太白金星領聖旨,出南天門,腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANA9JFz5JmjZ2
洞口附近,有一群猴子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHqZJA973JW
太白金星:額。這麽多猴子,哪個是孫悟空呀?66Please respect copyright.PENANACPp1Et4v4O
走近猴群。66Please respect copyright.PENANAVMaA2zabrX
太白金星:你是孫悟空?66Please respect copyright.PENANASQ75RNN6cH
猴子甲:不是。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIPH0FZOo3J
太白金星:你是孫悟空?66Please respect copyright.PENANAz1wLM1ahJ4
猴子乙:不是。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ8kIa5ARk
太白金星:你是孫悟空?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjUoyXdIvCJ
…………66Please respect copyright.PENANAguK3KS00t0
問來問去,問到通背猿猴。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZq6NvrEMCb
太白金星:你是孫悟空?66Please respect copyright.PENANAGo6llb3nJB
通背猿猴:孫悟空?沒聽說過。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtyEcIzZr4k
太白金星:這裏沒叫孫悟空的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAzZid8Pljn2
通背猿猴:沒啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAg2AHLHbOqD
太白金星:這裏是花果山水簾洞吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjyvcXah0Mu
通背猿猴:是啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5hKbJwfzYs
太白金星:奇怪,花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAk9mYpjyyr0
通背猿猴:你找孫悟空幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAYBUQDihhf9
太白金星:我奉玉帝聖旨,召孫悟空上天做官。66Please respect copyright.PENANAybdEcbbTdv
通背猿猴:哦。66Please respect copyright.PENANAl6v8WAPNWW
太白金星:這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAGRGoDBvcDO
通背猿猴:沒有。66Please respect copyright.PENANALAeqFOZTmd
眾猴:沒有,沒有。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxtJHwknmhU
太白金星:唉,我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXi9IVC7w4N
轉身要走,被通背攔住。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3c6ZDRB6cL
通背猿猴:孫悟空這名字不錯。我,我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0zQI6G28zb
太白金星:這個……66Please respect copyright.PENANAnWDbG0FF2F
通背猿猴:找不到孫悟空,你怎麽向玉帝交差?66Please respect copyright.PENANAG5kYxcOLHS
太白金星:好吧,只能這樣。孫悟空,你我馬上上天。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4k0Tw2afDX
嘭——!的一聲,通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAkL5UDdIjp
眾猴一看,是悟空拿著金箍棒,從通背腦後打了一棍。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmyQ8igwqXT
眾猴:大王!66Please respect copyright.PENANAtyukxBFijD
悟空:花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王,又名孫悟空,在此!66Please respect copyright.PENANAAbPenO4KfT
太白金星:你是孫悟空啊!你也早點出來啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANAzjqxDnmKQu
悟空:我還不夠早?我從水簾洞到這,路上還練了一段小跑。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvUO94eUePO
通背猿猴摸著腦袋,從地上爬起來。66Please respect copyright.PENANANEwMHjUSrO
通背猿猴:哎呀,好疼!好疼!大王,你也叫孫悟空?66Please respect copyright.PENANAiNtWkIwyOJ
悟空:你被我一棍打暈,還能聽到我說話?66Please respect copyright.PENANAp1Fpv1Vqsx
通背猿猴:我沒暈,我只是昏。66Please respect copyright.PENANAfomfEXbJjg
悟空:為什麽冒充我?66Please respect copyright.PENANAOAK7SHOdH3
通背猿猴:大王,我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好,我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字,是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰,所以冒充。66Please respect copyright.PENANAD497H4iwEK
悟空:以後你只能敬仰,不能再冒充。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtrj8OA6YzW
太白金星伸出一根手指,圍著悟空,在悟空身上戳來戳去。66Please respect copyright.PENANALJqZjA8jhj
悟空:老頭,幹嗎?你這是在練一陽指麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAVtrWQuMUl2
太白金星:不,不。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtj3ciG7fXL
悟空:你在練六脈神劍?66Please respect copyright.PENANApAuaGjvVuJ
太白金星:也不,也不。66Please respect copyright.PENANAc6eOxbB77R
悟空:那你……66Please respect copyright.PENANAlQxBZlhmsj
太白金星:我在上界,聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你,是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的?66Please respect copyright.PENANATzbpHf89N7
悟空:我經受強光的沐浴和輻射,我石胳膊、石腿的,都發生質變,已經不是石頭。66Please respect copyright.PENANAaOBScbZCHp
太白金星:什麽發出的強光?有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAF1ZpUAH7Ms
悟空:發光的物體的形狀是圓形,從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響,發出萬道金光。金光過後,冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGgE7pJNvkz
太白金星:哈!是我們上界元子彈的神效!66Please respect copyright.PENANAD223I5TGrZ
悟空:元子彈?是什麽東東?66Please respect copyright.PENANAzjNRdru0af
太白金星:是我們上界秘密研製的武器。66Please respect copyright.PENANARjsurelBxn
悟空:一聲巨響,發光又冒那麽多煙,還秘密研製?66Please respect copyright.PENANABmA5nEiV2k
太白金星:你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年,治這個病也幾百年。今天,今天終於發現治療方法啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAya5pULVB9Z
悟空:不要放棄治療。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHt7UGHKPUO
太白金星:謝謝。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3gCuACBSMx
悟空:祝你早日康復。66Please respect copyright.PENANAb99iFTab6x
太白金星:謝謝。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsXiNxTl4Em
悟空:帶我上天做官。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8MvqpRBLt
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnyI9dynxUG
兩人來到靈霄殿,太白朝上禮拜。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUZHoNIyygB
太白金星:臣領聖旨,把花果山的孫悟空召來了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvx24Y86tS7
玉帝:愛卿,你怎麽去了這麽久?66Please respect copyright.PENANAkeWrLawImI
太白金星:老臣到花果山,四處打聽孫悟空,都說沒這號人。後來呀,才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人,回來交差。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPI0aW083zP
玉帝(打哈):我等你等你,等的我在殿上睡了一覺。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8CIm8a8QcR
太白金星:陛下,孫悟空是第一次上天,第一次看到天上的美景,途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcDp1hnH2Uk
玉帝:太白,你這麽大歲數的人,不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。66Please respect copyright.PENANAz8qgGysNX2
悟空:咳,你要封我做官?66Please respect copyright.PENANAeHSfwtDb7V
玉帝:這位是?66Please respect copyright.PENANAfj368Ix2Bf
悟空:我就是第1個名字叫美猴王,第2個名字叫孫悟空,有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnaRoXy7zp3
玉帝:你說你是孫悟空就行了,聽的我又想睡覺。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5t8fSnJl3K
悟空:要封官給我,就快封吧。封完官,你再睡一覺,養養精神。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOmKUnwCP2U
玉帝:諸位愛卿,天宮哪有閑置合適的官職?66Please respect copyright.PENANAdEdRNXOBP4
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzUFWMwDNwD
武曲星:陛下,天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處,都不少官。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgfwwoQSB72
玉帝(伸懶腰):愛卿,以後看到我想睡,說話要言簡意賅。66Please respect copyright.PENANABSsr1yYWyb
武曲星:咦,禦馬監正缺一個管事。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMHIjgBLBkg
玉帝:孫悟空,朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。66Please respect copyright.PENANA86fyeVaYEf
悟空:弼馬溫是什麽官?66Please respect copyright.PENANAmValV7sm0j
玉帝:看管天河的天馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHkz6ntMDG4
悟空:讓我看馬?66Please respect copyright.PENANAh9ZfwZcrlk
玉帝:是天馬,會飛的馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANALuPoo79X8W
悟空:還是馬嗎。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYiFWfb2KV9
玉帝:天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬,飛來飛去,欣賞天宮的美景。66Please respect copyright.PENANACCFo0dK1IG
悟空:下次召我,不會讓你久等。66Please respect copyright.PENANAs7iEtuI7r7
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任,看到千匹天馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwYEm0GcZZU
悟空:天上的馬,會飛,都是神馬吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANALsjk0y1Wrw
副官:孫管事,天上的馬,是天馬。是不是神馬,不知道。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3py7Gg76Eb
悟空:你神馬都不知道?66Please respect copyright.PENANAfS3qRpOu7X
副官:我真的不知道神馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZe3bWaniXn
悟空:天上神仙騎的天馬,當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAcpxM1mHnUC
副官:明白。天馬就是神馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAB5jgxiEmIM
兩人走進馬群,一匹馬飛起來。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvjXCosIaqu
悟空:啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛?66Please respect copyright.PENANA1SqNnFPUZ1
副官:神馬都能飛。66Please respect copyright.PENANAVKuIzVKKR6
悟空:我騎上一匹,先試飛一次。66Please respect copyright.PENANAotp4tbWPCu
副官:管事,你不暈馬吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANArGuruYl5RA
悟空:暈馬?66Please respect copyright.PENANAUii3Ta2Oug
副官:騎馬頭暈。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7I2rNKR6gP
悟空:我騎馬,一向頭暈的是馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzPug1U73tN
副官:那就好。不暈馬的人,不用吃暈馬藥。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZzXOTPzqMV
悟空跨上一匹馬,準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。66Please respect copyright.PENANAeg1b29sce3
悟空:幹什麽?我馬上要起飛了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGJhDLNUs4M
副官:你不暈,馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPKrBA3DBJQ
悟空:啊!造藥的醫生,是獸醫?是人醫?66Please respect copyright.PENANAF1kWn5ndrZ
副官:是仙醫。造的是仙藥,人獸通用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdqsA9MeqLd
副官拿來暈馬藥,馬吃下肚子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWddGK7Ziul
悟空:3、2、1,起飛!66Please respect copyright.PENANANZZ2X5lHG7
神馬托著悟空飛呀,飛呀,飛呀……66Please respect copyright.PENANAoJKMEC5puq
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景,感覺有點累,返回禦馬監。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcSpE31jMjY
副官:孫管事,馬沒暈吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAICXUhgQOHV
悟空:沒。我累的快暈了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKwsttDhHP4
副官:你吃點暈馬藥?66Please respect copyright.PENANAlm29BlzuzI
悟空:額,你留著自己吃吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYIrizuLUcf
悟空正在禦馬監大睡,副官大叫著跑進來,驚醒悟空。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3AWXSbjxha
副官:不好啦!不好啦!神馬暈倒啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAbYdJRZYohH
悟空:什嘛暈倒啦?66Please respect copyright.PENANAeCcHifwE4a
副官:神馬!66Please respect copyright.PENANAPB3CjXwN4O
悟空:什嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAJlAtP2aTkM
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外,看到一匹神馬倒在地上。66Please respect copyright.PENANANnoRt1781C
副官:孫管事,是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJOSagS9ntH
悟空:吃過暈馬藥,怎麽會暈倒?叫獸醫。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYYTNdQ4xqu
副官:天宮沒有獸醫,只有仙醫。66Please respect copyright.PENANANqEOQdTOjz
悟空:叫仙醫。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOeZdNxPWhg
副官叫來仙醫。66Please respect copyright.PENANARERUw8IH8z
仙醫遠近望了望馬,上下聞了聞馬,前後診了診,全身切了切。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxC2Askuu8b
仙醫:管事,你看這馬,鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏,全身發熱。這馬,感冒了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsNJqBiUJA2
悟空:昨天還好好的,托著我飛來飛去。66Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ0lnURCUH
仙醫:飛什麽地方?什麽天氣?66Please respect copyright.PENANA4NM0Jl9gXu
悟空:飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。66Please respect copyright.PENANApu9UMQNqnZ
仙醫:飛的高不高?66Please respect copyright.PENANALHrSo8Y1y8
悟空:人馬在天上,在高空飛行。66Please respect copyright.PENANALfFVa0KSCr
仙醫:有沒有遇到高空中的氣流?66Please respect copyright.PENANA4yh8xCJAYJ
悟空:先遇到一股強大的冷氣流,後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdktbND5uHX
仙官:一冷一熱,有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣,會感冒。66Please respect copyright.PENANApqos14ijru
忽然,又有10匹神馬倒在地上。66Please respect copyright.PENANA37y3yQYKbe
不一會兒,竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7naTcMbR9C
仙官:開始傳染啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAnA1YLgfHtG
副官:孫管事,這可怎麽辦?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAlOsBxQ9owm
悟空:神馬的事要保密,不能傳揚。66Please respect copyright.PENANArfMq3ORD3B
副官:大人放心,我會保密,不會讓你丟官。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAeQvpkNqln
悟空:我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬,保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去,天宮會……66Please respect copyright.PENANARDocSsES10
副官:會怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAIWMuFVwJfw
悟空:會很危險。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsIngV7BLGg
副官:那,這上千匹神馬倒在地上,怎麽掩人耳目?66Please respect copyright.PENANA86TcQjLtn6
悟空:對外,說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器,代號**病毒。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHQnPDVtFrz
副官:SM?66Please respect copyright.PENANAFxpDrMODyn
悟空:天宮內部說起這件事,說是SM事件。66Please respect copyright.PENANAl5qJQ1c4yQ
副官:SM是什麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAgxjiu26SWM
悟空:神馬兩字的首字母。66Please respect copyright.PENANAI53cp8UktV
又過一會兒,1000匹神馬全倒在地上。66Please respect copyright.PENANA9hSFOkXiYK
副官:這……這是傳說中的1傳10、10傳100、100傳1000?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXNgx9RkmDX
仙官:快閃吧!66Please respect copyright.PENANABmIaaWf61G
悟空:這裏很危險,我要返回地球了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhjFe6wKwDs
孫悟空悄悄返回坐標在地球上的花果山。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkHVskfCmCI
66Please respect copyright.PENANALdtnBk1iIN
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