师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3jCCehXznn
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。62Please respect copyright.PENANA79hFVXqa0c
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?62Please respect copyright.PENANA5U6ThfTPkZ
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。62Please respect copyright.PENANAO8xFhtaFm3
悟空:是。师父。62Please respect copyright.PENANAimBrGq7EUa
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaTAGgKWn3y
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYSuVgUZpvZ
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYH5x6sp2e9
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。62Please respect copyright.PENANAdzHzYbys5r
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?62Please respect copyright.PENANAnewpIQeUhp
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。62Please respect copyright.PENANATjYIz9huYm
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkMjEUnELmB
家丁:你会降妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANAPT1FSQLq3k
悟空:是滴。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjVjO8iGsp2
家丁:有没有降妖证?62Please respect copyright.PENANA5ar1FSLKJz
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。62Please respect copyright.PENANAik4e6oLzsB
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANA0YA4bB9RIT
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlNdmk0oPtU
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。62Please respect copyright.PENANAeuhyvDCrXJ
悟空:我有证人。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlpo8qbE69G
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKMNilZgMD3
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIDN7ecaN3l
家丁:他真的能降妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANAPABzLz3ZrC
唐僧:能,我是证人。62Please respect copyright.PENANAbQPcvemkoG
悟空:目击证人。62Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7oDrXNtHM
唐僧:我是目击证人。62Please respect copyright.PENANATvEGb4sV2X
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANAhmIRtJ0nuj
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkoBeiaJfQv
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZswfAfdCKk
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkKj9DwkRsk
家丁:哦。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0kJy9i9zYq
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。62Please respect copyright.PENANALuLpHQa0ry
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。62Please respect copyright.PENANALOdjXlsVlh
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。62Please respect copyright.PENANADgnpODBgSn
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?62Please respect copyright.PENANA4a7EkNGeOn
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。62Please respect copyright.PENANA81ifBXFr9f
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAF4YH2HEnIs
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7Plr6ZfVqz
高太公:2位是降妖的?62Please respect copyright.PENANAqqo4GjZDxp
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOjAcLnTtqD
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANATYcFFyE1fK
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0EEYfk7sAW
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?62Please respect copyright.PENANAABAqY9whh0
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAPozgPaWKn1
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIFw1fYpPyb
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjTLnQQbtKR
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfjbnPwMfvw
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。62Please respect copyright.PENANAQFwZnbcHfF
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANAOaUEuFvFmK
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3F9KoFEuF6
悟空:牛妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANAAas4GfcFk3
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0HakpvmmJl
悟空:猪妖?62Please respect copyright.PENANATEGGQuZp8m
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。62Please respect copyright.PENANANHSeg6RwMp
悟空:不喝汤?62Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jm3oSsCiI
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。62Please respect copyright.PENANAFHrq1zGds5
悟空:配什么菜?62Please respect copyright.PENANAC4big6zTuE
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。62Please respect copyright.PENANACFpp7ikzAa
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。62Please respect copyright.PENANAitm8EJ7Eiy
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAtUjtWP5g0
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAfjhyKD8fT
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。62Please respect copyright.PENANAW6rCxOsRjr
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHmamDyIKiM
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWRAbRKDeBh
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAJSKgLEkbio
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOUHDXyYhC8
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。62Please respect copyright.PENANAt1Y0D93PVM
悟空:猪啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAUR2AjHb5iP
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!62Please respect copyright.PENANAJVNHwLtj61
妖怪也呕吐不止。62Please respect copyright.PENANAawJIj6fyYf
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?62Please respect copyright.PENANAx3QnSEExA9
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUVHZOWWNAw
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?62Please respect copyright.PENANAjC4cfbOsE7
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0ouef2dHgZ
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYSdEBppzDY
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?62Please respect copyright.PENANA6N7ChEu4dU
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。62Please respect copyright.PENANAmQJTJmsV3B
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。62Please respect copyright.PENANAI61jpwx6Je
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhMArRHjETV
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。62Please respect copyright.PENANAr80lFNInvX
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?62Please respect copyright.PENANAsNZhWvB3Xx
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。62Please respect copyright.PENANAQT2YVj8XJ3
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANARZ7fRd2rTV
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?62Please respect copyright.PENANAMgbpCYCBo2
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?62Please respect copyright.PENANAx4K6NeRbJG
悟空:我就是!62Please respect copyright.PENANAkGGStssuTZ
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!62Please respect copyright.PENANANKwPobUe1G
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?62Please respect copyright.PENANAa34LL8lwLb
妖怪:我闪!62Please respect copyright.PENANAZIX48cE9Dk
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6SyRphgK4O
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkcv8VzfhHP
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6mol6zLRi3
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAQGS8YNiJjb
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAw9GRGVkfzD
悟空:出来!62Please respect copyright.PENANA1wcvAZcNil
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。62Please respect copyright.PENANAmEeBFRXXdF
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7A49h5Fdjh
悟空:我以为你睡了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA5vgrfTSxhi
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。62Please respect copyright.PENANARIda4hyfeP
悟空:时间太长。62Please respect copyright.PENANAb30cOKZGop
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvKV7vqEwlA
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?62Please respect copyright.PENANA2vVZOyXqid
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?62Please respect copyright.PENANAFClKVvrXhy
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。62Please respect copyright.PENANATLa02YbCtD
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1YqSdcm19D
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?62Please respect copyright.PENANAm3Y42SihPx
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。62Please respect copyright.PENANAv0PJMoa7M8
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?62Please respect copyright.PENANAZVlNm52n3R
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEvSFPjOghU
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?62Please respect copyright.PENANANRk7Bbkru8
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAyCnwu8bv2d
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaEbS3SyNp7
猪妖:真的?62Please respect copyright.PENANA43pn6qv08b
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcE8x4GX793
猪妖:吃我一钯!62Please respect copyright.PENANAUJaEVI8uD6
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。62Please respect copyright.PENANAoDZu9SruGk
猪妖:打空了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAPtuv1RdzqR
悟空:没。是你没打动。62Please respect copyright.PENANAyxVaq7NsmQ
猪妖:你的头好硬!62Please respect copyright.PENANAxOpWlsntbF
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgxBSJiMVnN
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?62Please respect copyright.PENANAsTeUmh1TBn
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaUIFbVbzw9
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2wXdTeI3YF
悟空:欢迎光临。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWQBAFfdvXI
猪妖:我要睡了。88!62Please respect copyright.PENANANoY5fSymFb
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。62Please respect copyright.PENANAGQpDRcf3nI
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。62Please respect copyright.PENANASfrKoWTQZj
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。62Please respect copyright.PENANA5LtupYdCeP
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。62Please respect copyright.PENANAdBmB8p0qT9
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。62Please respect copyright.PENANAbIMmu87kxk
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?62Please respect copyright.PENANAMHRH9YxCzp
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。62Please respect copyright.PENANAB7QE767S7j
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOL2a347Nmv
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!62Please respect copyright.PENANAzDu8DJhGvo
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。62Please respect copyright.PENANApcrc7RyB5t
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!62Please respect copyright.PENANApf8aMNYlIM
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!62Please respect copyright.PENANAH5yGfTyeXp
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!62Please respect copyright.PENANAvAC9ZZxQ6R
2人拥抱,流泪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAyys4Y25yHM
悟空:我带你见师父。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqqDpzoMZzU
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。62Please respect copyright.PENANALJb0odLoKf
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?62Please respect copyright.PENANANwP5cUdPeH
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEFpRzHNY5I
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEomxHuww8B
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。62Please respect copyright.PENANAk9bk7bME7p
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。62Please respect copyright.PENANAiP8LQAKfF4
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAsvdzjHzKT6
猪妖:师父!师父!62Please respect copyright.PENANAjPSSregKGq
唐僧:你叫我师父?62Please respect copyright.PENANAsN8PvoGCSf
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAwUYVVPJPBw
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?62Please respect copyright.PENANA4azzr3DcyT
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……62Please respect copyright.PENANAdkiAayzVLI
八戒:我是猪八戒……62Please respect copyright.PENANAHWFE8usNzW
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……62Please respect copyright.PENANAdBFTt5wTQa
八戒和悟空边说边表演。62Please respect copyright.PENANArXRdHdiPSS
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……62Please respect copyright.PENANAZqjqqT91BJ
八戒:不要!不要!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQdUK5vbTNw
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkndZIsJvB4
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?62Please respect copyright.PENANADXyrNgYoMa
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。62Please respect copyright.PENANASY3ZAuHCuv
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?62Please respect copyright.PENANAt8ZCOu31c2
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6aE8IiPfNO
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOskGKGH1Fi
62Please respect copyright.PENANA3iysJjIQdY
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