第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先,等我入波啦!531Please respect copyright.PENANAcRR5eqyWtk
(幾時追返我條時間線啊?!)531Please respect copyright.PENANAQfNYXVvLkY
「係喇!係喇!而家咪追囉!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAXGy0zN116l
………531Please respect copyright.PENANADYgobdblDt
阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我,我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…531Please respect copyright.PENANAFnkTGV23ss
(又話追?!)531Please respect copyright.PENANAkOmqWKN4dk
「咁我最多都係跑啫,唔係跳丫嘛,點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫!最多咪講快D囉!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAotY1QZ3R2p
(咁你快D啦!)531Please respect copyright.PENANACnudS7EvrP
OK,講返喺地府呢邊先…531Please respect copyright.PENANAARnGf7PY5M
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗,喺呢個時候…531Please respect copyright.PENANAbmLYYGrXyg
當然係第一時間拆利是啦!531Please respect copyright.PENANABFEEqRjQ81
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇,上集都有講,冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅!不過,阿公…531Please respect copyright.PENANAghIWIJKNYv
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封,唔會係報紙呱…531Please respect copyright.PENANAmGCE53Auit
如果係,我肯定…531Please respect copyright.PENANAqiIPZI7BzV
唉,都係算啦,睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…531Please respect copyright.PENANA11JcyDxcRQ
「吓!?聖經箴言!?敬畏耶和華是知識的開端!?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAdIwhqB0X0i
我無奈到唔識講嘢,但係…531Please respect copyright.PENANA9zTeSyCTlb
咦,後面有堆字噃!531Please respect copyright.PENANA1uhhmPT7dU
有一大段嘢,因為太多字,所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…531Please respect copyright.PENANASHxBrKiTJ8
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人,終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…531Please respect copyright.PENANA3STWQwyaf6
佢自創咗一套神功,翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…531Please respect copyright.PENANANvDwdx43Bo
希望我可以參透其中奧秘,用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪,但係…531Please respect copyright.PENANA4bXAGrbjEI
我頂!唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦,臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁,仲化化地添,點睇啊?531Please respect copyright.PENANA0428LUQuFA
唉,阿公真係…531Please respect copyright.PENANA0apI29Qh2j
咁我即係唔使學啦!531Please respect copyright.PENANAcRjXG4SBQc
「翻雲之絕技,聚氣如雲海,蕩漾於懷中,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。531Please respect copyright.PENANA2abR6LizuH
我頂!扮乜嘢啫,文筆又差噃,係喇喎,得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩!?531Please respect copyright.PENANA3FRbavptnp
不過,「光管陳」竟然睇得到,唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅?531Please respect copyright.PENANA25e1lgg8N7
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。531Please respect copyright.PENANA6fqqwvfERD
「陳Sir,你係咪都睇到晒啊?可唔可以幫我整理返啊?咁撩草,我睇唔到啊。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAdOHN84vf01
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅,就好好教吓你啦。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAYxK3xfNC6y
「覆雨之絕技,聚氣如水流,蕩漾於雙掌,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAP3vjF7SZXx
「飛天之絕技,聚氣如流雲,蕩漾於腦海,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAcQgalA8lEN
「遁地之絕技,聚氣如水泥,蕩漾於雙足,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAYcTp9EPkux
「爆烈之絕技,聚氣如流火,蕩漾於雙拳,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAiSr04MPBKo
好心啦!抄都抄得好D丫,改幾隻字就算,揸流攤,冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦!531Please respect copyright.PENANAv6u3RjodiO
「係咁多,大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅,但係…佢咁樣就叫人學,我…真係不敢恭維。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAEayC2eH7os
唉,連「光管陳」都咁講,都係返去人間先算把啦…531Please respect copyright.PENANAXRYE3nd9if
………531Please respect copyright.PENANA3JpvH8xBPO
返到去之後,大家緊張咗一輪,因為乜事?阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。531Please respect copyright.PENANAbXPKBWTvoy
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」,沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。531Please respect copyright.PENANAPRtKPuSbNf
………531Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZdYjbKvSZ
入到球場,有把聲叫我哋去更衣室,我咪跟大隊去囉…531Please respect copyright.PENANAKIxDIA2RhA
入到更衣室,去見到返晒成班死仔,佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁,想點啊?531Please respect copyright.PENANA82cf6xQiO5
不過,佢哋都平安無事就好喇,連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…531Please respect copyright.PENANAaw9S1p8h9B
係唔見咗「黃仔」,話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。531Please respect copyright.PENANAtd7VM3v4V4
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAHvBdKEIxgl
陪「鬼王」踢波?贏輸都死啦!531Please respect copyright.PENANAOzA9mHodbQ
之後,阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…531Please respect copyright.PENANANtlaoFrmHD
我都跟埋去睇吓,點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…531Please respect copyright.PENANAwqeiGeBnwi
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」,但係…531Please respect copyright.PENANAN0Wx9n9SUQ
佢哋得十隻人咋喎,扮晒嘢想讓賽啊?定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢?531Please respect copyright.PENANAPE0IpGVb7j
「你哋好,我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAxFIigRSBGx
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟,仲鬼死咁樣衰。531Please respect copyright.PENANAiR9huU4JyB
但係,我哋都冇得選擇啦,肉隨砧板上,咪唯有跟佢出場囉…531Please respect copyright.PENANAUPTOBblmgR
沿途,我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…531Please respect copyright.PENANAd1YGM868AG
「校長佢點啊?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAEDZ8WU3yFI
「冇咩事,不過要留院觀察囉,可能你畢業佢都未出得院!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAW6tYtxuyLH
「咁就好喇!」531Please respect copyright.PENANATmsLbMhotO
(…)531Please respect copyright.PENANAq0vSBGbjJi
「丫,我意思係佢冇事就好喇!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAKs9UEXDAA4
之後,我行返前去最前面…531Please respect copyright.PENANA2rpApvVdyp
「一陣,你哋唔輸得嫁,輸咗,鬼王就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。531Please respect copyright.PENANAVZOrPi7KUY
「咁贏咗呢?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAZe0Tl5jmpy
「一樣要死,你哋贏咗佢,佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」531Please respect copyright.PENANA0fLgPwjUll
佢真係乞人憎到呢…531Please respect copyright.PENANARvDzQcoa3J
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知,出到球場,我終於忍唔住手喇…531Please respect copyright.PENANAJRnB6ejsvP
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」,我就…531Please respect copyright.PENANAOrPt5cogsy
「九字護身法,收!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAIw5CWbhLnd
「天馬行空!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAOztAbomFMZ
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度,串柒柒丫嗱!531Please respect copyright.PENANAx83aK3mwg7
「救命啊!救命啊!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAqctxz6rFvB
掛好咗佢,我就跟返埋大家度,大家準備出場…531Please respect copyright.PENANAQhfA9eazvx
「踢法照舊,穩守突擊,由Kenny策動攻勢,阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」531Please respect copyright.PENANAr0T7wCJRvK
佢都真係戇過阿狗,當我傻架?531Please respect copyright.PENANAiEB1hGVLuS
「王Sir,唔釘得唔得啊?你睇吓隻妖怪個樣,好似想食人咁款,你叫我跟住佢?」531Please respect copyright.PENANABwXhXgYtmy
好在,佢都識做…531Please respect copyright.PENANAO368YksGBc
「咁算啦!大家自由發揮,唔死就好喇,出場啦!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAYObk8I89dT
不過佢把死人烏鴉口,真係乞人憎,真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…531Please respect copyright.PENANALxt5X6uaAO
「王Sir,D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅,不如,我都出埋場丫!」531Please respect copyright.PENANA9KuwXYrtYo
好啊!好啊!531Please respect copyright.PENANATP0Sab3BtG
「陳Sir,唔使喇,你幫我哋保護D女仔丫!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAz4ZGavYY2k
我頂!死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊?!531Please respect copyright.PENANAV5Hyn7Y61G
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場,行返埋後防線…531Please respect copyright.PENANAbYeUmj64a2
………531Please respect copyright.PENANAOwnbiNx5e3
(咇~~~!)531Please respect copyright.PENANA5wAOAjmerZ
一開波,對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…531Please respect copyright.PENANArBgrmDmMg7
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到,我咪四圍望吓囉…531Please respect copyright.PENANAExuu7pft85
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩?我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…531Please respect copyright.PENANAJHve1dKp8a
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到,好似石化咗咁…531Please respect copyright.PENANADYMs6udMBE
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉!531Please respect copyright.PENANA835AZT07l2
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨尊射球!」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。531Please respect copyright.PENANAg37yOqdcaf
咦,我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…531Please respect copyright.PENANATM2FuEBLiM
「喂,個波跌返落嚟喇!」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。531Please respect copyright.PENANAXhw7vmk21J
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨…」531Please respect copyright.PENANA2XCeR1egj5
………531Please respect copyright.PENANAjBDue5mWEi
突然,全場靜晒,因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…531Please respect copyright.PENANAwsbBa7ggws
冇人,亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…531Please respect copyright.PENANAbRfdxZBF55
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘,唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAks4iFkYZ8D
「冇球員離場,唔可以俾第二個出場!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAHW0rAODmcW
「你邊位啊?喺我地頭博我嘴,你係咪唔想活啊?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAwYVbsvLC0P
嘩,呢個球證都算沙噗喇,「鬼王」都串…531Please respect copyright.PENANALworPHEZIM
「世界最佳光頭球證,哥,連,拿!」531Please respect copyright.PENANA2b42oAJIMn
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。531Please respect copyright.PENANAt3KuYv6FoP
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋,但係…531Please respect copyright.PENANAwMwTdiFh6V
「傻佬明,波啊!」531Please respect copyright.PENANA9YiGOSpAbF
阿輝突然叫我,我先見到個波就喺我腳邊,我…531Please respect copyright.PENANABIZDryV3wy
呆咗唔夠半秒,即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…531Please respect copyright.PENANA11WarQnWIa
「七旋斬!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAOdEziUSBoQ
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該!)531Please respect copyright.PENANAPtqYyKhmpk
個波靚到丫!傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…531Please respect copyright.PENANAjsPaa9SPv4
「阿狗!接波!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAVErdCH00EV
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…531Please respect copyright.PENANARZjSy1nBK0
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…531Please respect copyright.PENANAmkqN49C1dr
「百米九秒九!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAbf6W2bBbP4
佢真係跑得超快,而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…531Please respect copyright.PENANAhaeg6ys3tl
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAAcyu9LVPVO
嘩,個波好勁啊!睇嚟要入喇!531Please respect copyright.PENANAeAFUTwv3uI
(咇~~~!)531Please respect copyright.PENANAtzoSCH5lIH
YEAH,入咗喇!531Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ4Z1QG7Nm
「入球冇效!」哥連拿講。531Please respect copyright.PENANAagofHc0hEL
「冇效!?點解啊?」阿輝問。531Please respect copyright.PENANA68o8nKHLm6
「越位。」531Please respect copyright.PENANA8Kp6wZCIXD
「越位?!」531Please respect copyright.PENANA1vBJz2WjZR
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊?」阿輝問。531Please respect copyright.PENANAZxxUZ0fHK8
「唔識,唔識,我唔識,我真係唔識嫁,你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。531Please respect copyright.PENANAKPvJQ4DvB9
場面一片混亂…531Please respect copyright.PENANA6y1F9whqnT
「小姐,唔該你返出去,而家罰球。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAeucNaF4pve
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過,話時話,點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢?531Please respect copyright.PENANAmA08lh39yS
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友,佢因為頭先俾球證串,所以仲發緊脾氣;1531Please respect copyright.PENANAOkVH1Flp73
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去,我係佢老母,就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。531Please respect copyright.PENANADeWr4FfKqA
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…531Please respect copyright.PENANA1BTXBgdUYS
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿,竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…531Please respect copyright.PENANABy62RrtgOY
睇嘢啦!阿公嘅絕技,加上我嘅創意…531Please respect copyright.PENANA1b57Wkm2U2
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球!」531Please respect copyright.PENANARjADROVwEw
嘩,我個波勁到我自己都唔信,成個火球咁飛埋去,睇嚟入緊喇!531Please respect copyright.PENANAUh5R1MrGis
(嘭~!)531Please respect copyright.PENANAaa1tdmpn2U
「小你媽媽個些丫!牆嚟嘅?」531Please respect copyright.PENANABdNlMthD0O
原來,佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」,佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…531Please respect copyright.PENANA6E4V2ggULS
個波仲…531Please respect copyright.PENANApWBBZlPn6T
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…531Please respect copyright.PENANAuDzcfHxSEw
「金,翅,仆,佳,鳥!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAQYAFkMNg9J
(待續)531Please respect copyright.PENANAkks8Tnle9p
下集預告︰531Please respect copyright.PENANAcUFUgwkUz4
「黃仔」!?佢唔係「北轍」咩?做乜佢…531Please respect copyright.PENANAp75ofIz8MP
註腳︰531Please respect copyright.PENANAlgC8ts7MKl
(1) 疾風無敵銀堡壘 — 日本熱血系嘅運動動畫,不過成隊都係機械人嚟。531Please respect copyright.PENANACpP91Qbau1
(2) 沙噗 — 即係有膽識。531Please respect copyright.PENANAcoPGubvW5Q
(3) 七旋斬 — 九百幾套動漫用過,唔知邊套係第一套,意思係斜斜地斬埋去。531Please respect copyright.PENANA5QQCxbeVd5
(4) 碧咸 — 本來應該唔使介紹,但係…即係贝克汉姆,David Beckham,以前D靚仔球星囉。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFkgLoYSO0g
(5)「龍門」 — 呢度係講緊守門員。531Please respect copyright.PENANA4pAiH8QwhY
(6) 豬蘿 — 六七十年代D麻甩佬好鐘意用嚟形容人地蠢。531Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9lsXHoIoR