"Nothing heals heartbreak like screaming Olivia Rodrigo at full volume."
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Subject: pettiest playlist of the year goes to… me
eli.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXzaQ5dkFm
i made a playlist titled “for when your groupmate uses comic sans and your faith in humanity breaks.”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ15hBlOlA
i’m currently scream-singing to track 4 while eating cereal with a fork because all my spoons are in the sink.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWowZLt56Q
it’s a mood.
– maya64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9410YcCYS
sad. dramatic. cereal-forking.
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Subject: cereal fork is a vibe
maya.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXWTaEBLF6
track 4 better be “good 4 u” or i’m calling the authorities.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF9dXtqt7o
also, the fork thing is valid. i once drank iced coffee with a knife. no regrets.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppzubY2Sg8
send me the playlist. for... peer review.
– eli64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavmdHJpcWM
music snob, chaos enabler
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Subject: attached: rage therapy 💕
okay you asked for it.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzcBnSusmu
enjoy: [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4mtUmL00VaYfC0gkEH0Odt?si=uPQWcd-5RuGOfoOppIcfQg] “dear god why do men” — a playlist in five stages of grief, three accidental crushes, and one cup of weaponized spite.
tracklist highlights:
misery business – paramore
better than revenge – taylor swift
good 4 u – olivia rodrigo
brutal – also olivia, my queen
should’ve said no – taylor again, obviously
kill bill – sza (i don’t condone murder, but i vibe)
– maya64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtblKmPXa6p
the most dramatic person you never met
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Subject: playlist review: violently iconic
maya.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHZVzMwQer
i have goosebumps.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqjPohyFSM
i want to fight someone. i don’t even know who. but i’m hyped.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V4S7qrJCt
“kill bill” came on and i almost texted my ex “good luck.”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sufSwE90p
i didn’t. but spiritually, i did.
also: “dear god why do men” deserves a grammy for best emotional support.
– eli64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGnD09QzJF
threatened. inspired.
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Subject: so we’re rage soulmates now?
eli,64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7zGsa3qVr
you passed the vibe check.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHnOLQ0hbM
you didn’t question my musical angst or my cereal fork.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29Lxa6LiKQ
this feels like the start of something irrationally comforting.
ps: have you ever cried to phoebe bridgers in a parking lot or is that just me?
– maya64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmBfv6D6Vl
emotionally stable adjacent
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Subject: phoebe bridgers made me cry at the DMV
maya.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4rkP5qinI
“motion sickness” came on. i was holding a ticket that said A132.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPK7yPRpwP
i did cry.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RPv84T0vp
the security guard offered me a tissue and a mint.
so yes. we’re bonded now.
– eli64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVM9ROf9QM
co-president, feelings club
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Subject: certified mood
i would like to formally nominate you as:
my email pen pal
my official heartbreak soundtrack consultant
and co-author of “texts we never sent but emotionally screamed”
it’s a growing resume. benefits include emotional chaos and unsolicited memes.
– maya64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJOKLrIwd2
possibly your new internet pen friend
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Subject: i accept the role
with great inbox comes great responsibility.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bR5kmTXas
you send the songs, i’ll send the sarcasm.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIlAMrdPWL
together we’re like...64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbQRMl3FFJ
the emotional avengers.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZO5HPC0pY
no capes though. just playlists.
– eli64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1QnspXnA0
ready to rage, reply, repeat
Attachment: Liner Notes from Eli Martin64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoZ9j3mLvN
🎧 “dear god why do men” – Reviewed
📝 liner notes by eli, who has clearly felt too much and judged too many fonts
Track 1: Misery Business – Paramore64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCk76KZdaQ
this track made me want to break up with someone i’m not dating.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI58EDpJvQW
⭐ rage level: 9.5/10
Track 2: Better Than Revenge – Taylor Swift64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoVr0FUdEK
may have shouted “she’s not a saint!” at a squirrel.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDHoFcP5Hg
⭐ sass factor: 11/10
Track 3: good 4 u – Olivia Rodrigo64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESrHScNKoW
screamed into a spoon. felt better.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYcx4ZSvHO
⭐ catharsis: 10/10
Track 4: brutal – Olivia Rodrigo64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp05BD965IK
i knocked over a lamp. worth it.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4buE79rt1
⭐ chaos energy: unmeasurable
Track 5: should’ve said no – Taylor Swift64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnA6MNxzgv
the rain cried for me.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NWfAaW91A
⭐ drama: peak
Track 6: Kill Bill – SZA64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx8GWGzNxs
i do not condone murder. but i understand.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60m0CZbuup
⭐ emotional weaponry: activated
Final thoughts:64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cPrDFEyj0
this playlist isn't therapy. it's exorcism.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5fzfNofr3
i feel seen, personally attacked, and spiritually lighter.64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuyKhltIvN
maya, if you ever make another one — please consider me your chaos consultant.
– eli64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P6bfSWdUJ
officially unwell in a poetic way
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