（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAelejpXYK4
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQWigvAqt6
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgkHLzQCkT
（擡頭看看太陽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rc73NLBoz
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc5paULZQX
（撓撓猴頭）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl61pcl7c5
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI40lyqlNWG
（沒有回答）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo1wxSccvX
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNh6Lel8tv
（剛要走）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthvfZSgdUD
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q1Rd6gcCZ
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w6fxLQ6Oy
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NVW1wgAj3
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pSsl9Oyqe
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoufyMDfnvu
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ArW7399J
悟空：其他人呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhcOR0rbgw
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr3qD7wpjE
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC3LXW3ZKz
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUwASIUJ0X
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE28OCHCzN
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwBUv58eWw
悟空：你受傷了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZlsqViy3Q
通背猿猴：看我頭部。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiajN2D6ME
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOmK0hixHM
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM3czLVer0
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfcmcsjRzU
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VvzEz725T
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wkcsctuV3
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeBy7wlSgy
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4EzOFUU33
通背猿猴：很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEtmTE41LI
悟空：牛到什麽程度？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk4iovRWgf
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aIwNF77ja
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSt0xIWdTB
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv112ABH5V4
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXpEpJS8MQ
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuTYiejVuv
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwma1y22oDf
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hMiXlRMcw
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPFX9mGR9B
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6yE2NBKYT
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexXiXHgVcl
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD72p8lgYJk
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFyL6odAjn
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUziJ14OHv
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1I1pOfGHk
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8Tojrch3P
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBqey8eOeG
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxDUQGtmco
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0u16MtHjd
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x6jsetKsR
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdeKfzfR2b
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdltfhuVFG
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwI2A8DC3D
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGLlW9FOCX
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28JZiG5By
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qLVKip7Nl
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWQiP2CdEe
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBioCrlA9PX
（眾猴一看，是大王！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaczzuU4Jn
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE2dx0wZv1
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eMq7XodlF
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSukYSaI1e
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQJMu9rIAx
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTs9N93rAd
悟空：不解。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE09zjeFWlB
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaP7kl9P5g
悟空：你的意思是？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfp7loAV9q
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVUjdIxD9e
悟空：不愛聽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEagnXC0FWM
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTJBwhuoWH
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqjz1qYRn2
牛魔王：嗯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3vtfcDIxC
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdd5wmedTN
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSQcei7e0q
悟空：沒感覺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy4yIoRGgj
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2vA9E3jYF
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMVVLQeEYx
牛魔王：哦～48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFCVbYOrPJ
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bgm0OMiLA
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T1RoYtbc2
悟空：當然可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5eSKPwJ5N
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdeojtG0AJ
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMyC5JSvx9
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3888gbMj
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvtJWqqn8Z
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnndC6Gj87
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNReyOWCnk
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdwLW32OZ2
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwWd646UQS
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ328CI06wSo
牛魔王：威武吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClzRROpakV
悟空：我感覺很別扭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmDGmcCBIW
牛魔王：別扭也威武。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHdFCqPiPM
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBXdO6LpAe
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r2TjeYt2l
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD5UdhuojE
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYUd2V4mW7
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9o8CIzmsK
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4UyR25Pb7
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQXDKGD7IY
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvzDjHZ0gH
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsioJOjYtW
牛魔王：你明白吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLkoIym5hG
悟空：我明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYjFgRMkiE
牛魔王：我也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYinxs9cui9
悟空：你真的明白？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5AcYL7sxA
牛魔王：我真的明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE19KlhNCj
悟空：我真的也明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuu94hG9FP
牛魔王：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiRnOgWXEm
悟空：明白萬歲！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1k81CVcDC
（兩人淚流擁抱）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4LfqByJH4
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiBYn3dUqq
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6VVjlmWFg
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavc4WE3JWk
牛魔王：保重。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxSjWEJj15
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsvQUsbuey
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55GDAEp8Fz
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zpYYlcdQs
牛魔王：猴兄……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nQvsQPBpM
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEUfNblwVg
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplYH2BVS0v
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXv5Ynvh6v
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbid277aDnQ
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu2ws1xoWk
牛魔王：我放不下心。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UYsw9Q8pU
悟空：你想怎樣？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuyfNAEqwb
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPpX0Li4jz
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d2lNiEEHj
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yA4MzVmUA
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRi8pmAr7g
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56UwPBnOXm
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS43cYRIDEu
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RjsH4iZff
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtecH4EVR4R
牛魔王：這就是我的……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G0dmAqPwG
（咚！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2016gEtbCC
（啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4zGQPtktg
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zIoaaPQ6V
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybKS33hs0d
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iDLL05cZ9
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg1VeNuwAk
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUG2bBc3fu
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KDvGWURjF
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES3WPVu3mB
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK0SpKIeBj
悟空：哇！這麽多？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahWe5moXok
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W2LumhMVC
悟空：你還要打？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoAdS35tjX
牛魔王：我認輸。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8nIkEoBBp
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtklNUi9pYs
牛魔王：等等。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4jse7XKUC
悟空：還有何事？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETrGPeZJ39
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWRqSfEJ1l
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKssJpUCBPQ
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGipfCkif3
我擺平。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6Mjseddkd
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnU3XtdqmS
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrmEPCEBBo
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc5FyftnNt
悟空：擺平。牛……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ370LN0eLWs
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnViQuGNHn
悟空：死豬。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcbzoq4YSG
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZbPoMzBTH
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLH9HcH6PQ
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiciILSN8z9
悟空：我剛看到。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HVE0NXNG9
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRHb03p3uv
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUzryNAJIT
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI2wdXPpm8
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4fyGDJq1L
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxCHD15NbS
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuBgsI2Gao
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAzXMxDfHz
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbPiw3eaNK
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXnyoowVqi
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDg1x1XjBq
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZSWHuhsnB
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfZhOVoIud
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvNHSqTVRL
悟空：忠臣！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxdzoj8Unz
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN9SbX0jec
悟空：你沒兵器吧？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaEPLbjMP6
通背猿猴：我有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrF2xqoEKw
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF5hpgfXN7
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzO3QXh4qE
悟空：這是那般兵器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQtksMEjzK
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6v83hfTOi
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3D7qpTYQk
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE75nulH8FU
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsBioaynAs
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjkNiE7f3I
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc4b2seX3M
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisGzMZd6Ix
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbickYeNy9
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCjvAlx88f
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEXGPevy4H
牛魔王：龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAZYg2qJCk
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE2jZjG1VX
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmjwaMd7Hm
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B30GTyaC3
不是夢話。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkbBTMr3jY
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7DkNVjcD7
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuH0rwLFMc
悟空：你的都是大型武器。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR0gWzNsaF
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPWiMJwFsd
悟空：賊牛！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GbdjUXJgc
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDR9vWTnFR
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlQzbrqV8R
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMwSwTAupy
通背猿猴：我也信！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncVh8zhNuc
悟空：本大王去也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzwtzpnNJq
（一陣雲煙消失了）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdfKb4FdsG
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBaixCuNHO
（一會兒）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2fHbi67iV
悟空：本大王來也！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0yiR1iPgX
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdmBofb7hq
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkunY9tzwyF
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxmVqPwpb3
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zbY17x9Lg
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzNgNB2QzK
牛魔王：東海龍宮。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARZWvvate7
48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbNCsuw8ON
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