第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCC6eMTirT
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ56Q0yb5bd
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZVXrOsgsa
(咁你快D啦！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iWIAzXqLK
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阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxw5eeT3cz
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1uzhPaJDH
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5FFu5FDLf
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4l9XJgKZy
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唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIniWSo1Y3
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd7UxWkqzO
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyVTxmsscC
咦，後面有堆字噃！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKihAvGmA2
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU63Ctyu3Fi
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRMEkAVCqZ
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbaYJW6TXf
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQUeDRHIC6
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHYHXyrHzH
唉，阿公真係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAi9nTionuK
咁我即係唔使學啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L4gjb9OjH
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUghltT06Mw
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb4tMSWeTC
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqvdpUh39P
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bUwNKJJYW
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwM7nsn9AQ
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZkuhlGC6z
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBPt1pncBl
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OlE0r9agd
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe0MohI77n
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLpXw5QZ1b
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD90yMMG3Ca
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi75aF6cJx6
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzclVXkQLf0
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SbsBWfFGs
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrqfWEb84u
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt8wQgY024
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdE1JExHyG
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7fAsEIHsh
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyQHbj2hM7
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49wupsd8zm
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKIgmQzNyd
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsFhIeDTvf
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtz9qcib3m
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMuv8j4ng0
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxN2PRJW9h
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BYclC6nk9
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSL6AxEAQf
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujHJbmenjp
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwHjiOQKmE
「校長佢點啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuI3URGkgn
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMZtXPztAR
「咁就好喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTdFi1LAKs
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「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibA5TAOMtS
之後，我行返前去最前面…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAL9c5Ku9m
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQYkhfbwyF
「咁贏咗呢？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfTRW9A2kQ
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2baEEt3TrX
佢真係乞人憎到呢…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcOQUiFBnu
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf7bSygGdy
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdcRoplH7w
「九字護身法，收！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jRNMhCr2b
「天馬行空！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDj3RVVNjR
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJLI6MbJWh
「救命啊！救命啊！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIJ6EDX9Vm
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQyDEYaI2T
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjsqw9XakO
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq3WKewwoi
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RQNxsXwah
好在，佢都識做…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyXEJNz9Gl
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP0ZethaFR
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxgjIqFByO
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiCKSquMGr
好啊！好啊！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfjHzrAu9E
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5Pd8Gtslw
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHU7W54Xer
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr1sEEXi9y
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(咇~~~！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc39xBG94iQ
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvVFwl26zz
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPbwSKEOpR
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDrv4IGblk
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrNoJLyRdX
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S6A7WKTL6
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyhjALFCSQ
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2wLUKwX06
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTRR8tlBsD
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXmf89SEAE
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJBRQ7x8nU
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIWPfcr1iC
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsOtJ80HWn
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHjNquyBdC
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CxWrxLB0U
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w3Z6nYS14
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDyUntPewu
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzE5whPBya
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae0cwrz1Xe
「傻佬明，波啊！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnC7y2iz73
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVqiulFWjV
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzR2UyMlxh
「七旋斬！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGI5zeNLdk
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOhxqN3Qxm
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz6Pr9psS5
「阿狗！接波！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VyhjvqtLy
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomcoc038ji
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnYWswsmPK
「百米九秒九！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLKEHvAHmd
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡproqncGPAK
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xI2CKuMMI
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz5C8nmKRp
(咇~~~！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiMBQFNJm2
YEAH，入咗喇！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcqXxvALcj
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayeo2TXWje
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zYZnJ6ugx
「越位。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAHpNdwFdd
「越位？！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jU3m5kPZf
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit9T250v6v
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j8jVOsih5
場面一片混亂…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3I8dhgcaT
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y5dzDpCSk
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEB27nTdsf
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpj9cPvFiM
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf3CSrsQS4
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpuJhK3ErI
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMwtfjtytm
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudRxDV4zta
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdIzeF3mrw
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaYljAwbSN
(嘭~！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOarun0xWQ
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsx4txgGNT
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHJFfTZ6xT
個波仲…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uiCvutz64
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk06AB4d7L
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdh16Apm3e
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