第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcORGjqQuYx
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnoKljN6ni
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCVAqxeVUY
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zesDfQ2av
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOfLs9v8fv
…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKbOYaASr7
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwrLWgW7hQ
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU4e0VC1dC
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2wpX3Anp9
但係原來…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ltDDS2g3h
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKQrjycih7
不過…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBcfFOemEQ
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxCvaTHwtJ
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNISBZ3xxK
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMku6zxwo5v
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3XIlOvz5c
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43SYjTlOvz
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64cG2zmGac
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvOooKRK1b
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQczRICCiri
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g9d9aiyD4
「毒河水炮！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7oFMwF8sk
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESolZ2rCnW
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoswqGq126
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48oRD4Cua5
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnINWUKe3k
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrT8dYxzdb
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8hmxpbYdc
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih487rZE4U
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomXjlDoQzX
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIzGQKzNSl
「衰仔，重色輕我。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgLgOpVcwo
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7U1EZhs0H
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5jkF33iqx
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cAlkQysNC
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5VxRgv2m3
總算頂得住…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhwsGBPrWw
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6FPPxxCbf
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLlzpANQHN
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHlFpedhO3
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18JRv3VRpR
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Jip8gm57P
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR5n6XNm8H
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX505bhBZeX
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekgAJiekPx
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JHGaBvVXN
「冥河鬼爪~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J8GyRfmdK
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYnrvJwHOO
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop6IMd63p5
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4c4RvRUGn
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhoU9dKV7U
之後佢雙手合拾…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVr9I1Rwka
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdLh3FbiAd
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFKOlUIZtK
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdojIki6Cna
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNn8jwDKD0
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnBzCLWsf0
…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3oaw3oz00
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX9Xs62Dud
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B2ZE5Igxf
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ078HCPiRen
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKJTr37LEg
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9vwV5QOd3
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcm8jhdwCf
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzP7DWE1sc
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oCerxgz3a
攪到呢招成個食物咁。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhyXsFkOLz
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NiQx89lcA
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1cC4xQvm3
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK3lAcJike
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qzxq54aaj
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyGQfvyL25
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoM1RYe9Cq
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwLpwSSj4P
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa8ilCSRsr
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBNmRdQV5d
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET31k7OHpt
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gDGcJ7qkA
「好！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcN7cOB5Hq
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS3LfpwsSd
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55EFvs8xln
我想回應佢，但係突然…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsShFUqCNt
「哇~丫~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuZcotY4UT
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvQR96IPb4
吞咗「春麗」！？640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVxWEmIrQr
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0kIUSvPPG
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSr99fskAL
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3EYxTyoJw
…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS0OqCOsdd
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHeIoiuJyq
「哇~丫~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuL4oKGcNm
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJW23YGPeF
嚇到跌咗入井…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ586buTtCTb
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEtVJvLiTE
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLTVSfbfqK
(噗~！)640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE2c5e5QJg
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60mimpRwoe
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWBTDRFULn
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRQDo0Zooz
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuS8LEuqQB
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBivCzqJea
過咗一陣…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHAAsc4xHl
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNGrtzpkWX
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguNJxBhtzI
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPJwRB1Iu0
我真係俾佢激到想死！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhLDwAQbC6
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrQUdSLruM
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUanAYiMoF
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLq2Rd11gO
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPk6jJvC9o
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchBFqkxbe
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1KgxOQlZv
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkuUG9OgpA
我連繩頭都見唔到。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GmVcO03oB
「駁！長！D！啦！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbe91t03el
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYe3xzBvDa
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVCVzmLOyF
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLaNvpJIU9
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kcAJ4AJGK
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2tAoHgABL
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOheHHksFP6
「你踩完未啊？」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9CNgihEuD
我…踩完未？唔通…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMaNU0TZGS
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbpU6krtWk
(待續)640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw8w1pBSuJ
下集預告︰640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7nu4cWv5c
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1s43vQ89r
註解︰640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CxxTVcxHN
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11KBoWjrLC
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLeuzGG7by
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