第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHr7Ht5O9R
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAO7OuRHLh
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST1j18zgRT
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtR9bNqn5t
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W8FEvxmI6
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFsNBMraWn
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zqTdPTDrY
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACv1prDMaK
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KNjcGP35t
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX39QEKgMaD
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRktiDVw2tt
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGxS1KTz4Q
「結好網喇！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3x8LwaWTa
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBI8HdSqfF
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8Fp0HdTzV
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbJ0zH4Ga9
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYCS5pSdSB
我好似講到係好自然咁添。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVYbPUQ7gw
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETAe2GBbG5
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszBI79teB9
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzAVm9Hmbh
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hf1NiPVqR
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRRaYuowLJ
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSJEEPITvp
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC8xZTBYDT
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHykR5gRC3
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJqOG2HO4x
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDUxYlsdpo
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoT8tEy8pJ
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60REadsvVY
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdS8eDJf56
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEwMGG8D5c
我真係有D擔心。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPOn3hfj8y
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ivaqnXRoH
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytZwOX6BEO
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy3R1liL7w
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOcyOcF1q3
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBZ7H7bZKm
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXqfdSK9oE
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEW44tBSil
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5JO2Fqtm8
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwoQeiGjyF
「好，我試吓啦。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBfR3MfZIN
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xQdRf8Wa7
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxuP0L9AbJ
「你啊！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4O5r0Ct7g
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH5bVdToUq
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadloylDb1F
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBacdG8fdtW
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9MLGMJeJ3
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PbcF87rpu
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxxe3L4MJE
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSO4RkVg2O
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2l2tlgm39
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPOb7GXUUq
「分工！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDYutWj4Gr
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTGF74LkOp
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1nHF75tJC
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyCglopddT
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKtGQBT3aZ
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAC3cGXU56
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsHHkX2ypa
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rJxpBLTYQ
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71udnTymc7
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTRDbnwILu
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZOAUbOpCe
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1x6PkcPoM
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyVao7v2e0
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPSCdgwLBL
好！到我！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecmEIfJQuq
(吼~！)「居居」變身！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eVNS2BiVl
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94AvdJUJe1
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVOjGtj5FH
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkqSiRT6Pu
「居居，衝啊！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmhAGJJFhh
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppf1dxKhVk
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD7g4wpjqR
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhkaH0PtyJ
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBjkk45yBq
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0l7yOxZHX
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFDlKdo42T
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkJ31grCqp
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe9t53XG5F
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG6qZ4sR9z
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3k6BOFYmq
直接跳上嚟追打我…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgxjWotByE
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX9QUEpG2H
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1eT1ilRph
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzRubvVuuh
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLEEzlXrQ6
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgpNZLeo5H
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRZhUfJewp
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63mawlak0g
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpZXCXfrTq
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPK1xYjwrR
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVa7O9fUyD
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O7oQnEAO5
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bzfJ3IzlE
「冇咗條棍啊！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEmPgFt8Li
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1bUI9KvV0
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbWtmPRpDc
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLQ5Z3joTb
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKQkPaqb81
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf5h7BQEKS
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftDxCO0bFL
(吱依~~~！)859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mrm5NXIby
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCklV7F2DN
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EsqrIKK3u
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEw3W2p8sQ
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE4uBDTO8a
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo32U8XGYy
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5JeNsEnnY
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrDWzErx8J
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXW3UwaJXC
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjCp2wVmGj
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ioG8xk935
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiDEbQFUFI
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Bd5wXXcE
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HKYWltolx
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「丫~！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBtGOHyRvr
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagZKPMLlFv
(待續)859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGQLfGgTAM
下集預告︰859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Fz0jpf3I
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A9X3tRBi6
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThglllLqkj
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju9vcEZboM
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb35eBA5jk
(3) 嘍囉—卒仔﹑廢物，睇唔起人嗰陣用嚟形容對手。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorgEcK8M0u
(4) 串串貢—同「臭串」意思差唔多，即係自大﹑囂張。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjPgdghwQh
(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdLyBUlimm
(6) 揈—音「FING」，「條條Fing」個「FING」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u5jjtmVZ0
(7) 激奀—書面語即係「氣壞了」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyx4qmYg2J
然後按「加至主畫面」