第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapQt1tpns7
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3hvN8cMuS
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmOQQl16Nc
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo3gaRVA3r
(又話追？！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSKQ2pP74l
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqBXOAH201
(咁你快D啦！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d0sNz5E0s
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS998koHCh
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRI1kue7UT
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7nZsKRiRv
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsasdlL4p1
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0uxupcRMC
如果係，我肯定…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8wQJLOerQ
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXD67T5BNq
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjI08BG9uy
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnCL6ARzpm
咦，後面有堆字噃！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V2GFraLZG
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Aie3yZdqX
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xnxcFRhZL
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreREIOw0GY
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdIq21eofV
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW7asgCjqY
唉，阿公真係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMcTrCdFql
咁我即係唔使學啦！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUpbsMOgeP
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj1A82JlhI
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ12xwabyR
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP9ymoqqgR
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTASZccrDQ
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLu2VwJKin
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIgK3UnlLP
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YGUMC5Plf
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KXNH39jsX
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQCe3tEDte
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeMMh48623
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBWSRVIDs1
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivvpJvK9Sy
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB0UknHMf6
………710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RTlWJ9cnZ
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOUdPsiTvW
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqk2sBiG5y
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9DRz53Ibt
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43p0gSVyyd
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmsQkRwvqK
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXNFWi0idi
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBdLhBZIqW
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK66PaX9CS
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1MSbH49dF
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCesTfvpaFz
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWZ073OFk8
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB3Og852sc
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjaHv4juBQ
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1XBvALWPG
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCuMmUpYrE
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnrfDWcvnk
「校長佢點啊？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfgBnR9DTl
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfEFeQ6UQ8
「咁就好喇！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6YhBigPo0
(…)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKYkfC4hE4
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCq8tAnibM
之後，我行返前去最前面…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAAOVweEyN
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAnu2UVjzA
「咁贏咗呢？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ay3cDuuJS
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Qd3MsoDc
佢真係乞人憎到呢…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr2htK8qi5
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSmDjdygEt
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW9PJ4UawL
「九字護身法，收！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSyGdBjTla
「天馬行空！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATmMEfvZnV
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfOriEeWIf
「救命啊！救命啊！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR4fHVWbAc
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vAPAInrUT
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MW07Ech2a
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1HqT656uO
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgghcWEG7K
好在，佢都識做…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEIasQ29Ee
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxijkH5RNeh
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb0S5meRfT
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO8eYQsOpt
好啊！好啊！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpegGqNn3BC
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv5y7kt7dU
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV2uBeBDhD
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11adJXpb0G
………710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWE7nm6qud
(咇~~~！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ0F5nBoui
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqbIhMUGCJ
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLbku11InP
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQdn7t8o3n
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC1ajdS9ri
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALR1iCX2QH
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO09k7Q9K5F
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KPwIsamJw
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9YBFGyPKV
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG7zVCIYoU
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJAF2Tu5YJ
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfliWMU8av
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mwTIKFEDF
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJyqQh22tg
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABplp4hJ9Q
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ycmy5CZS2
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokHjz9Pmal
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqH4NE9xDw
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIVh61hQFp
「傻佬明，波啊！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi9BxFiaOP
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S3Ym2QT35
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmFzWUUV1a
「七旋斬！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC27zDpBvE
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwofFtLZVAM
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m5geqfY8t
「阿狗！接波！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBTMU78EAG
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qxHRKPff
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBTZWNRkUI
「百米九秒九！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWkCsYbe5U
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn5DfITWlc
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvI6K09OLw
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkD6RmYyuc
(咇~~~！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lOT49Wpqz
YEAH，入咗喇！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRASEAjXil
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABEYFJAv0r
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jV6HIANZR
「越位。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyRTRgNZmt
「越位？！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHM1TcOLfw
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Ck5Unw5q
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCsbRrAqFH
場面一片混亂…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvUQImKxwr
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHLUeaWTSi
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xMIrCuiOu
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjegKk9Xny
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf6YlxpXNd
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhHSJSdkIj
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sj3qHZWiz
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9utKmY0yD
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh6br64SuU
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTS7aUqptRg
(嘭~！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMbI23g4je
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUstc1dKEE
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHbPo2635S
個波仲…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TzjxNmCHW
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YEiGXp3kj
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz9NhaTfF3
(待續)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3OIP1ZTW0
下集預告︰710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBuCXJ3nn1
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