No Plagiarism!lNzUMjEmKQfrElIpyLZ1posted on PENANA 模仿搞笑,顧名思義就是選一個人物或角色來進行搞笑。在經過一陣討論後,雙方決定了出戰人選。首先由白方開場,他們派出了大女子集團和哈利,他們以一個拍攝現場為主題。8964 copyright protection83PENANAABv2lkrmpq 維尼
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「歡迎來參加試鏡,請問你有沒有演出的相關經驗呢?」哈利(導演)。8964 copyright protection83PENANAeug4Qb88er 維尼
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「有的!我有在學校的《小紅帽》舞台劇出演主角一位,還有拍過一些廣告男二、三。」大屁(菜鳥男演員)。8964 copyright protection83PENANA3xwSjjDED3 維尼
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「小紅帽是女生吧?」茶茶(女演員兼場助)。8964 copyright protection83PENANAR1IQMpDU1J 維尼
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大屁:「我們演的是性別反轉劇,在這部戲裡大野狼反而是弱勢,然後小紅帽為了報奶奶的仇追殺仇人到天涯海角,結果卻一起落入獵人陷阱,在長達80天的脫困期間愛上牠的畸戀故事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA27SlCykqMf 維尼
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哈利:「現在小孩子都演情節這麼豐富的戲嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA6PHotyyx7v 維尼
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茶茶:「哎呀,我也曾經經歷過魔改故事的青春年華呢!」8964 copyright protection83PENANA3wTSBN61p9 維尼
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哈利(咳了一聲):「好吧,我相信你的經驗應該有了。那因為今天試鏡的內容比較特別,我希望你能夠表現一些⋯⋯親密的情緒。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAn6os7IPANK 維尼
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哈利示意茶茶向前移動,準備來場對手戲。8964 copyright protection83PENANA2DdzxntYCM 維尼
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大屁(一臉疑惑):「親密的情緒?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAy49kp3xnwc 維尼
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茶茶:「是的,你將跟我演一場『激情戲』,把我想像成你極度渴望的女人,狠狠地把我扒⋯⋯你懂得,展現你的熱情。」8964 copyright protection83PENANATckNWzWvdA 維尼
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大屁:「⋯⋯等等,我不是來試偶像劇嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAt76yshvYJG 維尼
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哈利:「是啊,我們的確是走這個路線。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAB7duJ9TaSu 維尼
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大屁:「但怎麼感覺怪怪的?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAQDc1pBGetP 維尼
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茶茶:「別擔心,現在人都很重口味,不加一點香豔刺激的鏡頭,剪成short片宣傳流量上不去啊。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAI49wXuRXp2 維尼
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大屁:「也對。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAv9Rp9xDvtF 維尼
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哈利:「好,那我們跳過前面直接正式來了噢,來321⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAxx6lSN0FtW 維尼
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茶茶寬衣解帶同時,大屁連忙喊停。8964 copyright protection83PENANAaHEvpHyjI5 維尼
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大屁:「不用真的脱吧!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAhdCxOn5Ii9 維尼
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茶茶:「哎呀,我都不在意了你在意什麼?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAD1YizGsJ8q 維尼
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大屁:「不對不對,我到底來試什麼鏡啊?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA2Mk4nuNV56 維尼
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哈利:「成人片啊?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAArafH5Wu0f 維尼
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大屁:「你剛剛不是說走偶像路線嗎!」8964 copyright protection83PENANApyOmb0ecC1 維尼
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哈利:「沒錯啊,我們走女性取向的?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAKnhMUdaQJr 維尼
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大屁:「我被騙了啊!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAF4B9rgjz2r 維尼
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表演結束,全場歡騰。8964 copyright protection83PENANAEsH3O9C26U 維尼
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「這已經是短劇了吧?」被現場萬人氣氛震撼到的冠冠目瞪口呆。8964 copyright protection83PENANAalpoUIhV0T 維尼
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「但的確有模仿要素。」康康一臉嚴肅。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdrg7EcVIm3 維尼
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「我們現在換陣容來得及嗎?」菜頭問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAO4RjLnBDnv 維尼
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「現在我們也無法即興安排短劇,」阿達抱胸,「只能先相信劉向吧。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAGCipgV6JWG 維尼
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「大家好,我現在要扮演的是菜頭。」白方驚愕,剛剛不是這麼排練的啊?「請問剛剛白方有幾個角色演出呢?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAzZ7T7M50Gw 維尼
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「三個?」主持人說。8964 copyright protection83PENANA9bMKnPYRfT 維尼
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劉向搖頭,手高舉比出了五。這時菜頭從旁邊衝出來,大喊。8964 copyright protection83PENANAigjLg36Edi 維尼
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「是五顆地瓜!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAVWMgIHF7P4 維尼
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言靈發動。在場無論正反方都霎時被壓倒在地,構成另一種視覺震撼。8964 copyright protection83PENANAXgfdI159XD 維尼
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「好討厭~」感謝臥倒主持人提供了壓胸福利畫面。8964 copyright protection83PENANAvz7PdUuE9c 維尼
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原來,劉向自知剛剛討論出來的角色無法與對方比拼,便自作主張走了步險棋,還好菜頭機靈有察覺到意圖。雖然他並不覺得有趣,但十多人一起綜藝摔的畫面還是挺搏眼球的,一發藝萬歲!8964 copyright protection83PENANAB2WJso4sgU 維尼
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但,他預計應該有的反應,現場卻陷入一片死寂,然後是令人錯愕的噓聲。8964 copyright protection83PENANAzENIfYlWIc 維尼
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「感覺好像更嚴重了。」阿達神色凝重。8964 copyright protection83PENANA9lBCpbYFjj 維尼
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不消說,和上次大喜利比賽一樣,現場觀眾處於感情被控制的狀態。緊接著進入投票環節,這回合毫無意外由白方勝出。此外,隨著勝負落定,劉向的幽默感也跟著殞落歸零。8964 copyright protection83PENANAoe5MpUymja 維尼
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「不是只有扣分嗎!」冠冠提出抗議。8964 copyright protection83PENANACjvnXq5HpB 維尼
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「你還是沒有聽清楚遊戲規則。輸家若不直接喪失幽默感,怎麼稱得上瓶頸呢?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA6b6pmkTFIu 維尼
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看她傾城一笑,眾人只覺戰慄。8964 copyright protection83PENANANkMli4FDGk 維尼
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目前比數,21:0。8964 copyright protection83PENANANhHADeU0E5 維尼
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一開局就被拉大差距。8964 copyright protection83PENANAoZPXR8S9MU 維尼
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「對不起,我輸了。」走回己方的劉向乍看沒事,但大家都知道他正在極力保持理智不讓自己陷入鬱悶泥沼。8964 copyright protection83PENANAklSMck0KX5 維尼
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「沒事,你表現得比預期得更好,我們都為你感到驕傲。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA2Sy3fvLnBD 維尼
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「不要鼓勵我,現在最不需要的就是⋯⋯」他踉蹌一陣,被達康眼明手快即時攙扶入座。8964 copyright protection83PENANACjQhcOJEQo 維尼
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「下一局我們就贏回來。」康康安撫道,劉向只能勉力點頭。8964 copyright protection83PENANAE1s8sWp6z6 維尼
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「我很久沒這麼生氣了。」七爺怒極反笑。8964 copyright protection83PENANA4qlWhyRypM 維尼
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「同感。」八爺轉動脖子發出喀喀聲。8964 copyright protection83PENANAJ6OPqPLgcT 維尼
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二回戰,讀劇吐槽。雙方會從主持人那拿到三個不同類型的短劇文本,請從中挑選喜歡或適合的作品開始朗讀,然後針對當中不合理的橋段進行吐槽。8964 copyright protection83PENANAAscbUqcTxc 維尼
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三個劇本依序是恐怖故事,童話和情色。8964 copyright protection83PENANAb0pf1CBqpC 維尼
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嚥不下胸口怒氣的達康準備上場,結果照明從中攔截。8964 copyright protection83PENANApxJN02LiUZ 維尼
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「學長,說故事這我們有經驗,身為大將不用作士前卒,還是讓我們來吧。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAUNqcGiCGxq 維尼
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「你確定嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAeCevj8qeSM 維尼
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「放心,本山人自有妙計。」他露出自信笑容。8964 copyright protection83PENANAtH6j22f9xu 維尼
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阿達欲作發言,被康康壓肩制止。8964 copyright protection83PENANAkAYOhK2NHm 維尼
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「這次交給春雨,我們先想下面的段子吧。」他指著屏幕左下角的不起眼小字,顯示『NEXT:即興段子』。8964 copyright protection83PENANAmQh8hpsLWr 維尼
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「此役只許贏。」交予折扇。8964 copyright protection83PENANAuhO8FoaWbk 維尼
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「你等著奉茶。」雙手接下。8964 copyright protection83PENANAGGPYH0CjZ8 維尼
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那廂,端坐在特別席的三木對隨侍小羅交代幾句,顯然已有應對。8964 copyright protection83PENANAAdtq9dTmot 維尼
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因為白方獲勝,這回仍然他們先攻。二回戰上半場,溱會灰挑選『虎姑婆』的童話故事。8964 copyright protection83PENANAzBMXnsbhtw 維尼
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阿溱:「在一個遠離塵囂的村頭內,村民們相傳暗暝不得進入森林的禁令,因為那裡住著一隻叫虎姑婆的妖怪,她生得勁高且粗勇,面容猙獰使人驚惶,又長著厚厚的鬃毛,大嘴一張就能將人拆食落腹。8964 copyright protection83PENANAaVcN7xv8eq 維尼
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村裡的囝仔常被警告:『千萬毋通接近虎姑婆,否則你就會變成她的暗燉。』然而不出意外,故事裡總有一位不信邪的白目嬰仔,伊叫作白賊七。」為什麼會給小孩取一個很愛說謊的名字?阿灰吐槽。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdbLlZEmp59 維尼
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「小七自恃聰慧,根本不信這些鬼話,覺得不過是老人們嚇唬孩子的故事。他拍著胸脯跟玩伴們吹噓:『我才不怕什麼虎姑婆,要是讓我碰上她,一拳就乎伊死!』但村裡都知道小七愛說謊不以為意。於是有一天,他決定趁夜偷偷溜進森林,想揭穿虎姑婆的謊言。」白賊七說別人講白賊。8964 copyright protection83PENANArUV4cHwYp0 維尼
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「小七在森林裡走了很久很久,突然,他聽見身後傳來一陣腳步聲,回頭看,一個高大而蓬鬆的身影自樹叢行出來,滿面鬍鬚和銅鈴雙眼,一口雪牙在月光映照下顯得晶亮,手裡還拿著一把菜刀,上頭遺留些許紅色殘跡。」目晭大就說目晭大,講銅鈴誰聽得懂?8964 copyright protection83PENANAx7lRdVpYQ4 維尼
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「終於明白傳說屬實的小七嚇得不輕,欲轉身逃跑卻雙腿一軟坐倒在地。他身體不聽使喚地顫抖,只能眼巴巴望著虎姑婆緩緩走來,俯身對自己說:『毋成囝半暝毋睏,造來阮這衝啥!』其聲如洪鐘,迫使小七不禁掩耳。8964 copyright protection83PENANA5XQ6ODu4fm 維尼
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『大人得講話,你怎可以蓋耳?沒禮貌。』」那是妳說話太仰聲!8964 copyright protection83PENANAvk5D0WCW2y 維尼
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「『我只是想看看妳是不是真的呷人?』小七結巴說道,換來虎姑婆嘲笑。8964 copyright protection83PENANAN39sSu7u3H 維尼
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『呷人?老身久古毋呷了。』8964 copyright protection83PENANAYcMButfyEd 維尼
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『妳毋呷了嗎?那妳現在呷什?』8964 copyright protection83PENANAOw9T5eXxSI 維尼
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『一直呷肉不健康啊,』虎姑婆深嘆,『老身也有歲數了,天天抓人也很累。如今改呷菜,隱居山林種種田,平靜度日也不錯。你看阮這腹肚,』她拍拍柔軟的肚子,『阮也不想一直胖下去。』」虎姑婆也愛美啊!8964 copyright protection83PENANAhL9GAeBFk0 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAiCsYtOw4I5
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「『毋對啊,那你手上的菜刀是做什的?」小七心中仍有疑惑。8964 copyright protection83PENANAEugEJqMB1d 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANASQL5mlZFPD
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『這是用來切菜的,看到毋?上面還沾著剛切完的葫蘿菠渣!』」原來是菜渣啊。8964 copyright protection83PENANAf7ztbmk4My 維尼
「虎姑婆翻找掛在左臂上的竹籃,從裡頭掏出黃澄澄的大南瓜。8964 copyright protection83PENANADNsj7SIfbH 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANApciSzXRwtn
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『老身最近就愛上做南瓜湯,你瞧阮的皮膚是不是變得水噹噹?』8964 copyright protection83PENANA8j68gi22qs 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA9Drnzrbycn
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『妳真的改呷素了?』8964 copyright protection83PENANAiEOV5QFgAI 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAMSn0gA5gtC
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『當然哪,飲食要均衡,尤其老人和小孩更是如此。看你像個小豬仔的,要不要試試阮的素菜?阮還採了新鮮的蘑菇跟芥藍,包你吃了就想一直待著這了。』」所以小朋友們不是被吃掉,而是被虎姑婆的廚藝給擄獲了啊!8964 copyright protection83PENANAs1mm4cTp5v 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANABI6FH1T9H9
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「這時,前些年被認為命喪虎口的失蹤孩童紛紛從旁邊樹叢跑出,她們親暱地挨在虎姑婆身旁,活脫小飢鬼地七嘴八舌地催促她快回家煮飯。看著虎妖像家中阿嬤露出慈愛神情,小七失笑道。8964 copyright protection83PENANAvYb145C1FU 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAvKIbmybhJ9
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『看妳這模樣,改呷素真不可思議。』8964 copyright protection83PENANA8CLvLIPgvd 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA4a9p2y3oAT
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『哎,呷素難道就不配擁有尊重嗎?』虎姑婆瞪他一眼,聳肩表示無奈。8964 copyright protection83PENANAsCsm3msX8B 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ31gzGb3f
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聽著她一邊領著孩子們,一邊訴說自己變為素食主義者的經過,小七頓感羞愧,心想。8964 copyright protection83PENANAA2ZI4WkTWP 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA0uCCZQruEB
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『或許我該幫助她,不要一直誤傳這個吃人形象。』8964 copyright protection83PENANApt4PiaBMAu 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAEAEXQkzr8t
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於是,受了虎姑婆的素菜全席款待後,回到村落的小七開始散佈虎姑婆並不壞的故事,但因為他過往說謊成癖的習性,大家都不信這個真實情況,結果虎姑婆反而更加妖魔化了,甚至將她說成一口能吞下整座村落的大妖怪。8964 copyright protection83PENANAWC7ii3nyIz 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANANyXvSK4t8W
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『唉,為什麼大家都不相信我呢?』小七無奈地說。8964 copyright protection83PENANARjwFa3o3zC 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAToYioRgDAX
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所以小朋友們,要做個誠實的好孩子喔!」糟糕聽得太入神我忘了吐槽!8964 copyright protection83PENANAthWFXbk2Ix 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAON8tr7eX3Y
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「阿灰錯過好幾次的吐槽時機,可惜了。」在震耳欲聾的歡呼下,阿達誠實評價道。8964 copyright protection83PENANAx2BbkdatvS 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAghvtCvBmzT
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「你給我認真背段子!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAcy5jNwTWpT 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAcLj6T5PqfY
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「背好了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANALOGAf5IX4A 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAGGtto0Pr6F
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「什麼,這麼快?可惡段子不是我剛剛寫的嗎⋯⋯」康康還在努力把台詞塞進腦袋。8964 copyright protection83PENANAE2K7MEEset 維尼
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自知表現欠佳的溱會灰沮喪回到白方,茶茶安慰性質地拍著兩人的肩。正當阿灰想要開口自責時,小羅已悄悄站到身旁,不苟言笑。8964 copyright protection83PENANAj2srvkZN05 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA8KPqU5Bpc3
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「盡給我添麻煩。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAOkI3oJNc2M 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAux7SKiZ2Nk
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「對不起。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA4IEwtnHpeY 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANABfceuLA8g4
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「還好三木大人早有灼見,否則妳已經沒有站在這的資格了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA0sQtRL6tGX 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAIJvgPpGPfu
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阿灰低頭不語,緊握雙拳。8964 copyright protection83PENANAnfIOmCKqJ6 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAH1IhttJ3VP
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「妳最好祈禱他們也同樣會失誤吧。」小羅扭頭一走,毫無同袍情誼。8964 copyright protection83PENANANXEAakvFfp 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAXtuN5icIRR
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「不要再自責了。」阿溱牽起她被自己指甲割傷的手,舔舐起已經流血的掌心。8964 copyright protection83PENANAg5vCtndsDh 維尼
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「我們真的應該這麼做嗎?」阿灰看著茶茶說。8964 copyright protection83PENANA5EbUhTdxpQ 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAeam1ua6KxW
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「妳知道我們是為了什麼。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAQExHAhdSgS 維尼
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「但我受不了剛剛康哥的視線。」8964 copyright protection83PENANApPQxSJ3hy6 維尼
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太冷了。就算大忘詞他都沒露出這麼嚴厲的眼神。8964 copyright protection83PENANAaKYuyaSGHS 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAsQUybmkPXR
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「小羅的話妳別入心,這他剛剛給我的,」大屁拿著繃帶為她包紮,「賽後我們再負荊請罪吧,康哥他們會諒解的。」8964 copyright protection83PENANApGTvl093pf 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAJIZq4PsFbG
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阿灰垂首,晶瑩淚珠不斷從髮簾落下,她極力壓抑哭聲,即便無法穿透舞台到觀眾席。8964 copyright protection83PENANAy6ZSv4GCZP 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAz7AEI2zy3b
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在敵方對面的春雨,看到阿灰不住顫抖的肩膀,聖博淡淡說了。8964 copyright protection83PENANANGkiHKhv48 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA2TU5igVH5Y
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「不能心軟喔。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAR2ErYI2kbO 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAkUSXttEwGp
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「你當我誰啊。」8964 copyright protection83PENANARrBe5CA6B0 維尼
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二回戰下半場,照明開始了他的恐怖故事:8964 copyright protection83PENANAS09h2sGn7s 維尼
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「一日,聖博和他的朋友們開著車,迷路在深夜的山間,」不要拿我當角色啊!8964 copyright protection83PENANACZGqkThRsU 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAdugibMs3Wj
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「無論怎麼查手機訊號跟車內導航,都像是失靈地無法顯示當下位置,眼前的蜿蜒山路彷彿無窮無盡。」不可能吧!鬼打牆吧。8964 copyright protection83PENANALr3nHwSncY 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAwk3EP71X8E
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「他們經過一個髮夾彎,忽然看到不遠處的路旁有道微弱燈光,駛車靠近,原來是旅館的老舊立牌。畢竟夜色已晚,大家雖然心裡毛毛的,還是決定朝旅館方向前進。」過去肯定會出事,給我睡車上啊!8964 copyright protection83PENANAcuokYtNIVj 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA63ml9LKmXj
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「開了大概10分鐘,他們來到一座日式的木造建築,在夜霧的昏暗燈光襯托下,老舊旅館顯得格外陰森,但聖博終究不敵渴望柔軟床鋪的盤算,催促朋友趕緊辦理入住手續。」不會喔,是我絕對會睡車上喔。8964 copyright protection83PENANANhMgjlgOqO 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANALIuhwjaP5u
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「旅館大門很有氣氛地被嘎吱打開,首先映入眼簾的是櫃台,在毛玻璃後坐著一名看不清臉,脖子掛著口哨的微胖男子。聖博走上前試探詢問:『您好,請問還有空房嗎?』對方抬頭,居然是胡瓜!」瓜哥辛酸打工畫面流出!8964 copyright protection83PENANAz00AoAykeg 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANABHUeoIUYq1
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「但不知怎地,聖博與他二位朋友沒有認出資深藝人。瓜哥瞇起眼看向來客,緩緩說:『你們很幸運,剛好剩一間家庭房。』聽到有房間的聖博相當高興,沒問價格就說要入住。一晚7414。」又不是五星旅館,太貴了吧!8964 copyright protection83PENANA5hgYMq3MzN 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANACA1DXJiqf5
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「瓜哥確認電子支付到帳後,」好現代化。「從櫃檯下拿出一把有年代感的房間鑰匙遞給聖博,並露出饒富意味的笑容宣布房客須知:『不過,這兒的住客需要在午夜零時,到前台來簽名。』8964 copyright protection83PENANAZ3Nhw76Dnc 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAdTsIPKNlQO
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『簽名?不能現在簽嗎?』聖博疑惑。8964 copyright protection83PENANASloTpgdzi6 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAxtBkQCawAW
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『不行,這是規定,如果不遵守就不給你們住了。』瓜哥態度堅定。8964 copyright protection83PENANA7TcXqCXnTK 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA1ur9gGTUvE
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『那我們不住了。』8964 copyright protection83PENANAuJdV12qchd 維尼
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『那你們可以離開。』他指著毛玻璃上的褪色海報,上頭寫著不明顯的『入住者恕不退費』七字。」黑店!絕對是黑店!8964 copyright protection83PENANADBPACqVfrz 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAoqPwUUAyM8
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「聖博和朋友帶著被坑的心情,踏著北宋的步伐走進旅館長廊。僅供一人通行的狹廊兩側每扇房門之間均掛著等身方鏡,不知是否久年未經擦拭,鏡面殘留的污漬竟神似模糊人影,彷彿正在窺視今夜來的新朋友。8964 copyright protection83PENANAXPXg2byvRo 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAeoRVNiJksU
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他們侷促不安地緊挨彼此快速通過,終於來到位於盡頭的414號房。甫開門,房內一陣帶有濃重霉味的刺骨冷氣撲面而來。率先進入的聖博看向門旁的遙控器螢幕,上頭顯示14度。」難怪那麼冷。8964 copyright protection83PENANAgEQdVciOY8 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA1IISbVhLQx
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「調完室內溫度,眾人經過盥洗後緊繃的神經終於獲得放鬆,梳妝台原本看起來很詭異的紅色燈泡如今則顯得情慾。直男團不可免俗地說了一些老司機話題,正當沒啥經驗的聖博吹噓著假的旅泰豔遇時,室話驀然尖銳響起,讓他很不爭氣地嬌喊一聲。」我才不會!8964 copyright protection83PENANAlBuzUJhzlB 維尼
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「『該下來簽名了。』聽筒那端傳來雜訊嚴重的模糊提醒,這時大家內心被遺忘的恐懼被再次撩起。他們本想無視準備早早就寢,才過一分鐘電話又來催促。於是聖博壓著發毛情緒,與朋友穿過長廊來到前台,卻不見瓜哥人影,徒留櫃台上一本泛黃的登記簿。8964 copyright protection83PENANAHQuCEvWmtx 維尼
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他們手帶顫抖翻至前頁,發現上面密密麻麻寫滿姓名。每個名字前都標註了入住時間,全部都是『今晚』。聖博嚇得拋開簿子,不知何故室內颳起陰風,頁面停在最新一頁,上面寫了一行字:8964 copyright protection83PENANADTLafW1e4u 維尼
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『輪到你們了。下面一位——』,我說完了。」我嚇到了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAUqrVT0l204 維尼
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儘管同樣陷入沉默,如今現場則是仍沉溺故事餘韻的氛圍。二造演出呈現都非常精彩,尤其春雨精準又不妨礙鋪陳的搭配更凸顯出其默契。進入投票環節,果然由紅方勝出。8964 copyright protection83PENANA3WvOgTr5yc 維尼
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「太強了明哥!」衝過來擁抱的菜冠讚嘆。8964 copyright protection83PENANAlHfFXKois0 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANADHHJU1v1wT
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「我的熱茶呢?」照明蠻不在乎地說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAcNmOlWMcIe 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAmI8vZKTv4Q
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正當紅方沉浸在首勝的喜悅,小羅踩著自信步伐走到中央,拿出效果卡宣言。8964 copyright protection83PENANApaMn4XWZaS 維尼
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「我要使用反轉!」8964 copyright protection83PENANASXDtPs9H3y 維尼
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「什麼意思?」冠冠疑惑。8964 copyright protection83PENANAMUTkbEvtRV 維尼
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「意思是,勝利條件將變成相反,票少方為贏家。」照明嚴色補充道。8964 copyright protection83PENANA3wmYrOUNAY 維尼
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「⋯⋯那不完了嗎。」菜頭絕望。8964 copyright protection83PENANAzeY7W6eRWS 維尼
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眼看主持人將要宣布這回仍由白方獲勝,照明輕聲補了一句。8964 copyright protection83PENANAXuEH2xMdxc 維尼
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「以為就你們有卡?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAYPKPM9AAt2 維尼
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「發動替身!」旁邊聖博拿出早已預備的卡片亮出。8964 copyright protection83PENANAtYawJwaKk3 維尼
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