第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5GxcpU0XI
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLqkFyVtlY
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA5SjPgU4t
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNmzy7HOdT
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvaFMxXVqM
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1JgkNtXQU
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xtekrVbew
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Ro2YE1h0
但係原來…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEaZwO6DGc
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrMAImbO7F
不過…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4PNfaL8PY
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMP0BaNLgN
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfYzD2GiAK
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZCtJDPz7s
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZKyBCGNr2
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94I4GumtvI
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhE4xeuJq7
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffQgPNfUoa
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk57hNbjra
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR7i7HNvCv
「毒河水炮！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqXMvRcNnT
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4VA2KCIKa
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamMxypFQq5
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RA9WMlsLb
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgq1nmFFcI
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqfqXu4wPW
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUW1FpOa2G
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr88TrroEZ
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bxYLXCEfl
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP1BYNqbMI
「衰仔，重色輕我。」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27X7bDrD8T
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vx3Oji4H6
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpu7h4Vv0D
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnLMm56J9a
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzsHmlZUVO
總算頂得住…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjebQbp0lr
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokULQbMZXU
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTd9epk6EW
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4OnOKttVI
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQQ4wgS8gV
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooB6xpi6wO
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4MgXDzudp
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGmE4pD4AQ
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjheVnG7DY
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINp6Y7ZMrD
「冥河鬼爪~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdl59ijnmp
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRn5O4PgTq
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFCqGmJHdD
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVIPys4L8H
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tEqucXqSt
之後佢雙手合拾…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WEK1vwijv
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpVRjQxTcw
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAzM1mJLqB
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr38LY0XscK
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQRf2lgRwK
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uRpnz5o8F
…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQlGXkr6Uq
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQerSG8kCg
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtHmxrzpaV
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbICvuDecp
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWChCHSJMsV
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEVkma9zO3
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAnc0ZKvGL
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILnmVEjfaI
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtzeEjg4qM
攪到呢招成個食物咁。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HeSsmMvSm
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXF1sNPjVv
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yc9tBEDfB
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQtQPd2Cpw
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RzGiVH2Q5
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lBG7tfo3N
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxQMgKlQ2y
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxJLAJNuys
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ikZo2etDK
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gi2L6RuIy
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzlBgrJFTS
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy2FDt0JNm
「好！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYJaTV3Eg
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk7d61ZtRK
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfzx2rsA8a
我想回應佢，但係突然…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM1gUflxs1
「哇~丫~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CNv4tRBTA
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR08EvmNTV
吞咗「春麗」！？665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVpOA5oHg2
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJH243qvjD6
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOTnE20xtp
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg3wpjtj64
…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RRPpvPs7B
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPRx48lMqa
「哇~丫~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBuLXD5u32
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xZ2WQFSRJ
嚇到跌咗入井…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyXV3o5C8K
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrhtIJ1i5D
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV4rL1EMnR
(噗~！)665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaXCH5gh2R
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKxV5IsrFX
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1iZC79ofx
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjBwZPEnaE
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj5CLNh00F
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd5MWjcVAu
過咗一陣…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2e9JAL5y9
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxmUxWcl75
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7sJGN3XSq
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYVNruBvvV
我真係俾佢激到想死！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidTN140kdh
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZidAiT6C6u
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQZoTdNmH7
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8psCnADix8
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95zMBOf3Xp
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdCXpn0EBS
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT3gs4Zcip
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKntA5Tatyo
我連繩頭都見唔到。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayDoBunpTc
「駁！長！D！啦！」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2CeArMAsx
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR4Qsgktum
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCverTZH089
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EUBRo12XX
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2beWpuH7YC
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAvKbSoTpP
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj2LcKva6x
「你踩完未啊？」665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAdZVzN3bU
我…踩完未？唔通…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTahGAdBqy
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrk44bSwCG
(待續)665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi7qqoWDs6
下集預告︰665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfvdcjpmfA
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44hvJUvKG1
註解︰665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OT6sMG2vz
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u0psgcxTV
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手665Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaSiXQWj6N
然後按「加至主畫面」