"Nothing heals heartbreak like screaming Olivia Rodrigo at full volume."
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Subject: pettiest playlist of the year goes to… me
eli.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUwNACZxS7
i made a playlist titled “for when your groupmate uses comic sans and your faith in humanity breaks.”30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUBa79Pjze
i’m currently scream-singing to track 4 while eating cereal with a fork because all my spoons are in the sink.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePm2T8Yo0k
it’s a mood.
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sad. dramatic. cereal-forking.
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Subject: cereal fork is a vibe
maya.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sWhCsJzf4
track 4 better be “good 4 u” or i’m calling the authorities.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80PRskUTaE
also, the fork thing is valid. i once drank iced coffee with a knife. no regrets.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5Lww0quWU
send me the playlist. for... peer review.
– eli30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFStzuOE2H
music snob, chaos enabler
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Subject: attached: rage therapy 💕
okay you asked for it.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpq1BXvncW
enjoy: [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4mtUmL00VaYfC0gkEH0Odt?si=uPQWcd-5RuGOfoOppIcfQg] “dear god why do men” — a playlist in five stages of grief, three accidental crushes, and one cup of weaponized spite.
tracklist highlights:
misery business – paramore
better than revenge – taylor swift
good 4 u – olivia rodrigo
brutal – also olivia, my queen
should’ve said no – taylor again, obviously
kill bill – sza (i don’t condone murder, but i vibe)
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the most dramatic person you never met
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Subject: playlist review: violently iconic
maya.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR62V6CQwJ
i have goosebumps.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUBi9NUDaN
i want to fight someone. i don’t even know who. but i’m hyped.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpfcIPBtJX
“kill bill” came on and i almost texted my ex “good luck.”30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuwumT10KG
i didn’t. but spiritually, i did.
also: “dear god why do men” deserves a grammy for best emotional support.
– eli30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHGUp6EOTA
threatened. inspired.
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Subject: so we’re rage soulmates now?
eli,30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PID4k32pr
you passed the vibe check.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvU4wRPjF4
you didn’t question my musical angst or my cereal fork.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsul6OVA2r6
this feels like the start of something irrationally comforting.
ps: have you ever cried to phoebe bridgers in a parking lot or is that just me?
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emotionally stable adjacent
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Subject: phoebe bridgers made me cry at the DMV
maya.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHteexkSyow
“motion sickness” came on. i was holding a ticket that said A132.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn3K94RdGS
i did cry.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihnRiGbFyI
the security guard offered me a tissue and a mint.
so yes. we’re bonded now.
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co-president, feelings club
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Subject: certified mood
i would like to formally nominate you as:
my email pen pal
my official heartbreak soundtrack consultant
and co-author of “texts we never sent but emotionally screamed”
it’s a growing resume. benefits include emotional chaos and unsolicited memes.
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possibly your new internet pen friend
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Subject: i accept the role
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you send the songs, i’ll send the sarcasm.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CDOwzMBvS
together we’re like...30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmTp9bWtPM
the emotional avengers.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnrc7iB0Rn
no capes though. just playlists.
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ready to rage, reply, repeat
Attachment: Liner Notes from Eli Martin30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbAx5WB4U9
🎧 “dear god why do men” – Reviewed
📝 liner notes by eli, who has clearly felt too much and judged too many fonts
Track 1: Misery Business – Paramore30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVyVA2ziRR
this track made me want to break up with someone i’m not dating.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLml7mAB2U
⭐ rage level: 9.5/10
Track 2: Better Than Revenge – Taylor Swift30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnSrbL1bsC
may have shouted “she’s not a saint!” at a squirrel.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoYqSbVc0X
⭐ sass factor: 11/10
Track 3: good 4 u – Olivia Rodrigo30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbVw2nbxBE
screamed into a spoon. felt better.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ZojFlC48
⭐ catharsis: 10/10
Track 4: brutal – Olivia Rodrigo30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZdBqsnbBl
i knocked over a lamp. worth it.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8i4kYb8nL
⭐ chaos energy: unmeasurable
Track 5: should’ve said no – Taylor Swift30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirgN8fxxP9
the rain cried for me.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodlH9HLjrc
⭐ drama: peak
Track 6: Kill Bill – SZA30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JdyPUcGKR
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⭐ emotional weaponry: activated
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this playlist isn't therapy. it's exorcism.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39zVmgp3vj
i feel seen, personally attacked, and spiritually lighter.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY0bhtD2Po
maya, if you ever make another one — please consider me your chaos consultant.
– eli30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13NiGzeUo3
officially unwell in a poetic way
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