（嗖~~~！噗通~~~！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JtofGDTJo
（悟空飛至東海海面，跳入海中）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1WfGIGZcK
（海底）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v1ax1yf88
（巡海夜叉看到悟空）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjM5NCzn8O
夜叉：啊！不好！有人掉海裏了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiipFyK1gAj
（嗖！夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBaOduuexw
夜叉：報大王，有人掉進海裏。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIufAHCkPe
龍王：死了沒？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEipFEfyal
夜叉：不知道！那人剛掉下來，還沒掉到海底。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UcKYCs7Ar
龍王：再探。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfLs5fBWJk
（夜叉返回原地，看著悟空沈到海底）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbxdd1HIeG
夜叉：死了！死了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡileSVRh9sB
（夜叉報回水晶宮）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK3HHFIqBA
夜叉：報大王，死了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwEpbjfeWF
（呼！悟空出現！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj3w02cux8
悟空：誰死了？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhpQPC3S2Q
夜叉：啊！！！鬼啊——！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjSPuHu73g
龍王：你誰呀？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUb9FJLDbj
悟空：吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMvkqTg47a
龍王：沒聽說過！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvviIDFgYd
悟空：現在你聽說過了？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc0J1UlAp9
龍王：我以前沒聽說過你。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqH9Zn9c8W
悟空：我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你，你也在剛剛不久的以前聽53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGc5ZxVad6
說了我。現在，你我大家都很了解了吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrndkBEDUr
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvamChkwCps
悟空：我來~~~~求一件兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQexYPHCDoe
龍王：沒有！送客！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhEVQCe2OE
（咚！——）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6mmNMFhHd
（啊！——）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ERogp7a01
（悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW0oO7aGZZ
龍王：你……你敢打我？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u5MtyjHdb
悟空：像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你，是在幫你。明白？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXhDnaY56D
龍王：明白。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbgM9zRypV
悟空：憑你的智商，我還可以和你交流。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zwMbZtv1X
龍王：做為一個有身份的人，應該怎麽說？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLitZJndPV
悟空：你應該說，「求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！」。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12h07vTnir
龍王：我沒一萬件兵器啊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr4HDKXzuM
悟空：九千九百九十九件也可以。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMHNBKRjzH
龍王：好！我們再來一次。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuRi5z404e
悟空：給你一次機會。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRgnXXkfPh
（…………）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70XxG6DLb5
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ICsieBe6
悟空：我來求一件兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i454IDu2d
龍王：求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGH7I43tOZ
悟空：嗯，不錯，相當不錯。註意，最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出，要流露出豪53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTv8IYA0cF
爽的語氣，表達出任人宰割的情懷。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IYl1nguXk
龍王：上仙，你想用啥樣的兵器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pJODWBVv8
悟空：一件一件的拿出來，讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnur1U7TXz
龍王：來人！取兵器來！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKncmAiJFs
（一個蝦兵抱來一把刀）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQMU6RLBLS
龍王：上仙，這把刀如何？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGfKni7o3n
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrDMcFm6Bm
龍王：這刀不好？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKytDMzAXl
悟空：現在天地間是個神魔世界，而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊，用在神魔世53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFnMmjqhin
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJeh5dHoND
龍王：這刀不是普通的刀，是把神刀、又是把魔刀，它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZwWlPPnL
悟空：換下一件。聽到「Jian」，我反感。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn5s1LB6bA
龍王：來人！再取兵器來！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEWD3S5be2
（一個蟹將扛來一根叉子）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhogfEC2Qgo
龍王：上仙，這根叉怎樣？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbbkyfirXy
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4YyU0laij
龍王：這叉不好？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxp2i7fc4C
悟空：剛說過了，混在神魔世界，我需要一件神器做兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJoXmRea3J
龍王：這叉不是普通的叉，是根神叉、又是根魔叉，它叫神魔叉，是件神器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP0x3yRjLZ
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」，我很反感。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrdL9Tvu40
龍王：來人！再取兵器！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS39eX7ZQo9
（兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi9645eip3
龍王：上仙，這柄戟怎樣？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4hQWvC2zx
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwox7kdQh1q
龍王：這戟不好？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVXlEf5D8M
悟空：是神器嗎？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBIUhTJfsR
龍王：是神器。這戟不是普通的戟，是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟，它叫神魔戟，貨真價實是件神器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAlTS5ZHGx
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」，我更反感。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcRkelse30
龍王：來人！再取兵器！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrZnIr9UOh
蝦兵：報大王，沒兵器了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwAQcVOeIi
龍王：怎麽可能？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMXDQinL2u
蟹將：大王，我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊，只剩下這麽3件。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj44yxibGl5
龍王：這……這怎麽辦？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh11QeS5ETZ
（呼！閃出一個龍女，把龍王拉到一旁）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3q1rYSw1e
龍女：大王，我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx576R9aTZn
龍王：啊！那玩意兒不是兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa83zbL26ev
龍女：管它呢。你說是，蒙蒙這個傻子！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNPJIqBrGJ
龍王：我冒險試試。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1aXV2tzU1
（走到悟空身前）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY3xTdKX1A
龍王：上仙，我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73leqfOxL0
悟空：是什麽神器，用的著深藏？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51hGig5Iwp
龍王：神器的名字叫———測水儀。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH75o7ErUSw
悟空：聽名字就知道垃圾的要死！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fDctwpPKw
龍王：神器還有個名字，叫————定海神珍！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IquALqRLs
悟空：哇——！聽名字就知道是神器！拿來我看。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBOcidX7Mp
龍王：那玩意兒拿不動。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuSQKsrU9U
悟空：你說什嘛？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIu2IkN6f3
龍王：那件神器拿不動！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46FtIbmFMW
悟空：到底是什麽神器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCxbJERcUv
龍王：你跟我去看看吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45J41UwpEw
悟空：同意。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ODB20qO5
（兩人來到深海處）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapylKCjmfY
悟空：這地方有點兒冷。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3OpnSPlBy
龍王：這裏是深海，氣溫低一點兒很正常。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgI2KCuxx9
悟空：存放定海神珍的地方還沒到？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLT5Tu8xgf
龍王：你急什麽。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPEasiYILU
悟空：我冷的想拉肚子，是有點兒急。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z9hDx7o6u
龍王：你憋著點。很快就到目的地。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5Q6EKGLgK
悟空：這裏有沒有茅房？我想拉先。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HVzwMy9Bd
龍王：整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉，出了海到陸地上拉去！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkEHAI6EmU
悟空：不會吧？你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqxiWtCKiN
龍王：秘密。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DAm9EX9Og
悟空：目的地還沒到？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8OAJdL5Lp
龍王：你來看——！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdFeiZLiFW
（伸手一指，眼前一根巨大的柱子）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgxOaOgmSS
悟空：哈哈！你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的，我進去拉，稍等。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmWd5CXiEq
龍王：上仙，上仙！這不是茅房，這是我說的神器定海神珍！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdJj4GE3fW
悟空：你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtEwcCFYOR
龍王：這確實真的是神器定海神珍！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub9G6XmC7M
悟空：是神器神珍啊？怎麽不發光？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBFL0xiPKf
龍王：我也不知道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnUrFyeuKi
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子發出萬道金光！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJwlFgVe1V
龍王：發光啦！發光啦！是神器吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGYSnAEFMy
悟空：果然是。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKDRlqdjyA
龍王：我早說是神器，你還不信。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvRolRhsI3
悟空：這神器叫什麽名字？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXsXQLduca
龍王：測水儀。不，是定海神珍！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpMn4PqOrv
悟空：你說是就是啊？怎麽上面沒有寫名？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayO2uyNxpx
龍王：我也不知道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtVdUfDIhl
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子上多出一列字！上寫：定海神珍如意金箍棍）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4tGmwtYEh
龍王：寫名字啦！寫名字啦！是定海神珍吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRhmhJd7mK
悟空：定海神珍如意金箍棍。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JZ0h7UBd6
龍王：是全名。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTAfwU3dub
悟空：你有沒有帶刀？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyg3veFlrs
龍王：你要幹嘛？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA04Qz4y1Ws
悟空：我問你有沒有帶刀？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwgoAbPSZe
龍王：帶了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3f90XQy5A
悟空：借我用一用。謝先。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZtuq3Q7Q
龍王：你不會激動的自殺吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnyHFvocZ1
（拿刀遞過去）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyC6uvOqDP
悟空：我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼，我想拿刀塗去。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GRNZCgMsj
（哢哢哢！開始塗字）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQci5cbPkRr
龍王：小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀，是個寶貝。你別折斷了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pF8xuocDn
（哢嚓！刀斷了。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHeKydThmS
龍王：啊！我的龍刀……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzkewBEhRD
悟空：剛好完工，不愧是龍刀。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPpOzh8Vf3
（柱子上只剩下：如意金箍棍）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkb9oXNv6r
悟空：這麽粗的棍子，怎麽拿的動？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkQFlbIQyd
龍王：你拿不動就閃人！別說我沒給你兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r0kg6HmMS
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFBAB6BfWb
悟空：我真正需要的是一件微型神器，希望滿足。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdVFTpanR1
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfXToNNp3I
悟空：耳屎勺？我用先！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lFgtyLvce
龍王：借我也用用。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ITK8DZz9
悟空：沒得說。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTflRjZU8d
（遞給龍王）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzXdXALEEM
龍王：好癢，好舒服！……哎呀！不好！掉我耳洞了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvcQDtPCEB
悟空：還我掏耳勺兒！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWYUWTa1M6
龍王：上仙，淡定，淡定！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUIn8E39j8
悟空：還淡定什嗎？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WlTLIbR9b
（呼！龍王拿出一個U型物體）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZqINE8THG
龍王：出！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdHsA2yFRv
（哢！掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出，粘附在U型物體上）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmAk7rncDy
龍王：還你！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr2iaCNv2W
悟空（吃驚）：這U物是什麽？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzj8W1t7Wq
龍王：神器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZIa1xdWHV
悟空：是什麽神器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsxnbcNmzp
龍王：你思考一下就知道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQHmKY8bNP
悟空：好，我有時間會思考的。我走啦，來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1g5oNgEBi
（悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵，出海而去）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvUJxpryzT
龍王：上仙慢走！媽呀，總算閃人了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg4U3fRVHO
（轟隆！一聲，龍宮塌了！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCd8JRPupR
龍王：啊！我的水晶宮——！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dPULHuXex
（龍王不知，悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍，卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0wCUFQGq3
（悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91GCUWIG8J
（牛魔王還在睡）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUKqkttmYr
悟空：本大王來也！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tbc8DjRTR
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！借到兵器沒？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhITlL1OBW
悟空：你什麽意思？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKjJp27G2L
通背猿猴：我問，你借到兵器沒有？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pzjnxbGYf
悟空：這句的前面那句。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW6nLstKq8
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhTWzHSH7q
悟空：你不想讓我回來？你想坐我的位子是吧？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4StilxP8a
通背猿猴：哼，人家只是給你打個招呼。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2OrHU8qhr
悟空：你打招呼能不能有點兒創意？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrFRkajHdE
通背猿猴：我該怎麽說？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HM76rjDeZ
悟空：還要我教你？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvbixKl7bC
通背猿猴：我想不出來。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeYF3uROvt
悟空：你應該向牛魔王學習！沒事兒的時候就大睡，讓大腦得到充分休養，有創意的打招呼53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuR31i7Q5T
很容易想到。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3EfK16hZW
通背猿猴：明白。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZNPTC035f
悟空：別辜負我對你的……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9JFlnbnMR
（呼嚕！呼嚕！……）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw7gDhIwWd
（通背猿猴躺地上睡著了）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cADJR8TGB
悟空：起來！（踢了一腳）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGmHesU1Zj
通背猿猴：大王，有事？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXYm8mEdNT
悟空：你睡覺幹嗎？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrzs8VD3t6
通背猿猴：我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼，所以我盡快的睡覺了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoy7gPPaeI
悟空：回家睡。這裏是野外，你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBxZsZezU7
通背猿猴：我怕。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UUqajvvPI
（牛魔王醒來）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSdYtH4uAN
牛魔王：咳！猴兄，兵器搞到手沒？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQt5Z1u6pr
悟空：你猜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqZXnIq67k
牛魔王：看你兩手空空，龍宮那沒收獲吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWxxW1cz20
悟空：我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazadvnFac7
牛魔王：你得到微型武器了？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VAfGNZf3a
悟空：嗯嗯嗯。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ1HwmWYjK
牛魔王：啥樣子的微型武器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l7FECI3EL
悟空：又微又有型的武器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1Il3JgBjJ
牛魔王：亮出來我看看。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxEcv5sWP2
（悟空一掏耳朵，拿出微武）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DqpSXdW0p
悟空：Look！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zoGf2cdkT
牛魔王（仔細一看）：額！怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1shRNXECic
（咚——！悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GDUCYewuD
悟空：通背。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGxcJvbNQc
通背猿猴：在。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWoIOXrDMz
悟空：你來看看我的武器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigFOsKTPZi
通背猿猴：大王，我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgeim6j7uC
悟空：眾愛卿，回家！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXcVMvDTgd
（群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX9geUGM2W
（水簾洞）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8bv69fOk3
悟空：諸位愛卿，我們一隔八年沒見，今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來，我們搞個Party如何？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ0gMCuvyq
通背猿猴：好！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH6XxeHfTL
眾猴：好！好！……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxcGJAFPJZ
牛魔王：好！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5tpW6VWRj
悟空：牛兄，你怎麽跟來了？你被我一腳踢飛，踢到很遠很遠。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeGQUo6mDi
牛魔王：我飛回原地，我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZpIKyd35J
悟空：你找我報一腳之仇？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepf3GG8Hlo
牛魔王：錯！你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服，我還想被你踢飛一次。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pzo3Ujepj
悟空：夠兄弟！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG6xPDxN2e
牛魔王：既然你這麽說，我願和你八拜為交！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPfg0BoIoq
悟空：什嘛？你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次？！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnIJMMowSt
通背猿猴：大王，他是想做你的小弟。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01EwurMlqV
牛魔王：是啊！大哥，請受小弟一拜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JfX9mowvm
悟空：通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV2zIwKwZp
牛魔王：我就做你的小DD啦！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFIkczJZmc
悟空：歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLj3xjFG0f
（盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYScKsQ29a6
（悟空喝了很多酒，不知不覺睡著了）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr7aSqrrTz
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