|| 8:00 pm ||
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRs2nakhMr
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEyS8WNJtG
Subject: Schedule confirmation + passive-aggressive muffin update
hi eli,106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYok3oL1bd
just confirming the 2PM group meeting this thursday at Hume Hall still stands.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANenAByQYO
also, erin brought in those weird protein muffins again. no one ate them. she’s pretending not to notice.
— maya
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Po4ALrOYF
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS1ElItKV7
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcLyQaR1Me
Subject: I think I’m the wrong Eli
Hey Maya,106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6lHFpAnZJ
You’ve got the wrong Eli.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXruMj56dQ
I would love to say I was scheduled for a group meeting, but I am currently eating cereal on my couch, pants-less, and I don’t know anyone named Erin (or her offensive muffins).
Best of luck though. Team meetings and baked disappointment sound like a vibe.
– Not-Your-Eli106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ36EQ9XIJ
aka Eli Martin
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJXpujAG7q
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YEADs1lGI
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG46Zh6CAA
Subject: 😂 oh my god sorry
oh. my. god.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ2bwF1c0z
definitely wrong eli.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULi24Wmk1e
also, the mental image of you pants-less eating cereal? horrifying — and weirdly relatable.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEWoSbZj1Q
sincerely,106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DU85K0yRe
a girl who can no longer face protein muffins or group emails
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ916jNQf0oU
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4lgiWLSIf
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdbueBek5w
Subject: the muffin has been notified
No worries. Happens more than you'd think.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf8x5pfpcl
A guy once sent me his grocery list. It was 100% just “almond milk, floss, condoms, hot Cheetos.”106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQtE7BsJp
No context. I still think about him.
Tell Erin I support her, but also: maybe try banana bread.
– Eli (the wrong one, but apparently memorable)
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhNIrO3FKo
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjPwO1gcCU
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEnYujTvVZ
Subject: wrong but kind of right
you’re honestly better than the eli i was trying to reach.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdmSkCLu65
he once used Comic Sans in a group doc.
ps. banana bread is god tier. erin could never.
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPn1EWu0Zy
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB53D7DQdv
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GpUHDsdvZ
Subject: justice for banana bread
maya,106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7cSw4Nl3k
is this our meet-cute?106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfvqHeKwIw
like in a chaotic email inbox kind of way?
you insulted a guy’s muffins, complimented banana bread, and accidentally messaged me.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDgpAHnxFX
i don’t know. feels cinematic.
– still not your eli106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnonw4EeUZO
but i might be a decent one
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFztNumt2H
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOxNNjhNfM
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNzwUc6NcH
Subject: definitely a netflix pilot
if this becomes a romance — it better have a 90s soundtrack and questionable fashion.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxECW2xvVjW
(i call dibs on overalls and sad-girl eyeliner.)106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNY4fKRS91
also: are we still emailing or is this where it ends?
just asking for… curiosity reasons.
– maya106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31K7TyJBxg
professional emailer of strangers
106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZShOBtBSK
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hikRJoXHw
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqcZgP0RAM
Subject: only weird if we stop
nah. let’s keep emailing.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwRKj7AiAJ
it’s kind of the most interesting thing that’s happened to me this week.
plus i want more muffin drama. and maybe your spotify recs.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgtl39L0f5
purely academic interest, of course.
– eli
From: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL3rKoQc04
To: [email protected]106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd0NUwpjyu
Subject: Re: only weird if we stop
glad you’re on board — who knew muffin drama could bring two wrong elis together?
also, if you start a support group for victims of questionable baked goods, count me in as president.
looking forward to more of your cereal pants stories and maybe some actual muffin updates.
— maya106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JH7iSVAAK
professional emailer of strangers
P.S. what’s your all-time worst muffin crime? asking for a friend.106Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YrTVqWDSL
然後按「加至主畫面」