（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcNboKUi1X
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz352UTnk6
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxFzfJmuLS
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54O3v0fUWo
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkZ4fPWa5A
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkEf80NuEt
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtTEhag7uA
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dYDhO34Uo
　　菩提祖師：有多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabKAyqPNEZ
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo4bTGexip
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19KvfaA8Zm
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU5ETPW2Cb
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOh7bnbKX1
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6r53wZP3C
　　菩提祖師：是滴！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ealvW1TQ
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQYWIWSDEz
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjv19bCspc
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqB8EWQbew
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSFkoYUQMv
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIDzeUxAly
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbz6cAkYbi
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGiMccWqh1
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AZqkNj0ZJ
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI1dGqklVb
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6bDL8MdlF
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlSfz5AG1w
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQCpvok1WC
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzFa4siwf6
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf5755rpGx
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluVKkuv8AH
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFSRIKORhG
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkuEP67zZE
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0845b9sEmi
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoWcTaxtuu
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlNqA8fNzs
　　悟空：是滴。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3INKBHAN1
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2ofVFXwiF
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkC4ZoqEh7
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Tz2gFDrN
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzoUXE8xAT
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G3nk8b8u0
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeHz7mtNqz
　　菩提祖師：說！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2huyhiep0k
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBXSpTxaWK
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7sgwXIB41
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iddhb9fV8
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡninHK7Nh0z
　　悟空：什麽是術道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuaMU6nwSU
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGLKFZrVUz
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fqpaymK6h
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QOnCCLlGB
　　悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpI4CkGPo5
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrjurj31hd
　　悟空：什麽是流道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOLjzl7mTq
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6FMpyXAtn
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iULE0iqQS
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQL8AvmZfW
　　悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS88QrLkwV4
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP03tx9J74x
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N4OAPDTJA
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgE9pNiEXe
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhDoaYBuDU
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMuoc7Ur9T
　　悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJx7oRikZE
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDOQnNDRHO
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7kYQtnfnh
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVLkIiDGoE
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqUN5ZkodL
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HvzvWbT7o
　　悟空：不學！不學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdyYgZ0qRT
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrdFKWKS0V
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8AO5lbQPp
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZF4g6wpDz
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvn10LLLPd
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlc7issK1H
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrU3hGfQS8
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20XJhn29eB
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q2Zzfp7FV
　　悟空：那我走了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvPDZRIEAX
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nj3htwySF
　　（悟空找到便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePnCkOKUMV
　　悟空：師父請用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFOuTp8e5O
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvntec3yNz
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bAxJOSMMZ
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCRzZ0yZLl
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b1Ffz7pIZ
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX0HiL8kvd
　　菩提祖師：好吧！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmePDyczRaY
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO4RvLJwAh
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWMMOP0OVf
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwk7Kv1oA4
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHGsDSgJsU
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgeSiPTigq
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlJGCPbOKE
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkMr4F1Z03
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw8Z1GeCMt
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04AI1pwdcq
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBM5DPbKUV
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqofQhWevoW
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUfQRuXv0J
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOmiRwJoiX
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT00mdR5yG
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7Ck3HHEsN
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgf0C1yRv3
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9taxa0Syaq
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyUhIb5MFk
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncEhWsiUN3
　　悟空：啊！這個……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20mPdNIClC
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tJbem93kV
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzlvbXny9Q
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQ305Tr2vu
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Dga0KR2t
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLikQ7kDxp
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn16TWTnDo
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqccq2uF5pm
　　悟空：那就學72變。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXiHcKAUoZ
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQuvC8k19d
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRnHW5ztH5
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6MAoubMbX
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLbTjim8Fs
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF6NQ8yWTH
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqnvomZ130
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR0xOY1mac
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc38hiPsGZA
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY1QtnhTef
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR9HHbd8Nt
　　悟空：會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgErZMDDLNy
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK6ZrYzeSB
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2MmFOETlX
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DiYPqUUTs
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0PA6JS7XT
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi9rbcL4ad
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyEqEzzeSl
　　菩提祖師：有道理。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKQfXXthPL
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrj342XYHu
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiIJJp1ipm
　　悟空：我飛——！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUTnrFurwc
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnjMemmJDM
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehYnqOyHSJ
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloMvsG0E8o
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTfUYmvqmr
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdMDdsIRQP
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlZZyp6jz0
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7MTpXulOh
　　悟空：不解！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbV2Hb8uIp
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIdnzTiQMz
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7HIOW50eq
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1H1kK73Nq
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ucdC5Y38b
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA4DKMsZO7
　　悟空：頭跟雲？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdBhKfOs6D
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIJMsUutm7
　　悟空：速度有多快？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyKo1nkQBh
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKr8oYUYw1
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa3Uvw9nCL
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu33I1TtNL2
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSMlnlhtky
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzohi7HXX5
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7svSd2MLy
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1lrVPbYJ0
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo0fBpFaYU
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngQeHsyLv2
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rAd3uAv5A
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbkd53upi8
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXJNZdIXa7
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVWdF016pT
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBAyM5h5IW
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP2UfjxTNL
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeGRTIaDrl
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS11Wb7kWK
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3ITFPAl6q
　　悟空：師父？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6znyRrROE
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw7qJ3S5IS
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGswsucWso
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62lndCJmx5
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmxgotKQp1
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITF8s5iBoR
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ae3FxBD8t
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUmQ2CMsv2
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDhNZxxz17
　　悟空：意外。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunnXtc875A
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7NJDPTdgi
　　仙童：遵命。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO0voGf0kN
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRMR1NdlG3
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUDAvBbTip
　　悟空：啊！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRrGAjBVjI
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGsD9p0xFM
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA5Q6AASc0
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs1MXbNQGP
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9N4qXDc8Z
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj0EgUp8G0
　　悟空：什嘛？！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDlehIbame
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOWQ2IXYCq
　　悟空：我……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzZT0xOt5x
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMu6FPNCT1
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2jHlmRZBm
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrDZ8IcM7W
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rhL4qRM2R
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXd4tafrCn
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHRE0AqjNn
　　菩提祖師：快走！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwavsE53uC5
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucm46xwr6C
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