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「你比較像。我的意思是漫才一家人,這是家族團結的象徵,媽媽參與我們的段子,是對我們藝術追求的支持。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAihCWyAzmNm 維尼
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「你怎麼這麼小氣?連媽媽這麼辛苦,養你到這麼大,總該回饋一些。而且你知道外面租牌是要錢的,名字當然也不例外。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAeIkBUK6CLR 維尼
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87Please respect copyright.PENANALKJ8XKcKHT
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87Please respect copyright.PENANAW0EffQBMRn
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87Please respect copyright.PENANA7nCw8E56oY
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87Please respect copyright.PENANAnQOscBQyAb
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87Please respect copyright.PENANAE3LXjXjpya
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87Please respect copyright.PENANATUc71CaMPX
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「哎呀,不過話說回來,統一泡麵也挺符合我們團名的嘛。達康.come,聽起來就像是『答家周伙來呷面』嘛!」8964 copyright protection83PENANA5losEZYR01 維尼
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「我已經搞不清楚你說的統是什麼統啦!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAQ5zEO3L3VW 維尼
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「謝謝大家。」達康合聲。8964 copyright protection83PENANAUD6unQGiBU 維尼
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