No Plagiarism!OTwoUFjPU57dPCBfZ2W7posted on PENANA 三回戰下半場換三木哈利組合,帶來《桃逃太郎》段子。8964 copyright protection85PENANAr079rcyGgs 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAUdXnVjECKw
8964 copyright protection85PENANANA0fzazngH 維尼
「嘿!大家好,我是三木,」我是哈利,「我們合在一起就是三得利(サントリー),哈!請多指教。」8964 copyright protection85PENANArBKa96CvVz 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAPYeyOwYRqQ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAL9ASs4F6Vc 維尼
「どーも,漫才ボンボンです!よろしくお願い致します,一生懸命頑張っていきたいと思います⋯⋯聽得懂嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANApI6yebFwfC 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA3XtcT3mCBf
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZkseLFpH1d 維尼
「聽不懂喔,可不可以麻煩你說中文?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhGSfzmZCMH 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAuqm5PiEDDk
8964 copyright protection85PENANARhAsG2LNer 維尼
「好的,我們是三得利,哈!請多多指教。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAaNy3UgmYiP 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ9wgvqB5H
8964 copyright protection85PENANAnCCINPtltw 維尼
「指教!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvfBBGW9gNf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAlLCkyq9Se2
8964 copyright protection85PENANARjgIEJAaxT 維尼
「哈利啊,今天我們要說什麼呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAFUaE6OLjwm 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAXhsi9dQ88n
8964 copyright protection85PENANAQhD7NtPER6 維尼
「你問得好!我也不知道⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection85PENANAEActmwsvaH 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAwTzsEpUmP0
8964 copyright protection85PENANAuKKjOzxJVq 維尼
「好的我們到此結束,謝謝大家⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection85PENANAPiMTm65qQR 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAagoIo2JyN4
8964 copyright protection85PENANA49RgUibk6M 維尼
三木鞠躬後作勢要下台,哈利連忙阻止。8964 copyright protection85PENANAq8t22NtOu2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANADdBllKnCSd
8964 copyright protection85PENANAyth7fwO0SR 維尼
「等等等等,沒那麼快結束。雖然我不知道,但觀眾知道啊。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAVbcTC4QkKG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA8rwuwUfbaw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAkJxyvr3zg9 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA9gxvztR3wO 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhlpuyRQ7fW
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZciHzpIEda 維尼
「三木桑知道我之前的團體現點現做吧?顧名思義就是我們在現場跟觀眾點一個題目來即興做一個段子。」8964 copyright protection85PENANARKUTVE4z01 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA9YRmuBV1LT
8964 copyright protection85PENANANT3L1QhKra 維尼
「哈哈,聽不懂?」8964 copyright protection85PENANARINu8Fv4as 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAKwtk6hlAvw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAg2qPRzRiOi 維尼
「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAoiEHJv8IWH 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAjyIBQD5Mw3
8964 copyright protection85PENANAYNZHaSF5Gd 維尼
「可是我剛剛聽她是說《輝夜姬》?」8964 copyright protection85PENANATwGFXN1hFl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAXv3AzXlK8E
8964 copyright protection85PENANAe9U55hOz5I 維尼
「有喔有喔,有出現在《逃太郎》裡面喔。」哈利對搭檔使眼色。8964 copyright protection85PENANA8TFxRqe6nY 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAsQqnucUUkC
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmV6BQ0bx0S 維尼
「真的嗎?」三木回以疑惑。8964 copyright protection85PENANAFstJKs4Uhk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAeAGdlV5cA0
8964 copyright protection85PENANASiH2yKIRkq 維尼
「有的有的,今天我要說的這個版本可能跟你聽過的不太一樣。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAreFty61jhx 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAM0bOzJpj8R
8964 copyright protection85PENANAvlKyS1ZfML 維尼
「台灣的《ももたろう》ですか?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAs1CByZEXHV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAYHxfgZIlQL
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5cPYF2g1y4 維尼
「呃⋯⋯對!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA1Q56En0ExR 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAEDNyZlEEev
8964 copyright protection85PENANAE0DeUa609T 維尼
「那在開始前我想要先問一下大家,你們今晚開心嗎?」開心!「好玩嗎?」好玩!「我們帥不帥?」很帥!「屁啦!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAZ3BVXm9F6w 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAIuHK4XxVz5
8964 copyright protection85PENANAW0QAmkp1I5 維尼
看著三木跟著觀眾鼓譟,哈利略顯尬尷地提醒。8964 copyright protection85PENANANhE3NEmvzF 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAbEYAHdazdb
8964 copyright protection85PENANAw9G5d1F5nJ 維尼
「三木桑,我們開場太久囉。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAl59aJFJEVy 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVrKlYy0xwZ
8964 copyright protection85PENANA6iVC6SV1hg 維尼
「好的。那說漫才從現在開始,我們是三得利,哈,請多指教!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA6l4ICEwLra 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAProu6sdZWg
8964 copyright protection85PENANAKhdZDzOjuo 維尼
「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAGZr11BCe02 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAAOAYpvWVZj
8964 copyright protection85PENANArly5U9N1dc 維尼
「我很熟桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAnJ8hIw49jZ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAXzQT7HPtqi
8964 copyright protection85PENANAAZOHjSE08a 維尼
「喔莫名其妙就開始了嗎?是的,三木桑來自日本,也曾寫過段子,想必對故事相當熟悉。」8964 copyright protection85PENANALVl85u6mh9 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAkQDMRKRu9P
8964 copyright protection85PENANA492TeEnFta 維尼
「不是,因為我就是桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhQYq4WV6lH 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3EOqYWDjJ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAhlRqsqRLE2 維尼
「呵呵,三木桑你愛說笑,桃太郎是虛構的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAPAC4f0Ti18 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAxeppW5T6nP
8964 copyright protection85PENANA9nvNqHoFiY 維尼
「違うな⋯⋯全く違う。現在大家說的故事,跟我寫的不一樣,一開始。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAoglwqytuRp 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAmzouKeRz4K
8964 copyright protection85PENANANXFISkh2mR 維尼
「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection85PENANAxYzOO0m4xx 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAMBzLhTwsks
8964 copyright protection85PENANAjyV2Ab5Ame 維尼
「不是作者,就是我。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAWj0Jj5wHl6 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAUh51yYwkM4
8964 copyright protection85PENANAcvrspPkO5s 維尼
「所以桃太郎不是童話而是你的自傳?」是的。8964 copyright protection85PENANAHhIdzpiPN1 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAYpAtDtvcSi
8964 copyright protection85PENANAVkD5IOZw21 維尼
「所以你真的是從桃子裡面生出來的?」是的。8964 copyright protection85PENANAF20yILadi1 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA19GmANHsOO
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmzE9XAZfzc 維尼
「所以你真的帶了狗猴子和雞去鬼島?」是的。8964 copyright protection85PENANAV0uyd5LdmW 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1SKoVVbZFt
8964 copyright protection85PENANAQxkju96r9v 維尼
「不要一直講是的啊。」哈利忍不住吐槽。8964 copyright protection85PENANAQibufZobfr 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAJZinDG11Aw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAv8kqXfHaGK 維尼
「然後還有一個大家都不知道的秘密。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAc64bjVi5Gt 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANABk0NSMtQ1j
8964 copyright protection85PENANAT5AuqnPZ8k 維尼
「什麼秘密?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAdJuR5RdGnQ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAK4BPvhgg6k
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZblDcWAwsR 維尼
「我是鬼子。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAzpawWMiUfj 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAyhfgQWlT8I
8964 copyright protection85PENANAFdKwzDED42 維尼
「你是鬼生的孩子?」8964 copyright protection85PENANATluzqDgXB1 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA0JqIiDL0rm
8964 copyright protection85PENANALucfCOACED 維尼
「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection85PENANAOZQkMxkphe 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA38OPcNLpfE
8964 copyright protection85PENANADaegEysbFV 維尼
「漂到外婆橋。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA5mCpKcJdNh 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA90bGownlg0
8964 copyright protection85PENANA0U71zXQXSX 維尼
「沒錯,奶奶就把我撿回家,還說什麼神的恩賜,其實根本不是這樣。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA0VIlXEQtET 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAjs5263FTIB
8964 copyright protection85PENANAskRG5GhIzU 維尼
「可是,為什麼是桃子?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAAhuDvnLzQV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhrSN7QVypQ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAccGfg96xRJ 維尼
「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection85PENANAfQcTG3XEiK 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9T5FlP9fl
8964 copyright protection85PENANAKm2PrXYnsU 維尼
「我也可以抓嗎?」哈利躍躍欲試。8964 copyright protection85PENANAHIQVCKxuRf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA6hBapVfyoK
8964 copyright protection85PENANASNA8EnODvJ 維尼
「好啊你來⋯⋯」三木招手,結果哈利反被巴頭。「太猥褻了吧!」8964 copyright protection85PENANANT7g8iN5b4 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAlAuOEvJpPa
8964 copyright protection85PENANAQxMaQPRec9 維尼
「你也知道,」哈利撫著頭,「而且那兩個根本不像。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvCwNHdmpOG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAaCcsYIsSKo
8964 copyright protection85PENANAaP1YqNOl3x 維尼
「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection85PENANAypWLjTcCV2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAYlFjJMCC1t
8964 copyright protection85PENANAwOUT6IqHjG 維尼
「你故意轉音了吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAgDc3X8nFUx 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANApaehORne9E
8964 copyright protection85PENANArzSeXaNU8j 維尼
「少囉嗦欸,你知道桃在日本象徵什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAOCHpvaEfDc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA0bCw6PwvXK
8964 copyright protection85PENANArjISFlfcoS 維尼
「象徵富饒?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAFlssUPn4yl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ8swlHE9z
8964 copyright protection85PENANAvkQsbzds0b 維尼
「不止,桃子被認為有驅邪的力量!特別是用來對付鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAbdWRmQqx4f 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAKIHV1l0pnG
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5Hvq2L2hfd 維尼
「哦,原來桃子不只是好吃,還是鬼的剋星?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAXUv7JzC0Uf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhEOe4ivIIU
8964 copyright protection85PENANAFavhRe66QL 維尼
「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection85PENANARevKeb73iJ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1DJDNxoUOL
8964 copyright protection85PENANAk9R3aGDCrT 維尼
「既然這麼討厭,那他們是怎麼把你塞進桃子裡的?」8964 copyright protection85PENANATLNCsB0LjY 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAEf46SaRDKl
8964 copyright protection85PENANAjMokPzsI0q 維尼
「大概就跟蟑螂討厭是一樣的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfLcUvNwwFD 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAo69UNsyzxY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAwls7gKoLBn 維尼
「你好慘,被塞在蟑螂裡。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAVVQZBU94pC 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAnRuHIzULwY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZJxHXxm46p 維尼
「是的,真的好噁心欸!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfjQp2DJGyt 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAnTa7purzQq
8964 copyright protection85PENANA3cBSDXwau9 維尼
「那你後來怎麼知道自己是半鬼的?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA19fWt6v0Bk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANANRlKC5OS4j
8964 copyright protection85PENANAjItrOfTEkk 維尼
「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA0DnaHoCwyN 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAxyb1o4yAM8
8964 copyright protection85PENANASyeE2q88zx 維尼
「對對對,這時候狗、猴子和雞就出現了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAaX1cna4Nad 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA5uahcQmqOY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAVI05PPCnH9 維尼
「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhiuLThhF5r 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAaHpVgJbWEO
8964 copyright protection85PENANAehAcXIPhnR 維尼
「不是普通的狗?那牠是什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAwSEoVyY8TR 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcuwhy1RYSS
8964 copyright protection85PENANArX3JaS2eLI 維尼
「牠說牠聞得出來鬼的味道,還知道我是半鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcogd9FBCiH 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA9YkedzlOEk
8964 copyright protection85PENANAocFKHF350S 維尼
「這狗比我還聰明!然後呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvo01TtYeYO 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAczfoHOLxxw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmjxoNx8gJK 維尼
「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection85PENANAtGZfoUPY8k 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAxCxMTzS3FF
8964 copyright protection85PENANAFwV1nbJFxh 維尼
「猴子還搞情報工作?這隊伍越來越奇怪了!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAOayZh7S6zs 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAkVXIHRmYmB
8964 copyright protection85PENANALNOrvRVmKL 維尼
「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAq2TSU4uC2I 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAyWMjAOkOc0
8964 copyright protection85PENANA7JuksHXj6B 維尼
「雞一定要收服的吧,雞不可失啊。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcYix0RyG76 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAytU1XzwReq
8964 copyright protection85PENANA8NJwzKzRva 維尼
「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection85PENANAvudDld61jr 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAAzeEyzxS8M
8964 copyright protection85PENANAtzcogPlcbb 維尼
「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAAdgihIWJx9 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAramGkmAoAx
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoRgXJFtoFj 維尼
「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAairrqQiNA2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQRuWZho3Fu
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPQLMZKQiWd 維尼
「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection85PENANApGCBy4eLJs 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAjW6bHU3DrM
8964 copyright protection85PENANA1oTBWFb6qc 維尼
「雞的試煉呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAKE2qM9cCsh 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAPRNxXSmLF4
8964 copyright protection85PENANAewlpYwvfuV 維尼
「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection85PENANAsRo1hnGMDc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAT2zklb9gln
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGH4iyAxqhv 維尼
「所以你有辦法念正確嗎?」好吧不行。8964 copyright protection85PENANAr0j2JwleJW 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANACCARMqqYzd
8964 copyright protection85PENANAK8d6QGWehY 維尼
「在通過師匠(ししょう)的考驗後,我成為了忍蛋。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAHf2vSqK5hI 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZkOhO2dZe
8964 copyright protection85PENANABJqkzXSUrt 維尼
「等等,雞居然是獸忍嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANARHXKRJ2q6c 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA67EBuX8Vg4
8964 copyright protection85PENANAJW5qhpo3v1 維尼
「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAuTLKoPeyIf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAR3uxnMqfel
8964 copyright protection85PENANAi4Dfz0RUum 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAJYW9APIJcw 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA7TBnoc3p5r
8964 copyright protection85PENANARUVnZHKimW 維尼
「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAkRHvHVH8UZ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA11j8VUwom5
8964 copyright protection85PENANAVUDeSE7d4D 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAND1PU6RTJS 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAK2Xidg6WDT
8964 copyright protection85PENANAavhxHWaBwX 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection85PENANABNdB6Rj9B8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANACYHwZfMj4d
8964 copyright protection85PENANAe3CfMUJUJD 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection85PENANACsxRxDqEYq 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcl6PQOAi8y
8964 copyright protection85PENANA1lhueD7jpp 維尼
「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA28p04RYgWy 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAop7FtqOPRM
8964 copyright protection85PENANAOA8RfItURa 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcoLg6OM9lR 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAo8DDH7CkgH
8964 copyright protection85PENANAa9iWVKcwz2 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection85PENANAn8uDaVuJO8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANANyp7zkYF33
8964 copyright protection85PENANAWMeWFqugud 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA9MyvosFrYj 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAzCKqEPVQ69
8964 copyright protection85PENANAH2sKA3A2mq 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAQKTjT0lERQ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA20GRwA0wls
8964 copyright protection85PENANAf6OPD6agx9 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection85PENANANcXSULoMQt 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAGiWn5CaPw3
8964 copyright protection85PENANAR1GS35Wz2R 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection85PENANAmujrSTnmR4 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcRqn7LQn58
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGd3eWPrPjr 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAeAbtfEwsxU 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA36UTB6LcRY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAImEnGHRCHh 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAsLpT60dt2r 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAYIk3qK80Av
8964 copyright protection85PENANAzXJiaNc9C2 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAn3ZY9JEnlU 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAOMlBK821rj
8964 copyright protection85PENANApeN6imy6Iw 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection85PENANASqLNVIgMSZ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAo7Wa15IXnc
8964 copyright protection85PENANAJuEOODbSxk 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA48tGg80SdP 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAn0666RiaDj
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmq7SdURVVJ 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAPQgqWkUCPP 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAj9YWtUr9bm
8964 copyright protection85PENANAP60AOWxrWG 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAWTbrbwM0rx 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAAgQOEFq4mt
8964 copyright protection85PENANAp8SvG3b0CZ 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAFP3rOEzY1C 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAPbeeApd4yS 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection85PENANA7ybveORhBc 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAa10g1mC3Lu 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAy5LEJ3KgkT 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAW2b2VVP4ub
8964 copyright protection85PENANAs62PPLeG5r 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAxhhtrZ156C 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAmq8NJ4Sr3m
8964 copyright protection85PENANA2QyMgfseUI 維尼
「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection85PENANACWT52NwKQK 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcE3EJVkA7p
8964 copyright protection85PENANAa3f7ZmMHVf 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAj5yoCPT1c7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA75VOPAEzdz
8964 copyright protection85PENANAYER7y6qkc1 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhRgn775pI0 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAiG8Bjy0OqM
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGi8xN7t8qQ 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAgHAV284NkD 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAEMydgJqR37
8964 copyright protection85PENANAcwDwXUyh2s 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAA6SvKlKQyl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAfYMWCNpJVG
8964 copyright protection85PENANA049CBn8n5t 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAJqLhNGDi7C 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASbBE2XYN2d
8964 copyright protection85PENANA3bc5myD0JH 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA6Fgj4VCM4Y 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASmpx6ahVLB
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmeoHJ0rRLD 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAiFAOlq27d3 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1OgwrZ9Brh
8964 copyright protection85PENANADr8H8rBabb 維尼
「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAoWiK0figfG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAX9bGhQS6o9
8964 copyright protection85PENANARwgqgdhg1j 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcVXawAID11 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhbjqj0PcB5
8964 copyright protection85PENANAIni4Qg1HEN 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAGDGOLNdyUc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA4AGj4eraJj
8964 copyright protection85PENANAjxLHQzw0Yr 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAnKkrqGsOp2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA69J9zhr3zd
8964 copyright protection85PENANANZ5HOeaKzU 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhAq7BYO6MN 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAACZftys7n4
8964 copyright protection85PENANAqv8vl30sE4 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA4XM1gKUmRZ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAYrdLTzyNC9
8964 copyright protection85PENANAxm0l95oSiF 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAUU9INryZIi 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA3VgEx73jY3
8964 copyright protection85PENANANhJBHwJ1lh 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAptrZRyHpV7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAohr6YIsBOc
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmlb7SZ0b9b 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAweRnuaD5S0 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAzwcXQqQKTh
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPgKPYenmcw 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAKNzR6AbkTD 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAS1ybTMN1Zr
8964 copyright protection85PENANAwmFnB6JuQr 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAxYSuvL3zV7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVCkI3YM1Yv
8964 copyright protection85PENANAz7h4RDZf1e 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAKCVu2MUWR8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAwDfcGoyNRL
8964 copyright protection85PENANApCSi050ZMX 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAYjvtdsnMgk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ3k9QJcJy
8964 copyright protection85PENANAWywCWnbgqM 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA61Bqy6Q5wc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAW8rlcvidap
8964 copyright protection85PENANAy0m9aesItW 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAGgCQdyeU8P 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQl8rvJp4Z0
8964 copyright protection85PENANAW7GN16PJHf 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAsdYI1HosbG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANArVUOj7yDFx
8964 copyright protection85PENANAya5GbWbAEh 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection85PENANApLtGj08CgJ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAUDFisEUPyh
8964 copyright protection85PENANAgCfpB1Dh6H 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAy9qC6UXBy2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANADiYcnX0fr4
8964 copyright protection85PENANA8uKR5kGsKJ 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANApDi6MC1tK7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAiVVuMbPPWF
8964 copyright protection85PENANAxe5ytq3D3o 維尼
「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection85PENANAQjEsUCR4Sr 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAC7f6EQ104z
8964 copyright protection85PENANAyaV0KsMQET 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection85PENANAn5Wy7zR47Q 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAUa7rBYv44T
8964 copyright protection85PENANAh9M6S0Zct6 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAuJOTPNFbq8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAC1IHmp93Zd
8964 copyright protection85PENANApI65t8NEjB 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvz3eoV0X1G 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAogtXBwfKPK
8964 copyright protection85PENANA6U23bvh9we 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection85PENANAAcKaSgjk0n 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAKBSW1Tzw0T
8964 copyright protection85PENANAxdFsq5zpca 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAXvzKm5kcW1 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASzT0iP8NDk
8964 copyright protection85PENANAsXUAi5ZnbY 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAF636dLMKka 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAf884ERzyeX
8964 copyright protection85PENANAf7Dn0DVHAX 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAxqzJFqTVLE 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAGKDnZVmYI2
8964 copyright protection85PENANAgVCCXfz06P 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection85PENANArOSOiew2Ns 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAoz0mxaLVnw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAMawKA0p80j 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA1Lghh62RBb 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAOeD0GDsIJq
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGqP4ezrolE 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection85PENANABFAppZbrjc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANARdH2ULtN3X
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoq7bH2NXBS 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANASxRxr2OVi8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAoBVQk5OUEZ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAuHZkHBbV9y 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAAtKrX39FkO 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA3Twh1rqpga
8964 copyright protection85PENANAsnCrAlVY8R 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAmrq3bM4a8W 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQYaXIkTiHb
8964 copyright protection85PENANAW7N94Yb8eH 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAximWexrUH5 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAAAAFqNOzTv
8964 copyright protection85PENANAq3oLJaLFIF 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAM7sfh3valU 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAEDwyZSbytg
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoBO3TB7qRS 維尼
「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection85PENANArIJszC0ieP 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANArIJzAs0EmZ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmLS1T1ApD7 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAihlaqmn8BL 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAPmXJoBxG5J
8964 copyright protection85PENANAY30xicBxkK 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAh4rNx2xz1Y 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAl9yRzrtjFE
8964 copyright protection85PENANAG65Dwm1l1k 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANApBIJnvKHUr 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASB0iPQFWcv
8964 copyright protection85PENANA19VsKEMYOB 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAbEeKCMMpTc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1uZHsofE1i
8964 copyright protection85PENANArSLbOGRS8G 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAAS3pJqhSPL 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA0dnukZMRYw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAlq3V8Zgvun 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection85PENANAgiuCrPSW6I 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAmzxBz8vKrP
8964 copyright protection85PENANArgOgEAZHR7 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAOsyUJnXumk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcvk5EXHbwU
8964 copyright protection85PENANAqttyBS3bKI 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection85PENANA9rReJYs7jJ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAI1jICDJadj
8964 copyright protection85PENANAtgB4YLng6A 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection85PENANASNawef27pn 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA5Sn6hnzZEG
8964 copyright protection85PENANAiXT70VHr8N 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANARjYDkrLXRA 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVF9A5sMRWL
8964 copyright protection85PENANATUy33weq1v 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAdmaGUSpjPA 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAIS9TPG9ajo
8964 copyright protection85PENANATGgiTvy9j4 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAciro53EncG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAq7J6UmvI9h
8964 copyright protection85PENANAkrgSQN6DEs 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfG51lddh4i 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAMNetSIxq7q
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPkNuFEDyuD 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAESgtJC37pF 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAmK41W6ywlC
8964 copyright protection85PENANApro8WTJivs 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAxKJoiWj2vP 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAShKgKtHzth
8964 copyright protection85PENANA6AV2l4Yjmr 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAma57RDMha7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAyiAx3XGaFO
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoIhn9PQWtV 維尼
「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAib4NwXzTdB 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdSNShoicVP
8964 copyright protection85PENANAjCpDoTN85x 維尼
「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAdtemOmXdlx 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA8SRzuG52M8
8964 copyright protection85PENANA97fhmB2DuO 維尼
「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection85PENANApBE7N3sw8U 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANARasm7KGbxn
8964 copyright protection85PENANA2ROI3AH8QS 維尼
「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection85PENANAYJG0H8Tzpf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1fuEiX23pb
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGX0fT6r1bN 維尼
「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAUjxazImp47 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAgnMIDgZIIy
8964 copyright protection85PENANAMwehatnwWz 維尼
「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAX2tM5cWJbs 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA3j7BBZ2fQC
8964 copyright protection85PENANAfrhalPt7tf 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection85PENANASUmIfzETPA 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAbvr44IEG1C
8964 copyright protection85PENANA7pnmtNwdzS 維尼
「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection85PENANAjVwFIRX4ZT 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAzVeI7QlAIh
8964 copyright protection85PENANA7pGD3qSwH7 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection85PENANAzU6qWwkk2H 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA6t9yk1JyOr
8964 copyright protection85PENANAY4RXPSMZzN 維尼
「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAkyAdinU08E 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANANjbja8ayKp
8964 copyright protection85PENANArGBe88xxQZ 維尼
「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAoh94AVtnyl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANACrDQL7Jvd5
8964 copyright protection85PENANA1gW73H3Ifs 維尼
「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection85PENANADDB0FgZE34 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA7yItMVrzEs
8964 copyright protection85PENANAhyKVYCKgQO 維尼
「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfqZdE8Zeck 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAwR4LNRFNHp
8964 copyright protection85PENANALTTgdVHflx 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAofN5jEUgUC 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdfIm6ITtQl
8964 copyright protection85PENANAfes3BUETed 維尼
「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAHkVBjAH43U 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAPpPkFvGNff
8964 copyright protection85PENANA6IyLvHKIbZ 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA2XCHXGh32f 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAEfreWbGbdA
8964 copyright protection85PENANAcWNpQiw6uA 維尼
「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAVFCqtg5EAN 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAsaJDuQDjuV
8964 copyright protection85PENANAdz8H1qu04o 維尼
「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection85PENANAtBVgNRUZLZ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA6U64VrqXFH
8964 copyright protection85PENANA79XJjOPge1 維尼
「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAaWu65asILJ 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQGGMfcSISx
8964 copyright protection85PENANAUhXN2kdi5c 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA2JHwy9KdvV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZKdxjbKl32
8964 copyright protection85PENANAOdoRn4bNpF 維尼
「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAbYYUkhWPk2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAIqPj6xTDN5
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPAoazvFrXq 維尼
「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAoCE9ENZpO6 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAgCnTcfiepc
8964 copyright protection85PENANAEDveJ8UZvm 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAprHMS5txnV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAKXwEkPjoio
8964 copyright protection85PENANAshSSZqIi97 維尼
「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA283pB3eAry 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAk6otlLh6OK
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5SgtnieJ3d 維尼
「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA7QJv737006 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA4hDATvvqlY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAMsYQQwWEYw 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAF4wUnhue0G 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdMW20UJI82
8964 copyright protection85PENANADEFVsIki7V 維尼
「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAnnpMbELQKl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAkT8P4Y4Sjz
8964 copyright protection85PENANAcyu6IenpQA 維尼
「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection85PENANAy4O7mCG4Qp 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ6m2GvRKP
8964 copyright protection85PENANAAHYytlQSjL 維尼
「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAKjNf5ZUxbi 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZDvU0VYpAZ
8964 copyright protection85PENANAWC8H2yDHp5 維尼
「譬如?」8964 copyright protection85PENANARU723j3lub 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAFLQ3k8YKJB
8964 copyright protection85PENANA1kiH2NKT0A 維尼
哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection85PENANANo4hS9jxak 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAFErUceLthx
8964 copyright protection85PENANAQt7y13Uk8G 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANANxdY89QHm6 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAM2xlL5RdCS
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoxbVA0BOJ1 維尼
「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection85PENANACFTsXvultY 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAMzBxOivaVU
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5P1elsqaqO 維尼
「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA5F8aB0U4g3 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAh8xhyxHNJb
8964 copyright protection85PENANAGfJsrk6scE 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection85PENANANg7huMCeDl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAg0CFVTwPBY
8964 copyright protection85PENANAccDCA1Gygm 維尼
「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAX4v5sq7yNS 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1kGmZYmKGO
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5ewnAN1cGs 維尼
「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcCWzfzqq7r 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAzrWfXkkZoa
8964 copyright protection85PENANAn9nc6qyAzv 維尼
「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection85PENANAJCTVu7WhDT 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAap6YsKbYln
8964 copyright protection85PENANAhqAHklVhBK 維尼
哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection85PENANABnGCzU6NAw 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhZC0hDo2lQ
8964 copyright protection85PENANATQ6eAMfCDi 維尼
「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAcI1RKV3LGd 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAGDgPNRrjrC
8964 copyright protection85PENANATHNmNhK8Tp 維尼
「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA3MOSaOVtaR 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAV2Lsxk1JPE
8964 copyright protection85PENANARHtCjutKXa 維尼
「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection85PENANAStM6fH8ERz 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA7FUvlVRNdf
8964 copyright protection85PENANAKeras1efGE 維尼
哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection85PENANAKyzOc2LqwM 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAsKCZksxtED
8964 copyright protection85PENANAKJ8BY7VYCZ 維尼
「好了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAeiSSSOrZPY 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVBLBDDKgvh
8964 copyright protection85PENANA3CANBkGaic 維尼
「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAnI8lk2K3kC 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAfRjmShc1Rm
8964 copyright protection85PENANAyNKrcLuZIP 維尼
「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection85PENANACtafEDN7ey 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAWu1VB84O3o
8964 copyright protection85PENANAymWeGKUKbG 維尼
「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAEfRyG7bHZE 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZBOG9BSa4O
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoUaaLXiH4L 維尼
「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA5eRU71MZAi 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA4AIbSWDxyS
8964 copyright protection85PENANAAhUduOk4Ek 維尼
「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection85PENANABzITV6ypbo 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANALzcbawVGxW
8964 copyright protection85PENANAXEmPgXMR0R 維尼
「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAhyMKWG1Zsm 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASyGUjgJ2Tc
8964 copyright protection85PENANAi1ujVsKovW 維尼
「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAwSAWWuKBrI 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAg73R078Mua
8964 copyright protection85PENANAvs8mbvMahQ 維尼
「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAHi46RA0qYC 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANASLZKl9gwt6
8964 copyright protection85PENANAT4mdhQaUyB 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAaPT8eTmFnT 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANARpylwPt9jk
8964 copyright protection85PENANA0gvSCIMGy0 維尼
「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAncYd6Fg4NV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAbGeHbzpESY
8964 copyright protection85PENANA8JYk0MkhK9 維尼
「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAeFiHQPuXid 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANARqKzy6C7rh
8964 copyright protection85PENANAoktI7waoO3 維尼
「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAqsbWJwIo9E 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANABvwO5Dh2BL
8964 copyright protection85PENANAJnDmbQjEcf 維尼
「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA38zvWlpUow 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA22dvZZ4zU5
8964 copyright protection85PENANAAlXXYWQuRZ 維尼
「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAlxwESwtyve 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANACkdYf32LS5
8964 copyright protection85PENANANiPHqDxs6h 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAlqdrU3MwiS 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA4KtzKinOnm
8964 copyright protection85PENANAMdvE8n6YKJ 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection85PENANA4YKvacXD0s 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVVRMtUpwe8
8964 copyright protection85PENANAKb8zW0iHyZ 維尼
「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA9ivUulxkS8 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcIPKvO53ew
8964 copyright protection85PENANACL9H607XAF 維尼
「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvZVmuAxvZm 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA4leymhOqNc
8964 copyright protection85PENANAJwmcJ4yo3h 維尼
「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfUpF9qqAam 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAr43aPpCmDh
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZcldgMh7MU 維尼
「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection85PENANAHnpPPS3aWV 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAqXaBGrggDT
8964 copyright protection85PENANAWYxigrGGS5 維尼
「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection85PENANA9L2qpv06mY 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAofZ7uGK9xU
8964 copyright protection85PENANAYBHAxk3SrY 維尼
「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAP1UEnKzhja 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAKyrWVL1Bsy
8964 copyright protection85PENANA7pxTZmaVnf 維尼
「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAIZqltfIRI4 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA7pFTiP3Ytr
8964 copyright protection85PENANAmfT6eCNfhe 維尼
「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAMwDI8xsFkf 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAoRSFHEr3AW
8964 copyright protection85PENANAThiOewvgXN 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAkMwLMAfqWX 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdNZjmFqwDe
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZtOSxEw0KH 維尼
「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAtRvekAQYfN 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANA1ghUfnfGfn
8964 copyright protection85PENANA2JxFnJZBC4 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAD8D9WJAMRs 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAqXDNshWiX3
8964 copyright protection85PENANAxbvwvD5ZqI 維尼
「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAkgYyieg3u4 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAnc3I7zKRtr
8964 copyright protection85PENANABdALHn03iS 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAJ8N5ahwtn0 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANARCrMfg6ftP
8964 copyright protection85PENANAAf1cZsJHV4 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA6gJmhs6ryr 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANADJVIghBEJC
8964 copyright protection85PENANA9Sg3MkmHQl 維尼
「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAqYwdVXSlqh 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8zV0z71hu
8964 copyright protection85PENANAkRY4PF0Hlm 維尼
「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAMyywOfKp0Y 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAwfk1EiJ1Ho
8964 copyright protection85PENANARs7tsdt9FY 維尼
「怖い!」8964 copyright protection85PENANANazwYf07G2 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhQr76tlv20
8964 copyright protection85PENANAi1XMXIoHPR 維尼
「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAyOMRuioOcl 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAcGfvfKUKD1
8964 copyright protection85PENANAQvMCaFAqOJ 維尼
「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA43zv5cE1Rk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAP35GOQeo9V
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPSoLbeuIl7 維尼
「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA5TAkiPBo6w 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAlpXVTOFkH1
8964 copyright protection85PENANAkGXMtu1sYf 維尼
「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAVmydHMPcTk 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAQabIaEjniB
8964 copyright protection85PENANANmbrLKwaEQ 維尼
「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA2FXhdHsu5d 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAhfdRQc783u
8964 copyright protection85PENANAcP74RjBKZ2 維尼
全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection85PENANANC2J97V8gB 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAdWVjVSqNgq
8964 copyright protection85PENANA2V2D6VxeTL 維尼
「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection85PENANARzhRlBceCo 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAXkFDpj92cp
8964 copyright protection85PENANA5owZekkhQL 維尼
「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection85PENANAVdmvAyYdap 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAqE7TRZyWu3
8964 copyright protection85PENANAFi5VkeWB0J 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection85PENANASvwcu6vk9D 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAXdeOHW45SL
8964 copyright protection85PENANAWz3V8R0Msq 維尼
「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAbm8gYrdfrm 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAAkXdmKtBeC
8964 copyright protection85PENANAkOQTNEWTfv 維尼
「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAnreHnV31TE 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAI458HKk6ng
8964 copyright protection85PENANA4U1JsxzBRx 維尼
「你有看過『松井優征』的《擅長逃跑的殿下》嗎?我懷疑他聽過我的故事。最後我成功創造了自己的逃跑哲學,從此『逃跑殿下』一名不脛而走,人人見了我都說——快(追)!(是)逃!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAMomShHERX7 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAVaJWSZ7nxr
8964 copyright protection85PENANA2o5A0TS9cb 維尼
「那不就是通緝犯嗎!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAppcZh2B6pc 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAZlpiq9evx1
8964 copyright protection85PENANAPWfd1O8O3t 維尼
「欸,我說,雖然我們走的路不同,但我們都是活在傳奇裡的人。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAI4bqhSMJpa 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAsVrr9dlK3T
8964 copyright protection85PENANAJVERtmgrXw 維尼
「不,我是英雄,你是搞笑!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAIvgvc0K5wd 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAp8ijCZKlgV
8964 copyright protection85PENANAZsuqOevVln 維尼
「這不重要啦,重要的是我們都活下來了,對吧?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAFzhktZh2d4 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAr2n6wnjwvM
8964 copyright protection85PENANAfxAoiNEv1l 維尼
「好吧,那我就承認你的逃太郎也很厲害。」8964 copyright protection85PENANAvcRXxfHhrG 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAfj9ASxNUSw
8964 copyright protection85PENANAa2DhcR0kPG 維尼
「哈哈,謝謝啦!逃太郎與桃太郎,兩位傳奇人物,請大家多多支持!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAfp0608iAsu 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAxvH49KeGuz
8964 copyright protection85PENANAShKOnMW7so 維尼
「好的,那我們的漫才就到這邊——謝謝大家。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA3MXtlNH8oj 維尼
89Please respect copyright.PENANAf0rK4COrig
8964 copyright protection85PENANAMx7JOKvK2t 維尼
3.128.171.15
ns3.128.171.15da2