水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9NUZpbe8Q
　　通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qli7b14Bq
　　悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzMRNLIswS
　　通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorTTCebzU7
　　悟空：我一直在睡覺？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1ROSLREew
　　眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yCccJLHs4
　　通背猿猴：信了吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIX6G1ebYX
　　悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6fmvf37Dz
　　通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub0v4SSHbx
　　悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq02TE4c66
　　通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqEb9LA3FP
　　悟空：誰變態？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKDu8ZBOCN
　　通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgDY94OCkD
　　悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvQGrrXUj7
　　通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDlh78gbNp
　　悟空：你想多了解？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA1Aae4vRd
　　通背猿猴：想。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMdhNsWG63
　　悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZPsDnlawG
　　通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi0hAz9cHB
　　靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQVJMBYm7t
　　玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvlVVOCL1l
　　2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6bn2dGTmA
　　玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhgWwEDDKu
　　千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto1CpdU06g
　　玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn5kB03A0E
　　千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j4ukF2U34
　　玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIS1Pc0B5T
　　千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzunxEv4Sd
　　玉帝：我牙疼。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77erkMsBa0
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw6R415y8x
　　玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLZqFdLnfi
　　千裏眼：那你找我？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO51bu2TF3
　　玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gjW0X2KIM
　　千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq7OWocRpr
　　玉帝：後來呢？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfPdVniz5G
　　千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm99dBbsHQy
　　啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchdCUGwmy8
　　千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDaMgqtAPa
　　玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX1MbevK8O
　　千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP26AW5Fck3
　　玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dWNngyVE4
　　傳令官：傳……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3NhYm1rSD
　　傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwRCsRAZf1
　　龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBMBCF6CjJ
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjziAaArQw2
　　龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfDV7BIdO6
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc2XXfIxB6
　　龍王：陛下，你說對了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dAbda88S1
　　玉帝：啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPsVwng4tj
　　龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bp8XfOklV
　　玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qcVkKGtyP
　　龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGmF6KjgAJ
　　玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAFOM1wdne
　　龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NMoAUYaCs
　　玉帝：一個人拆的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqOfx2442l
　　龍王：一個人。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxq0X2E8q0
　　玉帝：挺厲害的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiXPliUUP2
　　千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJHyLK1Pz8
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2M4HfpCEt
　　龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzno26P7kbJ
　　玉帝：不解。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31tJ7PGF8N
　　龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOzei5cvlw
　　玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgjyaKyZrQ
　　眾人：啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLni1yQzWM
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8ROe6HsDX
　　玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNyneAfx2D
　　眾人：恭賀陛下！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41087B5rsN
　　報——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XXfTuFdK2
　　玉帝：何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4Wmg3sGJF
　　傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHBRMGnvyD
　　閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3NafynVJe
　　閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GbN8lnHr9
　　玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEuWI4c1qY
　　閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtynuK882nZ
　　玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1jmhLlJNH
　　閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaowTNa5fOR
　　玉帝：又是孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjwrDAEBe4
　　閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xvs1rqDdh
　　玉帝：急需？很急嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW75EUMH25
　　閻王：很急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvKuZXGVjK
　　玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f38J0trcD
　　閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF7vsZBjKT
　　玉帝：額，這可真有點急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2wzekRTgz
　　閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbgqmsOc0w
　　玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyOih80SsS
　　閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKLyb9PLje
　　玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTJIDvAFb8
　　閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcenpJEV3X
　　玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaKyAVvHfY
　　閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDP1LfZPGM
　　玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3DFFKIhTK
　　玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtnprgH6Ok
　　玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jnheqpHXQ
　　眾仙卿：很大，很大。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJinJfYTQdf
　　玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV9R2aETh7
　　眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiLpOQ8RHO
　　太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jl4Vg01AJ
　　玉帝：同意。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uxQmLdjT5
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