第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT4rZuYkFK
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5itRfjupn
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O8cFckvt7
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7AAhJx4jK
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSBhJbPnHQ
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡic0WXPlFuJ
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqhU4jNknt
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOZcMcNeZ6
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx44Yqn0xj
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RPXdorvg0
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1JaMUHlCK
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8o5CPtc4E
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix6UcKU1q3
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgP6EgzQN5
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPURewsi7eS
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh5zRdOgVI
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LiYvBV7M2
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAqsZOb3Vw
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP01pGqEHN
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjBeZTVjAb
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6MyvCB7fw
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yf669NcHd
………741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1msd0CbY7
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOAsDkmC0c
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I3hOEUphZ
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1ubsNFHYu
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp2hWMdkRZ
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsBGM7iAXS
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqp8OQ2Kp6
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlGeb3AANj
…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBDPLuFz4L
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxRYYkxC7e
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZFl0nFCdk
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPQpFqp5R0
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2Mw9Sy2XC
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ33BlXZi3
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsdUDmA2z6
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgJ5kCrE4B
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZxKNj9JkY
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRSNbg9Rt8
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUElkej6ZG
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG26a6NKSn1
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JwOIFX1NB
……741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVidnkoWoQK
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5C3cxwyUB
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbICruYct0
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPNTGenGnS
………741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQbajdoqD0
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN2dUQFZNR
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzhGXYih4a
…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvTwHDwTtb
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrdAqxlmHF
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXuz8XQG8h
妖魔鬼怪啊！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLPxISOiIK
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx6m0yo7rB
感覺的確好奇異。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHTGeM9ETc
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghGAeI9Ixa
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3GzyVyUnO
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFpSVs9LSr
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk41NhRvgwF
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwtdgLOCOK
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnI1Xz5cwm
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkquecbuuvG
(啪~！)741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qWyyltXTG
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZsWpE3EUY
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhnJopiCuP
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0eYGOvwp5
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovcNP3JDLs
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVrxIqCRTu
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdDBUUUVyk
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTL3zDRm8Q
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckHk1GUsEF
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFokusZrKn
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPCMp4yIea
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzcnLZbtZz
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylPwv8Ge33
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8MRpU1g4h
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7zC7xaQFL
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqibIsA44WX
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB9GYIi7lY
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJn0LPSJFY
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WGXA7H9GB
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqbAo2XjwJ
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjtE1YGj5E
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQBL42SoRQ
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUgWDODCyA
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJgJ6M9jI2
我哋就得返兩個。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxetPUtqss0
「結好網喇！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNiqesLC1T
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzwhlBnJW3
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJJiPUPJ1f
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuJpzlgNUb
(待續)741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZBNngrh3C
下集預告︰741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3qczUqC2d
巨型白獅！？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG5cKX9Oj8
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