第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP0tLzy1vo
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCheTujbYLa
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGatmmTrf9m
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXlueN7WKz
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmEIbw276p
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkbtj642n5
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I3lUdQbrA
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJdUzQUU0g
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuzNXJMGOz
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgzHEueA2y
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1U5OCApW5
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvAlmYbmfa
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NlsTcR4Es
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjNlbtqsfC
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMB5WDkdEQ
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeCrIulOwL
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaabGMNBkW0
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNE2dkKmlY
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yXWf3IS9g
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf7qmvzBVz
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy7xZvh2MO
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwWrh7uaKk
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOtsbugy0i
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfpSFFLzdI
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8ydcagGui
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiYgWCl8Hk
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9po2j5q2E5
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjsjfH3oEl
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp8wAUkowC
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA33vJOPG9
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR62Wqmua5
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMwKnxLtxM
「係我哋啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpfYJbyQvc
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX7s4h1azz
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZoBmgMggQ
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae0RnohAWS
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxR6qwOdKa
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OoCcUWFna
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKIupOOg3m
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsWIfEPUAb
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrTQvRe1S8
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JkDekqO9h
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rz1ntnKfm
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNhatY2Thu
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf3USOYcKa
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gGpIDxgcg
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy2F0ibMAq
「感覺還可以。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ArsL2cTJH
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MZrv202qG
「最多咪輸！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhr6DqlZcG
「你會唔會太天真啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsHtGBHoLX
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33AdBUUfvp
「邊有得贏丫！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xTqqqQtPm
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ473cFNWi4b
「妖，你去死啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUcNGxZFD2
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SgLVXNeMP
「好~~~」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1skDcRnrhc
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0KI4m3U0P
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLgLI8jLZ0
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yx6FfTsC4
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIExgf7zlH
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOz5TV7TqU
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBktgOiHw1
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8SoLjAYq9
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1edLgBlbx
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J5LsLYsW4
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ842Thw5bC6
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOdoREwFxq
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhxv1vnKpg
阿明突然舉手。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWvZyGB3Xp
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xl9oy2moQ
王老師望一望出面…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKLrII7NPt
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AvNzbA4nJ
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGSutVkGKs
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WaTJRBteM
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoPm98KrW8
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgcEvUAlOn
輝輝，好英啊！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLtI3pGJFY
佢哋之後走咗入場…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EkejtVMFM
(咇~~~！)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww6A8ssYJw
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwJMwnUc1F
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyWrncM5Rv
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bGCuPSnoD
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPh8egR94W
點解佢向上踢嘅？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9PpRdHhL7
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIqzi7giex
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQncVmXVCM5
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE84DPzzFB
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a6Rq26JiB
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNChqvoKUV7
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCWPjOWmnt
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqLmVi41Dz
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dNzTub7ct
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPH5klBq0o
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWEfasHE0z
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQXNv7hgkp
(嘭~！)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc51FgBtpH
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuHS333M9f
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz94ktbChE1
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWgAOdMcb0
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfutWxFDZo
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iVkUrGm4v
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QGTd0X6Cy
「邊樣嘢啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zYBzYC7Re
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ujGk5Mx7F
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwplbB4od8E
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN5osLHQnW
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjJFQpJqb1
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NbiFDzlbu
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyv25o82fp
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORj4el6vuv
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zj9gLDCeo
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dA7XPDbSD
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVKJnWeqbx
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVVoqmCMwO
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9XUSueKPq
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfNCKD7wrY
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidqWTqc2bX
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDljBolKGCX
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7nZXxKP5N
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyjLJbGl0m
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNIuveV9S4
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMHhelJG8i
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZoLbHNAh1
至於出面…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVBR2m6BBM
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9M4PMEsKZ
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突然，全場靜晒，因為…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewHnpJ1Fll
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIudoa31bH
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbGU0jLVVT
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJUqm6yrVl
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5v6HnneYT
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