtqaYXju
個波仲…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmI4QfybdR
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eP5bLIEU5
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lgjIH2OMu
(待續)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6xh9klgij
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