From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpm0hm2xQ6
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAwUhWJ2iz
Subject: please tell me you like Helvetica
important question:112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qXPsFSYYg
how do you feel about fonts?
i ask because my actual groupmate eli (aka The Betrayer) sent his entire breakup text to his ex in freaking Comic Sans.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStJauhUXG2
it was 6 paragraphs. with emojis.
i feel secondhand heartbreak AND secondhand shame.
— maya112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUWxOC0Jp2
helvetica loyalist
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lNhc0aGou
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDbUfzNSfc
Subject: font crimes are real
comic sans?? for a breakup??112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tDyD7HhMk
he deserves jail. like... maximum security. solitary confinement with only wingdings as company.
you’re right to be distressed.
ps: helvetica supremacy.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy86s8L7dd
pps: do i get to hear the breakup text in full? asking for... educational purposes.
— eli112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpicfgMDUzB
font snob & emotionally nosy
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tEE075mmA
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHOV4V6IJN
Subject: for academic suffering only
fine. you brought this upon yourself.
[BEGIN TEXT DUMP]
“hey babe 🥺 i just think we’re like, not vibing anymore 😔112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk2geFTG7a
i’ll always care abt u but i gotta find myself.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0C1yZ5AJU
ur amazing 💕 don’t let anyone tell u diff.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvVfIuZSUl
also i still want my hoodie back lol 💔”112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC0gGiPgcJ
[END SUFFERING]
i’m genuinely unwell. my skin crawled.
— maya
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqODXMTUmh
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mouzWQmc6
Subject: oh no.
MAYA.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHbkf00Z5n
that man committed emotional damage and aesthetic violence in one go.
🥺 + Comic Sans + “lol” in a breakup???112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezrXDupw3v
my soul just left my body.
i vote we ban him from fonts. and feelings.
— eli
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXULqwQb5K
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7juMF56J73
Subject: font ban confirmed
i hereby sentence him to only use Papyrus.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWplpNjSHw
and never speak of feelings again.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUSrf2alPB
the hoodie has been burned for symbolic healing. 🔥
question:112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTN5sqXuFl
what would you write in a breakup text?112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNEkqO6ZwZ
(no pressure. purely hypothetical. totally not judging.)
— maya112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgRc3bvB2G
font judge, emotional auditor
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFTnKulmbJ
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcA00oZb1w
Subject: okay wow pressure much
okay this feels like a trap but fine.
i’d probably go for something honest.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8rr2ntD2K
not a novel. no 🥺 emojis. something like:
“this isn’t easy. you’re someone i care about deeply,112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVA6QcfXCi
but i’m not in the right place to give you what you deserve.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdsad61J6M
i hope you find someone who can.”
then i’d ghost myself out of embarrassment.
is that... too sincere for an email friendship?
— eli
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNriDdHGqqH
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY4x3T5Gj6
Subject: okay rude now i’m feeling things
eli.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGOlJH8hHc
that was weirdly lovely.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KpgtUGnb2
and now i feel weird for judging people who cry at fonts.
also: are we email friends now?112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1a8DaKLPT
was there a form i missed?112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y62tvgPof
should i be sending muffins?
— maya112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5KGNPScbd
emotionally compromised, probably baking
From: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3cLdOp418
To: [email protected]112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaapOLoZ4B
Subject: it’s official
congrats.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zqUbziRNm
you are now contractually my accidental email friend.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5fkNt2j7T
no muffins required, just vibes and inbox chaos.
although.112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCCZ14Mlr7
if you did bake, i wouldn’t say no.
— eli112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIScO3urS6h
friend of font victims
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