第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaNbw7Zvg7
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrUx4pEfeC
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYpIKDwIhl
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZxqQQhlOp
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UQhDQxHTT
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwOOKUVYN1
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVkCWy2ZWn
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPWKCfqxFP
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9NBaiTB7h
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsnj5Pd27c
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnwDfiUKuk
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YeY4w9Soh
「結好網喇！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqDS2K39Wm
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sixi8PLjM
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBi9dnoCe2
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sqQAPjcd0
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrMIK3RVZu
我好似講到係好自然咁添。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5Gj5PhSnC
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9HawTWMAE
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu26hA7skB
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXX6ZosCsp
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuIa06fqKH
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvSYUyf1Xw
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtfOkVXM6N
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6IUivQRkI
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ3wNpCCKO
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFqyJ7PrRY
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bLnqN5CY3
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaVNvP3T9l
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3dqF1sq2B
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhQ1s7wkNw
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtioEbSuezj
我真係有D擔心。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW8WQVKCy3
…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG9hHqEI8r
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbsvzvauHN
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs3D0fntMK
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZpKlkngwN
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjen6mOJa5
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84XNstm6zM
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdPs3aA1v2
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVdzXhRYoY
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZfn5EdROS
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU073AG9Xsb
「好，我試吓啦。」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzfKsl8AVj
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb0s9577YX
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkKyWkM6p0
「你啊！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBzT4BkktE
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmSEOqzp4Y
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyclR5O6sTC
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjvK7Ckgvj
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjFia371A9
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mzolBhpYC
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr5Wviy3NV
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKcyENbG2l
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gRfLRl7Wg
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xV0GTXbyC
「分工！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiZBMyUB4w
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRBwjEqFv7
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZrWciQTVB
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwIpLCgkXi
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhrFmRdcAX
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxP98TXaQq
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzC7NwjYec
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBUB1YUin1
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7lU9OzrMW
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6pePL8Z8l
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFc57FZ0jJ
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TjJBXO7oT
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEP0uV7wlt
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1UTCcpbQb
好！到我！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFysIsXHnDi
(吼~！)「居居」變身！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo6fiMiQ1G
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso7wkfjyj8
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JTxvt4c0u
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSv2kQbBt9
「居居，衝啊！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR4w9HDCVM
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bCJUZjq59
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOgFq613SE
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85dQ8J7mtg
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53BpoJXINw
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3trQRYmmws
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS15IohMGEO
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofCpQROMwN
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAfKmUoh7Q
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xbfrJNVmD
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchcyLYDJIN
直接跳上嚟追打我…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtUxULaa4z
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJc7OpBTMH
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmonPkEqikT
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Rmu079Sh
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgezt46LkH
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR9xNnDsQ1
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97zjEaCeUr
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVh5aTbpUz
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoB4qkdLY5
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6REr5rlKCc
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ50CAVPzd
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM92mo4cAen
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnljLJiu3y
「冇咗條棍啊！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBnNS2k7Am
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKzKfteGF1
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F8fpSuTlr
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUH8hRymdM
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tw1xIylmX
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYTm40eiQJ
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAOW9m1K8Q
(吱依~~~！)867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGR4hMst3b
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERD2w70eOO
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6PzLNLO23
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNDwbhhRuo
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8B5KpuHY5
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmaQnI0PsK
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQrSFAgCW4
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvRY3ChvzI
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedQug40lMy
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6Vht5wv0C
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQI7FRJeLO
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQNOOmKo9Z
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk60ypiYIE
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH3Gf1lftl
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「丫~！」867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsyGYnEHSt
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjwYmYAsnG
(待續)867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCaUiBCddo
下集預告︰867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgk3eYMYmZ
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix2IqO3zUy
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgKd4TrT8G
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa3yfSYmzY
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGPbOU9kjo
(3) 嘍囉—卒仔﹑廢物，睇唔起人嗰陣用嚟形容對手。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4mE51lfoZ
(4) 串串貢—同「臭串」意思差唔多，即係自大﹑囂張。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6001ndXyF
(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrmkfYRHSX
(6) 揈—音「FING」，「條條Fing」個「FING」。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg6EVbhZtv
(7) 激奀—書面語即係「氣壞了」。867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBEP4lXa3F
然後按「加至主畫面」