第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6W82MfIZQ
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda1C2FJVC2
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDonDYgFtU
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv59waKca3
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGyCvbwkZg
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaLhCHaHaS
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGVVOgN3xH
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOus64nFRdD
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VADf71Js8
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAhrMLdgDD
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTsP7K2pvE
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWciGXh1P1
「結好網喇！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDcU918Rwb
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9A46qTSMF
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWx3sB9WqT
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BEgCH7Bl5
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozZhNLaXe6
我好似講到係好自然咁添。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkGuazyaer
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gDSIS05rq
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VFGbDZKYS
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebjMA4VU7Z
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sAMkGal0V
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4r1hhtspt
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhhJkCbALv
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFqIKSNgzs
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOqiYdBidg
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJylP2oJBta
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwEtXNChXs
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbkxn5zorh
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot5sVIULZD
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUaIlQJQlZ
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBaSo92hM1
我真係有D擔心。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsVyzm1UPv
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeAF0aswj8
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8K2Snti1s
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vrYBsuYlV
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPKQUU3yAB
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7MhQpewvW
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWckdSHw68
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5CrN22fBE
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4Z7XjnkfN
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8672LNCcXb
「好，我試吓啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaa017EG5u
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jHm5NjqgE
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwMeKGxgMQ
「你啊！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPOJNCAWOh
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD3J53VQAv
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR6ELtvI6M
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8TE0DGFhK
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpZL5LuBbk
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT70qanQVx8
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3LOS10wQG
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv44NJGJDa
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bl9yHzy1a
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrkNour9pl
「分工！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV05cdxWOqa
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRnQoBiH96
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09zrKfpIZl
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztZ11DSkoS
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyDLP9uzdZ
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fepI6G6qo
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwQ8tnUCVQ
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Fma8m8r3
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibfc0telCK
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vlxhHR6x4
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTYkKDzrtV
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhpd5KShDC
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsClP5zOcls
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrC1J44GuI
好！到我！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUgmtIn0uX
(吼~！)「居居」變身！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6D8O4AFhu
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXjGoiLEoR
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9neca4OFVI
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZactz0gI9
「居居，衝啊！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VDu0sDLNi
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO6LdFVZKx
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOhKrh58BR
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym2BQmgJ5u
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PxK0utx2N
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXLKz1aXLy
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK36I9RsDW
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtUoztg28m
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLoHnpA1ET
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hjfI46isW
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MNmcNmrpp
直接跳上嚟追打我…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOyDVGsKP8
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqpaLT6U1o
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4zX5YQHu0
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGxUZ8wwIy
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpqrLSGDwT
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgJesXjPB3
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UwyQqJZP6
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OTmYsktaW
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEmHIJDc2h
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJaDUQxc8W
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4SAHYZmhM
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx5JNgSSIS
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAgfFVnYFW
「冇咗條棍啊！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HjCEZr1iC
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT4vpR478O
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3Kkwh6HwY
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M7zQ6dwJP
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ8RxzPI57
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurBwN5qdTY
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxg5IgvFEI
(吱依~~~！)906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEX5Wo4UpS
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnFcCBzt1l
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprjIfVs1P0
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQDYcW3pCF
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS2wEbVNn9
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b46bws1FM
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGwW9cSgG0
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvKh68mnL8
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9RFPEDSAf
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nDz64mNQn
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzFZs1Qxwq
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ddvICiMe3
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIYZnkTIYe
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcg7lYWY7U
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「丫~！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYwc0XMg0d
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18sqm7tvBP
(待續)906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5PazE3hlM
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佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJVWXoZZjV
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySM9FsQc9H
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj5QJjFGEK
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6WPUGJkhl
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(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLDdy2apJu
(6) 揈—音「FING」，「條條Fing」個「FING」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw64SIVrlo
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然後按「加至主畫面」