第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9kH56k87s
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnzxIPM1Oo
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM8xgG1vrE
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VRiusEKZz
(又話追？！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYwbEErx8j
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVbtz9pWdE
(咁你快D啦！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa4QQMMjmt
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngQSgLeQnr
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi6yhrTNED
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB3uG2w7fs
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUlMts4FCw
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTzMRBGrCc
如果係，我肯定…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXS5mNulra
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p9iJmvKD0
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5TYHKUtgD
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTtnCz1nfi
咦，後面有堆字噃！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcqnK4cTSW
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzMF0QMAKa
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv9O3Cui1i
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaG2Uvf0Sr
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1Xu1Habup
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZo72nGyZ4
唉，阿公真係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgpDEKti5Y
咁我即係唔使學啦！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoSjD4VWgi
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDfy3uUGBM
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSyROOpskS
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHK3JyztXG
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbGZS9kxwB
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhaiq8P0yI
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeUneD68aD
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAHCA0awR1
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0SMS43mrZ
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbvP9IAtjb
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWN8Bb3s87
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kzOw9xLT3
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod8or28RAE
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqBalLRDW7
………778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7DqXdevaM
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjG7tF0fVc
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OBHDWdmvr
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOD8IYetAzh
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBABdMSzf6
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsMK93xOXT
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZD7wCoDCt
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zy8JRZ0E9
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJbQd14071
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqkC3V2ney
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXW62drmfF
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0GQNDzMyJ
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4TPwttEEw
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0VmdzaKKY
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNxFkrLMCk
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaTva6ujI5
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Juyv6WeZj
「校長佢點啊？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfelBbJxle
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtoj6r069u
「咁就好喇！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5mDBcj0gS
(…)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotkj9GS6Gq
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QEBLnTjJB
之後，我行返前去最前面…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYSjvMtLdq
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6hhzXwTO6
「咁贏咗呢？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4wngWAN8g
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UzQoAk1oU
佢真係乞人憎到呢…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWEtq1TZIz
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jcZu8XPcG
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplMESlKXZF
「九字護身法，收！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJb7Bz17nn
「天馬行空！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSFTmRgAYU
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRcCc9V3aN
「救命啊！救命啊！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczEKCCaOQE
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hhAXmv79M
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJJQWrZ3ZZ
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtniqE0agz2
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kf2lLYkZM
好在，佢都識做…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5htTklbnGr
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjUHisR4MF
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXplkCUkgN
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQdDmAznv8
好啊！好啊！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpwE9pLVh3
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd5SnWzKKC
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9vKpCnWuo
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJrqhjmMma
………778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBQpN86VwN
(咇~~~！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWuBRD0rW3
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYuM1H3Fte
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7rlExcPoi
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcBLbWmAon
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq77kzoVvk
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwrVdNYN47
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkT6sL2jL9
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P9ioZQjJJ
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGuEXaPZT4
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5etduwO4Tw
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh98roVW0d
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uTlurncXA
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvf89rFpud
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TmAwsVE5r
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc9IKSmwcc
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9uI8qsiEn
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uESBADYy0
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbAV0OY0EN
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqKJYAnGG4
「傻佬明，波啊！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBVL2OQZIa
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ3c87whja
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5MVfXuuOr
「七旋斬！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMAy9IY9eO
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98Im9RTwB2
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtSRDKDVJe
「阿狗！接波！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu7moLoUJv
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsePSvwIoDK
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT9JkZ1ZP1
「百米九秒九！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHkH5P7r3B
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdefwVws9yU
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HfS4hTkDk
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAgmjOXmNX
(咇~~~！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssyzzpgSmt
YEAH，入咗喇！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhDc0q4mr0
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFwEKvkh5h
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQplVUjv1H
「越位。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZiUdSRNuJ
「越位？！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSuuZ8bIdE
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzinrP7yOE
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAYPaJUmtU
場面一片混亂…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuUi9oYnxs
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tywJEw0Ef
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjcR7dgxX1
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWSNag7hhr
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy4NOPytqw
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL5n5KATQJ
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVNYX2431o
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04srrf9yhk
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYbAGsovnF
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt23j9aMgi
(嘭~！)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFQ33pw0lP
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WiKLHlEJj
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jsdyqKXfI
個波仲…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd2rMJozAh
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb31YUKTRLp
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOEW8i3LRx
(待續)778Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAWrb7zJ3V
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