(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)50Please respect copyright.PENANAsBMo3S0SeJ
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)50Please respect copyright.PENANAeYg6FvLx0w
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?50Please respect copyright.PENANAMGJbzrlgpy
(猶豫不決)50Please respect copyright.PENANApCmLnpkO18
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。50Please respect copyright.PENANAiUuNYCYevQ
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANADHNKgYdNjO
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)50Please respect copyright.PENANAF4YETEVVoZ
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAxBTKmPLcCd
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。50Please respect copyright.PENANArfVdXiZyxm
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANA7TpWh0NgFz
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANANpKlFW8NJ4
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。50Please respect copyright.PENANAD0BWEv5y50
(路人甲下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAhSZjL9Jkgp
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmf6QbWh1VG
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANAl6RoUT2EFX
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMxXoXVEMSs
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0JL1fSdLb
(路人乙下山走了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAUyn8NSn2Cs
猴王:失敗。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQBJa7UBcfv
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)50Please respect copyright.PENANA6CAhSdSJpn
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。50Please respect copyright.PENANALh9sn3LDkw
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……50Please respect copyright.PENANASZ4WnGtYHg
猴王:你是路人丙?50Please respect copyright.PENANA7E1uhPyHVt
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6oEjLQ1hGz
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?50Please respect copyright.PENANAr9IBXjHXQA
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAFSH58a9VL
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。50Please respect copyright.PENANAPcF0t5ch2X
樵夫:什嘛?50Please respect copyright.PENANAg4QcciphJw
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。50Please respect copyright.PENANAbrcQubBT6o
樵夫:沒聽明白。50Please respect copyright.PENANACIV5v2ofZ4
猴王:那就最好不過了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA771xhDMh60
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAWviIkiMEuy
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANARUftyBjG9s
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGSqqgQA2FG
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKFcHKcyxqt
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?50Please respect copyright.PENANAEYHWg95Anu
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAySTnLvz7g5
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!50Please respect copyright.PENANA7LxyXyZE15
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANALnYapNvIr1
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmUqPRzhJ7B
猴王:哦哦哦。50Please respect copyright.PENANAUnvnVW961J
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAz6pfmOwc7z
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?50Please respect copyright.PENANAwm95XJwLBv
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。50Please respect copyright.PENANAxx5F32L9M4
猴王:這麽容易搞定?50Please respect copyright.PENANAoHrmvgfhLJ
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAOQw9HK2ClF
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5ULguvYsrj
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)50Please respect copyright.PENANAmg2ek95UCa
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?50Please respect copyright.PENANA4jBVpRdF2G
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAA6GXBjrtPU
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaej0544FjG
(進門一看,又是一道門)50Please respect copyright.PENANAR3dAxiRm7f
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANA0oOHORjwdN
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)50Please respect copyright.PENANAqzRImL837T
猴王:又是自動門。我進!50Please respect copyright.PENANAfWSA9ylvjm
(咚!……哎呀!)50Please respect copyright.PENANAWX1iD8mGUF
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)50Please respect copyright.PENANAC3JBFydZ01
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!50Please respect copyright.PENANAVEv3wHfQyo
(門內,走出一位仙童)50Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6MhTfApiV
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?50Please respect copyright.PENANAXY3EW3KYf3
猴王(一舉右手):我!50Please respect copyright.PENANAtqunnRW7d4
仙童:你哪位?50Please respect copyright.PENANAEe9pKE6ghV
猴王:我來拜師學道。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9yzW8zmOqV
仙童:哦,請進。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlaZW0dAIHq
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAjpNhIkRWBf
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。50Please respect copyright.PENANA85tryuc78d
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANABXEbyb92RT
仙童:防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAqnC2FuZbUu
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?50Please respect copyright.PENANABcKSIgReUr
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAOTvdmqpcqf
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAFVfnGSuiZE
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHOWU81OIKP
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAj9brdxVs2v
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)50Please respect copyright.PENANADttSjhgNn0
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA15IhIaq5Eq
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)50Please respect copyright.PENANAKEiKGIvp0D
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)50Please respect copyright.PENANAd6nGS9FHPZ
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAF2VMRJhLXl
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6yVD0VinLz
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJLadNi0rzE
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?50Please respect copyright.PENANAu1R3l8XNwx
猴王:姓名?沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAVRGV1EMC84
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?50Please respect copyright.PENANAuJAmdA1RCT
猴王:啊!這個還要問?50Please respect copyright.PENANAyVWM3QcA4X
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAtrxTGFObZQ
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。50Please respect copyright.PENANATuSNbdDBqM
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?50Please respect copyright.PENANAG3qmWKdvvh
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。50Please respect copyright.PENANAgWzptNeeTJ
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!50Please respect copyright.PENANAmAc6Gome2r
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。50Please respect copyright.PENANAh5mwzZ5QDT
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANA9e9NfVenPQ
猴王:是,師父。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJV3Z1QetuN
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQbsdZhcHEc
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAV1a2J1iIPH
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwNiFy7mrUf
仙童:跟我走吧。50Please respect copyright.PENANALtzQ14fgay
(猴王原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANAwaJYG1i3zZ
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!50Please respect copyright.PENANA7z7kH6BF2Z
(猴王還是原地一動不動)50Please respect copyright.PENANArju7PrjOcT
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAxOa0sDdTGn
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?50Please respect copyright.PENANAhJcGRliPvc
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANAXv4fYmvcOV
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQGXPyFhrbk
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!50Please respect copyright.PENANABaz45xYU0p
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。50Please respect copyright.PENANAENicLrVRUc
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!50Please respect copyright.PENANAU6zdL1bckz
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?50Please respect copyright.PENANAWSt2SN4RPN
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANA4j1EnvluWm
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?50Please respect copyright.PENANARxcQlhIZpm
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。50Please respect copyright.PENANAnZee365xAy
悟空:謝師父取名。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJMqFKHXAg7
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)50Please respect copyright.PENANA38Hob115se
50Please respect copyright.PENANArqjzHjFoK4
50Please respect copyright.PENANApLfxr9A382
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