第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU54RZzHF5
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoJ0hu4K74
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmSBL8xLpy
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDSZhcyDiz
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22n2SOpvG0
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa1bv3vYSa
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYpCfE66Qc
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡganRxmMUvm
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQk583rdhK
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaRny4OjLP
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv1fN2o6Nv
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k92nTJ5Sl
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUipP3wIGHo
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsBns3elp3
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt675vugROH
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESdkHAohFG
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xl2Re7waa
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1vtANyTms
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YLftdoTBw
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0wGOMAysx
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApZWHN6NW6
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT20RFENEa
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSyd2gHUDW
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzABuR5X22
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQI1qbvgzX
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKIooz9ath
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjnN4HKzoa
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUQH4pMTJx
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfhmlxshGX
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW5OnEP90y
…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6OqcWwSov
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpa3LThDQd
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWnK16xnuy
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiCmolBGVh
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd42AKM2gi
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3eYjrjjX5
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN4GWDeG5c
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfMp5PNmfS
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqu2h6Odly
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPaCotN3n9
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyONB0icf3N
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aelxdTKgX
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLbTSQn5SW
……767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ3CBfXoOE
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVZ5P9lo1j
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB5wEc95XQ
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbiECtXvVs
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzQsenKbzr
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f9CCJK45o
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRALNGTew4
…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpvNvv7ear
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4rHYuqD7Z
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii93vOT79E
妖魔鬼怪啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWbrm1isSA
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sF94V6xKT
感覺的確好奇異。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTxazNV8dS
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwiihpudHf
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUCiSPe6wf
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I2QNJER8d
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWSKBgSJMk
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeYW9a6DXa
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5KQerte84
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNXMvOPPOD
(啪~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ6PesdmMQ
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RIfJ6JDqX
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsn41jeR8Z
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfRmuCBeVk
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P0i1byn3G
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh3fMCIur2
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jAgorSP9x
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXP2jzzanm
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RxbM3zTd7
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCO7zUgQYO
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B8UtVc8Ur
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ705Wr3LP3P
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkW5KRJ13S
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFBJfmivuw
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuDMYGCLfp
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5DiJ3lWo3
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmvw5fjHg4
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl7ktb9tXz
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6wEnrayyn
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMf22HhHhf
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0Xeq49EeA
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBpICHkTud
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPlQUZRQqa
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBliNkdBJa
我哋就得返兩個。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpO4pMOqLL
「結好網喇！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3pZheotYX
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIuR3Fg0iE
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuqaDjm7I1
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY79PMdrr0X
(待續)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE7ugp1lk6
下集預告︰767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtOUJkhJIn
巨型白獅！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UlVCglwuz
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