第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY82sj35jb
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe0B7XIn9g
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoSWGHFfnA
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7upsxs017A
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1ZhIIuEwa
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QnFF16yN4
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGai3DKdwn
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMp5eKKoUh
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBmLnfMsNQ
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNvQOV0OFW
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Tno0Cd3X
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bUsLwHcLS
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICGbFqplVw
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbCAugeIq3
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0L1Oih15e
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh5WBUiecF
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAaxfRW2Q2
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30CVHYxmuA
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgyQe0VorU
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6FK5KLOns
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw17yCb0bP2
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltf54HHw8X
………788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebOGulKm8e
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsm9pJhVBT
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3mHDE01dF
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfugeSm72P
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWUmUVHRZ8
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsQL1yGsSk
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8uzH6kzl9
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Upkr6u5G
…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucffDjSwrp
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VmQP4NaJp
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0uVjy2Gtd
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ey3SK8CH
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaPf58pAHM
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhKIK9XHW8
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fm9jOW4gb
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI480Rrq59l
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRnJbOpRqm
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqKAzWs3BE
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGIaUgW1tW
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3ArBo7w0x
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNijTsKHbc
……788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzP2w1elSN
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBItOjgYVl
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs4KSo1DSU
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaCb5ZSAU6
………788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJzWhjYxzN
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcGPSejE2g
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrQl152B9A
…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3RCXDgdKV
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAZKEVYgNN
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0bjh7DvC6
妖魔鬼怪啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw55LEgK41x
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjiAIdBern
感覺的確好奇異。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYVJcU2E5Y
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCZtZmySPX
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoExIIcPY9k
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqKqyCjT8N
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKq1q6qQ0C
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY29ZHqqWD
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmFlf84oCm
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaFUOshA1S
(啪~！)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9DJ7hl2HM
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0UYzlQyDz
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6flf7UzIl
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLJCRNslr9
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRY5Ymmuxq
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc91VO4wHmb
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujnEk5kghL
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NOCetxykh
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNWkvGg0H8
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi0yh4ywTW
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWd4UA7dq9
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxPw4mB3yJ
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHtrwO1R0K
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgaeLRpOpm
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqziL8nFTd
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9yDQ5Rt0l
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0satnAwVf
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnO2MVhXUD
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqKso1qElJ
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqwyxWm1x5
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUdCbFbRd5
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDObGzir73
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEwAPLCQWz
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0mXx9ufcO
我哋就得返兩個。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA0SJUUUlD
「結好網喇！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxFEM2SUyY
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ56303URL
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5FuujmMRl
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr3mEGzcEP
(待續)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Cyo84Zwj9
下集預告︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ106XGhuMh9
巨型白獅！？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mvG2Hjqmn
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